Best Pernisek Podcasts (2025)

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219. Beetlejuice 1:22:58

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2h ago1:22:58

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In which the Musical Man gives a girl scout, the creepy old guy, and his dead Mom the fright of their lives for absolutely no reason at all. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 678 – Is This The Shadow Of Ramjack That Forewarns My Death? 1:25:20

3d ago1:25:20

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New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 677 – Turbulent Times The 15th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It 2:38:24

12d ago2:38:24

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Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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218. Falsettos 1:49:22

21d ago1:49:22

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In which the Musical Man is forced to pay for Jason's therapy, accept a marriage proposal, and attend both the chess game and the baseball game. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 676 – Is It Your Sanity Or Your Life That Will Sustain Ramjack 1:16:50

21d ago1:16:50

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Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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217. Five Guys Named Moe 1:06:06

29d ago1:06:06

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In which the Musical Man attends a Saturday night fish fry with Messy Bessy while affirming that he is safe, sane, and single. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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216. Promises, Promises 1:21:14

1M ago1:21:14

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In which the Musical Man goes upstairs on Christmas Day to inform a young, pretty girl like you that she's half as big as life. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 675 – Lets Destroy the Foolhardy Detractors of Ramjack 3:16:22

1M ago3:16:22

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Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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215. Purlie 1:26:33

2M ago1:26:33

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In which the Musical Man promises to walk the new fangled preacher man up the stairs first thing Monday mornin’, but only if Purlie thinks he can do it. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 674 – Idols of Ramjack: The Worshipped and the Cursed 2:39:21

2M ago2:39:21

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Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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214. Tina - The Tina Turner Musical 1:41:46

2M ago1:41:46

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In which the Musical Man gives a matchbox to the hunter; orders his private dancer to shake a tailfeather; banishes a fool in love to Etherland; and welcomes Proud Mary with open arms. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]…

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213. Happy End 1:06:22

2M ago1:06:22

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In which the Musical Man explains the heist to his trusted Lieutenants of the Lord while struggling to put time in a shot glass. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 673 – Breakout Sessions for Assassination at the Ramjack Summer Session 1:25:47

2M ago1:25:47

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It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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212. In the Heights 1:43:30

2M ago1:43:30

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In which the Musical Man tells hundreds of stories and buys 96,000 bottles of champagne during a blackout at the club. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 672 – Institutions of Frivolity in The Grand Order of Ramjack 2:01:42

3M ago2:01:42

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Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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211. The Wiz: The Super Soul Musical “Wonderful Wizard of Oz” 2:03:14

3M ago2:03:14

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In which the Musical Man is told to “be a lion” and “ease on down the road” while being torn apart by a tornado. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 671 – Somewhere at the Crossroads of Madness and Ramjack 1:46:37

3M ago1:46:37

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We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal.…

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210. Barnum 1:26:20

4M ago1:26:20

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In which the Musical Man urges us to go out there and join the circus. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 670 – Nations Arise in the Revolt of Ramjack 2:10:24

4M ago2:10:24

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We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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209. New Girl in Town 1:02:56

4M ago1:02:56

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In which the Musical Man plays chess and checkers at the Check Apron Ball while refusing to engage with Anna Lilla, AKA the Sunshine Girl. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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208. Tintypes 1:00:45

4M ago1:00:45

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In which the Musical Man is struck by a Wabash cannonball; poisoned by a loaf of shortnin’ bread baked by a wayfaring stranger and the maiden with dreamy eyes; pitied by nobody; and buried five miles north of Toyland. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected]…

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Episode 669 – Extinguish the Fires and Behold the Aftermath of Ramjack 2:05:59

4M ago2:05:59

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Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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207. Aladdin 1:33:10

4M ago1:33:10

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In which the Musical Man accepts the call to high adventure by climbing over these palace walls alongside Babkak, Omar, Aladdin, and Kassim. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 668 – Steady Yourself For Ramjacks Cavalcade of Obscurities 1:34:47

4M ago1:34:47

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It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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206. Shuffle Along, Or The Making of the Musical Sensation of 1921 and All That Followed 1:34:02

4M ago1:34:02

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In which the Musical Man is instructed to dance around the one with the comedy chorus gal while entertaining memories of you. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 667 – Do You Stand in Defiance of Ramjack the Merciful? 2:48:19

