Best Slosh Podcasts (2026)

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Hack the Net 278 – Sweet Sandwich, Sunshine State, and Sloshed Sparrow 50:14

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Happy 2026 to you and yours! Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is licensed u…

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William's RUDEST Joke | And YOUR 2026 Sexted Predictions 30:31

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What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD). If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva ne…

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Help My Autocorrect Is X-RATED | And Jordan’s CREEPY Present 44:09

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The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas involving throwing parties for family members you don’t like, and what to do when your phone autocorrects your sick note in a sexual way. …

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Hack the Net 279 – Seasonal Specials, Space Satire, and Sports Shirts 1:09:04

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Ring in the new year with us, the Podcast Fellows. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington …

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e22 // Knowledge of Curses 1:29:13

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Curses, the curse of knowledge, and “cursed knowledge” Show notes and resources at https://www.foxwizard.com/knowledge-of-curses/By Dr. Jason Fox

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William FINALLY Gets Jordan Into Bed For A FISTMAS SPECIAL 54:31

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It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents, messages from Sexted royalty, and festive dilemmas. Plus, Jordan introduces William to a Dutch oven. Merry Christmas! If you want to get i…

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Your Best BIN Discoveries | And You Won't Believe William's Favourite Word For SEMEN 31:13

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Jordan is really taking his co-creative director role for the upcoming tour seriously now, and his creative juices are leaking everywhere. While the rest of the team try to mop up and harness the power of the Jordan ideas machine into a poll about hummus, the boys test their knowledge on classic TV theme tunes and William reveals his favourite alte…

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The Best TV Of 2025 With TV Licensing 26:02

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What is Jordan’s favourite TV snack? What was William’s favourite TV show as a child? Who will make into the exclusive list of William and Jordan’s top TV shows of 2025? All will be revealed! The boys also answer your TV related dilemmas regarding people who can’t stop themselves revealing spoilers and how to tell your partner you’d really like to …

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Help I Want To Hide My HOOK UPS | And Jordan Has JOMO 43:17

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The Christmas break is fast approaching, and Jordan has a HUGE surprise lined up for William, though he isn’t exactly thrilled about it. Meanwhile, Jordan is deep in his creative era, coining his own life-improving abbreviations like JOMO and ASIH. The boys also dive into your dilemmas, including what to do with all your stationery when you move ho…

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William Loves Talking About D*CK (Van Dyke) | And Busting Viagra Myths 36:29

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Not satisfied with the traditional ‘agony aunts’ tag line, you have come up with some hilarious (and slightly offensive) alternative names for William and Jordan. The boys also review the most iconic songs in musical theatre, the ins and outs of Viagra (no pun intended) and finish off with a large helping of Dick (Van Dyke) chat. If you want to get…

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e21 // Vaguely Hermetic 1:02:54

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Syncretic reflections on wizardry and life. Show notes and resources at https://www.foxwizard.com/e21/By Dr. Jason Fox

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Help There’s MAN PORRIDGE On My Flannel | And William Has Been Inspired By WETHERSPOONS 49:00

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William is on a mission to ban queuing in pubs - and Jordan is outraged! The boys also discuss the BEST TV theme tunes of all time, whether it’s ever OK to use a spoon you’ve found in the bin, and they help with a dilemma involving a flannel and ‘man porridge’. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our fre…

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“Twist-and-pop-and-slosh” — Kindred Spirits (e10) ፨ 1:30:03

1M ago1:30:03

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A pop-up (video) podcast of whimsy & whisky. ✨ Show notes and resources at https://www.foxwizard.com/kindred-spirits-e10/By Dr. Jason Fox

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Weird Families, Gua Sha and Jordan’s Ad Agency | Plus Jordan's Been CHOMPING In Bed 24:54

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It’s the opening day of Jordan’s Ad Agency, and the work is already flying in! Can Jordan come up with catchy marketing ideas for luxury dressing-gown belts, decorative shower mushrooms, and extra-large “beer” racks? The boys also dive into your most embarrassing sleep activities and the weird family habits that no one else could possibly understan…

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Help My Dainty Knickers Are RUINED | And William And Jordan Get SLOSHED 48:45

