On this podcast, Stassi Schroeder Clark shares candid stories, personal reflections, and her token commentary on everything from pop culture to relationships to style, and beyond. With each episode, listeners get an intimate glimpse into Stassi's world, with her closest friends, as she navigates the highs and lows of life with humor, wit, and unapologetic honesty. Because when it comes to living life on your own terms, nobody does it quite like Stassi.
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Til Foil Berets & Holy Water: Eclipse Season, Street Style Fashion & Rapture Rants
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1:07:14It’s almost Libra season and Stassi is back with C-O-Lo—tired, a little moody, and fully blaming the moon (and TikTok). After a failed attempt at cleaning Hartford’s toy-packed room and battling the usual kid chaos, Stassi just wants to feel better—but instead spirals into end-of-the-world theories: rapture, aliens, zombies, or maybe just AI gone w…
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Nonstop Stassi: Fashion, Birthday Parties & Emmys
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59:14Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, running on fumes after back-to-back weeks with the kids and straight into Lady World prep. She recaps her glam-but-hungover Fashion Week , Ouija board nights in NYC, Messer’s garbage-truck-chic birthday party, and pulling off her incredible re-imagined vintage dress moment at the Emmys party—even if bathroom breaks in gl…
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The One Where Stassi Is Still Drunk w/ Taylor Strecker
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56:22Stassi is back with bestie Taylor Strecker, fresh from the Downton Abbey premiere in New York (yes, she left on Messer’s 2nd birthday and Taylor calls her out). The premiere was absolutely amazing, and she’s still a little drunk from the after-party of her period-piece dreams—but that doesn’t stop the two from diving into something even juicier: th…
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Stassi and C-O-Lo are back—jet lagged, slightly blotchy from a late-night spray tan, and ready to dive into pop culture. Stassi shares what it’s like to parent through airports, survive marathon meetings, and still miss her English naps. The girlies unpack Taylor Swift’s engagement, Sydney Sweeney’s headline-making choices (Glenn Powell, Scooter Br…
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Maria Georgas is Stassi’s New Spooky Friend at Vanderpump Villa
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41:51Stassi is at the epic Vanderpump Villa with special guest Maria Georges (yes, the almost-Bachelorette), and the conversation is equal parts spooky and soul-baring. Maria shares why she turned down becoming the Bachelorette—proving the power of saying no. They swap stories on relationships (including a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift–style dynamic that j…
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Stassi is deep in the English countryside, living out her Jane Austen dreams—but with a side of Taco Bell delivery. Joined by Auntie Al and C-O-Lo, she’s juggling parenting, sightseeing, and a few very unexpected roommates (think bats, spiders, and sheep). From winding Cotswold roads and magical villages to pig-in-a-blanket surprises and Amazon pac…
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Stassi Takes Period Pieces Very Seriously
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56:16Stassi’s in England with C-O-Lo, recording old-school style in a hotel room—no cameras, no plan, just like the early podcast days. But between a work trip, no nanny, and Beau forgetting the stroller, it’s been pure survival mode. “Auntie Al” flew in to help wrangle the kids after the nanny couldn't go, while Messer decided mid-flight that he only w…
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Becca Hates Christmas & Birthdays as much as Stassi Hates The Beach
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1:05:59Becca Tobin from LadyGang joins Stassi as they plan their upcoming dream beach vacay at Ladyworld —despite the fact that Stassi hates sand and Becca thinks holidays are wildly overrated. Christmas? Too much. Birthdays? Too stressful. Hosting parties? Hard pass. The two bond over their shared love of low expectations, laugh about lavish kids’ birthd…
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New Moon in Leo = Rom-Com Energy with Alex Stafford
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1:07:12Stassi’s back with Auntie Al (Alex Stafford) and the new moon in Leo has them both in full rom-com mode. They spiral from nostalgic Lisa Frank school-supply runs and Hartford’s Mary-Kate & Ashley obsession to a mystery Halloween song from their childhood. Stassi shares how matcha runs, flower shop magic, and a slow weekend with her kids snapped her…
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Billionaire Cheaters at Coldplay, Parenting Panic Attacks, and The Real Life Conjuring w/ Taylor Strecker
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57:02Stassi welcomes her bestie Taylor Strecker for a hilarious catch-up filled with pregnancy constipation woes (shoutout to Teddy), suppository confessions, and an official baby girl announcement—the Taylor's are due on Hartford’s due date! Taylor has a full-blown panic attack mid-show when facing her upcoming parenting reality, but rosé saves the day…
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Keltie Knight on the Hollywood Hustle, Celebrity Gossip, and Partying at LadyWorld
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1:13:25Stassi is joined by The Ladygang’s Keltie Knight to serve up the perfect girls' catch up with this laugh-out-loud, no-filter conversation. Stassi and Keltie discuss the latest pop culture headlines - including the celebrity cruise - and gush about how much they admire JLo's work ethic. Between Keltie’s wild career confessions (magician’s assistant?…
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Finding Your Signature Home Decor Style (& Lo Just Bought Her First!)
