Best Tess Barker Podcasts (2025)

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"Unverified Crevice Nude" ft. Just the Ladies 1:01:53

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It's just the ladies this week! They talk about the Dave Matthews Band poop incident, Tess's dream for a dance re-creation, they play This or That and answer a lady problem about finding your daughter’s nude photo! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a voicemail …

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"THE TRAVIARY!" w/ Paget Brewster, Rob Benedict and Paul Danke 1:48:58

6d ago1:48:58

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Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke are BACK joining Arden and the Production Team to talk GOLDEN BACHELOR episode two! Puppets! Bird wives! Mile High Club! - Arden thinks that you gotttttta be a champion when you go on a date! - Rob is reliving his renewed vows with Ruth …

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"Now We’re Cooking with Gas" ft. Beth Stelling 1:20:48

8d ago1:20:48

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Beth Stelling (@bethstelling) joins the ladies to talk about catchphrases, her new special The Landlord Special and making and releasing her own comedy special. They also talk about bad landlords, they play Believe and answer a lady problem about a boyfriend who doesn't work out or want to have sex! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send th…

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"OLD PEOPLE CAN BE TRASH TOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle 1:50:27

12d ago1:50:27

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Jacquis Neal and Mike Castle join Arden and KT$$$ to discuss the first episode of Golden Bachelor! Ventriloquists! Orthopedic shoes! Diane! - Arden wants to go on the Silver Bach! - Jacquis thinks it fun that we have a bachelor who just wants to get his d*&% wet! - Mike says that he will be the worst contestant in the history of TV! All that plus..…

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"BDE: BIG DIANE ENERGY!" w/ Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster and Paul Danke 1:53:32

14d ago1:53:32

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Bachelor of the Year 2026-2025 Rob Benedict, Secretary of State Paget Brewster and Rookie of the Year Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to do GOLDEN BACHELOR DRAFT PICKS!! Unicycles! Pole Dancers! Momagers! - Arden is protective of all of the moms in the group! - Rob's number one Diane isssss....DIANE! - Paget can sniff out the drunk of…

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"Professor Blonde Weinerdog" ft. Amy Silverberg 1:14:53

15d ago1:14:53

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Amy Silverberg (@amysilverberg) joins the ladies to talk about Amy’s new book First Time, Long Time, the process of coming up with a story and love triangles. They also talk about whether they are good at bowling, they play MySpace and answer a lady problem about staying motivated while writing a book! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send…

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"Too Old for a Hostel" ft. Sydnee Washington 1:11:16

22d ago1:11:16

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Sydnee Washington (@justsydbw) joins the ladies to talk about weird dreams, gross male comedian apartments and when you are too old to stay at a hostel. They also talk about Sydnees' new special LOL Live on Hulu, play The Best and answer a lady problem about hiring a friend to dog sit! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an em…

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“Sprinkle of Grift” ft. Nikki Boyer of Dying for Sex 1:21:44

29d ago1:21:44

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Nikki Boyer (@nikkiboyer) joins the ladies to talk all about her podcast and show Dying for Sex, her friendship with Molly and the power of female friendships. They also talk about where to get the best hotel brunch and answer a lady problem about ending a friendship with a co-worker! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an ema…

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"SHAUNATHON AND COULIER PRODUCTIONS!" w/ Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods 2:00:12

1M ago2:00:12

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Shaun "Shaunathon" Diston and Lamar "Dale Coulier" Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season finale of Bachelor In Paradise! Shaunathon! Shaundre! Shaundreek! - Arden can't stop staying up all night! - Lamar would rather date Sean than Jeremy! - Shaun wants KING WELLS to host the show! - Banana does NOT want Kat as her nurse…

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"House of Deranged Kids" ft. Vinny Thomas 1:17:41

1M ago1:17:41

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Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) joins the ladies to talk about virtue names, Vinny's pet snake and pooping habits. They also talk about confirmation songs, they play That’s So Random and answer a lady problem about changing careers and not finding a job! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, …

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"DANKE DEL MAR!" w/ Paul Danke and Our Friend Whitney 1:54:27

1M ago1:54:27

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Comedian Paul Danke and The People's Princess Our Friend Whitney join Arden and Katie to talk about the penultimate episode of BIP? Twister! Kissed her! Dissed her! - Arden talks about the beauty of a late night waiting room with a noodle buddy! - Paul wants Justice for Jill! - Whitney thinks Paul's new name should be DANKE DEL MAR! All that plus..…

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"A Special No Sleep Special " ft. Just the Ladies 1:07:12

1M ago1:07:12

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The ladies do a podcast at 6am after being up all night! They reminisce about their pie eating contest, talk about giving away open jars of pickles, how they could be tricked into joining a cult and more! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a voicemail at (323) 6…

