Best Visage Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 685 –Ghastly Visages in the Ramjack Hall of Renown 3:02:45

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Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 686 – Oh The Hysterical Wails of the Winter Wraith of Ramjack 2:36:56

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It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 684 – Anecdotal Anarchy at the Ramjack Processional Pancake Breakfast 1:39:17

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Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 683 – Rise of the Coven of Were-Beasts a Ramjack Predicament 1:48:55

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It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 682 – Vampiric Stewards of the Ramjack Reliquary 2:28:54

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It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 681 – Armed for Chicanery: Ramjack Prepares 1:38:29

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Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 680 – Sailing on the Cursed Seas of Ramjack: Adrift and Bereft 1:51:24

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Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 679 – Earthbound Demigods: The Betrayers of Ramjack 1:24:27

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Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 678 – Is This The Shadow Of Ramjack That Forewarns My Death? 1:25:20

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New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 677 – Turbulent Times The 15th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It 2:38:24

3M ago2:38:24

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Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 676 – Is It Your Sanity Or Your Life That Will Sustain Ramjack 1:16:50

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Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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For Jeremy 15:20

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I just wanted to share an update and some words about Jeremy. This will be posted across multiple podcast feeds, so I apologize for the duplicate uploads.

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Episode 675 – Lets Destroy the Foolhardy Detractors of Ramjack 3:16:22

4M ago3:16:22

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Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 674 – Idols of Ramjack: The Worshipped and the Cursed 2:39:21

5M ago2:39:21

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Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 673 – Breakout Sessions for Assassination at the Ramjack Summer Session 1:25:47

5M ago1:25:47

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It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 672 – Institutions of Frivolity in The Grand Order of Ramjack 2:01:42

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Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 671 – Somewhere at the Crossroads of Madness and Ramjack 1:46:37

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We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal.…

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Episode 670 – Nations Arise in the Revolt of Ramjack 2:10:24

7M ago2:10:24

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We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 669 – Extinguish the Fires and Behold the Aftermath of Ramjack 2:05:59

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Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 668 – Steady Yourself For Ramjacks Cavalcade of Obscurities 1:34:47

7M ago1:34:47

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It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 667 – Do You Stand in Defiance of Ramjack the Merciful? 2:48:19

8M ago2:48:19

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We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it.…

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Episode 666 – Never Scream While Ramjack Waits For Sustenance 3:11:03

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Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies”…

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Episode 665 – Arbitrary Moments Stolen by the Sinister Hand of Ramjack 1:49:55

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We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 664 – Silence Lest You Rouse The Banshees of Ramjack 1:55:57

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Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself.…

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Speed Jacking Goyle’s Girth 1:09:02

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In this first of three episodes, Mulder and Scully investigate a strange World War 2 plane that seems to be giving everyone radiation sickness. Also, The Flash is here to teach us all about one form of safe sex. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Disco…

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Episode 663 – Enigma of the Bold: Ramjack's Hidden Cipher 2:04:15

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Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade.…

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Green Goblin vs Swamp Thing 1:05:22

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It's time to take on The X-Files - S03E14 - Grotesque, in which some...stuff...happens? I think? All I know is that it was beautifully shot and it's weird that most of the cast of That 70s Show are bad people. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord…

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Episode 662 – If You Perceive of Ramjack Will You Live to Tell The Tale? 2:20:00

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Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house.…

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Quirked Up White Boy 59:16

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It's time to talk about the extremely chaotic episode, The X-Files S03E13 - Syzygy. What is the shocking word that Chris keeps saying that Jeremy definitely remembered to beep out??? Find out inside.By Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher

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Episode 661 – Take Your Harbinger of Ramjack to Work Day 1:37:46

10M ago1:37:46

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Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Yoshi Do Not Have Human Rights 1:17:47

10M ago1:17:47

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What's wrong with a doctor named Bambi anyway? Huh Scully??? HUH DANA SCULLY???!! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, …

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Episode 660 – Each and Every Generation: A Trifle for Ramjack 1:37:46

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Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Oral Only Word 1:25:21

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We delve into Scully's religious nature while Mulder sits at the back of the class and hurls spitballs and his previous characterization. Enjoy! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat,…

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Determined Countenance and Cold Visage 1:04:14

10M ago1:04:14

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We're finishing up our spooky two parter with another banger of an episode. We get introduced to the world's best sidekick: "The Conductor"! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and…

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Episode 659 – In your Tarnished Nightmares Lurks the Heart of Ramjack 1:20:27

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Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer?…

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Episode 658 – Careful Walks the Scoundrel Marked by Ramjack 1:29:44

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It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Lunatic 1:13:40

11M ago1:13:40

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Hello it's S3 of the X-Files which has mostly been about creepy guys but today is about a REAL GD ALIEN HOLY HECK Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. L…

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Episode 657 – Ostentatious Displays from Ramjacks Secret Syndicate 1:42:17

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Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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A Crow Carries Their Soul to the Land of the Dead 1:18:26

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It's time to talk about Lucy, the saddest character in the history of X-Files.By Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher

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Cassandra & Mikael, Veronica & Alejandro 1:08:15

11M ago1:08:15

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Should we even be doing this podcast anymore? Signs are pointing to no.By Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher

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Episode 656 – Sacrifice to Solstice Beast at the Behest of Ramjack 2:01:34

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Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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You Can’t Gaslight the Cult Leader 1:18:53

11M ago1:18:53

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In this episode everything is gross. Everything. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song ca…

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Rachel I’m Sorry 1:17:10

11M ago1:17:10

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Apologies to everyone, this episode is cursed. CURSED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the s…

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HR Approved HR 1:06:49

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Grumpy old men that can tell us when we die??? SIGN ME UP NOWBy Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher

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Episode 655 – Festival of Ramjack in the Peppermint Principality of the Damned 1:27:29

12M ago1:27:29

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Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world.…

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Episode 654 – Opera of the Great and Forever Malicious Ramjack 2:08:10

1y ago2:08:10

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We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Shampoo.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Pee Spark 1:06:12

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Video games, Jack Black, and Sonic the Hedgehog music? You KNOW we loved this episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Aut…

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Episode 653 – Every Soul You Devour Brings You One Death Closer to Ramjack 2:07:59

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Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Gotta Check the Unit 1:19:34

1y ago1:19:34

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In this episode, we wrap up the three parter and are left with questions that still need answers. Mainly about Ruth's Chris. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather…

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Is It Frohike Again? 1:17:56

1y ago1:17:56

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This week Chris' voice sounds suspiciously like we're gonna get sued by Disney, Mulder takes a spirtual journey that just feels racist, and Scully is a bad ass. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced…