Best Ratebeer Podcasts (2025)

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690 - Pipey Brosmas 46:19

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8m ago46:19

46:19

The weather outside is frightful, but the PIPE is so delightful. Pairs with rolling ankles, a better cafe over there, and swallowing someone else's tooth. Montucky Cold Snacks Meanwhile Darlin' Deschutes Symphonic Chronic Double Juicy Earthquake Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Better Get to Running by Bankston Additi…

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689 - Blind Holiday Spectacular 2025 41:31

3d ago41:31

41:31

We're drinking 4 beers blind, thanks to Santa's most devious elf, listener Andy Richter. Pairs with growlers, Grant's Bert hair, and adolescent humor. Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store! T…

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688 - Fierce Beer 39:33

10d ago39:33

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We're trying 4 brews from Fierce Beer that Pam picked up on a recent trip to Scotland! Pairs with abandoned weed, vegetarian haggis, and a trash car. Sugi Borealis Polaris Café Racer Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound And we have shirts! Get the…

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687 - Bruz Beers Abbey Series 41:18

17d ago41:18

41:18

Our buddy Aaron gave us a box of Abbey Series beers from Denver's Bruz Beers! Pairs with a bad time camping, Lil Joe, and celestial boons. Single Dubbel Tripel Quadrupel And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store! Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: If That's OK with You by Loving Caliber Additional music l…

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686 - Wild PRRRTY Bros 40:56

24d ago40:56

40:56

Just a couple of PRRRTY bros, drinking some PRRRTY beer. Pairs with Italian sub comas, BERTHA, and alternative sports. We need your help! Join the Patreon! And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store! Real Ale Hill Country Bock Drekker Wild Prrrty Cola Bell's Christmas Ale Destihl Evel Knievel Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pum…

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685 - Arizona Wilderness Brewing Co 53:32

1M ago53:32

53:32

We got some Arizona Wilderness beers from listener Brad, and we're gonna drink em! We also give our rundown of 2 great local beer festivals we hit in the last 2 weeks. Pairs with the Hamburgler, squats, and a shameless plea for help. And we have shirts! Get them at the Hello Crawlers store! Miracle Mild Don't F**k It Up Blonde Lil Guy Rye West Clea…

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684 - Denver Plus One 37:12

1M ago37:12

37:12

Pam was in Denver, and came back with an assortment of 3 beers for us to try! We also try long-awaited rerelease from Lagunitas! Pairs with senior moments, fly fishing, and sweet violence. 4 Noses Perfect Drift Crooked Stave NZ Pils Prost Marzen Lagunitas Shugga Original Recipe Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Offline…

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683 - Save The World 40:32

2M ago40:32

40:32

Mark was in Marble Falls, TX, and brought back some beer from Save The World Brewing Co! Also Rubio is dumb and doesn't know geography. Pairs with cheek clapping, thc injuries, and potassium. STW Pils Oktoberfest Chasing Broncos Little Green Boat Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: I Feel Like by STRLGHT Additional music…

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682 - Montana Pipe Bros 39:49

2M ago39:49

39:49

Montana, you're up! We've got beers from Red Lodge and Big Sky this time, thanks to listener John Rumney! Pairs with acronyms, old candy names, Julian date codes, and the 40s. Red Lodge American Lager Red Lodge Czechmate Big Sky Moose Drool Big Sky Shake A Day Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Bad by Baha Bank$ Additio…

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681 - Dragon's Milk 48:06

2M ago48:06

48:06

New Holland sent us an assortment of beers from their Dragon's Milk series! Pairs with the wrong pickles, bottled water divas, and well ventilated decompression jars. Dragon's Milk Tales of Gold Dragon's Crimson Keep Dragon's Milk Emerald IPA Dragon's Milk Reserve Oatmeal Cookie Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: No Lie…

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680 - Pinthouse Brewing 44:42

2M ago44:42

44:42

Hot off the news of their duel GABF medal wins this weekend, we're diving into an Austin favorite– Pinthouse! Pairs with 100 whole pickles, terrible school systems, and turkey bacon. Gold Steps Fleeting Shadows Fresh Drops Fresh Hop Training Bines Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: ONG by Heyson Additional music license…

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679 - Oktoberfest 2025 Part 2 40:26

3M ago40:26

40:26

More German Oktoberfest beers! Pairs with heavy metal, greased brats, and adversarial neural networks. Erdinger Oktoberfest Ayinger Oktober Fest-Marzen Weihenstephaner Festbier Benediktiner Festbier Warsteiner Oktoberfest Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant…

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678 - Oktoberfest 2025 Part 1 45:25

3M ago45:25

45:25

Oktoberfest is here! We've got 5 beers from 4 of the official Oktoberfest breweries in Munich! Pairs with kegels, the ideal specimen, and Reginald. Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest Marzen Spaten Oktoberfest Ur-Marzen Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen Paulaner Oktoberfest Bier Hofbrau Oktoberfestbier Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Musi…

