The LUQ is an actual play D&D comedy podcast set in a world where adventuring is a major league sport. Join a low ranking team as they take on quests to rise through the League, complete with world building meta segments, dynamic color commentary, and hilarious in-world commercials for things like Viaggro for barbarians who can't keep their rage up like they used to.
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Slap Dash Podcasts
We review crap movies in a laid-back and slap-dash fashion. If you have low standards for both films and podcasts, then this is the show for you.
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Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation
Cameron Harrison/Rob Campbell/Bobi Blue/John T Bolds
Cameron has never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's about to change with the help of his faithful and hilarious companions, Bobi; the passionate fan, and Rob; who hasn't seen it since childhood. Engage!
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LUQSW079 - Dr. Dodge Action - Covered in Small Sacks
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1:05:53The wardens of Solitude have come to settle the score. Will a business transaction turn into the ultimate betrayal? Or will our heroes be quieted? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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184 - The Great Character Draft: The Best TNG Episodes for Every Crew Member
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1:24:01Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Before we beam into Picard and the DS9 Minute Season 3, the Green Shirt crew looks back at TNG with one last hurrah — a Character Episode Draft! We’re each drafting a team of episodes that best represent TNG’s main characters — Picard, Riker, Data, Crusher, Troi, Worf, and Geordi. Who’ll assemble the ul…
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LUQSW078 - Spectral Hose - Let Me Smell Your Mouth
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1:01:43Chapter 18 The Dandy is overrun with G-g-g-Void Ghosts! How will the crew bust these astral ghoulies? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 18 What awaits the crew of the Smoking Dandy below the surface of the endless Ether Sea? Thinking you are alone can be terrifying, but finding out you aren’t can be worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW076 - Medicine Spaghetti (2 Hours of Oblivion)
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1:00:12Chapter 18 Knocked overboard. Swallowed by the ether sea. A place from which none return. What is the fate of our beloved crew? Who will save them now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 18 The final trial of creation and destruction comes to a climax that will shake the very core of reality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 18 Spires fall and a war of words is waged, ushering in a true test of conviction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 18 The Indices of Spire 13 hold council to weigh and measure the price of faith to shape their grand design. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 18 Emissaries from the Gods gather at the nexus of all things to enact the greatest endeavor imaginable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW071 Swift Little Droplets (Total Cheeks)
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49:35Chapter 17 The battle with an ancient entity known as “The Sorrow” builds to a crescendo as the Dandy Crew learns a dark truth about the world they live in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 17 The Dandy crew sails into unknown territory, where the greatest threat awaiting them is their darkest memories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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What can I say, except you're welcome? We've got another stack of hot garbage for you, namely our flubs and foibles. Enjoy this collection of bloopers instead of, you know, content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Chapter 17 On the precipice of their most dangerous voyage and knee deep in tradition, the Dany Crew gets a taste of ancient things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW068 Lentil Illness (Pig Whistlers)
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1:05:28Chapter 17 The team commits leguminous crimes and encounters a shadow from someone’s past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW067 Twenty One Bum Salute (Thumping Jazz)
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59:44Chapter 17 In the wake of revolution, the goblins of the Midden seek guidance as they begin to rebuild. Sadly, the only people around to ask are the Dandy Crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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183 - Interview: Tracee Lee Cocco (Lt. Jae)
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58:17Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Tracee Lee Cocco drops in to discuss her career as an actor, including her hundreds of appearances in Star Trek as Lt. Jae and multiple aliens! She shares a chance encounter while dressed as a dog alien, sings a song from one of her first gigs, and wishes she'd asked for a pinball machine. Engage! Find …
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LUQNA|09 - Shattergories 2: Question and Æther
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1:00:59Join the crew of the Smokin' Dandy as the cast of the LUQ Answers your questions and talks behind the scenes about the making of LUQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW066 Hydraulic Wedgie (Constantly Remembering to Poop)
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1:05:25Chapter 17 There is a dark secret in the heart of the Midden, and those who see it cannot be allowed to leave with their lives. No gob, no glory! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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The Lawnmower Man - Crap Movie Club #54
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1:16:17Bet you didn't see this coming. After almost 2 years we return and the term 'rusty' comes to mind. Once you get past the awkward chat about Tim's vacuum cleaner, we spend over an hour reviewing Pierce Brosnan's career defining performance as a a scientist who tries to turn chimps into soldiers. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/ Intro Music -…
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182 - Nemesis (One Wedding and a Funeral)
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2:28:17Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. A…
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LUQSW065 Creamed the GILF (Latex Mittens)
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1:03:26Chapter 17 The gobellion is live, and being led by the crew of the Smoking Dandy. What secrets of the Midden will they uncover as they sneak their way into the gooey center? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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You've asked for it and now it's here! The first commercial compilation episode of LUQ! Look forward to more installments as time passes and even Law's 3AM-est ads look like gold in the rearview mirror. (Who am I kidding, they're all gold). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…
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181 - Star Trek: Insurrection (Foot Bags & Edge Lords)
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2:49:07Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Newman helps the gang feel young again as they discuss "Star Trek: Insurrection!" Worf sings karaoke, Beverly loves a lllama, and Picard gets into quilting. Meanwhile Cameron steals a snail trail, Rob gets gaslit, Marcy is good at the Trek, and Newman counts the taints. Engage! Check out Marcy on her po…
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LUQSW064 Countersmell (Chartreuse Miasma)