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"LIVE FROM BROOKLYN!" w/ Serena Pitt and Joe Amabile, Jacquis Neal, and Paul Danke! 1:34:31

2M ago1:34:31

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Arden and Dr. Banana are LIVE at Union Hall with BIP stars Serena and Joe! Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal! And the brand new 2025 Rookie of the Year Paul Danke! SNACKS! STEW LEONARDS! Embezzling Hawks! - Arden gets her first ever TATTOO live on stage! - Joe gets strong armed into MANY things! - Serena gives the real low down on some of the bros!…

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"Slipknot is Father" ft. Symone Baptiste 1:21:38

2M ago1:21:38

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Symone Baptiste (@symone.baptiste) joins the ladies to talk about reliving the early 2000’s, old vs. young millennials and how Brandie met Slipknot's son. They then play Believe and answer a lady problem about not wearing a bra around the in-laws! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, …

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"DOUCHEBAG CODE!" w/ Wells Adams, Doug Benson and our friend Whitney! 1:30:05

2M ago1:30:05

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BIP Superstar Wells Adams, the people's princess Whitney and Pod Captain Doug Benson join Arden and KT$$$$ to discuss BIP! Rendez-Vous! Power- Napping! - Arden likes that Kim and Faith seem horny for each other! - Wells thinks the gals should have taken his advice! - Whitney has QUESTIONS she needs answered from Wells! #1! Where is the Boom-Boom ro…

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"Son of Sublime" ft. River Butcher 1:35:49

2M ago1:35:49

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River Butcher (@rivbutcher) joins the ladies to talk about the pros and cons of social media, if Mr. Bean is a ladies man and they get deep about capitalism. They also talk about AI slop and answer a lady problem about what to do with your hair after working out! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: ladytoladycomed…

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"FIVE TIME'S A CHARM!" w/ Rachel Smith and Tess Barker 1:39:28

2M ago1:39:28

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Sunburns! Godfathers! Love for money! - Arden is giving Captain Kim her most improved for the week much to Banana's horror! - Rachel thinks you can add up to three new elements but more is discombobulating! - Tess loves her Bach-a-dise! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! WANT MORE EPISODES??? Become a Patreon Member!! www.patreon.com/wyat See o…

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"Parking Lot DJ" ft. Diana Hong 1:21:46

2M ago1:21:46

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Diana Hong (@dhongcomedy) joins the ladies to talk about faking orgasms, DJ culture and being cringe. They also talk about renting digital books, they play Myspace and answer a lady problem about picking playlists for a wedding! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave u…

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"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHY ONES" w/ Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler 1:19:12

2M ago1:19:12

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Doug Benson and Bill Kunstler join Arden and KT$$$ to talk about the summer of the GARY! Feather Dancing! Ladies on a horse! Spitting Coconut! - Arden is razzzzzled that the toast of the town is Golden King Gary! - Doug thinks the Goldens are needed boost of good vibes!- Bill thinks the guys are behaving terribly!! All that plus........POST OF THE …

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"Power Throuple" ft. Gabby Lamb 1:33:49

2M ago1:33:49

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Gabby Lamb (@gambylamby) joins the ladies to talk about prioritizing beauty upgrades, getting patted down at the airport and getting motion sick at The Sphere! They also talk about aging in society, reality show drama and answer a lady problem about having a crush that doesn't like you back! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies…

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"I SEE DEADED PEOPLE!" w/ Jerry Trainor 1:19:17

2M ago1:19:17

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The Sentinel Jerry Trainor joins Arden and the Production team to discuss BIP! Paradise! Cougars! Sweaty Coochies! - Arden thinks that Gary needs to teach dating lessons! - Jerry debuts his amazing impression of our King Gary! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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"What is This, a Podcast for Aunts?" ft. Aunt Connie 1:16:25

3M ago1:16:25

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It's an episode all about aunts! The ladies talk to Aunt Connie, hear from their own nieces and nephews and more! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a voicemail at (323) 6BUTT30! Join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to get access to ad-free episodes, exclusive…

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"THAT'S JUST PARADISE!" w/ Seth Herzog 1:29:41

3M ago1:29:41

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Seth Herzog joins Arden and the Production Team to break down 100 hours of Love Island.....I MEAN PARADISE! Gaslighting! Goldens! Horny Kathy! - Arden thinks every man with a J has LOST THE PLOT! - Seth thinks the guys are giving a lot of TOPKNOT energy! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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"Private Jet Adjacent" ft. MK Paulsen 1:04:37

3M ago1:04:37

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MK Paulsen (@mkpaulsen) joins the ladies to talk about Brandie getting into weightlifting, CrossFit classes and occasional watercoloring! They then play The Best and answer a lady problem about eating ice cream for dinner! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a vo…