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677 - Still Hot In Here 39:44

3M ago39:44

39:44

Summer is still blazing here in Texas, and that demands cold liquid refreshment! And what luck! A new beer by Sierra Nevada in a gorgeous 8oz format? Pairs with the rapture, humps in the rump, and foot fungi. Paulaner Raddler Meanwhile Darlin' Lager Sierra Nevada Pils Austin Beerworks Cool Pool Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credi…

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676 - September Mixup 38:49

3M ago38:49

38:49

Time to clear the beer fridge out! We've got a nice mix of 4 beers to try on this one! Pairs with weird facial hair, the Cabela's, and cigar box coffins. Dogfish Head 30 Minute Pryes Main Squeeze Pinthouse Raga Kettlehead The Agent Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Stuck in My Head by Bankston Additional music licensed…

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675 - Town Hall and Wooden Hill 41:14

3M ago41:14

41:14

Minnesota beers from Town Hall and Wooden Hill this time, thanks KENT. Pairs with bathroom nightmares, Pete's Dragon, and Captain Chaos. Town Hall Hope & King Town Hall Masala Mama Wooden Hill Hill Style Wooden Hill Six Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: The Galaxy by Adelyn Paik Additional music licensed through Epidem…

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674 - Live Oak 41:24

4M ago41:24

41:24

Time to check in with some freshies from a local Austin institution, Live Oak! Pairs with animatronic body doubles, fat carb salt, and Snidley Whiplash. Lyghte Schwarzbier Spudweiser Kalt IPA Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Tú No Me Querías by Ratchetón Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists ar…

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673 - Half Acre 48:45

4M ago48:45

48:45

Our buddy Shane Barnett brought us 3 beers from Chicago's Half Acre– and we're rounding out the lineup with a New Glarus Spotted Cow I had lying around. Pairs with illegal water features, laser tag for giants, and lots of unexpected drunkenness. New Glarus Spotted Cow Half Acre Slow Melt Half Acre Daisy Cutter Union Half Acre Nebula Double Daisy Cu…

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672 - Lord Hobo 617 43:45

4M ago43:45

43:45

Pam went on a beer run to the 617 for a proper Lord Hobo episode! Pairs with the splits, custom visors, and aromatherapy. 617 Shandy 617 Lager 617 Hazy IPA Crispy Boom IPA Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Sway by Loving Caliber Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, …

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671 - Paulaner Best of Munich Variety Pack 42:53

4M ago42:53

42:53

Found some random gold at the grocery store, so this week we're diving into Paulaner's Best of Munich Variety Pack! Pairs with turning 50, greezy noses, and labyrinth riddles. Paulaner Münchner Lager Paulaner Hefe-Weizen Paulaner Oktoberfest Marzen Paulaner Salvator Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Blurry by Bankston …

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670 - Oddwood Brewing 42:04

5M ago42:04

42:04

Grant picked up some beer at Austin's own Oddwood Brewing! Pairs with hunks, fart freedom, and getting blown up in Machete. Yuki-Onna Chug Tyme Sunglasses Tan Odd Mutants: Scare Tactic Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Oh My God by Zorro Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Gran…

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669 - Goldfinger Brewing Co 41:01

5M ago41:01

41:01

We got a visit from our good friend Shane Barnett, and he schooled us on just how amazing Chicago's Goldfinger Brewing Co is. Pairs with precognition, Superman disguises, and Twizzler homonyms. Goldfinger Summer Beer Goldfinger Pils Goldfinger Original Lager Goldfinger Vienna-Style Lager Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Musi…

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668 - Wolfs Ridge Brewing 40:34

5M ago40:34

40:34

Mark's friend Bill gifted us four beers from Columbus, Ohio's Wolf Ridge Brewing! Pairs with crack runs, crack houses, crack suitcases, and my ride or die crack friend Billiam. Wolfs Ridge Select Wolfs Ridge Hefe Wolfs Ridge Double Diamond Wolfs Ridge Clear Sky Lavender Lemon Sorbet Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Un…

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667 - Laneside Pub & Brewery 35:54

5M ago35:54

35:54

In a recent trip to Gloucester, MA, Pam found a bowling alley with a brewery in it and brought some beer back as proof. Pairs with haunted lighthouses, silver alerts, and however it is fish breed. Laneside Light Laneside Grow Wild Laneside Headpin Laneside Semper Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: I Like What I Like by …

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666 - Devil's Flight 52:11

6M ago52:11

52:11

We're Beerists, not numerologists. Here's a mix of four random beers! Pairs with killing with names, Ozzy Osbourne, and 4 white horses. And there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello, lady! Slow Hand Mediterranean Pilsner Surly Mango Axe Man Other Half Mylar Bags Meanwhile Sparkle & Ruin Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End C…

