Best Pantswise Media Network Podcasts (2025)

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November 5, 2025: KarmicX VS. Pat Dixon! Michael Ray Bower IS John Candy! Hey Honeys! 5:09:48

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Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser’s lives out for our …

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November 3, 2025: KarmicX Masked Up! Lost Boy Chad Zumock Attacks The Ladies! Momma! 4:18:06

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Chad Zumock is glad that people aren’t paying attention to him, because he’s really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic’s new mask? …

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular! (October 31, 2025) 5:23:11

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Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he’s declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who…

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October 29, 2025: The KIKI Crash! Keanu & Geno Are DONE! 5:43:40

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Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathe…

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NLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report! 2:53:07

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Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can’t stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let’s HANG about it!By Patrick Melton

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October 23, 2025: KarmicX CRASHES OUT At Home! DonkeyLips Is On The Clock! Delicious Meals! 4:04:51

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KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it’s already taking a toll on the sad slow! He’s screaming, he’s blocking, and he’s throwing tantrums the lines of which we’ve never seen. It won’t be long until he’s back on a plane to Cincinatti to calm himself with another caramel frappe! Michael Ray Bower continues his sulk by ramping up his content produc…

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October 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX Wants A Mask! Justina’s HAUL! 4:47:29

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Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn’t happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes…

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October 21, 2025: Karmic Gets Conned! Chad Zumock More LOST Than Ever! Donkey Lips Needs CASH! 4:53:51

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Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won’t believe it but he’s completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at hi…

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October 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s Back! Are People TURNING On Karmic? 3:55:00

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We’ve got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he’s back and we wanna know wh…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL! (October 17, 2025) 4:28:24

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Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discus…

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October 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal Returns! GEANU As DUMB As Ever! P.O. Box! 4:48:06

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Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don’t even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven’t talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns – worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don’t seem to be diggin…

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October 8, 2025: Failed Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK Is CRASHING! Steel Toe Continues SPIRALING In Cope! 5:46:27

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Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he’s having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad’s latest meltdown,…

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October 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu & Geno Are As DUMB As They Come! 3:50:27

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show! (October 3, 2025) 3:25:31

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Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick,…

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September 30, 2025: STEEL TOE Sentencing! KARMICX Lies Exposed & Relationship Crash Out! 5:26:41

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Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it’s likely that this isn’t going to go well for our little Mooby. Let’s hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It’s b…

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OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show! 5:11:00

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Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today.By Patrick Melton

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September 24, 2025: Karmic Get ANGRY At Life! Kiki Can’t Win! Steel Toe’s LEGAL WOES! 4:40:59

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September 22, 2025: Bower Gets Dark! Can Lemmi Fly Solo? KarmicX Will Be WRECKED! 4:15:18

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KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter …

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THE VIEW: We Just Watchin’ Over Here! 5:10:41

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Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can’t come and almost never go anywhere! Let’s get to watchin’! Richard Leland Neal calls in.By Patrick Melton

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025 7:12:40

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Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.By Patrick Melton

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September 11, 2025: Kitchen Nightmares! Kiki Doesn’t Understand ANYTHING! Assorted NUTS! 3:36:26

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Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-C…

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September 10, 2025: The WAR With Karmic! Chad Being Chad! An Alex Holliday Film! Worker! 4:32:49

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The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We’ve got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whippin…

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September 8, 2025: More Embarassing Bower! Chad’s New Beginning! Chrissing Mayr’s Content Hotel! 5:02:40

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This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn’t always been this way. Or has he? Let’s watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. …

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion 55:29

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Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.By Patrick Melton

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THE VIEW! A Cool-Hang Watch-Along Program 3:59:47

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Come watch. We just watch over here.By Patrick Melton

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September 3, 2025: Karmic Is LOSING IT Again! The LADIES MAN Makes It Big! Crazy Joe Rambles! 4:13:13

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Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let’s catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo…

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September 2, 2025: Chad Zumock Moves On! Karmic Goes Back Home! Steel Toe Reddit Goes BOOM! 4:05:17

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Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He’s moving to a mysterious new location, he’s pretending to have a woman in his life, and he’s DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Mi…

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August 27, 2025: Metropolitan Detective Strikes Again! Confidence Overflows In Toe Town! 5:00:54

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It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 h…

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August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE! 5:28:29

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Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringi…

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August 22, 2025: Michael Ray Bower Gets REAL! Is KARMIC Doomed? PO Box Friday! 4:20:46

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Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery an…

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August 19, 2025: Weeee! Simpleton Keanu C. Thompson Gets WRECKED Again! Steel Toe SPIRALS! 3:59:06

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Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don’t worry! Nobody did! Let’s break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki’s latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a…

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August 18, 2025: The REAL Steel Toe Revealed! Why LIE To Yourself? 4:56:45

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Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has …

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August 14, 2025: THE MINNESOTA FILES! Coach Scott Opens Up About His Gym & Working With Aaron! 5:01:07

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This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym – the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Show! (August 8, 2025) 5:24:24

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Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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August 6, 2025: Ashley Cummings is BONKERZ! KarmicX! Steel Toe! 6:26:03

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Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week’s adventures! Don’t bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn’t need your issues.By Patrick Melton

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July 31, 2025: Ashley Cummings Latest! Steel Toe SPIN! Bower Gets Real! Can Baumert Save Her? 5:23:34

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Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it’s doing more damage than…

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July 28, 2025: The STEEL TOE 11th Anniversary Party WATCH ALONG! 5:39:44

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The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pre…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe ANNIVERSARY Roundtable Show! (July 25, 2025) 3:31:11

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Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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July 23, 2025: ANNIVERSARY WEEK SUCKS! Kevin Brennan is Melting Down! Johnny Krutches is PATHETIC 4:13:28

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Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO’s in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn’t be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a …

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July 17, 2025: Bower DEFLATES With Optimism! Chad Zumock FREELOADS at Florentine’s! Go Fund WHO? 3:45:20

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Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies’ homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he’s never…

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July 15, 2025: Is MIKE DAVID Retarded? ASHLEY CUMMINGS is a Warm Mess! TRAINING TUESDAY! 3:47:10

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Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out a…

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July 14, 2025: Chad Zumock CANNOT STOP Being Scum! Karmic REFUSES To Bend The Knee! Police PRANK! 4:14:37

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Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently …

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July 8, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad Gets MORE New Shoes! Johnny Krutches DUMB Of The Week! 4:17:45

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Tuesdays are for trouble, and we’ve got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what’s going on in the internet’s most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don’t move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out e…

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July 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent! 38:29

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This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be!…

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July 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED! 4:10:39

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Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he’s excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte’s favorite biker bar, Stoney’s Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and …

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June 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE! 2:02:21

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Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don’t you worry – there’s content coming and it’s going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cop…

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COURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN! 2:21:06

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Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building…

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Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof! 6:54:07

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Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his…

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025) 4:02:39

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Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton

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June 18, 2025: How PATHETIC Is Chad Zumock? STEEL TOE’S Aaron Imholte Steps On ANOTHER Rake! 5:44:12

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The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it’s due, but one “Sad Chad” Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/…