Best SurlyHorns Podcasts (2026)

In this episode of the Surly Horns podcast, Rick and RGB3 blend sports insights with personal stories to offer a refreshing take on the offseason calm of Texas Football. They humorously discuss whether they’re still in Season 3 or have progressed further. Despite the confusion, they emphasize being present and ready to discuss the off-season. The c…

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Season 7 Episode 2 - Happy Birthday Sark 1:07:28

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Welcome to the wild ride with the Surly Horns Season 7 Episode 2, where we dive into the heart of Texas sports, pop culture, and a sprinkle of life's random musings. Strap in, because we're dishing out the details faster than a speeding sandworm through the desert of Arrakis! The gang kicks off with a birthday shoutout to Coach Steve Sarkisian and …

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Season 7 Episode 1 - We're Back 48:04

2y ago48:04

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Come join us to talk the season overview, EA Sports College Football '25, NIL news, and much more.

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Season 6 Episode 4 - Winning Feels Good 1:19:38

2+ y ago1:19:38

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We go through the epic weekend, the win, and some misfortunes we had along the way.

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Season 6 Episode 3 - The Marvelous RV Trip To Tuscaloosa 47:12

2+ y ago47:12

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A compilation for you to listen to on your way to tuscaloosa or to pump yourself up for the 6PM kick.

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Season 6 Episode 2 - Red, White and Blue 1:10:58

2+ y ago1:10:58

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Join us in this episode where we talk July 4th, 2023 Conference overview, recruiting and more.

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Season 6 Episode 1 - Homemade Implosion 1:06:19

2+ y ago1:06:19

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Join us as we pick up right where we left off...sometime last week or something like that. Lots to talk about, plenty of NIL news, we run through the 2024 SEC schedule, and more importantly where we think will be the most fun to visit. It's good to be back.

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Season 5 Episode 7 - Alabammer Slammer 52:54

3+ y ago52:54

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Just a humble podcast begging for money, help, and ranting about all things NIL and we even sprinkle in a little talk about Football and food. Come to the tailgate - Tent 91 LBJ Lawn. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/26628-2022-surly-tailgate-meta-thread-of-dominance/?do=getNewComment map pin in the link…

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Season 5 Episode 6 - Brayden Liebrock 21:12

3+ y ago21:12

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We sit down and chat with Brayden and get to know what he's about and how this MUCHO app works.

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Season 5 Episode 5 - Gunnar Helm 31:04

3+ y ago31:04

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In this episode we talk all things Gunnar Helm and what makes him who he is.

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Season 5 Episode 4 - Nate "The Great" Hatter 26:36

3+ y ago26:36

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We sit down with long term walk on and excellent student athlete Nate Hatter and talk beer, food, what the longhorns mean to him and life after football.

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Season 5 Episode 3 - Roschon "RoJo" Johnson 25:44

3+ y ago25:44

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We sit down with one of the baddest mother fuckers around.

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Season 5 Episode 2 - Jared Wiley Speaks His Mind 33:41

3+ y ago33:41

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We have a great conversation with Jared Wiley who is now on the TCU Horned Frogs team after his graduation from Texas.

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Season 5 Episode 1 - We Made NIL Our Bitch featuring Jonathon Brooks 1:01:39

3+ y ago1:01:39

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This is a fun episode where we talk through a lot of our journey in NIL, we have as special guest the Bad Mother Fucker award recipient Jonathon Brooks where we get to learn a little bit more about who he is as a person.

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Season 4 Episode 3 - NSD Special Featuring Juan "Dook" Davis and Ja'Tavion "JT" Sanders 1:39:03

4y ago1:39:03

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Droppin' Bags, talking to players, catching up on all the offseason happenings. Enjoy it's a long one!

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Season 4 Episode 2 - The Santa Rally 1:12:11

4y ago1:12:11

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Christmas is here. Join us as we celebrate all things good

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Season 4 Episode 1 - Another One Featuring Tope Imade 1:19:35

4y ago1:19:35

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We are dropping more bags than ever, shit is about to get wild. Join us as we recap the season, talk about some bad mother fuckers (and their awards), talk all things life with Tope Imade and get into the details of one of the wildest and best college football weekends in recent memory.

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Season 3 Episode 11 - Monkeys and Shit 1:01:34

4y ago1:01:34

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We don't even talk about Texas Football in this episode. Come join us if you are looking for an oasis of content related to the Longhorns, but not a brutal recap. We have tons to talk about!

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Season 3 Episode 10 - Battered Horn Syndrome 58:59

4y ago58:59

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Join us as we talk about as many things except longhorn football as possible. Including the crazy coaching carousel, the huge portal action and best of all Halloween Candy during the fat boy minute. (Sponsored by MANSCAPED use code SURLYHORNS for 20% off your order and free shipping)

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Season 3 Episode 9 - We're not back 58:51

4y ago58:51

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title says it all.

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Season 3 Episode 8 - FUCK 1:07:02

4y ago1:07:02

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We have a case of the ragey sads. Join us as we lament the loss to Oklahoma, talk about immamacs debaucherous weekend in Dallas, give a sneak preview of the Oklahoma State game and talk about the upcoming Recruiting weekend which is H-U-G-E.

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Season 3 Episode 7 - Cease and Desist 1:06:28

4+ y ago1:06:28

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Join us as we talk into the shenanigans surrounding the podcast, a recap of what's going in around college football and most importantly what we think of the Longhorns chances in Dallas this weekend. Buckle up because this week's podcast is filled with hate, because it's 8AM and OU still sucks!

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Season 3 Episode 6 - Stomp The Cockroaches 58:40

4+ y ago58:40

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This is a rowdy episode, come join us as we talk about all things Texas Football. We talk through the Tech results (Spoiler: 70-35), what to expect from our team moving forward and the happenings around the NCAA. Join us as we practice stomping some roaches. TCU we're coming bitch.