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665 - Tactical Brewing Co 40:06

6M ago40:06

40:06

Listener Lew Lang sent us some beer from Orlando's Tactical Brewing Co! Pairs with your favorite animal, a motorcycle running out of gas, and the Conan one. Kolsch Kopuwai Foeder Cult Spring Bock Possum Rage Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Stuck with Me by Victor Lundberg Additional music licensed through Epidemic So…

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664 - Dageraad and Temporal 42:06

6M ago42:06

42:06

Grant brought beers from British Columbia's Dageraad and Temporal! Pairs with shellios, hockey sounds, and Mark's bottomless thirst. Dageraad Field Theory Dageraad Entropy Series No. 34 – Sauternes Anno Temporal Petrichor Temporal Occultation Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: The Final Tear by Particle House Additional…

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663 - Crooked Crab 41:57

6M ago41:57

41:57

Listener Bart Hutt sent us some beer from Maryland's Crooked Crab Brewing Company! Pairs well with sick crab pun beer names. Darth Malt Pink Crabby Club Crab Theft Auto A Fistful of Crabs Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Placebo by Mimmi Bangoura Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John R…

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662 - Rupee and Metazoa 41:31

7M ago41:31

41:31

We have a couple of beers from Wisconsin's Rupee, and a couple from Indiana's Metazoa! Pairs with being a force of good for your community, teaching kids to gamble, and supporting the Butts. Rupee Basmati Rice Lager Rupee India Pale Ale Metazoa Trash Panda Metazoa Vampire Bat Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: About Us …

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661 - Summit and Schell's 44:07

7M ago44:07

44:07

We got some beers from Minnesota's Summit and Schell's! Thanks KENT. Pairs with severe hail storms, unorthodox pronunciation, and long distance gaslighting. Summit Extra Pale Ale Summit Oatmeal Stout Schell's Firebrick Schell's Cave-Aged Barrel-Aged Black Lager Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Map of the Stars by Firs…

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660 - Pipe Bros 5 -2 Bros 4 Pipes 44:00

7M ago44:00

44:00

Two dudes sample 4 thick pipes! Pairs with last minute cancellations, ghost belts, and real friends. Yuengling Traditional Lager Dale's Pale Ale Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA Goose Island Tropical Bear Hug Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Domino by Peachwood Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists a…

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659 - Oaked And Yoked 45:51

7M ago45:51

45:51

These beers have all had oak in their lives. Do you have oak in your life? Ya should! Pairs with murder sturgeons, runaway trains, and Brutus The Barber Beefcake. New Glarus Champ Du Blanc Local Relic Oak Smoked Wheat Wine Field Day Revel Field Day BA Perilous Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: IF I WAIT by MV Additiona…

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658 - New Glarus 46:31

7M ago46:31

46:31

Listener Nick Levitt strikes again, this time with a bunch of beers from New Glarus! Pairs with Mickey Mouse, beer bribes, and three references stacked up in a trench coat. Pilsner Tailwagger Amber Gyrator Doppel Scream Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Get It by Ooyy Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound Th…

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657 - Russian River Brewing Co 48:14

8M ago48:14

48:14

So excited to try a bunch of Russian River beers, thanks to listener Hunter! Pairs with triathlons, RFK, and pluots. Docta-Ron Pliny The Elder Pliny The Younger Intinction Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: SNAKE EYES by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rubio, Grant Davis, Pa…

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656 - Chelada Gauntlet 35:27

8M ago35:27

35:27

Grant had the idea to try a selection of premade Chelada stovepipes. This was Grant's idea. Pairs with Chev Chelios, clam juice, and dump buckets. Grant did this. Modelo Chelada Fresa Picante Dos Equis Chelada Pineapple Bud Light Chelada Tajin Budweiser Chelada Clamato Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Papi Champu by L…

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655 - Working Draft 41:01

8M ago41:01

41:01

Listener Nick Levitt hand delivered some beer from Wisconsin's Working Draft! End Credits Music: I'm on the Move by John Runefelt Ten Snack To Those Who Wait Neni Spatné Klosterade Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: I'm on the Move by John Runefelt Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John R…

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654 - Made In Taiwan 40:53

9M ago40:53

40:53

Listeners Gillian and Max thought of us on their recent trip, and returned with a lineup of Taiwanese beers! Pairs with irresistible intros, irresistible corduroy pants, and irresistibly lucrative domain name suffixes. Zhangmen Brewery Red Oolong Tea Beer Zhangmen Brewery Unique IPA Taihu Brewing IPA Flow Brewing Omega Theme Music by Adrian Quesada…