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1:04:51Stassi is back with the ultimate home episode because C-O-Lo just bought her very first place—and not just any home, but her first L.A. home. They’re celebrating with a deep dive into the obsessive art of decorating, design regrets, and figuring out your aesthetic one sideboard mistake at a time. Lo shares how she found a townhouse that just felt r…
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President of The Hunching Girlies Community
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48:28It’s Stassi’s birthday episode, and she’s here to unpack her accidental life hack for celebrating yourself all week long—without throwing a single party. Between martinis, New York adventures, and her complicated feelings about birthday Instagram posts, Stassi shares her best birthday moments, including finding out her birthday is the luckiest day …
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Starting Fresh: Closet Purge & Birthday Vibes with Alex Stafford
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1:14:49It’s Stassi’s birthday episode! She’s joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford—who’s been around since the original “Dracarys” days, long before Blake Lively ruined it—for their annual closet cleanout tradition. Over martinis and Aperol spritzes, they catch up on Blake’s cringe Game of Thrones text, texting habits that trigger anxiety, and acci…
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Stassi & Jac Vanek on Ladyworld, Day Drinking, and “B*tch Eating Crackers”
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57:56Stassi is joined by LadyGang’s Jac Vanek to talk all things LadyWorld—the first-ever podcast festival happening this September 26-28, 2025 in Miramar Beach, Florida. Jac shares how it all started with a glamping idea and turned into a full-blown interactive weekend with all the famous podcast girlies. They also bond over preferring day-drinking to …
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A Simple Favor with Taylor Strecker
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1:12:54Stassi opens up about how much it meant to have Bestie Taylor Strecker at her SI Miami moment—but the convo quickly turns into a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about being “favor allergic.” From DM disasters to one-time-only friendship asks, they break down the unspoken rules of adult boundaries. Taylor watched the new season of And Just …
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Say What?!
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54:00Stassi just checked off a major bucket-list moment—walking the Sports Illustrated runway in a bikini—and she’s never been prouder. Joined by her co-host and confidante Lo, she shares every behind-the-scenes detail of what became one of the best experiences (and trips) of her life. From battling body dysmorphia and last-minute bikini chaos to realiz…
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Boss B*tch, Empath Mom in Delulu Land: Astrology & Soul Talk with Aliza Kelly
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1:02:46This week, Stassi goes full witchy with celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly. The two bond instantly over their nearly identical Capricorn rising signs (only two degrees apart!), and explore what that means for destiny, timing, and survival mode.Aliza breaks down Stassi’s birth chart—Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, and born during Venu…
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Airport Fashion, Haunted Dolls & Travel Hot Takes with Kristina Kelly
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1:03:26Stassi’s under the weather but still has the energy to come for Kristina Kelly’s favorite mom bag (the one she’d save in a fire). They debate airport fashion (it’s a runway!), upcoming Italy and Miami trips with the kids, and Stassi’s unforgettable airport paparazzi moment in a onesie. Plus: Stassi’s obsessed with the Annabelle dolls haunted tour a…
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Stassi is overdue for a solo ep, and this one’s delightfully unhinged—in a post-great Mother’s Day kind of way. She kicks things off with the Taylor Swift subpoena drama, Blake Lively’s messy role, and why Taylor is clearly the real victim. She also reflects on her first actually relaxing Mother’s Day: sleeping in, family breakfast, and sweet, swee…
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Struggle Bus Chronicles: Miami Trip and Met Gala Thoughts
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1:15:41Stassi and Lo are back from Miami! Is it age, is it kids, or is it just the content creator grind? Stassi's hitting her breaking point explaining why those 'vacation' photos are actually WORK trips involving press tours, insane scheduling, and just trying to keep her eyes open. Plus, Stassi actually enjoyed Miami this time?! She's spilling all the …
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Uh Oh, Travis Unfollowed Ryan… w/ Taylor Strecker
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53:25Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker are spiraling (in the best way). Stassi vents about how every day feels like something, whether it’s health stress or life admin. But then—breaking news: Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. The girls dive into full conspiracy mode. Is Taylor Swift distancing from Blake? Is Ryan actually the problem? The energy i…
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Introducing Hagen Bach: Stories from Vanderpump Villa, Reality TV Toxic Traits, and Gen Z vs Millennials
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47:37Stassi sits down with one of Vanderpump Villa Season 2’s breakout personalities, Hagen Bach, for a no-filter convo that takes you behind the scenes. Hagen shares how he landed the role—from getting scouted via email to leaning into his past housekeeping experience (yes, he actually scrubbed toilets in an Italian castle—24/7 cameras and all). Stassi…
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Cute Little Humans Talking About Coachella and Outer Space