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52:14Chapter 17 After getting “gobbled” out of the sky, the Dandy crew find themselves behind bars. Who will liberate our trapped companions from the Gulab? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW063 The Captain’s Bulge (Corpulent Crispies)
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52:24Chapter 16 The crew fights for their lives against The Cyst Mother, and questions about Lydda’s exodus start to find answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQSW062 Cyst My Pants (Long Distance Sniff)
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1:02:26Chapter 16 The hunted have become the hunters as the newly mended Dandies seek vengeance against The Riven who almost killed them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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180 - Star Trek: First Contact (Eye Stuff & Borg Muff)
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2:27:48Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arn…
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LUQ Shattered World - Episode 61 - Excellent Bloodfeel (Tingling Remains)
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50:38Chapter 16 In an isolated station outside the Titan’s Wisp, the freshly manhandled crew of the Dandy will get a taste of a whole new kind of medicine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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179 - Star Trek: Generations (Pantyhose & Plot Holes)
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2:34:19Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, …
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LUQ Shattered World - Episode 60 - Heavy Crackles the Tongue (Expired Nipples)
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54:51Chapter 16 Will the crew of the Dandy survive an assault from mutated marauders? Or will they be torn limb from limb? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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LUQ Shattered World - Episode 59 - Beef Collage (Sanguine Titter)
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1:02:22Chapter 16 The Dandy is boarded by foes unlike any the team has seen before. Will the diminished team be able to defend against these monsters, or will they be left in pieces? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchBy Cameron Harrison/Rob Campbell/Bobi Blue/John T Bolds
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Chapter 16 Running on fumes, the Dandy, her crew, and the wickies, find themselves seeking fuel and repairs at a very strange service station. Is their trusty vessel failing them, or is it simply growing pains? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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The Leeg of Ultamit Kwesting - Bloops, All Oopers: The Deuce
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1:08:36Bloops, All Oopers Witness the horror as the cast and crew of the LUQ fail to accomplish even the simplest tasks and struggle to deliver even a passing performance at something they've been doing for over half a decade. This clip show will give you an inside look at just how bad at this we really are. We hope you enjoy it. Learn more about your ad …
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177 - Top 25 TNG Episodes Collaborative Draft
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1:44:53Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bait gets bit, and who will play "Shades of Gray?" Tune in now!…
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LUQ Shattered World 057 - Gossamer Drift (Portfoldeo)
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1:03:53Chapter 15 Low on fuel, abandoned by their friend, even if the remaining crew of the smoking Dandy Frees themselves from the Dream Webs, they still must ask themselves one question… What now? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchBy Cameron Harrison/Rob Campbell/Bobi Blue/John T Bolds
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LUQ Shattered World 056 - Gream Drippers (A Piss in the Night)
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53:44Chapter 15 The Smoking Dandy is beset by a web of dreams, unable to wake from their past, they must fight a nigh invisible foe without Foe to guide them through the fog, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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176 - All Good Things (Time Surfing & Space Buttholes)
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2:38:51Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes t…
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LUQ Shattered World 055 - Purse Anal Belongings (Pimped out Dingy)
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46:50Chapter 15 The Crew of the Smoking Dandy is down a crew member. Well, technically they're up one but that implies that their recent... guests count as whole people, or crew for that matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch Follow us on Twitter, Bluesky, Threads, and Facebook…
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LUQ Shattered World 054 - Yankers Away (Unwalk the Plank)
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57:12Chapter 15 The Crew of the Smoking are finally free of their stinky confines, only to discover a cthonian nightmare from deep within the void. Still… better than eating spiders. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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175 - Preemptive Strike (Food Forward & Looking Fit)
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1:45:59Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage! Follow…
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LUQ Shattered World 053 - Slippy Grippy (Cream of the Dog)
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59:39Chapter 15 The Crew is stranded in the keeper station of an abandoned lighthouse, and so they turn to the only solution that doesn’t solve anything: Alcohol (and Milk) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchBy Cameron Harrison/Rob Campbell/Bobi Blue/John T Bolds
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LUQ Shattered World 052 - Lighthouse Arrest (Tug the Dinghy)
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57:18Chapter 15 As fuel runs low and tensions run high, the Crew of the Smoking Dandy takes a pit stop at an unusual distress beacon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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174 - Emergence (Bendy Straws & Choo Choos)
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1:29:57Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't translate Subway, Bobi enjoys looking at barrels, and Thom saves h…
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The Leeg of Ultamit Kwesting - Bloops, All Oopers 01
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44:27Bloops, All Oopers Witness the horror as the cast and crew of the LUQ fail to accomplish even the simplest tasks and struggle to deliver even a passing performance at something they've been doing for over half a decade. This clip show will give you an inside look at just how bad at this we really are. We hope you enjoy it. Learn more about your ad …
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DS90 Minute - Crossover (Gleevil Neara & Slap Jokes)
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1:30:00Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen drivin…
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LUQ Shattered World 051 - Emergenseed (Mount the Hunk)
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1:03:49Chapter 14 As the crew of the Dandy try to help the pilgrims aboard The Pinion, the deadly Vigorn has gone into a frenzy. Is the new artillery enough for the ship to hold its own against this mighty foe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Slap Dash Studios
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