Best Slaphappy Movie Time Podcasts (2025)

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Chronicles Of Riddick (2004) 56:00

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2+ y ago56:00

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Vin D is really hard to take seriously. If you are deep in the Riddick Lore this will be a painful experience for you. Karl Urban is a treasure.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Flash Gordon (1980) 1:08:33

2+ y ago1:08:33

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Wow did a lot of stuff happen in this movie. Enjoy the savior of the universe, the ultimate himbo, Flash Gordon.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Beastmaster (1982) 1:01:42

4+ y ago1:01:42

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Another gem from our favorite decade of movies. The Beastmaster himself doesn't do a lot of heavy lifting. Rip Torn sacrifices a lot of children. Robjob becomes a captain, while Hern praises the merits of the ferrets.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Fatman (2020) 47:14

4+ y ago47:14

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The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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The Witches (1990) 44:59

5y ago44:59

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Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Real Steel (2011) 54:54

5y ago54:54

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An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Priest (2011) 50:02

5y ago50:02

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Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Sorceress (1982) 1:09:52

5y ago1:09:52

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Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Gods of Egypt 49:08

9+ y ago49:08

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Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Turbo Kid 51:11

9+ y ago51:11

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Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Star Wars, LOL NVM it's KRAMPUS 41:36

10y ago41:36

41:36

We review Star Wars. NOT. We don't review Star Wars at all. Instead, the real story is Krampus.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Wolfcop 46:58

10+ y ago46:58

46:58

TURNS OUT BEING A WOLF AND A COP IS HARDER THAN IT SEEEEEEEEEMS.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 41:29

10+ y ago41:29

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The trials and tribulations that come with being a self aware turtle in the throws of their teenage years are tough to deal with. Wish there was a gritty remake of this movie.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Total Recall 43:56

10+ y ago43:56

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Arnie looks confused, the movie.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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I, Frankenstein 41:26

10+ y ago41:26

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LEAGUE OF GARGOYLES, demons, The corpse of Aaron Eckhart, and some observations about the hobbit.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Machete Kills 45:17

11y ago45:17

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Machete Kills. A lot. An exciting podcast. Space dictators and their ideals.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Hellboy (A Ron Perlman Biography) 42:40

11y ago42:40

42:40

Tones and Hern Detail the life of Ron Perlman. Space hell and why skeletons are good friends.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters 47:10

11y ago47:10

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Tones and Hern bring you Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, Ron Trollman and diabetes.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Dragonfyre 49:16

11y ago49:16

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Tones and Hern watch Dragonfyre. Orcs vs dragons. Blind Indians and hidden plots.By Slaphappy Movie Time

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Dredd 47:55

11y ago47:55

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Tones and Hern blast through Dredd. A man with strong ideals in a dark future trying to snuff out a drug Hern's mother created.By Slaphappy Movie Time