Best Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata Podcasts (2025)

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The Slade Smiley Archive (RHOC S19 E11 and RHOM S7 E16 Recap) 1:29:14

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45) And …

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The Legend of Provo Canyon (RHOSLC S6 E1 Recap) 1:16:01

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Provo Canyon" - Amy regales Riley with the tale of her going to Wolf By Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe, and then we talk about Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition, as well as the latest RHONY casting news. (36:10) We then discuss the beguiling premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, …

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Patreon Teaser: Brittany Cartwright's Nightmarish Fear of Heights 3:53

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On a trip to Mexico, Brittany Cartwright discusses her deep fear of heights due to her recurring Santa nightmare. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you ne…

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Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged (RHOC S19 E10 and RHOM S7 E15 Recap) 1:02:44

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged" - we start by discussing the war between Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay, the one favor Kyle Richards' couldn't refuse on the day of her daughter's wedding, and Kathy Hilton's huge yard sale. (14:50) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, e…

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Turtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Tequila (RHONY S9 E16-18 Recap) 1:52:26

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On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn. If you enjoyed this special episode and n…

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Richard Branson's Kingdom (RHOC S19 E9 and RHOM S7 E14 Recap) 1:42:27

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her e…

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Patreon Teaser: Tom Sandoval Vs. Katie Maloney 8:15

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On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Tom Vs. Tom" (Season 7, Episode 14), we discuss Tom Sandoval's proclivity to be a champion of the underdog and how it leads to his first major fight with Katie Maloney. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclu…

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And Baby McBee Makes Three (The McBee Dynasty S2 E10 Recap) 1:25:10

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "And Baby McBee Makes Three" - we start by discussing Carole Radziwill walking with Harry Styles at a wedding as well as Scheana Shay most likely becoming a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and then we congratulate Karen Huger on getting out of prison after 6 months. (00:00 - 20:20) We then provid…

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The One With the Lie Detector Test (RHOC S19 E8 and RHOM S7 E12 + 13 Recap) 1:59:52

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The One With the Lie Detector Test" - we start by discussing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 trailer and Carl Radke soft launching Soft Bar. (00:00 - 38:10) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 8) - "The Act of Lying". (38:10) And finally, we di…

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Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee (The McBee Dynasty S2 Discussion) 1:50:48

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee" - we first discuss Taylor Swift potentially being engaged, Karen Huger being released from jail in September, the Vanderpump Villa season 3 teaser, and Bethenny Frankel finally ranking Trader Joe's chicken salad. (00:00 - 33:00) We then provide exclusive, exhaustive coverage of…

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Patreon Teaser: Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix Plan for the Future 6:20

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On today's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode "Reptilian Brain", we discuss Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix's plan for possibly having a child in the future. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules serie…

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You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C. (RHOC S19 E7 Recap) 1:06:38

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C." - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval blowing it completely on America's Got Talent, the sneaker phenomenon that took over films for a period of time, Hilaria Baldwin's new hit podcast with her daughter, Paige DeSorbo's cameo on The Devil Keeps Wearing Prada, and much more. (27…

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You, Me, and McBee (The McBee Dynasty Discussion) 1:13:08

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Amy and Riley talk about some hard-hitting news (Todd Nepola stuff) and then provide exclusive coverage of the first season of The McBee Dynasty. (21:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules…

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Patreon Teaser: Sly Cosmopoulos Tests Out the TomTom Cocktails 5:48

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We finally get introduced to Aspen Wine and Beer's very own, Sly Cosmopoulos, who revitalizes the TomTom cocktail menu. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if …

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The Last Amiga (RHOC S19 E6 and RHOM S7 E10 Recap) 1:31:35

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Amiga" - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor going to see Freakier Friday in theaters and then we break down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 trailer. (24:25) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 6) - "Bloody Mary". …

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The Lonesome Valley (The Valley Season 2 Part 3 Recap) 1:22:27

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25) We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25) If you …

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Patreon Teaser: The Debut of Dayna Kathan 4:55