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"GUCCI, GUCCI, GOO!" w/ Jacquis Neal and Shaun Diston 1:29:03

3M ago1:29:03

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The King of the Beach! Shaun Diston and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis neal join Arden and KT$$$$ to talk about the reboot of BIP! Love Island wannabe! Vanilla! Taco Dale! - Arden thinks fourth time is NOT a charm for Justin! - Shaun wants to talk some sense into Hakeem! - Jacquis was ready to lose his shit if Sam stayed! See omnystudio.com/liste…

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"Late Stage Boyfriend" ft. Maddie Connors 1:26:40

3M ago1:26:40

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Maddie Connors (@_maddieconnors_) joins the ladies to talk about a spaghetti night in Eagle Rock, menopause the musical and people who should have stayed quiet but didn't! They also ask how many candles is too many, they play Tasty Taste Test and answer a lady problem about a boyfriend that doesn’t want to get married! Have a lady problem that need…

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"Chanouxmoi" ft. Lisa Chanoux 1:15:39

3M ago1:15:39

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Lisa Chanoux (@lisachanoux) joins the ladies to talk about the Coca-Cola museum, dating skater bois and the betrayal of Southwest They also talk about the time Lisa went to one of the Backstreet Boys' house, and they answer a lady problem about a future father in law inviting too many people to the wedding! Have a lady problem that needs answering?…

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"Turtles All The Way Down" ft. Francesca Fiorentini 1:20:09

4M ago1:20:09

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Francesca Fiorentini (@franifio) joins the ladies to talk about technology around kids, finding times to nap and whatever happened candy cigarettes. They also talk about flat earthers, play Believe and answer a lady problem about traveling with family! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected]…

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"BABYGIRL BIP DRAFT PICKS!" w/ Jerry Trainor and Doug Benson! 1:33:32

4M ago1:33:32

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In our first ever BIP Draft Picks- The Captain and the Sentinal join Arden and the Production Team to do a draft lineup for the first ever all ages Bachelor In Paradise! Age Gaps! Birthday cakes in the Ocean! The Main thing is The Main Thing! - Arden is EXCITED about the mixing of the ages- the old male friendships may warm up the place! - Jerry th…

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"Insect Paste" ft. Just the Ladies 1:08:50

4M ago1:08:50

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It's just the ladies this week! They talk about Tess’s foster dog, new junk food and what's new in the neighborhood. They also talk about berry juices and answer a lady problem about finding the perfect leggings that don't ride up! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leav…

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"The Slipperiest Fruit" ft. Mo Fry Pasic 1:21:32

4M ago1:21:32

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Mo Fry Pasic (@meauxpas) joins the ladies to talk about living funerals, Mo's podcast and color association games. They also talk off brand cartoons, play This or That and answer a lady problem about being nervous to make phone calls! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, l…

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"Lean In" ft. Carey O'Donnell 1:38:23

4M ago1:38:23

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Carey O'Donnell (@ecaryo) joins the ladies to talk about Fire Island, kids in places they shouldn’t be and who is the best friend in Sex and the City. They also talk reality TV, the good days of Twitter and answer a lady problem about not knowing neighbors names! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https…

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"Popsicle Stick Architecture" ft. Per Sia 1:08:01

4M ago1:08:01

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Per Sia (@per_sia) joins the ladies to talk about Drag Story Hour, dealing with backlash against the trans and drag community and the importance of education and play. They also talk about The Spice Girls, they play The Best and answer a lady problem about a husband's new career! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at…

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"Privileged Little Feet" ft. Shanna Christmas 1:15:06

5M ago1:15:06

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Shanna Christmas (@shannachristmas) joins the ladies to talk about living in Vegas, terrible mall food that they love and toe socks. They also talk about bad margaritas and answer a lady problem about a fundraising for a sick kitten! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, le…

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"Travel Olives" ft. Avery Moore 1:16:07

5M ago1:16:07

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Avery Moore (@lilmisspopovich) joins the ladies to talk about bad food from restaurants, being horny on airplanes and Avery’s love of miniatures. They then play MySpace and answer a lady problem about getting revenge on a friend’s mean ex! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better y…

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"Crunch Wrap Supreme Court" ft. Leah Litman 1:08:38

5M ago1:08:38

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Leah Litman (@profleahlitman) joins the ladies to talk about her new book Lawless about The Supreme Court, what the current state of the government is and what people can do to fight back. They then play Do You Believe and answer a lady problem about a co-worker calling someone by the wrong name! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the l…

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"Botox Shot To Space" ft. Jackie Zebrowski 1:23:56

5M ago1:23:56

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Jackie Zebrowski (@jackthatworm) joins the ladies to talk about gross hair after working out, how no one actually likes camping and getting Botox without being upsold. They then talk about Katy Perry going to space and answer a lady problem about how to get concert tickets! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: lady…

