Best Patrick Willems Podcasts (2025)

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Scrounging: The A24 Cookbook (w/ Patrick Willems and Sarah Welch-Larson) 1:54:32

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Happy Thanksgiving! Patrick Willems and Sarah Welch-Larson return to whip up some atrocities from Scrounging: The Cookbook by A24. This stuff is nasty. Check out Sarah’s Writing: https://www.dodgyboffin.com/ Check Out Patrick’s videos on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/patrickhwillems Listen to Hannah and Overbye discussing The Running Man on The New Fle…

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BONUS: Speed Zone (w/ John Cribbs) 1:07:14

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**Bill O'Reilly voice** : F**king thing sucks

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BONUS: Death Race 2 (w/ Danny Cohen) 1:15:04

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The deaths keep on racing. Our new social media Czar Danny Cohen joins to talk things going crash and kablam. Check out Danny’s Music! : https://mremotion.bandcamp.com/music Listen to Hannah and Overbye discussing The Running Man on The New Flesh! : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-running-man-2025/id1050862266?i=1000738067957 Contribute t…

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#9: Hit Me Baby One More Time w/ Jasper Cartwright 1:08:07

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This week we have our friend Jasper on the show and there is also another crime! Why does this keep happening to us? I'm sure we will figure it out one day. Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc names by joining our Patreon! Guest Murderer Jasper Cartwright Your DM Anthony Burch Starring Adal Rifai Erin Keif John Pat…

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U.N.C.L.E. #3: The Copenhagen Affair by John Oram (w/ Sarah Kurchak) 1:37:08

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Contribute to the new Slow Maude Tier: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod/membership Sarah Kurchak (I Overcame My Autism and All I Got Was This Lousy Anxiety Disorder) joins to discuss the most disappointing U.N.C.L.E book yet! The agents are downright lazy in this. Realistic? Sure! Entertaining? No! Buy Sarah’s book! : https://douglas-mcinty…

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2nd Edition [NEW GAME] : Friday the 13th - Jason's Curse by Eric Morse 2:06:22

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 6 - 1 - 22 Ponds...they're not great at keeping things locked up. Join us this week as we discuss the story of Big Red, a fisherman who snares the mask of Jason Voorhees and turns pretty mean! We're joined by Matt Dartnell, who, like everybody else on this show, knows way more about this series than Overbye and actually gets what's…

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UNLOCKED Coroner's Report Episode #1 59:21

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Hey Gumshoes! We wanted to release a sneak-peak at what we are doing on our off-weeks over at our Patreon! $5/month gets you every coroner's report episode, access to our discord, and the ability to submit items, NPC names, or just get a shoutout.

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Star Trek: Generations by John Vornholt (w/ Andrew Jupin) 2:16:12

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Contribute to the new Slow Maude Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod/membership We Hate Movies’ Andrew Jupin returns to discuss the YA novelization of Star Trek: Generations. We think maybe it’s time for a reclamation of this movie. It’s great! Check out We Hate Movies: https://www.whmpodcast.com/ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! :…

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#8: Chili Con Carnage w/ Will Campos 1:03:52

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This is our first episode without a "jump to" for the murder because we were making it up as we go along. Exciting? Thrilling? We sure thought so Also, Will is really funny. Enjoy! Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc names by joining our Patreon! Guest Murderer Will Campos Your DM Anthony Burch Starring Adal Rifai …

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U.N.C.LE. #2 : The Doomsday Affair by Harry Whittington ( w/ Morgan Richter ) 2:12:16

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More UNCLE! We love it. Author Morgan Richter joins. Buy Morgan's new thriller The Understudy! : https://morganrichter.net/blog/the-understudy/ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a 5-star review!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/authorized-novelizations-podcast/id1581002450⁠⁠…

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BONUS: Cannonball Run II (w/ John Cribbs) 1:35:33

27d ago1:35:33

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The cannonballs keep on rolling

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Halloween Kills by Tim Waggoner ( w/ Jesse Hassenger ) 2:07:24

30d ago2:07:24

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Our yearly tradition continues! This time: Jesse Hassenger actually DEFENDS Halloween Kills. Check out Sportsalcohol.com! Check out The New Flesh podcast! : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-new-flesh-horror-movies-horror-news-scary-movie/id1050862266 Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ …

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BONUS: Death Race 1:14:56

23d ago1:14:56

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2008's Death Race! Jason Statham! Paul WS what were you thinking

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#7: Gumgeons and Dadgons w/ Dungeons & Daddies 1:38:45

