Best Septic Safe Podcasts (2025)

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S04 - Series Wrap Up 35:52

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1+ y ago35:52

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This episode is a bit different. Jim and A.Ron give an update on why they are stopping their The Boys coverage as of this episode. Get your Pulp Podcast fix here: House of the Dragon The Last of Us Foundation Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free vers…

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S04E01-3 - Department of Dirty Tricks, Life Among the Septics, We’ll Keep the Red Flag Flying 1:53:30

1+ y ago1:53:30

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The Boys are back for season 4 on Amazon Prime! Mother’s Milk is failing as the CEO. The Deep isn’t to be taken seriously. Homelander is aging and hating every second of it. What is Frenchie’s deal? In the first three episodes of the new season, Jim and A.Ron have found plenty of shock, cringe, and mayhem already! Badass Fest VI Tickets HERE Got fe…

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S04 Preview 31:38

1+ y ago31:38

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Jim and A.Ron are blasting back into the world of The Boys for season 4 on Amazon Prime. Billy Butcher is set on his path of destruction. Homelander is training up his son to be the next superpowered homicidal megalomaniac just like him. How cute. Grab a bag of tortilla chips, there’s a lot of chunky salsa in your future. Badass Fest VI Tickets HER…

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Chicken Sh!t - Episode 20 18:52

3y ago18:52

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Jenny and Margaret welcome you to Episode 20, aka Season 1 Finale (it only took 4 years to get here)! Listen as they talk about basic bitch shit, like Fall & Halloween and then get ready to hear them talk about fried chicken sandwiches, smash burgers, bread (and Marc Maron), gnocchi and more! As we close out Season 1, we want to thank our audience …

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House of the Dookie - Episode 19 20:09

3y ago20:09

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Jenny gives us an update on her cat's constipation, Margaret takes us back to the OG 9/11 as random stories are strewn throughout this sloppy mess of an episode. Learn more about the ladies of the podcast (including if one of them is into the incest "subplot" in House of the Dragon) and be sure to check out Instagram to participate in a new and exc…

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Autotune Your Butthole - Episode 18 18:16

3+ y ago18:16

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Margaret and Jenny discuss Nick Cannon’s baby cannon, fucking avocados making you feel like a chump and hear their voices autotuned for the first time! You just might laugh till you cry!

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Uptown Turds - Episode 17 21:55

3+ y ago21:55

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Jenny and Margaret discuss slowing down in life and how that caused a turtle’s unfortunate death. The team taste tests a random seltzer flavor, runners trots are explained as well as the latest gossip over a new Hollywood movie that doesn’t actually matter. Food fetishes are brought to life alongside tales of gyno visits and a hatred of Billy Joel …

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Taste the Poop Rainbow! - Episode 16 22:34

3+ y ago22:34

22:34

Jenny and Margaret discuss how many f*cks there are in The Big Lebowski, sharing your poo with friends, and wonder why poocorn is the snack off the movies?! Plus SO much more!

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Butt Records - Episode 15 20:11

3+ y ago20:11

20:11

Margaret and Jenny shares tales of dead pets *trigger warning, killing the vibe at a party, cum tampons and more!

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Stealin' Sh!t - Episode 14 27:23

3+ y ago27:23

27:23

Jenny and Margaret revisit past transgressions, bowel movements are discussed as well as the shitty things men from their pasts have said to them. Stay tuned in to hear some fun memories from school dances of the 90's as well as find out if Axl Rose is still alive.

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Talkin’ Sh!t - Episode 13 21:41

3+ y ago21:41

21:41

Jenny regals Margaret with tales from her hair chair, personal vagina stories are shared and hear our producer Jay’s laughs of horror as we get into Episode 13!

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Poo-Poo Party Surprise - Episode 12 22:43

3+ y ago22:43

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Tune is as Jenny shares a poo story mishap and ins(poo)rational quotes while Margaret reviews how to sell your used panties online. Listen on to hear how the ladies would spend their day if they had a dick. Another listener's question is answered.

