The Valleyfolk is a joyful team on a quest to conquer the entertainment world! Join them every week as they discuss current events, tell personal stories, and inevitably fall into a state of joyous chaos. Support more crazy at our Patreon: http://www.TheValleyfolk.com THE MOVIE MOVIE GAME is available for PRE-ORDER: bitly.com/moviemoviegame
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We got a real good one for y'all, folks. This week, we discuss Steve's recent trip to a YUNGBLUD concert. We don't wanna like him, but here we are! Joe rests on the analyst's couch and recounts his most recent dreams, too! Buckle up! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://sha…
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Folks, why is Richard Dreyfus slipping out of his chair while talking to Bill Maher? IS IT BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NO SPINE?! I don't know, but it's a funny sight to behold. Also in this episode: Alien: Earth, The Naked Gun, and more content about content! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…
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Three Dummies Talk Farts, Movies, and Other Things The Woke Doesn't Want You to Hear
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50:43We're back in action, talking flatulence, films, and fan theories! Elliott was expecting a bigger reaction to his theory on The Batman 2 rumors, but that's okay. He'll 'em next time! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk ac…
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Superman! Rats! Elliott gets YELLED AT in Scotland
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40:09Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to note that rats are highly intelligent and emotionally complex creatures who have done little more to earn their nefarious reputation than committing the sin of having a hairless tail. This comment sect…
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Elliott BRAVELY Shaves His Face After a DECADE of HIDING (Q&A!)
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45:33I shaved my stupid face and I answered "your" questions, okay? Is it is as good as the episode Joe did recently? Probably not. Did I use it as an excuse ramble incessantly? Yeah. Am I self-conscious about my face? Who isn't?! WHO ISN'T SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY FACE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sig…
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In this episode, Joe and Steve are just total GOOFBALLS. They discuss the Switch 2, what it's like when friends start marrying your friends' moms, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and even Donkey Kong! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Val…
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Joe Reveals ALL (SourceFed, React, Barats and Bereta... pickleball)
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1:08:21People sent Joe questions and Joe takes the time to answer them. Old jobs, pickleball, huckleberries and magic 1990's magazines that helped make him a man. Nothing is off the table...Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pcFollow The Valleyfolk acr…
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Elliott and Joe forget they're being recorded
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36:00Don't like politics? Click away! But if you wanna hear a couple of dudes who probably spend too much time on their phones scream from their algorithmically constructed echochambers, then this one's for you! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc …
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ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxrs In this episode, Joe and Steve discuss what Joe's up to in Montana, Steve's recent trip to the Queen Mary, hypothetical Final Destination deaths at a water park, and Joe pitches a movie about a morp…
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Steve Plays Quiplash with YOU and Explains Stuff - LIVE Valleycast!
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34:47It's another LIVE Jackbox Quiplash episode! Featuring YOU, the viewers! It's good fun, sometimes filthy, always wacky! *All views and opinions expressed on these streams belong solely to Steve Zaragoza and do not reflect the beliefs or opinions of Vallyfolk, Inc.. Where such opinions overlap is purely coincidental and all references to people or en…
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DEJA VU PART TWO: Elliott Takes the Red Pill
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50:23Did we send the wrong audio file to Steve? Was it an episode from months ago? Did you feel you'd heard it before? Well, welcome to the Valleycast. Here's the original description, which should, in theory, actually be relevant to the episode you're about to listen to... UNLESS THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION! Well, my brilliant idea to title this episode, …
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Part One: Steve Takes the Red Pill (he watched The Matrix)
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48:47And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, but both are filled with splendor. I know I'm still feeling that splendor today, after having witnessed what Steve loved so very much. So get ready for next week when we unveil Part Two of this series,…
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WHO WILL WIN?! (Final Destination vs. Mission: Impossible vs. Lilo & Stitch?!)
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54:31Don't like watching movies so I'll listen to Steve, Elliott, and Joe talk about the film face-off (as opposed to the film, Face/Off) that is Lilo and Switch, Miss Impossible: Get Recked, and Final Fantasy. Or something like that. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this chat with these three boys who love each other and love you. See you soon. Music/SFX: If …
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Boogie Nights, Andor, and Why You Shouldn't Read
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54:31We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk Boogie Nights! Andor! And Steve makes irrationally problematic statements regarding the practice of reading which are solely his opinion and do not reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Valleyfolk. …
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Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQAlso, that's no ball lightning. That's a spaceship. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us a…
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Come see Elliott do standup and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96…
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After what felt like WEEKS apart, Joe, Elliott, and Steve reunite to squawk and squeal about cringe memes, dumb people, cover subreddit trolling, and everything in between! It's a fun one, and you're NOT gonna wanna miss it! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidem…
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Steve on TWELVE YEARS of Creating Content (ft. Ryan Farroki!)