1M ago1:38:45

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At long last, the crossover event that we were already halfway through completing! That's right, we have the entire cast of Dungeons & Daddies on to solve...a flashback murder!? We are delving into Brass Kemp's past to figure out just how the heck all of this started. Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc names by jo…

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The Toxic Avenger [2025] by Adam Cesare ( w/ Matt Bors ) 2:03:21

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The Toxic Avenger Vol. 1's writer Matt Bors joins to discuss the novelization of the new film! Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : ⁠⁠⁠https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/⁠⁠⁠ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠⁠⁠ Leave us a 5-star review!: ⁠⁠⁠https://pod…

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : Friday the 13th - Mother's Day by Eric Morse 1:51:21

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Check out Josh LaRue's youtube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuURU23bMiyKVgZkc8tWOHw ORIGINALLY AIRED MAY 29 2022 Well, well, well. Look what all those little crumbs lead you to. Welcome to the first miniseason of Tertiary Tomes! We're tackling the five Camp Crystal Lake spinoff books that filled The Dead Years of the Friday the 13…

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Toxic Avenger [1984] + The Toxic Avenger Vol. 1 by Matt Bors 1:53:54

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In preparation for the novelization of the 2025 remake, we discuss The Toxic Avengefr [1984] plus Matt Bors' new Toxie comic. Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : ⁠⁠https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/⁠⁠ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠⁠ Leave us a 5-s…

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The Cannonball Run by Michael Avallone (w/ John Cribbs) 1:58:33

1M ago1:58:33

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The Cannoball Run...by Michael Avallone...with John Cribbs.

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : Wild Wild West [ 1965 ] 1:52:32

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ORIGINALLY AIRED MAY 22, 2022 Did you know that sometimes new stuff is based on old stuff? On the final CRUMB before our Friday the 13th mini-season, we're joined again by Max Fitzpatrick to discuss the 1965 television series The Wild Wild West. Specifically, we tackle the pilot (boo!) and the season 2 episode The Night of the Green Terror (Yay!). …

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BONUS: Death Race 2050 1:14:25

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50 years after the original Death Race, Corman remakes the film and calls it a sequel. It's a hoot in its own right! Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : ⁠⁠https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/⁠⁠ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠⁠ Leave us a 5-star revie…

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#6: Magic Most Foul w/ Freddie Wong 1:22:35

2M ago1:22:35

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Any resemblance to any existing magic institution is completely random happenstance. Anyway, this week there is a murder and some magic and it's pretty damn fun. Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc names by joining our Patreon! Want to hear how the murder went down before the detectives figure it out? Skip to 1:16:…

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Carquake by Michael Avallone 1:38:27

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We start off our Cannonball Run run with CARQUAKE. Can the book live up to the title? No!! Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : ⁠https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/⁠ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod⁠ Leave us a 5-star review!: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.co…

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : The Emoji Movie by Tracey West 1:09:12

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BONUS : Death Race 2000 ( w/ Bill Bria ) 1:48:45

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Bill Bria joins as we intro our Cannonball / Cannonball Run novelizations with Roger Corman’s Death Race 2000! Tune in Thursday for CARQUAKE by Michael Avallone!

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High Plains Drifter by Ernest Tidyman ( w/ John Cribbs) 2:07:30

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It was really written by Philip Rock tho

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : E.T. by Terry Collins 2:03:44

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 5 / 4 / 2022 Okay, at this point, what even is a CRUMB? This episode is 1 hour 50 minutes. Oh well.Today on Authorized, we're joined by Mike Duquette, purveyor of novelization newsletter Hollywood and Spine, to discuss Terry Collins' 20-year anniversary junior novelization of E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial. This Collins guy...takes li…

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#5: Butler Off Dead w/ Elyse Willems 1:09:25

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This week our interpid detectives head a frickin' crime scene and see a frickin' corpse. Sound familiar? Well, that's the show, so it should be sounding familar. But this week there is a Butler involved, hence the cool pun in the title of the episode. Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc names by joining our Patreon…

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. by Michael Avallone 2:20:06

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Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/ Join our new Community Chat on Patreon! : https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod Leave us a 5-star review!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/authorized-novelizations-podcast/id1581002450 Follow us on letterboxd: letterboxd.c…

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : National Treasure: Book of Secrets 1:47:48

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 4 / 11 / 2022 Well, wouldn't you know that ANOTHER major event in American history involved a heretofore undiscovered stash of treasure? On a special BONUS Authorized, costume technician Annie Ulrich talks with us about the riveting sequel to National Treasure. From the Lincoln assassination to pitching potential National Treasure …

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BONUS: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. TV Series 2:07:37