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Panty Sniffer - Episode 11 24:01

3+ y ago24:01

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Tater Pox!! Buy used panties on Sniffer! Margaret teaches Jenny how to say Cuba Gooding Jr.’s first name properly!

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¡Dirty Diez! - Episode 10 29:34

3+ y ago29:34

29:34

Celebrate Episode 10 with Jenny and Margaret as they discuss the side effects of herbal abortions, why thongs have got to go and find out which Saved by the Bell character they’d bang!

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A Turd in the Wormhole - Episode 9 24:18

3+ y ago24:18

24:18

Margaret and Jenny discuss reusable toilet paper, Lindsay Lohan’s redemption and a very awkward moment with a beard.

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Season 3 Wrapup 1:12:15

3+ y ago1:12:15

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Season 3 is over and while the finale wasn't exactly to our tastes, it was a pretty good season overall. We're back for one final podcast to consider your thoughts before we close the book on this season. Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the pod…

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Mourning Complete - Episode 8 25:22

3+ y ago25:22

25:22

Margaret and Jenny discuss a relevant life hack, why apple watches can go fuck themselves and being bullied. Good times!

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S03E08 - The Instant White Hot Wild 1:28:50

3+ y ago1:28:50

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Ouch. A lot of people avoided becoming chunky salsa, and we’re actually disappointed. The episode had to pack in A LOT of information to wrap up the season full of psychopaths and potential patricide. Between the smackdowns, The Deep’s stoic murder felt too tame and that’s when we know that The Boys has corrupted our brains. And, um, where did Stan…

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Fire in the Hole! - Episode 7 25:37

3+ y ago25:37

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This episode is gonna fire you right up! Abortion rights- gone! Elvis's bowels- full! And honestly, there's never a good time to take Dulcolax.

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S03E07 - Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed 1:24:27

3+ y ago1:24:27

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What happens when you cross demented nursery rhymes and Empire Strikes Back? This episode of The Boys. With the members of the show living out different plot lines, it doesn’t quite feel like the boys are back in town. But that doesn’t stop the classic “Boys” antics of beating the living daylights out of each other. We’re seeing great characterizat…

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On The Reg - Episode 6 25:27

3+ y ago25:27

25:27

Jenny and Margaret discuss which deodorants work for them, what taco seasoning actually smells like, toilet paper preferences, skinny shaming and if it's okay to use GoFundMe for plastic surgery.

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S03E06 - Herogasm 1:25:49

3+ y ago1:25:49

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It's a shocking thing to be witness to Herogasm, let me tell you. What's more shocking still is to be witness to Herogasm yet somehow underwhelmed by its depravity. Even though the event itself disappointed, the episode did not. Join us for the podcast for a discussion of what went wrong and what went oh so right. Check out https://support.baldmove…

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Drop it Like It's Hot! - Episode 5 26:34

3+ y ago26:34

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Catch up with Jenny & Margaret as they piece together what's changed since you last heard from them in 2018!

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S03E05 - The Last Time to Look on This World of Lies 1:06:49

3+ y ago1:06:49

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The satire is hitting close to home. You may feel bad about yourself, but so long as you don’t sleep with Butcher, there is hope for you yet. We’re sensing some red herrings in the mix, who is telling the truth? And place your bets, who will be a smoky corpse or chunky human salsa by the end of the episode? Feedback, thoughts, can’t sleep because o…

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S03E04 - Glorious Five Year Plan 1:20:41

3+ y ago1:20:41

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Homelander is…just the worst. Everyone seems to have some sort of plan, but not telling other people the plan…maybe that’s why it’ll take a whole five years to execute? Butcher is crunching V24 and gearing up for a fight with an opponent that may not be as super as expected. And if you want Jim and A.Ron to believe a character is dead, you better s…

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S03E01-3 - Payback, The Only Man in the Sky, Barbary Coast 1:32:34