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42:18With Easter and For Twinny behind us, Steve takes over with another livestream, this time with guest/pal/handsome devil RYAN FARROKI! Enjoy as Steve talks to YOU about... him? No, Ryan keeps him on track. Right, Ryan? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound…
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We got our schedules mixed up, so here's last week's episode NOW?! Fortunately, it's more evergreen than the scent of your laundry detergent, because this week is all about CHORES. That's right. We're grown-ups and we still hate chores. Do you? Which ones do you like? None? Correct! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on u…
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Steve has some THOUGHTS about A Minecraft Movie
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35:51From Quiplash to Minecraft, this week Steve Zaragoza goes LIVE to play games, talk movies, and entertain one and all. Did we forget to send Steve the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did? If by "we," you mean Joe Bereta, then yes, we forgot to send the audio files of the podcast Joe and I did. Is this better? Yes. Maybe. Depends on whether you'…
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Trying to Brain the Upcoming Live-Action Legend of Zelda Film
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1:05:04What are your thoughts on the upcoming Legend of Zelda film? Who should play Zelda, and who should play the princess? Kidding, of course. Zelda's the bad guy, everyone knows that. Enjoy the Valleycast, folks! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96p…
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It's that time of the year when we lower Steve into a pig trough, talk Severance, and discuss a random viral video literally MOMENTS before it expires. This is the problem with talking about memes on a podcast that goes up days later. Even if we wake up at 4:23, dive into a pool, drown our faces in ice water, and then finish working out by 4:25, we…
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Joe and Elliott COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING
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40:13With Steve out, it's Joelliott time. That means we're talking things that annoy us, like that trend where people just stare at a video they're watching and nod, or empathy. Potato potahto, right?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The…
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As Elliott wows/disappoints Joe and Steve with his silly Ninja Creami, Steve baffles Joe and Elliott with his secret ball of ice cream. Did you have an ice cream ball? Why did no one tell us about this? Why did have Creami if ball do ice cream good too? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…
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Severance, birthdays, and why "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
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1:11:51While Elliott parades nude through the streets of storm-stricken Sarasota and while Joe moans another Monday in Montana, Steve sticks to the sweet stuff: birthdays, Severance, and THE DHARMA INITIATIVE?! That's right, check out the new documentary about LOST here: http://gettinglostdoc.com ! Also Owen's there. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sig…
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That Phone You're Holding is a SCAM! (LIVE JACKBOX EPISODE!)
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52:32With Bereta and Morgan both out this week, Zaragoza regales you (assuming you've already been sufficiently galed) with a fed-up diatribe of first-world-problem proportions. That's right, we're talking about adult stuff on this episode, like how cell phones are inherently fraudulent, all while multitasking with some Jackbox. It's the kind of content…
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Steve Gets Bullied By Disney Adults (ft. DJ Wooldridge!)
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57:20Check out DJ's new project and help bring it to life by clicking here: http://dangerboicomic.com ! In addition hearing about DANGER BOi, this episode also features the dangerous little man himself, DJ Wooldridge! And hey... quick question... do you guys remember that dude who got bonkers high and walked around It's a Small World at Disneyland compl…
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Joe returns just in time for Elliott to flaunt his new dog and his fat stacks that he got from selling... a "stove." We'll say stove. Are you tired of biopics? Have you ever laughed in public at no-no words? Do you think Brock is the cutest little brick this side of the Mississippi? All this and more on the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our so…
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Sure, but have you ever been to an aquarium?