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1:01:13When Monday hits, Stassi’s thriving—the nanny’s back, the kids are at school, and she’s finally recovering from a weekend of Messer’s non-stop toddler energy. She and C-O Lo dive into the pop culture drama: dusty Coachella tents, Kylie & Timmy’s hyper-analyzed desert PDA, and why celebs might finally be done with the festival life. From Stassi’s bu…
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Long-Term Greedy & Loving It: Beauty Products I Swear By
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52:13Stassi is back with an episode meant to inspire you, packed with the ultimate beauty list of things she swears by. After getting flooded with DMs about her skin, makeup, hair, and style—she’s finally revealing everything. From her seasonal Botox routine to the exfoliant that replaced retinol, her go-to lip liners, bronzers, moisturizers, tubing mas…
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Chappell Roan's Hot Takes & Taylor Strecker's Reality TV Debut
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1:02:39Bestie Taylor Strecker is back, and things get weird fast—starting with her bizarre dream about Stassi, Beau, an arrest, and a sporting event. Then, they dive into Chappell Roan’s “parents are in hell” controversy and the messy reality of motherhood—it’s every emotion at once, and no one’s totally wrong. Taylor’s also going all-in with her wife, fu…
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A Trailer from Vanderpump Villa & A Handwritten Note From Meghan (Not To Me)
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1:04:42After months of secrecy, Stassi is finally spilling all the details about Vanderpump Villa Season 2 on the heels of it's explosive new trailer! She details the summer she spent living in a 12th-century Italian castle - from soaking in the magic of Orvieto to making once-in-a-lifetime memories with her family, it was the ultimate dream.Then, she and…
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Stassi’s feeling under the weather, but that won’t stop her from raving about her latest obsession: With Love, Megan. She’s watched every episode and has a message for the haters—this show brings her joy, inspiration, and a newfound love for rainbow fruit salads and flower arranging. The real excitement? Stassi and Beau are heading to Vegas for Bea…
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Contact Naps & Daytime Sex: Kristina Kelly Joins Stassi for Honest Mom Talk
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1:07:49Kristina Kelly joins Stassi for a fun and much-needed early morning mom chat. They swap parenting hacks, from breaking contact-napping habits to why Stassi and Beau swear by daytime sex for a better mood. They dive into what they’re watching, from Outlander’s less steamy and honestly boring love scenes to Meghan Markle’s new homemaking show—Stassi …
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Pop Culture Hour: Oscars Recap, Justin & Blake, and "With Love, Meghan" w/ Taylor Strecker
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1:06:35Stassi and BFF Taylor Strecker are back, and the Oscars take center stage. Stassi’s fired up—Wicked was the biggest movie of 2024 but got snubbed, while Anora, gritty and raw, took home the glory. They dive into the night’s most memorable moments, from Mikey Madison’s questionable reaction to Ariana Grande’s show-stopping red carpet look. Taylor fe…
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Gotta Conserve Those Energy Dollars with Whitney Cummings
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1:02:02Stassi teams up with comedy queen Whitney Cummings for a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest convo every woman needs. They tackle beauty pressures, Botox regrets, and AI photo filters—plus, Whitney shares a wild take on society’s obsession with youth. They hilariously roast men’s quirks, from alien invasion prep to their weird devotion to sleep-trackin…
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Astrology, Hobbies & TikTok—Time to Get a Life
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1:10:22Stassi and C-O-Lo are deep in their astrology era, tackling TikTok trends and the struggle to have actual hobbies. Stassi’s feed has been way too serious lately, so she’s switching it up—starting with the viral astrology trend of dressing (and doing makeup) for your rising sign. Is it the key to truly feeling like your authentic self or just anothe…
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Grotesque, Yet Great: "The Motherload" with Sarah Hoover
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1:06:29Stassi sits down with Sarah Hoover to discuss her memoir, The Motherload which is Stassi’s absolute favourite. Sarah opens up about her experiences with postpartum depression, childbirth trauma, and those first few years of motherhood when she felt completely disconnected from her baby. It’s a raw, relatable conversation that will make every mom fe…
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Heads Off To You! Justice for Marie Antoinette w/ Even The Royals' Aricia Skidmore-Williams and Brooke Siffrinn
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56:40Stassi is spilling all the royal tea in this episode, and it’s all about the one and only Marie Antoinette! Joined by Even the Royals co-hosts Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, they’re diving into the life of history’s most glamorous (and controversial) queen. They’re breaking down the wildest rumors, the scandalous 18th-century tabloids…
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Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi for a fun-filled catch-up packed with laughs and sisterly banter. They dive into the age-old debate: who’s got it worse—middle kids or firstborns? (Hint: Stassi’s the firstborn and has opinions.) They also dish on Hartford’s Wicked-meets-Frozen birthday bash and chat about how parents today are upping their pla…
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In the short but terrible time that we thought TikTok was gone, Stassi had some big realizations—like maybe high-stress situations aren’t her thing. Thankfully, TikTok survived, and now she’s joined by hysterical TikTok star Max Balegde! They spill royal tea, laugh about Max’s sweaty hands debacle, and swap stories about Disney conspiracy theories.…
