Best Ray Kump Podcasts (2025)

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Ep. 229 The Charlie Kirk Tragedy 1:00:27

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Ray and Lucie react to the shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk. In a week of chaos, Ray is called a "voice of reason" by Lucie for urging calm instead of violence. The two dive into conspiracy theories, strange public reactions, and the way Americans process political violence.

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Ep. 228 Kump DESTROYS Doorman Fallacy 1:02:06

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This week, Ray and Lucie dive into philosophy, paranoia, cartel chaos, and the strange logic of the “doorman fallacy.” From blown-up boats in the Caribbean to escalations with John Higland, from weird weddings to military dark humor, the conversation spirals into madness.

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Ep. 227 Throuple Taylor Swift 1:05:17

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Ray and Lucie escalate the John Higland feud, defend themselves from wild accusations, and explore how AI could be weaponized against them. The conversation spirals into Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift as America’s royal family, Giuliani in dresses, and a shocking proposal to buy the infamous swamp prison Alligator Alcatraz.👉 Support the show & get bon…

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Ep. 226 Kump On A List 1:04:39

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Ray and Lucy update the “Sensei John” situation which has escalated with slander. Ray spirals about eviction, plots basement-dungeon diplomacy, schizophrenia simulators.👉 Patreon: patreon.com/raykump

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Ep. 225 Betrayed By My Sensei 1:02:18

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Ray recounts his bizarre and slightly threatening run-in with “Sensei John,” a self-appointed personal trainer from his building’s basement gym. From unsolicited spotting to unsolicited insults, the saga takes twists through weight loss smack talk, oddball training methods, and the strange business pitch to “motivate” clients with kidnapping threat…

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Ep. 224 Is Kump Alive? 1:02:41

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Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to protect himself and his wife at comedy clubs. Ray sets the record straight, breaks down the culture war over grilled meats, shares his recent 17-lb weight drop, and explores the etiquette of acid attacks. Th…

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Ep. 223 Sydney Sweeney's Sophie's Choice 1:01:47

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Ray is back from a pinkeye-related hospital stay and ready to unravel the controversy around Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad, which some are calling a eugenics dog whistle. He and Lucie dive deep into the marketing logic (or lack thereof), whether Jay Schottenstein is offering an olive branch to white nationalists, and the collapse of ad agency …

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Ep. 222 Endgame of Epstein 1:03:10

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The Wall Street Journal reports that Donald Trump was personally informed in May that his name appears in the Epstein files. Ray and Lucy unpack the story, explore the suspiciously timed MLK assassination file dump, and debate which dead historical figures could’ve ended up on the island. Also in this episode: – Bill & Hillary subpoenaed over Ghisl…

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Ep. 221 New Coke, Epstein Hoax? 1:06:36

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Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is vindicated—just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence? Also in this episode: – The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy – A masterclass on carbonated seduction – Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel – The mystery of binder…

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Ep. 220 Superman vs Epstein 1:04:07

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We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo actually dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job lo…

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Ep. 219 Bob Vylan Deported? 1:03:06

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Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the return of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen. Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout? 🎧 Get bonus episodes ever…

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Ep. 218 Zohran's Hot Wife 1:01:50

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Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses. Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile t…

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Ep. 217 Trump's Secret Box 1:02:50

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President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as Jesus Christ the First. Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s th…

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Ep. 216 Israel Bombs Iran, Pirates Get Nukes, Italy’s Big Lie 1:02:13

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Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global empire. Also: pirates in the desert, Dave & Busters for peace, and why Michelangelo’s David might be hiding a corpse. Plus thoughts on plane crashes, diaper diplomacy, and the Dead Sea.🔥 Get bonus episodes e…

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Ep. 215 Trump vs Musk 59:25

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Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to passive-aggressive truths about sperm, submarines, and shadow bans. Also in this episode: – David Portnoy snaps on a Boston MC – Cannibal meal prep and serial killer lakes – Rand Paul’s MAGA savings ac…

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Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash 1:02:58

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A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law. Also in this episode: – Ray’s federal agent car crash story – MrBeast as the golden ca…

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Ep. 213 No More Yolo 1:09:22

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Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the slow death of the YOLO economy. Also: – The “Luxury Trash Can” jet – AI producer rage – McDonald’s grill hierarchy – Cheeseburgers in the closet – Wage collapse, sticky economics, and the TikTok attention spa…

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Ep. 212 Air Force Dumb 1:02:58

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Trump is reportedly accepting a $400 million private plane from Qatar. Ray and Lucie break down whether the 13-year-old jet is a gift, a bribe, or a flying trash can. Also in this episode: – Harvard discovers it bought a Magna Carta for $28 – Walmart signals price hikes – Trump’s Dubai hotel collapses over forged permits – Birthright citizenship, A…

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Ep. 211 Pope in the USA 1:08:02