3+ y ago1:32:34

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We’re excited to welcome The Boys back. Stormfront has been Anakin-ed after Obi-Wan got the high ground. This show has violence, deception, and childhood trauma in spades in only the way The Boys can. Who is a pawn? Who is the controller? And who's on the chopping block next? Grab some chips and a can of chunky human salsa and watch The Boys. Feedb…

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Season 3 Preview 30:36

3+ y ago30:36

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The Boys are back. After almost two years, we’re ready for the next season of blood, guts, and fun. Can Karl Urban hold up to his own high standards? We’re hopeful that he will and for many other things. We’ll be covering each episode with podcasts dropping Friday nights. Send in your (non-comic related) feedback to [email protected]. Join the Bald …

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Season 2 Wrap Up! 1:21:19

5y ago1:21:19

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Season 2 of The Boys is in the books and we're here to consider all the feedback we received on this season including hopes and predictions for season 3. We'll be back when The Boys return, but in the meantime check out Bald Move Pulp or Prestige to get your TV and movie podcasting fix. We're currently covering Fargo season 4 on the Prestige podcas…

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S02E08 - What I Know 1:35:07

5y ago1:35:07

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The season finale of The Boys gave us everything we hoped for and nothing we expected, making it a proper finale. Join us for the discussion this week and next week for our season wrapup and feedback podcast. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn mo…

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S02E07 - Butcher, Baker Candlestick Maker 1:46:26

5y ago1:46:26

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The penultimate episode of season 2 sees Annie in trouble, Hughie coming to her rescue with Lamplighter's help, and Butcher confronting his past in the worst way possible. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megap…

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S02E06 - The Bloody Doors Off 1:35:54

5+ y ago1:35:54

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This week we find out a whole lot more about the Sage Grove facility. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy Bald Move

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S02E05 - We Gotta Go Now 1:39:41

5+ y ago1:39:41

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This week the boys get trapped in Butcher's Auntie's house with nothing but his trusty dog and a few IEDs for protection while Homelander and Maeve struggle with their images. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m…

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S02E04 - Nothing Like It in the World 1:52:13

5+ y ago1:52:13

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With their mission at a dead end, Butcher has to get lucky if he's going to try to track down Becca. A-Train gets an unwelcome surprise as Homelander tries to retake control of The Seven. Speaking of Homelander, that guys really messed up, right?! Finally, Huey, Annie, and MM go on roadtrip to find a long-forgotten super that they hope can help dec…

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S02E01-E03 - The Big Ride, Proper Preparation and Planning, Over the Hill with the Swords of 1000 Men 1:48:05

5+ y ago1:48:05

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The Boys is back in town for season 2 and we've got a full review of the first 3 episodes. Caution: There are major spoilers for all 3 episodes embedded throughout this podcast. You've been warned. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about yo…

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Season 2 Preview 51:05

5+ y ago51:05

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We're kicking off our coverage of The Boys with a preview podcast for season 2 designed to remind you what happened in season 1 and give our general feelings on the 2nd season as it stands after having seen the first 3 episodes. Join the discussion: Email | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on App…

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Does a Bear Shit in the Woods? - Episode 4 28:10

7+ y ago28:10

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Jenny and Margaret talk about their weekends, spoilers, current affairs, a headless old person, a brand new sponsor, and a hemorrhoid remedy. Oh, also a new celebrity death prediction. (Jenny is clicking a pen periodically during the podcast. She won't do it again)...

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Deuces Wild! - Episode 3 25:23

7+ y ago25:23

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Jenny and Margaret chit chat about summer, unrealistic fears, hang nail awareness month, and other kookie topics. Who will be the next celebrity death prediction?

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Hit the Bowl - Episode 2 19:39

7+ y ago19:39

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Jenny and Margaret discuss recent food poisoning, body image anectodes, and a new diet trend. Shit will also be talked along with the announcement of the first round of celebrity death predictions.

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Septic Safe, Courtesy Flush - Episode 1 21:33

7+ y ago21:33

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Jenny and Margaret introduce you to their new, hilariously flushable podcast.