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1:01:34Left to their own devices once again, Elliott and Steve DIVE into the world of aquariums, upcoming films from long-dead (practically jurassic) franchises, and whether evolutionary panentheism offers a glimpse into the inherent meaning of life. It's your typical Valleycast, by which we mean... life-changing. Ever been to an aquarium? Music/SFX: If y…
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Steve and Elliott GO OFF on Content Creators
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53:38In this episode, Elliott and Steve vent about the current state of YouTube content - without accidentally namedropping the channels even once! Now, I have since seen some of the channels we vent about, and wowza, suffice it to say... Steve was right. Steve's always been right.... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us a…
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In this episode, Elliott introduces Joe and Steve to his new foster pet, Brock, who is a 10-month-old labradoodle from https://www.californiadoodlerescue.org/ and you can contact them if you'd like to make Brock, who's the sweetest little shyboy ever, your perma-pet. Anyway, we also talk about TV shows and movies I think? I don't know, I gotta go c…
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With Steve in Long Beach, Joe in Burbank, and Elliott in east Los Angeles, the gang gets caught up on the past week of terrifying fires. We're all doing well, thank you for asking, but if you'd like to help with the ongoing efforts, please feel free to check out the link below. The Pasadena Humane Society is doing great work and needs monetary dona…
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Happy new year, everyone! This 2025, it's all about getting your wife's car decked out with bullet holes and having to flee your home due to wildfires! Hoping everyone stays safe throughout the WHOLE year, and we wish you all the best. And don't forget... you'll shoot your eye out! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us…
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It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episode, Joe and Steve hold down the fort while Elliott remains missing. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please don't tell us, we are very busy. He said something about finding an old VHS of Fargo…
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Happy Endings, SourceFed, and The Rizzler! Special LIVE Valleycast!
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59:40How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash 3! Please enjoy this special, and unhinged holiday Vcast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc…
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Drones, Franz Anton Mesmer, and How Much a Banana Costs
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49:22Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry about? And is "shooting down" the drones only on side of the aisle? No, no it's not. Elliott was wrong, which is in and of itself remarkable. Why are traffic lights so much bigger than they look? Hav…
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Steve Offends Father Christmas with VULGAR T-SHIRT
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1:05:09In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sig…
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Fast Food Abroad (and what to do with your dead body)
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1:03:47Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out. Mus…
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We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?) Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk ac…
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This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twit…
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Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: / joebereta / joebereta Elliott Morgan: / elliottcm…
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The Election 2024 Predictions NOBODY ASKED FOR
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55:48It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually …
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In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk…
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In this episode, Joe and Elliott get caught up on all the important issues. There's that new Netflix survival show (disregard my recommendation), an app that lets you listen to books for free (regard my recommendation), and the most important topic of all: WHO KILLED MY BIRD FRIEND?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on …
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IT'S HAMMER TIME (but also hurricane time...?)
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57:57Listen, sometimes you fly to Florida to help your parents clean up after their home was destroyed by a hurricane only to then realize you'll actually be preparing for and fleeing from ANOTHER hurricane, then you go back home, catch a Weezer concert, play some Zelda, and floss with your friends. That's what we like to call... HAMMER TIME. Music/SFX:…
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Going BACK TO THE ISLAND with Ralph Dapel!
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1:11:55As Elliott flees the path of Hurricane Milton, Steve heads directly INTO the storm, talking anxiety, Lost, and all sorts of other dangerous topics with friend of the show, @RalphDapel Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk a…
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So Snyder, Tarantino, and the Hawk Tuah Girl Walk Into a Bar...
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1:13:26With Elliott away, Joe and Steve talk Zachary Snyder, a Tarantino Star Trek, and Constantine 2?! Is this fake?! Are they crazy?! All this and more on this week of the Valleycast! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across…
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Diddy, Penguin, and a MIDLIFE CRISIS?!
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1:05:32In this episode, we laugh, and we get serious. We talk about foreign affairs, and we really shouldn't. We read dirty posts from governors, and we check in on how each other is really doing. It's a grand mix of fun on this one, folks, until things get SERIOUS. So how are YOU doing? Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us …
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Convincing Joe to Watch "Chimp Crazy" (AND FAILING)
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47:44Apologies for the late upload, folks, but let's face it, this podcast is a labor of love that is always worth the wait. And so we wait. Like a sad chimp locked in a blue room, The Valleycast subsists on Mcdonald's burgers and the compassion of actors from the 90s. Now, let's get (chimp) crazy. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE…
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Bereta Brings Shame Upon Household with New Mustache
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1:03:18In a stunning turn of events, Joe Bereta has brought what is being called "deep, unwavering shame" upon his household after abruptly shaving part of his facial hair--only to leave upon his face what some are calling "an abomination." We like it, though. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,0…
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