Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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For anyone who feels like their life is one disaster after another: good news–you’re not alone. Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, She-Hulk) gathers her funny friends and they share their most mortifying and embarrassing stories. Crucially, there are no morals and no silver linings. They are simply here to revel in each others’ misfortune. Wrong Turns: where dignity goes to die. Please share your own Wrong Turns with us for possible inclusion in the show, just email a voice memo to PersonalDisas ...
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On I Said No Gifts!, host Bridger Winegar invites friends, loved ones and people he’s secretly trying to destroy to join him for conversation and a game or two. He only has one request: No gifts! Naturally, every guest disobeys, meaning their chat will eventually turn to whatever object lies beneath the wrapping paper. With over 100 episodes, this comedy podcast lets Bridger bring the funniest people to his backyard for all kinds of conversations. Guests including Weird Al Yankovic, Nicole B ...
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Did y'all know there is an official ranking system of every person who's ever worked in Hollywood?? Join your hosts writer/director Jess dela Merced and comedian Andrew Orolfo as they bring fun competitors on to discover what's poppin' in the entertainment industry according to the IMDb Starmeter.
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Sit in on an hour long-conversation between host and standup comic, Cameron Esposito, and some of the brightest luminaries in the LGBTQ+ family. Queery explores individual stories of identity, personality and the shifting cultural matrix around gender, sexuality and civil rights.
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McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon Disobey Bridger
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1:15:54Bridger narrowly avoids a fight when McKenzie Goodwin & Rachel Scanlon (Two Dykes and a Mic) force their unwanted gifts on him. The three discuss pyramids, cruise ship casinos, and full-coverage swimwear. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No …
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Russell Howard, Judi Love and Grace Campbell
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48:24Russell Howard (Five Brilliant Things podcast, 2026 Tour), Judi Love (Loose Women ITV, Our Table podcast) and Grace Campbell (Late to the Party podcast, Soho Theatre run) join Jameela live on stage from the London Podcast Festival. The superstar UK line-up share horrifying stores of humiliation, disaster and mistaken identity, with a common theme o…
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Soothing Conversations w/ Steven Castillo
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13:45Take a breath with us as we sit around the proverbial fire and talk about WWE with special guest Steven Castillo. Follow Steven @: https://www.instagram.com/steezus_castillo/ Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: [email protected]…
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wearing a dress, The VMAs, Tate McRae in sand, Love Thy Nader, showing bush on main, Unknown Number: The High School Catfish, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.com Detroit, MI - S…
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Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata Disobey Bridger
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1:31:13Bridger doesn't go nuclear when Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata rudely arrive with gifts. Together, they discuss tattoos, Panda Express, and crannies. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggestion? Email us at isa…
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Actor-comedian, Johnny Pemberton (Fallout, Superstore, up-coming movie Mermaid) and one of the busiest comedians in LA Justine Marino (Comedy Crush @ The Hollywood Improv, Only Fans’ LMAOF) join Jameela to talk about the risks of airport lounge tacos, farting within a relationship, a Universal Studios Tour masturbator who truly had a tramtastic day…
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Allen Ginsburg and Scratchies w/ Rachel Marsh
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11:40Take a breath with us as we peruse this week's stories, with special guest correspondent Rachel Marsh. Follow Rachel @: https://www.instagram.com/rachel_marsh/ Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: [email protected]…
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#331 - Long Distance Fingering with Jameela Jamil
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1:04:22This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) to discuss falling in love with your bully, Ray having a ghost in her house, keeping girls funny, lesbian utopia and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.com V…
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Lauren Lapkus, Taran Killam, and Vinny Thomas Ruin What Could Have Been a Very Pleasant Evening (Live in Los Angeles)
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1:36:31Bridger's return to Dynasty Typewriter is anything but joyous when Lauren Lapkus, Taran Killam, and Vinny Thomas show up with gifts. Topics include deodorant application, OJ Simpson pogs, and The Capital One Cafe. To make things worse, Alana Johnston and Jeff Loveness show up. Musical assistance from Analise Nelson, James Jarrard, and Jimmy Smagula…
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Jameela takes a harrowing journey with Zach Noe Towers (Good Sod Pod, up-coming live dates) and Jacquis Neal (NBC's Grand Crew , Comedian Clash), which includes the thing you NEVER say to a woman, the least fun Coachella ever, and a race against time that ends with tears. So many tears. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also fin…
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Take a breath with us as we sit around the proverbial fire and talk about cozy games with special guest Aliya Kamalova. Follow Aliya @: https://www.instagram.com/aliyakam/ Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: [email protected]…
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss throuples, horrible suits, Kenny and Ray going to a strip club together, casino culture, loving being an adult, sobriety, Kenny's haunted house, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TICKETS ON SALE: TwoDykesAndAMic.com …
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Bridger sets his feelings aside when Neil Campbell (Digman!) thinks it's a good idea to show up with a gift. The two discuss department stores, 8-hour films, and carry-on luggage. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Cur…