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"Loose Nuts" ft. Ilana Cohn-Sullivan 1:24:21

6M ago1:24:21

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Ilana Cohn-Sullivan (@ilanainla) joins the ladies to talk about changing names when you get married, casino implosions and Costco shopping tips. They also talk about Ilana’s new podcast and answer a lady problem about inviting new friends to your wedding! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: ladytoladycomedy@gmail.…

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Beef of the Week: Mammograms 12:58

6M ago12:58

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As if getting your boobs smashed isn’t unsettling enough…mammograms have somehow gotten…weirder? Join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to get more bonus episodes like this, ad-free episodes and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

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"Ultimate SmackDown" ft. Robin Tran 1:19:21

6M ago1:19:21

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Robin Tran (@robintran04) joins the ladies talk about Robin’s love of wrestling, political diss records and Robin’s new podcast. They also talk about dealing with trolls and they answer a lady problem about friends getting divorced! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, lea…

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Beef of the Week: An Un-Birthday Card 12:23

6M ago12:23

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Brandie’s dad sends her birthday flowers with a card that could only be from, and maybe more so to, one person. Join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to get more bonus episodes like this, ad-free episodes and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.…

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"Love in a F*cked-Up World" ft. Dean Spade 56:38

6M ago56:38

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Dean Spade (@spade.dean) joins the ladies to talk about his new book Love in a F*cked-Up World, dealing with friendships as adults and maintaining healthy relationships with your partner. They then also answer a lady problem about having best friends as adults! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: ladytoladycomedy@…

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Beef of the Week: Not Enough Hours In the Day 16:57

6M ago16:57

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The struggle to make time for the things we most want time for is real. We talk scheduling, never ending to do lists, and the unrealistic expectations we can’t seem to let go of. Join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to get more bonus episodes like this, ad-free episodes and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv…

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"Most Millennial Episode" ft. Just the Ladies 1:06:25

6M ago1:06:25

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It's just the ladies this week! They themed bars, who’s on Cameo these days and they reminisce about Home Improvement. They then play MySpace and answer a lady problem about someone trying to infiltrate a friend group! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a voicem…

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Beef of the Week: The Cocoon 17:22

6M ago17:22

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While at an intimate folk show, Brandie has her concert experience severely hampered by a women on drugs. This leads the ladies to maybe their most brilliant invention ever. Join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to get more bonus episodes like this, ad-free episodes and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N…

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"COME ON NOW!" w/ Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods 1:51:13

7M ago1:51:13

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Jacquis Neal, Shaun Diston and Lamar Woods join Arden and the Production Team to break down Grant's season finale! Rainy DR! Touching dads! Love Bombing! - Arden thinks Grant's sister preferred Litia! - Jacquis thinks Grant was just a basic b this whooooole time! - Shaun is ready to defend Carolina's honor! - Lamar wants everyone to be happy for Gr…

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"Slimfast for Breakfast" ft. Ariel Elias 1:22:42

7M ago1:22:42

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Ariel Elias (@ariel_comedy) joins the ladies to talk about writing one joke a day, music that they will never get into and rat news. They also play This or That and answer a lady problem about letting dogs sleep in the bed! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at: [email protected] or, better yet, leave us a v…

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"FUNKIEST WOMAN IN UTAH!" w/ Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke! 1:40:48

7M ago1:40:48

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Our friend (**and birthday Queen) Whitney and Paul Danke join Arden and the Production Team to breakdown the HORNIEST EPISODE OF THE SEASON- FANTASY SUITES!! Farting Yoga! Panicked ziplines! Crocheted Lingerie! - Arden would say yes to a rose with Grant! ****WINK WINK*** -- Our friend Whitney loves a birthday as much as Arden! - Paul thinks there i…

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"Bible Snake" ft. Valyn Hall 1:24:11

7M ago1:24:11

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Valyn Hall (@valynhall) joins the ladies to talk about life in Atlanta, auditioning for Righteous Gemstones and working on the show and returning clothes after you’ve worn them. They then have a very special Tasty Taste Test and answer a lady problem about losing freelance gigs! Have a lady problem that needs answering? Send the ladies an email at:…

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"HOT PACK TERRY!" w/ Gareth Reynolds and Jerry Trainor 1:27:22

7M ago1:27:22

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Dracula and the Sentinel join Arden and KT$$ for a BANANAS episode breaking down Grant's WOMEN TELL ALL! Chubby Bunny! Cool 50 year olds hanging with the kids! Messy Palmer! - Arden reminds Jerry of her Throatmeal! - Gareth channels Substance Jesse! - Jerry thinks this season needs more shower scenes! All that plus........POST OF THE WEEK! See omny…