Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50) If you enjoyed this episod…

Jax Taylor has a meltdown at SUR. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hos…

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's B…

Amy and Riley discuss Dorit and PK's impending divorce, our thoughts on Vanderpump Villa, Craig Conover's favorite books, Gizelle Bryant on Watch What Happens Live, Erika Jayne getting Tom Girardi's client's lottery winnings as part of her monthly allowance, and much more. (00:00 - 40:10) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of The Valley (…

Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23) We…

Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30) If you enjoye…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35) We then discuss the season 2 pre…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley ta…

Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney eat pizza in bed. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Ally Lewber's interview on the The Viall Files, Seth Rogen announcing his favorite Vanderpump Rules cast member while eating chicken wings, as well as other newsworthy updates. (00:00 - 21:05) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the sale of Rocco's West Hollywood and what that means for Brittany Cartwright, Paige DeSorbo's New York Times article, and even more than that! (00:00 - 15:30) We then discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion and o…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55) We then discuss the latest wonderful…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart making out on the New York City Subway as well as the current slate of plays on Broadway. (00:00 - 6:15) We then discuss Part 1 of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion. (6:15) And finally, we talk abou…

Amy and Riley discuss Burt Schwartz moving to Los Angeles. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠Ti…

Amy and Riley discuss what contemporary Oscar-winning films Lisa Vanderpump would enjoy. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas owing 3 million dollars to the government and Garcelle Beauvais leaving RHOBH after 5 seasons. (00:00 - 15:30) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 7 - "What Did …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the trailer for Vanderpump Villa season 2 and whether or not West Wilson's penis popped out of his underwear on last week's episode of Summer House. (00:00 - 21:27) We then discuss the horrendous season 10 finale of Southern Charm - "The…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50) We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean"…

Riley and Amy discuss Carl Radke's upcoming memoir, Cake Eater. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us o…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer Hous…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simm…

Riley discusses Brady Corbet's film, The Brutalist. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ o…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor opening up about his cocaine addiction. (00:00 - 35:35) We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 4 - "Lindsay Hubbard's Gender Reveal Treasure Hunt". (35:35) As well as the latest episode of the R…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Oscars, and Tom Schwartz not wanting to name a restaurant after himself again. (00:00 - 18:20) We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 12 - "Rose Island". (18:20) And finally, we talk about Part 3 of…

Amy and Riley discuss The Traitors and if Stassi Schroeder's passion for murder would make her want to join the show. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if yo…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk for 20 minutes about the new show, The Baldwins, and then discuss Karen Huger being sentenced to prison for her DUI as well as Kelly Bensimon's dream RHONY cast. (00:00 - 33:30) We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9,…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the SAG awards, Ariana Madix appearing on the show "Will Trent" and the latest Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively news. (00:00 - 17:25) We then discuss the first two parts of the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 reunion. (17:25) …

Schwartz' triplet brothers - Burt, Billy, and Brandon - get stunning haircuts and new suits. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle T…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about someone finally checking on Scheana Shay, Ben Stiller letting his thoughts be known about RHOBH, and much more than that. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss the latest episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 2 - "Lindsay Lowers the S…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover entering a new level or horror post-breakup, and we discuss the upcoming Dan Brown book - "The Secret of All Secrets". (00:00 - 17:35) We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly H…

It's Valentine's Day, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs and we got shot by Cupid's arrow. On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the season 9 premiere of Summer House as well as Lindsay Hubbard's appearance on Watch What Happens Live. If you enjoyed this episode, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the highlights from the Super Bowl, the latest updates on the Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo break-up, and some of the highlights from Carl Radke's Nick Viall interview. (00:00 - 33:45) We then discuss part 3 of the season 5 reunion of …

James gets angry when he finds out that Lala and Logan ate a huge portion of Raquel's pasta while he was DJing. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Craig Conover and Paige DeSorbo news, the Denise Richards spin-off, and send positive thoughts to Marcus Jordan. (00:00 - 21:15) And then we discuss the wonderful Real Housewives of Potomac season 9 finale - "For All The Dogs"…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about all of their favorite Grammy moments, the latest in the ongoing Paige and Craig saga as well as the latest in the Baldoni / Lively feud. (00:00 - 21:00) We then discuss part 2 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lak…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Taylor Swift's plans to dunk Travis Kelce in a jug of Gatorade, the upcoming Super Bowl commercials including one potentially featuring Something About Her, and Jesse Solomon expressing interest in dating Paige DeSorbo. (00:00 -24:15) Ri…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about the rumors that Paige DeSorbo is dating a new person, the latest Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively news, and then Harrison Ford metaphorically "seeing red" and becoming red as Marvel's new "Red Hulk". (00:00 - 20:10) We then discuss par…

Jax and Brittany host a housewarming party and hope that someone doesn't play the audio recording of him talking to Faith after he cheated on Brittany with her. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules ser…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55) And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss getting a pardon from Former President Biden, the Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively scandal, and also Ally Lewber officially moving out from James Kennedy's house. (00:00 - 29:15) We then discuss the season 5 finale of the Real Housewives of…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Dorinda Medley telling everyone that Lindsay Hubbard had a miscarriage, Tom Sandoval's altruism, Jen Shah getting out of prison early, and much more stuff that everyone will love! (00:00 - 22:05) We then discuss the latest episodes of th…

Brittany's friends cast a hex on Jax Taylor to punish him for his infidelity. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif…

For the first time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 12 - "Jax's Roast". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cheri…

After Jax Taylor admits to his infidelity, Brittany sentences him to rot in Hell for all eternity. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Tu…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Carl Radke's fun New Years Eve dinner with Meredith Marks, Jennifer Ayden's unfortunate experience at Jersey Mike's, and the sad end to Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's episode o…

Get a sneak peek at the Villa Rosa VIP program with this exclusive clip from our Patreon! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking footage of Karen Huger's DUI arrest, Lisa Vanderpump questioning the paternity of Kristen Doute's unborn child, and the astounding box office success of Sonic 3. (00:00 - 27:55) We then discuss this week's episode of the Rea…

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the piping hot new trailer for Summer House season 9 as well as Al Pacino getting a little bit of lunch with Leonard DiCaprio. (00:00 - 16:15) We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode …

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest awful developments in the James Kennedy domestic violence scandal as well as Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's very public relationship turmoil. (00:00 - 39:37) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real …