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We discuss the first appearance of Dayna Kathan on Vanderpump Rules. This episode also includes Riley revealing the truth about the rumors that he and his wife are the masked, anonymous creators behind the #Justice4Jax account. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access e…

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Stephanie's Golden Ticket (RHOC S19 E5 and RHOM S7 E9 Recap) 1:26:52

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Stephanie's Golden Ticket" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about Todd Chrisley on Kandi Burress' podcast, My Name is Kandi, the RHOM reunion seating chart, RHOBH filming in The Hamptons, Brittany Cartwright on World's Toughest Test, and about three other news stories. (28:30) We then …

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The House That Hooters Built (The Valley S2 Reunion Part 2 Recap) 1:23:22

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Now that's what we call news! We start this episode by talking about Scheana Shay's Shien takeover that made the front page of The Shien-Na Newspaper, Carole Radziwill on Watch What Happens Live, and Dorit's upcoming memoir, tentatively titled, Meet Dorit. (00:00 - 24:10) And then after discussing all of the news that was fit to print, we dive in t…

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Patreon Teaser: James Kennedy Taking His First Steps at Tiffany’s 6:33

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What we talk about when we talk about James Kennedy taking his first steps at Tiffany's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time …

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Don’t Tell It to the Judge (RHOC S19 E4 and RHOM S7 E8 Recap) 1:29:28

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewi…

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How Brittany Lost Her Sparkle (The Valley S2 Reunion Part 1 Recap) 1:29:23

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Cupid must be going around the world shooting his arrow at celebrities because a lot of celebrity couples were just announced - Ana De Armas and Tom Cruise, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and a few others. (00:00 - 12:40) After discussing Cupid's reign, we then dive in to Part 1 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (12:40) If you enjoyed this episode an…

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Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies' Cheating Apology to Scheana Shay 4:17

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Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Brock Davies' statement about cheating on Scheana, and are saddened by how shitty it was. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.…

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The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met (RHOC S19 E3 and RHOM S7 E7 Recap) 1:27:17

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the latest revelations from Scheana Shay's memoir, My Good Side, Lisa Vanderpump's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and Michelle and Aaron from The Valley breaking up. (26:35) We then discuss this week's episode…

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From a Party of Zen to the Next Gen (The Valley S2 E15 and Next Gen NYC S1 E8 Recaps) 2:01:56

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We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Teddi Mellencamp almost having her house burgled, Eddington, and Luke Broderick on the Nick Viall podcast. (00:00 - 16:05) We then dive in to the season 2 finale of The Valley (season 2 episode 15) - "Thy First Stone". (16:05) And then discuss the season 1 finale of Next Gen NYC …

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Patreon Teaser: Nick Alain Reveals His True Spirit 5:37

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Amy and Riley discuss Nick Alain letting his mask drop to reveal a more Slugworth-oriented demeanor. But is he more like Slugworth acting on behalf of Willy Wonka or Nikola Tesla from The Prestige? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll …

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TAMRA SOS (RHOC S19 E2 and RHOM S7 E6 Recap) 1:34:13

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretche…

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The Custody of Cruz (The Valley S2 E14 and Next Gen NYC S1 E7 Recaps) 1:48:48

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We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Sarah Jessica Parker on WWHL, Matthew Broderick's roots in Ireland, the Real Housewives of London trailer, Paige DeSorbo dating that same guy, Social Network 2, Ari Aster's next film, Eddington, and ever more than that. (00:00 - 26:36) We then dive in to this week's episode of Th…

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Loses Her Love for Jax Taylor 5:15

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When did Lisa Vanderpump lose all of her love for Jax Taylor? An excerpt from our recap of Girls' Night In (Vanderpump Rules S7 E7). If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each …

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There’s the Golden Door, Shannon Beador (RHOC S19 E1 Recap) 1:20:40

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27) We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27) And …

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Kristen Doute and a Fan (The Valley S2 E13 Recap) 1:37:03

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Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15) We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15) And then dive in to this week's explo…

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A Portrait of Lisa Hochstein in Mourning (RHOM S7 E4 Recap) 1:12:50

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It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05) We then discuss this week'…

