Best Unicron Podcasts (2025)

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Captain Power 21:15

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2h ago21:15

21:15

It's not a cartoon, but Paul and John both watched it... and had the toys. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Pole Position 18:33

2d ago18:33

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Almost five years to the day after they reviewed the first episode of 1984's Pole Position, Paul and John have reviewed the second episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#256: TANGLED WEB - THE SOGGY NACHO 1:55:08

5d ago1:55:08

1:55:08

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantula…

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Muppet Babies 16:32

6d ago16:32

16:32

If Muppets age, can they die? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Jem and the Holograms 23:35

9d ago23:35

23:35

This episode of TFNPS is outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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My Little Pony 10:55

14d ago10:55

10:55

Before the Bronies, there was a cartoon for little girls about magical horses. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Captain N: The Game Master 20:29

16d ago20:29

20:29

A half hour commercial for Nintendo animated by people who have clearly never played a single Nintendo game. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#255: COMING OF THE FUZORS PT 2 - YOU FUZOR, YOU BROUGHT HER 1:46:48

19d ago1:46:48

1:46:48

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at…

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Dinosaucers 19:23

20d ago19:23

19:23

It's another show neither Paul nor John had ever watched! Requested by Dear Listener Jason Salyer. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Care Bears 17:47

23d ago17:47

17:47

Paul and John watch a cartoon about a wedding just before John's wedding. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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M.A.S.K. 19:16

27d ago19:16

19:16

It's not quite G.I. Joe, it's not quite Transformers... it's M.A.S.K. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Duck Tales 22:19

1M ago22:19

22:19

If you didn't get enough Disney in the last episode, here's some more. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#254: COMING OF THE FUZORS PT 1 - OLD WEST EDGING

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Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Gol…

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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 18:28

1M ago18:28

18:28

It's a Disney classic. Requested by Dear Listener Melanie Kaklamanis. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Inhumanoids 20:08

1M ago20:08

20:08

Scientists in battle armour fighting monsters from below the Earth. In theory, this should be a good show. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Astroboy 17:07

1M ago17:07

17:07

What if Pinocchio could fly, had super strength, and fired lasers out of his butt? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Ghostbusters 18:30

2M ago18:30

18:30

No... not the good one. The Filmation one. Requested by Dear Listener Ben Pearlman. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#253: JOEPISODE: THE GREATEST EVIL PT 2 - IT'S A SORGHUM SUBJECT 1:55:26

2M ago1:55:26

1:55:26

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly baz…

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Star Blazers 16:36

2M ago16:36

16:36

Paul and John recap another episode of a cartoon they'd never watched before. Requested by Dear Listener Justin Samlal. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Denver The Last Dinosaur 19:30

2M ago19:30

19:30

Paul and John review an episode of a cartoon they never watched. Requested by Dear Listener Mike. This podcast episode is not endorsed by the National Education Association. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Dungeons & Dragons 22:30

2M ago22:30

22:30

Rile up your Satanic panic and join Paul and John as they review an episode of Dungeons & Dragons. Requested by Dear Listener Chloe. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 23:03

2M ago23:03

23:03

When you find out that one of your Dear Listeners is an actual tortoise, you review an episode of TMNT. Requested by Dear Listener Henri the Sonoran tortoise. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#252: JOEPISODE: THE GREATEST EVIL PT 1 - YOU GET DIC 2:12:30

2M ago2:12:30

2:12:30

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 h…

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The Real Ghostbusters 22:24

2M ago22:24

22:24

Who ya gonna call? Tuh-fin-piss! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Kidd Video 21:26

2M ago21:26

21:26

Technically, this is an episode of something that is technically a cartoon. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Robotech: The New Generation 23:40

2M ago23:40

23:40

Robotech is Paul's favourite television program from his childhood and "Lonely Soldier Boy" is his favourite episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Inspector Gadget 21:19

