Any tip rat can fly now. Here is what happens when they do. Nick Cody & Luke Heggie catalogue the greatest air travel incidents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mid Flight Brawl Podcasts
In this week's ep, a dogdy dude's caught grabbing the wrong bags. ---------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows…
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No, it's not him, the old photos were shit... This week, John Henson goes off on a BA flight in this cold case from the late 1900's. (1998 to be exact). ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the h…
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This week, a hot headed looney get's put in his place... ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.…
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A Brooklyn illustrator who used to design frothy makeup ads turned her flight into a bad manicure—hair-pulling, spitting, and public meltdown packaged in designer chaos. ------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are hea…
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EPISODE 281 - AMERICAN EAGLE w/MARK NORMAND
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40:32Another week, another few cases of grubs on a low tier American airline in the sky. We are joined by US comedy superstar, Mark Normand, to break down some classique American Eagle stories, discuss athletes post-career moves and why Heggie & Mark insist on having old phones. Check Mark out on tour www.marknormandcomedy.com (Definitely not marknorman…
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This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event. ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4…
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This week, heading back from Tenerife to Liverpool, our protagonist can't keep her hands off her duty free... ------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite…
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This week, another lose unit, this time in the departure lounge.... _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only. Hobart…
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In this week's ep, a mother and son kick off on the way back to..... wait for it.... Manchester.. _______ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adela…
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In this week's episode, an English gardener abuses the crew and elderly passengers. ------------------ Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! (and before you ask, Adelaide…
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This week, a production assitant with a chip on her shoulder gets unruly. ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club (an…
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On a TUI flight to Türkiye, and female passenger offers some "inflight service" to a male passenger... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and th…
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This week, a Karen goes off, spitting, punching and scratching at a passanger, all because she doesn't know her history of racism... (oh and Garry with 2 R's the researcher, cops a few good blows too) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Pat…
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This week, two electricians arc up on a flight from Manchester to Mexico... ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll se…
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This week we're in Nashville with a space cadet Karen from Scotland. (Rad here - stay tuned at the end to hear Cody lose his shit over Heggie's internet connection from the 90's) ------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. As Patreon members, you get …
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This week, flying just a little high and pissing on a plane seat... what could possibly go wrong.. ---------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with our Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see y…
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As the title suggests, this week we share the charming ways of a real live Chad from the south of OOsa.. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne. BrisVegas is next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick before the fl…
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This week, another wanker that thinks he's better than everyone else, especially at being racist. --------------------------------- Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne. Sydney & BrisVegas are next month! As Patreon members, you get a week's head start on the filth. So get in quick be…
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Another week, another drunk Karen pissing herself at the airport. An “Executive Platinum Person” (her words) doesn’t make her flight after “2 vodkas in the lounge”. Berating cops dick sizes, jokes gone wrong, hitting staff, public urination…this has it all! Hey legends, we're back on the road again with live shows coming up in Sydney, Brisbane and …
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Another week, another drunk British mother in the sky. The boys are back with another story from the famous Beautician Triangle area. Turkey-yay to Manchester. Four wines down, fake teeth and her Dad apparently has a very important job. Is this lady invincible? Find out on this week’s MFB. ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 show Yuck…
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EPISODE 250 - XMAS BONUS - MELBOURNE LIVE
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1:03:15Episode 250. They said we'd never make it. Our last live show for the year with classic sky grubbery from a few Rock and Rollers. A huge thanks to the Patrons for keeping the lights on at MFBHQ. Merry Kwismas from the MFB crew. Here's to a great 2025 because you know air biffs will keep flying in! ----------------------------------- Heggie's 2025 s…
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Another week, another dad doing sky pingas. An American man decides that while Disneyland with his daughter has been fun, ecstasy on the flight home will be even better. He was wrong. Cody got hit up for drugs in Thailand, Heggie has a new favourite person and they try to figure out if a GoFundMe is needed for one of the boooiiizz. ----------------…
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EPISODE 247 - SLEEPING CANDIES AND HAND SHANDIES
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40:50Action packed MFB this week. A bloke offers candy to a kid. The Welsh are all beautiful people, including Tom Jones, obviously. And romance is far from dead. Thanks for listening. My name is Nick Cody, and I’m an irredeemable dropkick. ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC panel show guest (ding), A…
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Another week, another grub in the air. A Slap fighter goes off in this week's ep. ----------------------------------- OVER 50% SOLD! MELBOURNE NOVEMBER 22: Last Live show of 2024! Tickets Here! Heggie's tour "GROGAN" is on the road again! Whole lot of dates just added! ----------------------------------- Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (din…
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EPISODE 243 - SPIRIT AIRLINES AIN’T HOLY
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1:07:31SPIRIT AIRLINES AIN’T HOLY. A lunatic live broadcasts herself getting booted from a plane. Cussing, screaming, commentating. An absolute punish. Cody is off on a red carpet somewhere so I’m in charge of blurbs. I don’t know how long they usually are. Never seen one. But that’ll do me. I’m busy. ----------------------------------- MELBOURNE NOVEMBER…
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