Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibanda, Chervon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Benissan, and Sal Abrahams – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over. From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpoo ...
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Episode 12 - Liverpool swat Everton aside, Arsenal & Chelsea struggle
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46:21In Episode 12 of the Pattern Play Podcast, the panel—featuring fans of Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, and Arsenal—dives into a weekend full of highs and lows. 00:29 Stocks Rising 04:38 Stocks Falling 09:35 Liverpool's Perfect Start 17:23 Arsenal vs. Manchester City Analysis 25:26 Liverpool's Dominance and Arsenal's Struggles 27:29 Celebrati…
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Episode 11 - Champions League kicks off & big Premier League GW5!
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40:41In this episode, we dive into a brilliant kick off to the Champions League football - discussing rising and falling stocks. Join Linde, Mash, and Jude as they debate their investment in teams like Chelsea, Marseille, Liverpool, and Dortmund. Plus, heated discussions on the upcoming Premier League matches including the Merseyside Derby between Liver…
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Episode 10 - Amorim Out? Lucky Liverpool? Chelsea Choke?
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45:57Welcome to Episode 10 of the Pattern Play Podcast! Arsenal, Amorim, Bournemouth, and more in stocks rising and falling. Balin, Von, and Linde discuss Liverpools win over Burnley in late drama, Chelsea's failure to beat Brentford, and Man Utd's collapse versus city rivals, City. Plus, don't miss our Game of the Week challenge. Join us for all this a…
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Episode 9 - Breaks, Battles & Blues: International Recap, Manchester Derby, and Chelsea’s Charges
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49:00🎙️Episode 9: Premier League Week 4 Preview & Chelsea Controversies Football is back and so are we.. In this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, Tim, Jude and Mash discuss the latest happenings in football. They introduce a new, probably short-lived segment called 'Nake Takes'. You might be able to guess why. The discussion kicks off with Chelsea's…
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Episode 8 - Liverpool lead after a weekend of shocks
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54:17Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 8: Premier League Roundup, Transfer Drama & VAR Controversies Join us as we review game week three of the Premier League. Hosts Tim, Sal, Balin, and Chervon debate their 'stocks rising' and 'stocks falling,' featuring a deep dive into Liverpool’s tactical victory over Arsenal. We also cover listener questions and talk…
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Episode 7 - Arsenal at Anfield, Atmosphere & Amorim's Antics
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1:12:01Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 7: Arsenal at Anfield, Atmosphere & Amorim's Antics The crew dives into a massive Premier League weekend—debating Arsenal’s chances at Anfield, dissecting Manchester United’s ongoing struggles, and breaking down the latest Champions League draw. From tactical trends to fan frustrations, it’s a passionate, unfiltered r…
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Episode 6 - Big Winners & Losers from GW2!
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1:13:26Big Winners & Losers from GW2 | Pattern Play Podcast Join the crew as we break down all the drama, surprises, and standout moments from Gameweek 2! From rising stars to falling giants, we cover it all—plus, the classic “Who Am I?” game to wrap things up. Timestamps: 02:24 – Listener Questions & FPL League Reminder 03:46 – Stocks Rising: Who Impress…
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Episode 5 - Eze, Isak & GW2 Preview
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1:10:43Episode 5 – Eze, Isak and GW2 Preview In this episode of the Pattern Play podcast, the crew dives into the latest transfer drama, including Eze’s move, Isak’s transfer saga, and a full preview of Gameweek 2 in the Premier League. The hosts share personal stories, debate the ethics of player behaviour, and make bold predictions for the upcoming matc…
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Episode 4 - Liverpool Emotion, City Explosion
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57:15In this lively episode, host Tim is joined by Chervon, Jude, and new host Mash for a passionate roundtable on the opening week of the Premier League. The crew delivers their hottest takes, debates controversial moments, and reviews the weekend’s biggest matches, including Arsenal vs. Manchester United, City’s statement win, and Liverpool’s emotiona…
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🎙️ Pattern Play Podcast – Episode 3: Season Preview Get ready for a jam-packed season preview! The crew welcomes new hosts, dishes out bold hot takes, and debates the fate of the Premier League’s biggest clubs. From Manchester United optimism to Chelsea’s title hopes, and Arsenal’s pressure to Liverpool’s big changes—no stone is left unturned. Plus…
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Episode 2 - Boom boom Mateta in the room
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1:00:20In episode two, we discuss the Community Shield win for Crystal Palace over Liverpool, and dive into the debate. 01:44 Community Shield Review: Liverpool vs Crystal Palace 02:55 Analyzing Crystal Palace's Tactics 12:53 Debating the Handball Controversy 24:00 Chelsea looking good vs Milan 33:53 Baleba and Man Utd 36:08 Arsenal victory over Athletic …
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It's kick off! In the first episode we discuss the upcoming Community Shield match up between Palace and Liverpool, have an early look at our FPL teams and introduce the Pattern Play FPL prize league, and play a game of the week. Join us for the first of many Pattern Plays!! Liked todays episode? Feel free to drop a comment and share wide with the …
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Welcome to Pattern Play! Pattern Play is your twice-weekly hit of Premier League drama, laughs, and proper football talk. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of comedians, tacticians, and die-hard fans from Jozi to London, we break down the gameweeks, rage over FPL, unpack the headlines, preview the clashes, and play games that get a litt…
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