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Impractical Jokers Sal Vulcano (TERRIFIED standup special on HBO Max, Everything’s Fine tour on-sale now) and Brian Quinn (New season of Impractical Jokers TBS) join Jameela to share stories of shameful hook-ups, firehouse disasters, even more bee attacks and a listener submission that might’ve been a Right Turn for the teenage boy who got to witne…
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Take a breath with us as we peruse this week's stories, with special guest correspondent Tom McGovern. Follow Tom @: https://www.instagram.com/tommcgovern27/ https://www.youtube.com/@TomMcGovern Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: Soothing…
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Bridger allows Alison Rich (The Other Two, The Goldbergs) to stay even after she arrives with a gift. The two discuss car break-ins, Couples Therapy, and Lee Harvey Oswald. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse sugg…
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This episode is wildly funny, celebrates female friendship, and delves into the depths of human misery and despair. Fun! Jameela is joined by writers and comedians Katherine Blanford (The Tonight Show, "Catholic Cowgirl" Special) and Jamie Loftus (Star Trek: Lower Decks, Bestseller "Raw Dog"). Come for the cringe-inducing public twerking, stay for …
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#328 - Jock Butch Hunter with Poppy Liu
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1:08:53This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Poppy Liu (Hacks)! They discuss queer doctors being too hot, mother wounds on a first date, almost getting sucked into a cult, work crushes, fumbling the bag, making out in cars, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy FALL TOUR TIC…
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Take a breath with us as we peruse this week's stories, with special guest correspondent Rachel Scanlon. Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: [email protected] soothingnewspodcast
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Bridger chooses to be the bigger person when Pete Zias (Total Trash Live!) brings him a gift. The two discuss kidnapping yourself, stolen Labubus, and being thrashed to death. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse s…
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This episode is a master class on perseverance through utter humiliation. Jameela's guests are Kurt Braunohler (Bob's Burgers, The Big Sick, Bananas podcast) and Felipe Esparza (Netflix special "Raging Fool," What's Up Fool podcast). It turns out Kurt's German is nicht so gut, and Felipe glows in the dark in the one place you least want to glow. Ja…
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Take a breath with us as we peruse this week's stories, with special guest correspondent Allee Futterer, a.k.a. All Made Up. Follow Us @: https://www.instagram.com/soothingnews/ https://www.youtube.com/@soothingnewspodcast Feel free to email us with your soothing news @: [email protected]…
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Bridger continues hosting the podcast even after Demi Adejuyigbe gives him a gift. The two discuss pet cloning, colored contacts, and rhubarb. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggestion? Email us at isaidnogif…
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International comedy legends Katherine Ryan (What’s My Age Again podcast, The Audacity: Why Being Too Much Is Exactly Enough book) and Alan Carr (Interior Design Masters Netflix, Life’s A Beach podcast) join Jameela for a podcast episode full of mortification - professional, romantic, drunken, and always hilarious. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desir…
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#326 - Snorting Zoloft with Ali Kolbert
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1:11:08This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on Love Island, dental work, haggling with a shark, "straight" girl trauma, unlearning toxic masculinity, gender envy, being the gateway drug, a sexy Ask a Dyke, a digit Bumble Fumble and so much more! Fo…
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Soothing News is a show highlighting positive news stories, offering a brief respite from the world's worries with meditation music in the background.By soothingnewspodcast
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Bridger feels completely at ease even when Anna Drezen (SNL, Girls5eva) decides to give him a gift he specifically did not request. The two discuss unethical funeral homes, Victoria’s Secret credit cards, and husbands’ ice cubes. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have …
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This episode brings us all to the edge of the cringe abyss and keeps us there. Jameela is joined by Adam Pally (Happy Endings, Staying Alive podcast) and Malik Elassal (Adults FX, Resident Alien), who confess to shameful childhood tweets and the car sex story that will scare you off the road forever. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, yo…
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Bridger doesn't lunge at Danny Ricker (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) when he shows up with an unsolicited gift. The two discuss door-to-door sales, home brewery explosions, and TUMS chewable tablets. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gif…
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Jameela’s back in London to hang out with comedy legends Simon Pegg (Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Star Trek, Shaun of the Dead) and Richard Herring (Task Master, Richard Herring’s Leicester Square Theatre Podcast, Edinburgh Fringe). Everyone shares tales of public nudity, we get into the risks of seeing nudes when someone else shows y…
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Bridger doesn't stop the recording even after Kimia Behpoornia (Abbott Elementary, Hacks) has the gall to give him a gift. The two discuss talking to your hairdresser, Vegas residencies, and inescapable debt. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said…
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Jameela welcomes the very funny Atsuko Okatsuka (Hulu special “Father”, HBO "The Intruder") and Matt Walsh (Veep, The Hangover). Atsuko learns anything can be called a water park, and Matt learns just how unforgiving an elf costume can be. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube. Our cons…
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Danielle Schneider Disobeys Bridger