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Season 3 Episode 5 - Back From The Dead 1:07:58

4+ y ago1:07:58

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Join us this week as we catch up on all things Longhorns, we talk through Rice, the upcoming game against Tceh, recruiting, basketball, and so much more.

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Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun (part 3) 6:50

4+ y ago6:50

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we got fucked.

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Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun (part 2) 16:09

4+ y ago16:09

16:09

We just got back from the bars. Fuck you bitch.

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Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun Featuring Cade Brewer 1:02:02

4+ y ago1:02:02

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We have embarked on an RV trip to Fayetnam for the game, we also have the one and only first Burnt Ends TD Scoring Cade Brewer

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Season 3 Episode 3 - Dropping Bags 1:11:00

4+ y ago1:11:00

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This is an instant classic. Listen to our misadventures as we tell the story behind the player photos for Burnt Ends signing day. We have plenty of season predictions, new words that we've made up, recruiting news and of course the fat boy minute (still featuring music!)

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Season 3 Episode 2 - Officially Official 1:10:21

4+ y ago1:10:21

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SUBSCRIBE to Burnt Ends - the only crowd funded NIL activity focused on TE at the University of Texas. We talk about all kinds of stuff in this episode, but mostly related to paying players - totally above board and approved and sanctioned by the University.

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Season 3 Episode 1 - Burnt Ends 1:02:56

4+ y ago1:02:56

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Listen for all you need to know regarding Surly Horns NIL program called Burnt Ends. We talk recruiting, NIL, and all things Longhorns sports.

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Season 2 Episode 23 - SEC-SON FINALE 1:25:05

4+ y ago1:25:05

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We talk about all things Texas and OU to the SEC, but fuck OU and fuck the Big 12.

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Season 2 Episode 22 - Featuring Closetojumping 1:36:28

4+ y ago1:36:28

1:36:28

RECRUITING AND NIL HOLY SHIT

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Season 2 Episode 21 1:05:12

4+ y ago1:05:12

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Finally back with relevant content! Join us as we talk Texas Baseball, Basketball and the latest recruiting news great episode with minimal technical difficulties

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Season 2 Episode 20 1:12:03

4+ y ago1:12:03

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Well it's peak offseason folks.

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Season 2 Episode 19 58:03

4+ y ago58:03

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We are deep in the offseason. This episode we talk about Stonks, Crypto, a little bit of sports news, ridiculousness and ice cream.

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Season 2 Episode 18 - The Great Outage of May 27th 1:08:40

4+ y ago1:08:40

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We didn't really have anything to talk about so we just told a bunch of stories and then the site went down. Have fun listening to this one.

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Season 2 Episode 17 1:04:30

4+ y ago1:04:30

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Sorry for our extreme tardiness, but this just means you get 2 episodes in one week after a week and a half break. Lucky you. Join us as we talk about the NFL Draft, the Aaron Rodgers situation, cinco de drunko, mexican food, and much more!

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Season 2 Episode 16 1:00:10

4+ y ago1:00:10

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Immamac is in Key West, talk about some of his adventures and then talk about all things Longhorn sports including baseball, volleyball, basketball, spring game, football recruiting and much more. A fun episode that fits squarely into offseason.

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Season 2 Episode 15 - KYLE UMLANG 1:03:34

4+ y ago1:03:34

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Join us on this week's episode as we delve into the twitter sphere with none other than the top dog on Longhorn Twitter - Kyle Umlang. We talk Aggie facts, spring game preview, recruiting, baseball, volleyball, and much more.

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Season 2 Episode 14 1:04:12

4+ y ago1:04:12

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We talk with Derka and Slorch about all things Chris Beard including the Texas Tech years and us stealing all their coaches and players. We move on from that and talk all kinds of things, some talk of spring practice, but mostly just offseason bullshit. RIP DMX.

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Season 2 Episode 13 - Featuring Nate Boyer 1:08:19

5y ago1:08:19

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Join us as we talk Godzilla vs Kong, have a great interview from Nate Boyer about all kinds of things including his decision to come to Texas, his time on the 40, the transition from Mack to Charlie and what he has going on now. We finish up with talk about the Chris Beard hire, Spring practice talk and much more!…

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Season 2 BRISKET EMERGENCY W/ Grant Pinkerton 15:37

5y ago15:37

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We were drunk, laughing and having a good time and the pitmasters over at Pinkertons BBQ thought it would be a good time to get on and talk shit about Lincoln Riley's disaster of a brisket.

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Season 2 Episode 12 - Chris Beard HIRED 58:09

5y ago58:09

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WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? Well, if you listen you'll find out a lot more than just the Chris Beard hire. We have some recruiting updates, some retirements to announce and lots of talk about baseball in honor of opening day for the MLB.

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Season 2 Episode 11 - Featuring Jeffrey "The Shark" McCulloch 1:02:52

5y ago1:02:52

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Join us as we have a very open and honest conversation with The Shark. We had a blast recording this interview and we hope you have a blast listening to it. We talk about a wide variety of topics including his recruitment, his time at Texas on and off the field through 3 coaching regimes and some topics that have absolutely nothing to do with anyth…

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Season 2 Tournament Reaction Podcast Featuring Derka 1:03:56

5y ago1:03:56

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Anger, Anguish, Despair. Listen to our raw reaction to the loss to ACU in the tournament in a special bonus edition of the podcast featuring Derka

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Season 2 Episode 10 1:27:41

5y ago1:27:41

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Continually improving intro song + incredible talk about spring practice predictions, how RGBIII is going to get covid in souf carolina, the latest news and current events and much much more.