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In episode 184 of the podcast, the host records a solo segment to maintain the weekly Wednesday release schedule while acknowledging the absence of his co-host due to spring break. He starts by sharing exciting updates, including the upcoming release of his comedy special “Qualification” on April 22nd, which will be available for purchase or rental…

This is the first 20 minutes of a 46 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter In the 183rd episode of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off with personal anecdotes, including Patrick’s new jogging routine and the recent construction noi…

This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitter For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It’s a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other com…

In the latest episode of the ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross’s daughter, Fr…

In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hirin…

In Episode 179 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, …

GO TO ROSS’ YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the “Expired Hand Cream” podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the chall…

Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—…

Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled “Stage 4 Billionaire,” host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This” and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the …

Overview In the latest episode of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend…

Overview In the podcast episode titled “174 Pod.mp3,” co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show “We Hired a Sitter for This,” originally launched in 2017 as “Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?” This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for “Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Come…

In the latest episode of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast, titled “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors,” Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly a…

In Episode 172 of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host’s fascination with spiritual and pa…

Overview Notes Comedy Career and Business (00:00 – 09:59) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor’s business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights (09:5…

Overview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump’s early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting t…

As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some plea…

Overview In episode 168 of the “We Hired a Sitter for this” podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family …

Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled “167 pod,” the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problem…

Overview In episode 166 of the podcast ‘We Hired a Sitter for this’, host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, su…

In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick’s handle change and Gastor’s new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX’s influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing …

In episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick’s inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor’s critique…

In the podcast recording of episode 163 of “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor’s memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for …

Summary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding…

In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross’ return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step pr…

In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert’s experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache’s speci…

In the latest episode of the podcast “We Hired a Sitter for This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick’s solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home mai…

Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

When is a horror movie too much? And other questionsBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

this week’s episode of We Hired a Sitter For This. Patrick and Gastor Almonte discuss another week in the life of comic fatherhood. Enjoy!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Sometimes the angry bear is within you and sometimes it just wants your sandwichBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Our kids are back in the classroom and we have a lot to learn from themBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Two grown men get honest and real about money and work and the pressure of providingBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Jeff Simmermon is a hilarious comic with a funny story to tell about slow, painful death. Take a listen and immerse yourself in the circle of birth and life and grieving.By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He’s a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversatio…

By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories. 🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15) The mechanics and acceptability of peeing …

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 “Nature Camp” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents. 🎙️ Podcast Recording…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 “Tractor Bros” This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here’s a breakdown of their discussion: 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 – 03:05) T…

The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you’re riding beach!!By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Car trouble blowsBy Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn’t seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I e…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 “Peach Pit to The Max” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 140 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth. Main Topics: 🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patri…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 “A Brolic Episode” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 139 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children. Main Topics: 🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve…

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 “Civic Doody” This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 138 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style. Main Topics: ⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his …