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Stassi and Beau share their deeply personal story of navigating the Los Angeles wildfires, where everything changed in an instant. As they struggled to manage their fear and panic—Stassi showing hers outwardly, Beau trying to stay calm—they worked together to prepare their kids and make the emotional decision to evacuate their beloved home before w…
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Keep Going: Stassi's Wicked Start to 2025
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1:03:36Stassi and C-O-Lo are kicking off 2025 with some major New Year's energy! After a long break with her kids, she’s feeling emotional about Hartford growing up—especially now that her daughter lives in her Elphaba outfit and has her contemplating a Frozen-meets-Wicked birthday party mashup. Stassi is on a mission to find her word of the year, taking …
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Sleigh-ing Christmas with Stassi & Taylor Strecker
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59:32Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are diving into holiday laughs and festive fun in this special Christmas Day episode. They kick things off dreaming up Jesus’ signature cocktail (espresso martini or Prosecco?) and laughing about Stassi’s idea for a gallery-worthy painting of Jesus with his drink of choice—sorry, Beau! TikTok panic is real as S…
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“It’s Not You, It’s the Gift": Stassi's Unwrapping Awkwardness & Holiday Magic
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59:32Stassi and C-O-Lo are bringing the holiday cheer and a side of awkwardness in this festive episode! Stassi dives into her deep discomfort with opening gifts in front of people (can we normalize private gift-opening, please?) and shares her hilarious white elephant story, complete with sneaky gift-hiding. They chat about the lost art of thank-you ca…
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Day Date with Stassi and Beau: Questions, Conspiracies & Social Media Icks
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59:30Stassi’s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what’s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi’s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Sta…
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Wreaking Holiday Havoc w/ Taylor Strecker
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58:12Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA’s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer’s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously “tells on herself”…
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After Hours: Stage Names, Makeup Go-To’s & Spiraling Over Faceapp w/ Kristina Kelly
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1:10:11Wine is poured, and the laughs are flowing as Stassi and Kristina Kelly dive into an unfiltered late-night chat! They kick things off with Stassi’s hilarious tale of almost changing her name to Stassi schroedér (with an accent, of course) and agree that nicknames—like Kristina’s iconic “Groceries”—are what stick, even if they make no sense. They sw…
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Martha Made Me Do It: My Slump Survival Secrets
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48:20It’s a solo episode, and Stassi is in a slump. She’s feeling uninspired, can’t celebrate her wins, and her “alone time cup” is running on empty. Enter: the Martha Stewart documentary. Stassi breaks down why Martha’s DGAF attitude and fabulous reinvention journey sparked just enough inspo to shake her out of it (and made her consider gardening… brie…
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From Mariah’s Christmas Magic to Wicked Premiere Glam: A Weekend of Vibes!
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51:45This week, Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, sharing all the big moves as the podcast joins the Podcast One family! After a rare three-day social marathon and juggling 24/7 parenting duties with Messer’s unpredictable nap schedule, Stassi dives into her fabulous night at Mariah Carey’s “Christmas Time” tour show—she was there for all the holiday vibes, a…
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Lambrusco Fights, Cold Calls & (Real) Christmas Trees w/ Taylor Strecker
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59:43Stassi chats with best friend and fellow podcaster Taylor Strecker about cold facetiming, building forts, SJP in Hocus Pocus 2, Hartford's Halloween costume debacle, Christmas tree etiquette, the TikTok science behind holiday decorations, drinking Avaline Lambrusco out of celebratory glasses, and why you shouldn't gossip in front of your kids. This…
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Happy Halloween From Me & My Psychic Chris Medina
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1:08:28It's the week of Halloween and Stassi's leaning in to the spooky spirit with her friend and psychic Chris Medina this week! Stassi and Chris discuss what it's like for Chris living every day with his psychic ability (hearing ghosts and his guides) and he shares some extraordinary stories about specific instances where even he was surprised by spiri…
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The Greatest Mysteries: LA’s Secret Celebrity Tunnels & Millennial Style Spiral
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57:57On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because w…
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Everything & Nothing At All w/ Kristina Kelly
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1:09:11On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling confli…
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My Perfume Journey, “What’s In The Rug?!”, and Calling All Color Analysis Pros
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59:29On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps …
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