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The Christmas decorations in the Sexted studio are finally up (much to William’s utter dismay), and the festive vibes are STRONG. Jordan is busy deciding which meat he’d like in his mouth on Christmas Day, and William is slowly coming to terms with the fact that not everyone’s childhood Christmas tree looked quite like his. The boys also tackle you…

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Hack the Net 277 – For Good, Frankenstein, and Failure 1:11:07

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Deck the halls with boughs of… turkey?! Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is…

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Jordan Nearly Did WHAT With Jon Sopel | Plus William And Jordan Chat ICONIC Musicals 30:10

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Some BIG questions are on the table this week. What’s the most iconic song in musical theatre? How smelly was Henry VIII? And what exactly did Jordan nearly do with Jon Sopel? All will be revealed! The boys also dive into your correspondence, tackling dream jobs, correct tie lengths and more. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for mo…

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Help He’s Slanking In Bed | And Why FLATCEST Is A Bad Idea 46:42

2M ago46:42

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William is finally ready to unveil the secret Sexted Christmas card design he’s been working on - and Jordan can’t decide whether to be angry or flattered. The boys also tackle a whole host of your modern-day dilemmas, including whether you should tell your partner you’ve been using 'sexual enhancers', whether 'slanking' is common behaviour, and th…

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William's Got A BRAND NEW Job | Plus Some CLASSIC Northern Parenting 31:42

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William and Jordan catch up on a brimming inbox and postbag, with some classic Northern parenting quotes and outrageous tales from the wild world of PAs and EAs. William's also got some very strong opinions on cheese boards, and Jordan's getting ready to sign a mountain of Christmas cards. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more …

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Help My Suitcase Is VIBRATING | And Jordan's toilet LOW POINT 46:27

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After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin. If you want to get involved you c…

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Jordan's REPLACED With AI | And Who Is More Of A GENTLEMAN 31:05

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Jordan has made another demand (we think a theme is developing here) and this time it was for some AI contributions to see if his job is really under threat. So please welcome the newest member to team Sexted… JI! As well as putting JI through its paces the boys discuss what it means to be a gentleman and hear an enlightening story from the streets…

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Help It's A POO SPECIAL | And Jordan Does DRAG RACE 47:01

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Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free …

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Hack the Net 276 – Fall, Fantasy, and Films 1:18:20

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Some classic topics for us right here. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Podington Bear and is …

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“Robbed Orgasm” – Kindred Spirits (e9) ፨ 1:23:34

2M ago1:23:34

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A pop-up (video) podcast of whimsy & whisky. ✨ Show notes and resources at https://www.foxwizard.com/kindred-spirits-e9/By Dr. Jason Fox

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NSFW Nicknames | And What Are William And Jordan's SPIRIT ANIMALS 21:51

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William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your Sexted nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can foll…

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Help They’re Doing It In A TRACTOR | Plus Jordan's STINKY Surprise 43:22

2M ago43:22

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Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madness. The boys also answer your dilemmas regarding initialisms and tackling frisky co-workers down under. If you want to get involved you can email us, and for more Sexted fun sign up to our free VIG&Div…

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The Help I Sexted My Boss FUNERAL | William and Jordan visit the AFTERLIFE 46:33

2M ago46:33

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We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan. Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mouth full of bad D would be the thing to finally send them off to the spirit in the sky. The boys discuss the afterlife, what they’re leaving each other in their wills, and there’s even a special gues…

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Hack the Net 275 – Platonic, Paris, and Penises 1:11:26

2M ago1:11:26

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Welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular, despite the title. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Pod…

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Help I Can’t Look Her In The Eye 50:20

3M ago50:20

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William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your everyday dilemmas involving Spoons etiquette, what to do when you catch people having affairs, and how to cope with having a job you can’t tell anyone about. Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is…

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Hack the Net 274 – Halloween, Havenskin, and House 1:05:20

3M ago1:05:20

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This is not our Halloween Spooktacular, despite the title. Matt: mastodon.cloud/@mattherron Louisa: mastodon.xyz/@Louisa Jeff: Letterboxd.com/jeffjk Please rate, review, and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @hackthenetpod or e-mail us at [email protected]! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show! Our theme song is Chrome by Po…