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Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/ Hannah picked a man from U.N.C.L.E. tertiary tome to tackle, so first she gives Overbye a crash course in the TV series that started it all. We cover: 1x01 : The Vulcan Affair 1x20: The Bow Wow Affair 2x05: The Discotheque Affair …

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Snakes on a Plane by Christa Faust (w/ Rabia ) 3:22:21

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Listen to Hannah and Overbye talking Flatliners on Cows in the Field! : https://cowspod.com/2025/09/12/flatliners-1990/ Listen to Suddenly: https://open.spotify.com/show/5HqN0UPXcyOE473DDs02M0

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2nd Edition [ NEW GAME ] : High School Musical 3 by N.B. Downes 1:11:57

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 4/ 14 / 2022 It was a mistake to try to talk about all of High School Musical in a Crumb! We are BRIMMING with HSM thoughts. We're joined by actor Allie Freed to try to encapsulate these modern classics. Instagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod

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BONUS: Species - The Awakening 1:43:50

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We love Species! And even though this one is abjectly terrible, it is still fun to discuss with some nice buddies.

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#4: Renaissance Unfaire w/ Beth May 1:22:20

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This week our interpid detectives head to the King's Faire to eat some fried food, enjoy some libations, and probably attempt to solve a murder. And our friend Beth May is here too. Hmm, I wonder if she's going to end up being the murderer? You'll have to listen to find out! Support the show, get behind-the-scenes episodes, and submit item/npc name…

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Stargate by Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich 2:32:09

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You know how Hannah and Overbye are always talking about Stargate? Well, we don’t mean this one. We dive into the novelization of the flawed film that launched some terrific television. Subscribe to our Patreon!: patreon.com/authorizedpod Follow us on letterboxd: letterboxd.com/AOverbye/ letterboxd.com/hsblechman/ letterboxd.com/johnnypomatto Blues…

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2nd Edition [NEW GAME] : The Cheetah Girls - One World by Kristen Larson 1:24:35

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 4/28/2022 The Cheetah Girls are going to Hollywood! Er, we mean Bollywood. Also, we barely talk about this book and movie. It's fairly unremarkable! Instagram: instagram.com/authorizedpod

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Dirty Harry by Philip Rock ( w/ John Cribbs ) 1:55:44

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Dirty Harry. Philip Rock. A guest that knows his novelizations. Why are you reading this instead of pressing play? The Pink Smoke: https://thepinksmoke.com/ The Pink Smoke Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-pink-smoke-podcast/id1529803112 Subscribe to our Patreon!: patreon.com/authorizedpod Follow us on letterboxd: letterboxd.com/AO…

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2nd Edition [NEW GAME] The Cheetah Girls 2 by Alice Alfonsi 1:01:52

3M ago1:01:52

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 4/21/2022 Cheetah Girls 1 filled us with despair, but Cheetah Girls 2 is actually a movie. It's pretty good, friends.Instagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod

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#3: Double Trouble w/ Janet Varney 1:20:51

3M ago1:20:51

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Hey, we are back and still doing the show! This week we are going to a circus and we have a real clown on the show: JPC. We also have a great guest who is NOT a clown at all. She's a wonderful human being named Janet Varney. Hope you enjoy and, if you do, leave us a 5 star review. If you don't enjoy, still leave us a 5 star review but you can be al…

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by K.J. Anderson ( w/ Patrick Cotnoir ) 2:28:42

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Check out The George Lucas Talk Show! : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH1XwfxXB--rl_Nqxvun8zQ Hey, That's Me! : A Commentary Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hey-thats-me-a-commentary-podcast/id1784367929 Subscribe to our Patreon!: patreon.com/authorizedpod Follow us on letterboxd: letterboxd.com/AOverbye/ letterboxd.com/hsblechman…

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2nd Edition [NEW GAME] : The Cheetah Girls by Jasmine Jones 1:00:59

3M ago1:00:59

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ORIGINALLY AIRED 4/7/2022 Did you know there's THIRTY Cheetah Girls books? There are. Seriously. Anyway, instead of talking about one of those, we're talking about the junior novelization of the first movie. It's nothing special. Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/authorizedpod Instagram: Instagram.com/authorizedpod…

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Ladyhawke by Joan D. Vinge ( w/ Seth Heasley ) 2:16:23

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Hugos There Podcast: https://hugospodcast.com/ Subscribe to our Patreon!: patreon.com/authorizedpod Follow us on letterboxd: letterboxd.com/AOverbye/ letterboxd.com/hsblechman/ letterboxd.com/johnnypomatto Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/authorizedpod.bsky.social⁠ Request a novelization: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/c/authorizedpod/membership⁠ Send …