2M ago21:19

21:19

Paul and John recap an episode of Inspector Gadget and have a go-go-gadget-great-time! Requested by Dear Listener Bethany Nichols. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#251: AFTERMATH - PULLET GAME 1:36:43

3M ago1:36:43

1:36:43

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same pro…

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ThunderCats 24:43

3M ago24:43

24:43

Meeeeow! Paul and John recap an episode of Thundercats. Requested by Dear Listener Ben Pearlman. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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She-Ra: Princess of Power 22:41

3M ago22:41

22:41

How to you market He-Man to girls? You fill it full of pastel colours and unicorns. Requested by John's fiancee. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show 19:31

3M ago19:31

19:31

A lot of television shows in the 1980s included/hid cocaine in the budget. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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G.I. Joe 24:21

3M ago24:21

24:21

"One is never over or under-dressed with a little black dress." - Karl Lagerfeld Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#250: JOEPISODE: RED ROCKET'S GLARE - NOEL & LEON 1:48:21

3M ago1:48:21

1:48:21

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!…

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The Raccoons 19:08

3M ago19:08

19:08

This is TFNPS. Quiet, peaceful, serene… That is, until John and Paul start recording! Luckily, they have some Dear Listeners to help them out. Life would be simple at TFNPS except for: Herman J. Peckerwiener. And his life would be simple except for The Transformers Nitpickers Podcast Show! Run With Us - Lisa Lougheed Contact John on Bluesky or emai…

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Blackstar 18:05

3M ago18:05

18:05

Our first request episode of the season! Dave Janča watched Blackstar as a kid and asked us to review it... so we did. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians 24:23

3M ago24:23

24:23

This episode has it all! Adam West! Casey Kasem! An origin story! Batman crying! What more could you ask for? Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Bravestarr 16:57

3M ago16:57

16:57

It wouldn't be the 80s without a drugs-are-bad episode. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#249: OTHER VOICES pt 2 - STEAMER BASKET MOON 1:56:05

3M ago1:56:05

1:56:05

Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richa…

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Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends 21:23

3M ago21:23

21:23

Tuh-fin-piss! Tuh-fin-piss! Reviewing the dumb 80s shit! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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Ulysses 31 20:06

4M ago20:06

20:06

John and Paul review a cosmic space opera you've probably never heard of, based upon a 2800 year old poem. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Smurfs 17:00

4M ago17:00

17:00

We're smurfin' this smurftastic review right up your smurfhole! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 22:13

4M ago22:13

22:13

Paul and John have decided to watch a lot of the cartoons they grew up with, and some of the ones they didn't. Up first: 1983's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe! Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#248: OTHER VOICES pt 1 - WHITE HOST DOWN 1:31:20

4M ago1:31:20

1:31:20

Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungal…

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#247: BEFORE THE STORM - FLOWERS FOR ALGORITHM 1:44:15

4M ago1:44:15

1:44:15

Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inf…

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Transformers One 1:34:29

4M ago1:34:29

1:34:29

Is Transformers One the best Transformers movie ever made? John and Paul discuss the topic as they review the movie. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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#246: LAW OF THE JUNGLE - NO NIPPLE PLAY 1:33:17

5M ago1:33:17

1:33:17

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! …

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#245: THE LOW ROAD - 420 1:37:34

5M ago1:37:34

1:37:34

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! C…

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#244: JOEPISODE: COMPUTER COMPLICATIONS - ANTI DOESN'T MATTER 1:56:26

6M ago1:56:26

1:56:26

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to …

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Headmasters: Wrap-up 33:40

6M ago33:40

33:40

Paul and John discuss the good and the bad of a lost 80s gem, then they interview each other. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson

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The Final Showdown on Earth: Part II 14:29

6M ago14:29

14:29

All good things must end. So must Headmasters. Contact John on Bluesky or email Paul and John at [email protected]. Full episode archiveBy John Sobey and Paul MacPherson