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The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue. 👉 Bonus episodes: patreon.com/raykump

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Ep. 210 Men Fight Gorilla 1:03:20

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Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega panic buttons, and a NASA fraud scandal. Full meltdown, full comedy. It’s KUMP. Support the show → patreon.com/raykump 🎧 EP210: 100 Men vs Gorilla

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Ep. 209 Robots vs Humans 1:04:23

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Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy. In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the lau…

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Ep. 208 Taking Up Space 1:03:08

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Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Insta…

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Ep. 207 TEMU Gets Tariffs 1:02:41

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Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION…

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Ep. 206 The Power Broker | Trump's Tariffs 1:03:42

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Ray and Lucie discuss the Power Broker, wooden legs, Trump's tariffs's, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONST…

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Ep. 205 War Chat Leaked & DNA For Sale 1:09:36

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Ray and Lucie discuss the Signal Leak, the 23 & Me Bankruptcy and DNA Sale, Harriet Tubman, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ins…

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Ep. 204 March Sadness 1:00:33

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Ray and Lucie talk about the newly declassified JFK documents, March Madness, the Secret Service, Harvard's cheap tuition, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.co…

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Ep. 203 Hologram Hell 1:05:22

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Ray and Lucie talk about hologram doctors, a dystopian infrastructure project, measles making a comeback, Southwest checked bag policy,, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.…

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Ep. 202 What The Future Is 1:03:51

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Ray and Lucie talk about Sesame Street lay offs, the State of the Union, a meet cute in the sky, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 201 Dignity is a Choice 1:04:17

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Ray and Lucie talk about Blackrock, vaccines, Trump’s plan for Gaza, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 200 Worst Super Bowl Party 1:02:47

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Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 199 How To Meet Women 1:05:19

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Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 198 Yearbook Gun 1:04:45

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Ray and Lucie talk about a controversial school portrait, ways to die, Prince Harry’s war crimes, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 197 Let's Invade Canada 1:02:21

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Ray and Lucie talk about Trump’s plans for Canada,, L.A. fires, bad mothers, and much moreSign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 196 The New Fear 1:04:32

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Ray and Lucie discuss the coming mayhem in 2025, Jimmy Carter, Elon Musk and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 195 Dumb Justice 1:13:27

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Ray and Lucie talk about Ray’s plan for a holiday card, a death in Russia, a Supreme Court justice’s second career, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundclou…

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Ep. 194 Luigi's Haunted Gun 59:55

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Ray and Lucie talk about the arrest of a shooting suspect, Daniel Penny’s trial, the Syrian rebels maybe being ISIS, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundclo…

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Ep. 193 Pardon Me Daddy 1:03:21

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Ray and Lucie discuss the secret events behind the Hunter Biden pardon, the most positive comments on the internet, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud…

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Ep. 192 Cut It Off 1:03:49

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Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's cabinet's picks, Matt Gaetz, Paul Newman, a plan to fix politics, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 191 Welcome Back 1:01:26

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Ray and Lucie discuss Trump's win, Kamala's loss, Biden's glee, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 190 Last Resort 1:05:44

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Ray and Lucie discuss Trump’s big rally, a strange new product from Sweden, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 189 Chinese Penthouse Party 1:02:13

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Ray and Lucie discuss Trump working at McDonald's, the City of Yes, Elon Musk, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 188 Piss Is My Gun 1:06:48

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Ray and Lucie discuss the latest attack on Trump, how to save independent cinema, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 187 DON'T BURN ME DADDY 1:08:30

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Ray and Lucie discuss Kamala on Call Her Daddy, The Menendez brothers, a blind governor attacked, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 186 MEGALOPOLIS FLOPS 1:01:54

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Ray and Lucie discuss the Hurricane, Megalopolis losing a lot of money, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 185 DIDDY JAILED 1:02:35

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Ray and Lucie discuss Diddy Freak Off parties, Disney scams, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 184 RUSSIA FUNDS PODCASTS | VENEZUELAN CHRISTMAS 1:03:04

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Ray and Lucie discuss Russia funding commentators, getting sponsored by pirates, Venezuelan Christmas in October, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.c…

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Ep. 183 KAMALA WALZ CNN INTERVIEW 1:04:14

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Ray and Lucie discuss the Kamala Walz Interview, Italian Beach feasts, Private Equity Little League, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 182 MAN'S BEST FRIEND 1:07:03

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Ray and Lucie discuss dog burials, new Apple products, chicken wings, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…

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Ep. 181 BORROWED VALOR (UPDATED) 1:04:48

1y ago1:04:48

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Ray and Lucie discuss stolen valor, stranded astronauts, and much more.Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

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Ep. 180 UNGRATEFUL SPIES 1:03:10

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Ray and Lucie discuss using the C.I.A. at the Olympics, prisoner exchanges, horse medals, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8…