5M ago2:48:19

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We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it.…

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205. The Apple Tree 1:15:34

5M ago1:15:34

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In which the Musical Man becomes friends with and develops feelings for the gorgeous Eve while navigating this beautiful, beautiful world. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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204. The Full Monty 1:07:53

5M ago1:07:53

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In which the Musical Man hides Michael Jordan’s ball under a big ass rock. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 666 – Never Scream While Ramjack Waits For Sustenance 3:11:03

5M ago3:11:03

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Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies”…

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203. Matilda The Musical 1:33:28

5M ago1:33:28

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In which the Musical Man is accused of being loud, quiet, naughty, and pathetic by a bunch of revolting children. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 665 – Arbitrary Moments Stolen by the Sinister Hand of Ramjack 1:49:55

5M ago1:49:55

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We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 664 – Silence Lest You Rouse The Banshees of Ramjack 1:55:57

6M ago1:55:57

1:55:57

Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself.…

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The Snub Club: The Great Gatsby / The Grand Tour / Paint Your Wagon (A Patreon Release) 1:38:08

6M ago1:38:08

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In which the Musical Man spends new money on one extraordinary thing while passing through Rumson. Original Air Date: November 27, 2024. Interested in hearing every episode of The Snub Club? Become a $10/month Patron today by visiting patreon.com/musicalmanpod!By Jonathon Pernisek

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202. American Idiot 1:13:31

6M ago1:13:31

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In which the Musical Man spends his last night on Earth cruising the Boulevard of Broken Dreams with his favorite son, St. Jimmy. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 663 – Enigma of the Bold: Ramjack's Hidden Cipher 2:04:15

6M ago2:04:15

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Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade.…

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Episode 662 – If You Perceive of Ramjack Will You Live to Tell The Tale? 2:20:00

6M ago2:20:00

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Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house.…

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201. Half a Sixpence 1:09:04

7M ago1:09:04

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In which the Musical Man - having absolutely no money to burn - is relieved to learn from a proper gentleman that the party’s on the house. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 661 – Take Your Harbinger of Ramjack to Work Day 1:37:46

7M ago1:37:46

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Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 660 – Each and Every Generation: A Trifle for Ramjack 1:37:46

7M ago1:37:46

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Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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200. Titanic 1:34:38

7M ago1:34:38

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In which the Musical Man (operating undercover as a lady’s maid) slowly makes his way to the lifeboats with the goal of turning Mr. Andrews’ vision into a reality. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 659 – In your Tarnished Nightmares Lurks the Heart of Ramjack 1:20:27

7M ago1:20:27

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Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer?…

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199. Fela! 1:16:27

7M ago1:16:27

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In which the Musical Man buys some expensive shit and studies to become a teacher, a lover, a zombie, and a gentleman. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 658 – Careful Walks the Scoundrel Marked by Ramjack 1:29:44

7M ago1:29:44

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It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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198. Tango Argentino 1:21:27

8M ago1:21:27

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In which the Musical Man watches as the dance floor fills with the sound of the orchestra, and under the spotlights, the marionettes embrace. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 657 – Ostentatious Displays from Ramjacks Secret Syndicate 1:42:17

8M ago1:42:17

1:42:17

Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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197. Billy Elliot: The Musical 1:20:07

8M ago1:20:07

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In which the Musical Man goes deep into the ground so he can pay the electricity bill and perform an angry dance on Maggie Thatcher’s corpse. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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196. They’re Playing Our Song 1:06:58

8M ago1:06:58

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In which the Musical Man attempts to fill in the words without fallin’, if only just for tonight. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek

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Episode 656 – Sacrifice to Solstice Beast at the Behest of Ramjack 2:01:34

8M ago2:01:34

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Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 655 – Festival of Ramjack in the Peppermint Principality of the Damned 1:27:29

9M ago1:27:29

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Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world.…

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195. The Me Nobody Knows 1:11:19

9M ago1:11:19

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In which the Musical Man and the dream babies sabotage the war babies before escaping on a white horse. Donate today via Patreon: patreon.com/musicalmanpod / Podbean: musicalmanpod.podbean.com / Email: [email protected] Jonathon Pernisek