For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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August 14, 2025: THE MINNESOTA FILES! Coach Scott Opens Up About His Gym & Working With Aaron!
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5:01:07This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym – the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt…
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Show! (August 8, 2025)
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5:24:24Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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August 6, 2025: Ashley Cummings is BONKERZ! KarmicX! Steel Toe!
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6:26:03Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week’s adventures! Don’t bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn’t need your issues.By Patrick Melton
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July 31, 2025: Ashley Cummings Latest! Steel Toe SPIN! Bower Gets Real! Can Baumert Save Her?
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5:23:34Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it’s doing more damage than…
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July 28, 2025: The STEEL TOE 11th Anniversary Party WATCH ALONG!
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5:39:44The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pre…
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe ANNIVERSARY Roundtable Show! (July 25, 2025)
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3:31:11Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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July 23, 2025: ANNIVERSARY WEEK SUCKS! Kevin Brennan is Melting Down! Johnny Krutches is PATHETIC
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4:13:28Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO’s in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn’t be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a …
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July 17, 2025: Bower DEFLATES With Optimism! Chad Zumock FREELOADS at Florentine’s! Go Fund WHO?
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3:45:20Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies’ homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he’s never…
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July 15, 2025: Is MIKE DAVID Retarded? ASHLEY CUMMINGS is a Warm Mess! TRAINING TUESDAY!
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3:47:10Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out a…
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July 14, 2025: Chad Zumock CANNOT STOP Being Scum! Karmic REFUSES To Bend The Knee! Police PRANK!
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4:14:37Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently …
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July 8, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad Gets MORE New Shoes! Johnny Krutches DUMB Of The Week!
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4:17:45Tuesdays are for trouble, and we’ve got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what’s going on in the internet’s most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don’t move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out e…
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July 2, 2025: We Are Betting On THE EAGLES! Stream Interruption Imminent!
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38:29This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be!…
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July 1, 2025: MINNESOTA FILES: Stoney’s Bar & Grill REVEALED! Steel Toe Golf Tournament EXPOSED!
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4:10:39Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he’s excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte’s favorite biker bar, Stoney’s Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and …
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June 25, 2025: Getting LOCAL In SAINT CLOUD! Sentencing Day Arrives For AARON IMHOLTE!
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2:02:21Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don’t you worry – there’s content coming and it’s going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cop…
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COURT BREAKDOWN with Nick Rekieta! Aaron Imholte Goes To Jail AGAIN!
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2:21:06Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building…
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Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!
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6:54:07Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his…
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THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe PRE-SENTENCING Show! (June 20, 2025)
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4:02:39Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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