We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk Boogie Nights! Andor! And Steve makes irrationally problematic statements regarding the practice of reading which are solely his opinion and do not reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Valleyfolk. …

Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQAlso, that's no ball lightning. That's a spaceship. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us a…

Come see Elliott do standup and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96…

After what felt like WEEKS apart, Joe, Elliott, and Steve reunite to squawk and squeal about cringe memes, dumb people, cover subreddit trolling, and everything in between! It's a fun one, and you're NOT gonna wanna miss it! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidem…

With Easter and For Twinny behind us, Steve takes over with another livestream, this time with guest/pal/handsome devil RYAN FARROKI! Enjoy as Steve talks to YOU about... him? No, Ryan keeps him on track. Right, Ryan? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound…

We got our schedules mixed up, so here's last week's episode NOW?! Fortunately, it's more evergreen than the scent of your laundry detergent, because this week is all about CHORES. That's right. We're grown-ups and we still hate chores. Do you? Which ones do you like? None? Correct! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on u…

From Quiplash to Minecraft, this week Steve Zaragoza goes LIVE to play games, talk movies, and entertain one and all. Did we forget to send Steve the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did? If by "we," you mean Joe Bereta, then yes, we forgot to send the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did. Is this better? Yes. Maybe. Depends on whether you'…

What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the bad guy, everyone knows that. Enjoy the Valleycast, folks! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96p…

It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we…

With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watching and nod, or empathy. Potato potahto, right?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The…

As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have an ice cream ball? Why did no one tell us about this? Why did have Creami if ball do ice cream good too? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…

While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stuff: birthdays, Severance, and THE DHARMA INITIATIVE?! That's right, check out the new documentary about LOST here: http://gettinglostdoc.com ! Also Owen's there. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sig…

With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-world-problem proportions. That's right, we're talking about adult stuff on this episode, like how cell phones are inherently fraudulent, all while multitasking with some Jackbox. It's the kind of content…

Check out DJ's new project and help bring it to life by clicking here: http://dangerboicomic.com ! In addition hearing about DANGER BOi, this episode also features the dangerous little man himself, DJ Wooldridge! And hey... quick question... do you guys remember that dude who got bonkers high and walked around It's a Small World at Disneyland compl…

Joe returns just in time for Elliott to flaunt his new dog and his fat stacks that he got from selling... a "stove." We'll say stove. Are you tired of biopics? Have you ever laughed in public at no-no words? Do you think Brock is the cutest little brick this side of the Mississippi? All this and more on the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our so…

Left to their own devices once again, Elliott and Steve DIVE into the world of aquariums, upcoming films from long-dead (practically jurassic) franchises, and whether evolutionary panentheism offers a glimpse into the inherent meaning of life. It's your typical Valleycast, by which we mean... life-changing. Ever been to an aquarium? Music/SFX: If y…

In this episode, Elliott and Steve vent about the current state of YouTube content - without accidentally namedropping the channels even once! Now, I have since seen some of the channels we vent about, and wowza, suffice it to say... Steve was right. Steve's always been right.... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us a…

In this episode, Elliott introduces Joe and Steve to his new foster pet, Brock, who is a 10-month-old labradoodle from https://www.californiadoodlerescue.org/ and you can contact them if you'd like to make Brock, who's the sweetest little shyboy ever, your perma-pet. Anyway, we also talk about TV shows and movies I think? I don't know, I gotta go c…

With Steve in Long Beach, Joe in Burbank, and Elliott in east Los Angeles, the gang gets caught up on the past week of terrifying fires. We're all doing well, thank you for asking, but if you'd like to help with the ongoing efforts, please feel free to check out the link below. The Pasadena Humane Society is doing great work and needs monetary dona…

Happy new year, everyone! This 2025, it's all about getting your wife's car decked out with bullet holes and having to flee your home due to wildfires! Hoping everyone stays safe throughout the WHOLE year, and we wish you all the best. And don't forget... you'll shoot your eye out! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us…

It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episode, Joe and Steve hold down the fort while Elliott remains missing. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please don't tell us, we are very busy. He said something about finding an old VHS of Fargo…

How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash 3! Please enjoy this special, and unhinged holiday Vcast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc…

Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry about? And is "shooting down" the drones only on side of the aisle? No, no it's not. Elliott was wrong, which is in and of itself remarkable. Why are traffic lights so much bigger than they look? Hav…

In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sig…

Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out. Mus…

We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk ac…

This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twit…

Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: / joebereta / joebereta Elliott Morgan: / elliottcm…

It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually …

In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk…

In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on …

Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME. Music/SFX:…

As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk a…

With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on this week of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across…

In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we check in on how each other is really doing. It's a grand mix of fun on this one, folks, until things get SERIOUS. So how are YOU doing? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us …

Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE…

In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…

Mr. William Haynes joins the Valleycast on this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Steve and Will discuss Michael Jackson, being weird, and their most embarrassing celebrity experiences! And you'll never GUESS who drops by! William Haynes: https://www.instagram.com/williamhaynes/?hl=en Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epide…

It's boy on boy action today as Elliott and Joe come together to discuss Elliott's recent trip to see The Killers in Las Vegas, why J.D. Vance is absolutely awesome, and Elliott shows Joe the neatest new trend on TikTok - where people say horrible things that have happened to them and then pour candy into a bowl. Anyway we brought the Nerd Clusters…

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show a bunch of friends that their suspicions about how laid back their doctor used to be were very warranted and he may very well spend many, many years in prison for his involvement in the death of a beloved celebrity. Anyway sorry for the late upload but this one's WORTH IT. Yikes! Music/SFX: If you like our sound…

Joe and Elliott discovered the most charismatic, perfect entertainer while partaking at the Foo Fighters concert and Steve enters the Matrix. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.co…

You guessed it, folks. Three idiots figured out how consciousness works, and we had a VERY fun time doing it! Anyway, TikTok star Elliot Morgan joins us on this week's episode... of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow Th…

Ever get LOCKED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?! Well, get ready to get comfy. Grab your coffee, it's time for an EXTRA INTIMATE episode. Ever seen shoulders? Yeah, we don't like to bust out the heavy guns too often. But here we are. With our heavy, heavy guns. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 so…

Does this episode get a little... naughty? It sure does. But before that, we discuss the scientific miracle that is growing an ear in your arm, as well as the performance art that is monster trucks. Do I look like JD Vance? Not anymore! Anyway, welcome to the show. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Soun…

The trinity of try-hards are back, folks. With Steve, Elliott, and Joe, this episode is sure to give you a laugh - especially during these dark, dark times. Did you guys hear the news?! Did you hear what happened?! Yeah! That's right. STEVE WENT TO VEGAS. Listen and learn as we, after weeks apart, get reacquainted with each other. Please enjoy. Mus…

Hi, folks. Elliott experienced a cinematically, culinarily delicious evening, which leads us to the question: what movie has the best-tasting food? Also, have you ever gotten sued because you "accidentally" torpedoed yourself like a majestic projectile into another totally innocent bystander? Joe has, and he's here with us today to tell you about i…

Kevin Bereta has decided to climb a skyscraper, or a grocery store - we really can't keep up with this guy's incoherent ramblings. He's clearly lost his way, drowning in a sea of adrenaline as the shores of self-control recede ever further into a non-existent horizon. Also, you guys wanna see some g*re? Because VIOLENCE WARNING: We talk about the d…

It will be a long while before Elliott decides that he absolutely wants a Burnese Mountain Dog, but it's fun to brainstorm in the meantime. Do I also want a genetically tortured English bulldog? Kevin sure does! Let's discuss. Also, I've been watching Mrs. Davis, Kevin. Wild show. Wild, wild show. Only available on Peacock. Music/SFX: If you like o…

You're in for a real treat today, folks! On this episode of the Valleycast, the boys discuss roller coasters, Kevin goes insane, and Steve fantasizes about what it would be like if someone in a bunny costume approached them from behind with some kind of scary item in their hand! It's a real doozy of an episode, folks! BUCKLE UP! Music/SFX: If you l…

There comes a point in every podcast when we must remind ourselves why we do not do podcasts after 8pm. This is one of those points. That said, we still believe you may find this episode even more enjoyable than normal due to its slap-happy (and sometimes punch-sad) chaos. And don't forget to educate yourself on fairly recent conflicts that took pl…