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653 - Machine House 40:55

9M ago40:55

40:55

We've got some beers from Seattle's Machine House, thanks to listener Sean Grogan! Pairs with easy Gavin Rossdale jokes. gaslighting, and big oat. Dark Mild Best Bitter Oatmeal Stout Winter Warmer Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Fire by Heyson Additional music licensed through Epidemic Sound The Beerists are John Rub…

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652 - Pipe Bros 4 - The Pipening 45:16

9M ago45:16

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The Pipe Bros are back with more pipes! Pairs with brain lapses, nipple oil, and a $12,000 Guy Fieri makeover. Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin' Bell's Big Hearted North Coast Old Rasputin Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Map of the Stars by First Timer Additional music licensed through Epidemi…

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651 - Old School Sluggers 48:25

9M ago48:25

48:25

Which of these 4 gigantic old school beers still hold up? It's a high ABV fest in this piece. Pairs with a Benjamin Button situation, misspelled t-shirts, and flight logs. Great Divide Yeti Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Avery Maharaja Boulevard Bourbon Barrel Quad Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Stay Right Here by Basixx Add…

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650 - CraftHaus Brewery 42:33

10M ago42:33

42:33

Pam was recently in Las Vegas, and brought back some beers from CraftHaus Brewery for us to try! Pairs with horrible nicknames, drooling, and a recent iTunes review. Czech Plz Cuckoo All The Strawberry Tropical Forrest Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Sweet Dang Thang by Tellsonic Additional music licensed through Epi…

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649 - Field Day Brewing Co 40:13

10M ago40:13

40:13

When Mike visited a few weeks ago, he left a few beers with us from North Liberty, Iowa's Field Day Brewing Co! Pairs with flash mobs, bowling shirts with flames on it, and infinite loops. Czech Premium Czech Dark Humble Roots Juice Belly Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: I'MIN by Malibu Additional music licensed throu…

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648 - Mostly SoCal 40:50

10M ago40:50

40:50

Grant picked up some beers on a recent trip to Southern California, and brought them back for a classic boy's night tasting! Pairs with nerd books, cussing, and black market midi-chlorians. Urban Roots 10° Enegren Nighthawk Solaris Video Connection Riip Raider Bob Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: BREATHE by Loving Cal…

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647 - Humble Sea Brewing 41:09

10M ago41:09

41:09

Wowee, it's a clean show! We hung out with listener Quint F, who handed us 4 beers from Santa Cruz's Humble Sea Brewing! Pairs with dangs, frigs, and willikers. Sunday Sends Taste Güd 2024 Boatloads Of Citra Socks & Sandals Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Chatbot by Zorro Additional music licensed through Epidemic So…

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646 - Bizarre Brewing 44:55

10M ago44:55

44:55

Long time friend of the show Sean Grogan hooked us up with some beers from Seattle's Bizarre Brewing! Pairs with toothless hippos, whole melons, pumpkins, and bales of hay. The Flood Mother Sky Brundlefly Ghosts of Goslar Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Snillen spekulerar by Massgrav Additional music licensed through…

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645 - Leftovers 36:32

11M ago36:32

36:32

We had some beer left over from a couple of places, so we just stuck them together into a show! Pairs with Golden Corral, physiques, and smoking Hobbit weed. Wooly Pig Keller Pils Wooly Pig IPL Eins Bare Bottle Dark Cosmos Bare Bottle Freshly Berried Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Cry of the Banshee by Grevens Tid A…

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644 - Three Bros Crave Pipe 48:20

11M ago48:20

48:20

A third pipe bro has entered the chat! Three thirsty thangs thanklessly throat a plethora of plump pipes. Pairs with extra pipes, the palest Mexican, and koi fish kissing. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Dogfish Head Citrus Squall Real Ale Real Heavy Firestone Mind Haze Cosmic Crusher Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: Mr. Every…

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Mini 514 - Mikes Chocolatey Adventure 16:01

11M ago16:01

16:01

We'll be back with a new episode next week. For now, enjoy this Beerists mini from our Patreon feed! Malort: A cautionary tale in three acts.By The Beerists Podcast

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643 - Goth Night At Little Lager 43:56

11M ago43:56

43:56

Beerists Alum Mike Lambert joins us in studio for a round of beers from STL's Little Lager! Pairs well with being woken up inside, unconventional CPAPs, and Squatsferatu. Little Lager & Southern Grist Committicated Little Lager & Narrow Gauge Lost In The Graphics Little Lager & Perennial Lost Tooth Little Lager & Millpond Trash Bears Theme Music by…

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642 - Barebottle Brewing Co 47:22

12M ago47:22

47:22

We're trying a load of beers from San Francisco's Barebottle Brewing Co! Pairs with technical problems, orange wool wolf sweaters, and miscellaneous brain trauma. Clouds Of Rakau Muir Woods Royale With Nelson Simcoe Stampede Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas End Credits Music: GO by Ballpoint Additional music licensed through Epidemic So…