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Patreon Teaser: Randall Emmett and Lala Kent's Sexual Chemistry 4:16

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Amy and Riley talk about Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's sexual chemistry. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, f…

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The Catch of a Lifetime (The Valley S2 E12 Recap) 1:24:07

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We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Do…

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So Help Me Todd (RHOM S7 E2 + E3 Recap) 1:33:26

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It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all - just Craig Conover showing off a ring, and Stassi talking to Katie and Dayna on their Disrespectfully podcast. (18:15) We then discuss last week's episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Miami in Milan" (18:15) and then talk frankly about this week's horrendous episode - "Worst Wedding …

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The Legend of Frank Dremon (The Valley S2 E10 + 11 Recap) 1:48:44

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Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including West Wilson and Lindsay Hubbard teaming up for a mayonnaise ad, and the sad news about Dermot Mulroney divorcing his wife of 15 years. (00:00 - 22:10) We then discuss last week's episode of The Valley (season 2,…

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Unlocking the Gates: Watch Your Back (Vanderpump Rules S6 E14 Recap) 1:24:28

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For the second time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 6, episode 14 - "Watch Your Back". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a …

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Turtle Time Trip: Amy and Riley Go To Morocco (RHONY S4 E8-10 Recap) 2:08:28

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On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle …

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Patreon Teaser: Old Hollywood and the Mamaw's Beer Cheese Business 6:49

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When Stassi and her friends have an Old Hollywood party at Mama Lion's, Amy and Riley reminisce on Old Hollywood and then take a "dip" into talking about Mamaw's Beer Cheese becoming a business. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be …

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Amy and Riley in Lisa Land (RHOM S7 E1 Recap) 1:36:46

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It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in y…

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Jax's Little Jean Jacket (The Valley S2 E9 Recap) 1:52:49

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Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55) We then discuss …

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Craig at the Wedding (Summer House S9 Reunion Part 2 Recap) 1:44:06

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Amy and Riley provide their thoughts on Tom Girardi's prison sentence, Scheana Shay's Prep-H campaign, Paige DeSorbo's new pajama line, Brynn Whitfield bailing on Bravo Love Hotel, this week's The Valley After Show, and way more than that! (00:00 - 46:55) We then discuss the Part 2 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (46:55) If you enjoyed thi…

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Patreon Teaser: Spray Tans and the SI Swimsuit Runway Show 6:54

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Amy and Riley talk about Bethenny Frankel and Stassi Schroeder on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show and hope they can get spray tans like them for BravoCon this year. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vand…

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Cauchi Countersurveillance (The Valley S2 E8 Recap) 1:13:35

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Amy and Riley discuss Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's enduring friendship and hypothesize what their dinner table conversation could have been, and then they provide their thoughts on Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. (00:00 - 9:25) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 8) - "The Biggest Snake in the Grass". (9:25) If …

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Patreon Teaser: Andy Cohen Asks Jax About Making Love To Faith (VPR S6 Reunion Recap) 7:14

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Andy Cohen discusses Jax Taylor making love to Faith at the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle…

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The Anti-Lexi Birthday Brunch (Summer House S9 Reunion Part 1 Recap) 1:29:48

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Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25) We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. …

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Sunday in the Park with Jax (The Valley S2 E7 Recap) 1:39:27

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Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10) We then discuss the latest ep…

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Patreon Teaser: A Hypothetical WWHL Bartender Experience (Vanderpump Rules S6 E21 Recap) 4:24

4M ago4:24

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Amy and Riley discuss how they would flop like fishes if they were WWHL bartenders. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in yo…

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What Would Lexi Wood Do? (Summer House S9 E15 Recap) 1:38:40

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Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50) We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in yo…

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The Roast of Danny Booko (The Valley S2 E6 Recap) 1:33:55

4M ago1:33:55

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Amy and Riley discuss David O'Russell's latest workplace tantrum, the Summer House spin-off rumors, Lindsay Hubbard's new big apartment, Jesse Solomon on the Tink (sp?) podcast, and even more breaking news that those four news stories. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 6) - "We Need to Talk About Da…

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