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1:10:49Bridger refuses to be humiliated when Danielle Schneider (Bitch Sesh) invades his space with a gift. The two discuss dance injuries, hair extensions, and homemade dolls. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggest…
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Danger lurks everywhere in this harrowing episode, Jameela included. She welcomes comedians Moshe Kasher (Netflix, Endless Honeymoon podcast) and Mike E. Winfield (Netflix, Amazon, AGT). Moshe shares his brief and wildly unsuccessful fighting career, and Mike will be lucky if he is ever invited back on a cruise. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire T…
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#322 - No Queef Fear with Steph Tolev
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1:16:59This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Steph Tolev! They discuss trying to go to a strip club, if we were a straight coupe, shows around shrimp, bring back in the closet, munching box and having a bf, supportive partners, inventing s*x moves, being the filth queen and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic…
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Bridger isn't completely appalled when Beck Bennett (SNL, Superman) makes the choice to arrive with a gift. The two discuss Costco IDs, peeking into the oven, and John Cougar Mellencamp. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift o…
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This is the episode that made Jameela feel more at home around fellow sociopaths. She welcomes comedians Leslie Liao (Netflix, Tonight Show) and Skyler Higley (Conan, the Oscars). Leslie proves the extent to which she will flip on her friends, and Skyler reveals how ill-equipped he is to handle a kiss. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, …
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A Fond Memory: Katya Disobeys Bridger
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1:37:11In this classic episode, Bridger doesn't resort to violence when Katya attempts to disturb him with an unwanted gift. The two discuss bespoke murder, the spirit of Julianne Moore, and standardized testing. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Send a Question to I Said No …
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Jameela welcomes writers and comedians Jay Jurden (HBO, the Tonight Show, The New Yorker) and Michael Cruz Kayne (Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert, Severance). Jay's sexual adventures in high school will make you feel Puritan by comparison, and Michael lets us know how much cheese is too much cheese. Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you ca…
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Brendan Scannell, Clare Ruddy, and Eunji Kim Disobey Bridger While a Crowd of Bystanders Does Nothing (Live in Chicago)
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1:35:25Bridger's trip to Chicago gets rudely interrupted when Brendan Scannell, Clare Ruddy, and Eunji Kim accost him with gifts. They discuss pickup strategies, brain eating amoebas, and free refills. On top of all that, Julia Steiner of Ratboys makes a musical appearance before making the mistake of giving Bridger a gift. Don't forget to review the podc…
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Jameela welcomes comedians Ali Macofsky (Colbert, Ali's Interview Show) and Rachel Scanlon (Just for Laughs Festival, Two Dykes and a Mic podcast). Ali recounts her visit to celebrity eyebrow specialists (Spoiler alert: it did not go well). And Rachel managed to make her pap smear, chiropractor, and mindfulness coach appointments deeply disturbing.…
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Bridger tries not to embarrass Gil Ozeri (Big Mouth) when he makes the mistake of bringing a gift. The two discuss berries, the fair, and making threats to strangers. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggestion…
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Deep Throat Lesbian. There are laughs so high pitched here that only dolphins can hear them. Jameela welcomes comedians and actors Dan Ahdoot (Cobra Kai, Green Eggs and Dan) and Tien Tran (Mr. Throwback, Jockular podcast, How I Met Your Father). Dan picks possibly the world’s worst person to joke about, and Tien desecrates the patriarch of her fami…
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#318 - Robby Hoffman Mr. Bachelorette (RE- RELEASE)
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1:15:02This week (Originally released : November 7, 2023) on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on comedian and writer Robby Hoffman! They discuss the hotness of David Beckham, Kenz's shell being out at her honeymoon, seeing the Eras Movie, dating The Bachelorette, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonCom…
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Bridger doesn't even blink when Josh Sharp (Dicks: The Musical) shows up with a gift that no one asked for. The two discuss athleisure, oats, and water. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggestion? Email us at …
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Jameela considers this our most relatable episode yet, and given what you're about to hear, that's terrifying. She welcomes her friends Jillian Bell (Kinda Pregnant, Summer of 69) and Chelsea Devantez (Glamorous Trash, The Problem with Jon Stewart). Jillian completely malfunctions around celebrities and Chelsea does not beat around the bush. Please…
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Bridger isn't rattled in the least when Angela Giarratana blindsides him with a gift. The two discuss the history of time, animal actors, and letting ingredients stew. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Curse suggestio…
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Jameela welcomes two guests who damn near made her pass out: actor, writer comedian and singer Jordan Firstman (English Teacher, album "Secrets") and writer, comedian, actress and podcaster Megan Gailey (The Roast of Tom Brady, Sports Bitches podcast). Jordan experiences his own Rear Window, while Megan is more concerned with her back door. Listen …
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, our favorite lesbian tropes, joining a cult, when your ex girlfriend takes down a cult leader, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Kenny's Kickstarter: https://w…
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Bridger hides his hurt when Tim Kalpakis (The Sloppy Boys) storms into the studio with a gift. The two discuss being seduced by art thieves and changes to the Albertson's restroom. Don't forget to review the podcast, it's the least you can do. Follow the show on Instagram I Said No Gifts! Merch Have a question for I Said No Emails or a Gift or a Cu…
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