Best Metru Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse 1:41:56

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Minnesota State Legislature Shootings (an episode we released two months after recording due to Nausi’s job search) Naus Gets Pessimistic About Protests (ends at 4:30) Naus’s Third Amendment Kink (begins at 4:30) Falklands War Discourse Nausicaä would like to apologize to the people of Argentina Deltarune 3&4 Thoughts The Return Of The Exposition R…

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Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field? 1:17:05

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Discussion topics: This Podcast Can Drink The Huss Nasties Twin Peaks The Wrong Station Kraata Wall Murder Complex? Bionicle Touhous Firebending Dads Nausicaä Gets Dunked On Really Hard Whenua's Shapeshifter Anxieties Blurring the Definition of a Rahi Chatting About Rahkshi Design Filipino Psychology and the Bechdel Test Nokama’s Paranoia New York …

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Episode 20: Kind of a Sports Episode? 1:19:08

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Sorry that you can hear both of us clicking on our goddamn mice throughout this. Discussion topics: Alcohol LARPing Airplane Podcasting Bionicle In Louisiana We Address The Acadian Expulsion Why Vahki Have Bone In It The Existential Horror of Being a Teenager The Time Tunnel The Matoran Walk Into A Trap Turaga Frederick of Prussia-Koro Figuring Out…

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Episode 19: “You’re Giving God Brain Damage! You Need To Research The Creatures!” 1:20:14

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The One True Libertarian In All Canada Seatsafetyswitch (https://seatsafetyswitch.com/post/173031559253/detomaso-pantera-honourable-death-like-tim) Stealing The Copper Wiring From The Government The Hilbert Scrotum Metru Nui Recap Comics (https://www.tumblr.com/leroleroart/751391026366873600/depression-comic) Not The Best News The Toa Had Heard All…

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Episode 18: Plant-Traumatic Stress Disorder 1:18:58

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Christmas Shopping The God Damn! News! Do Matoran Have Tailgate Parties? Hot Rock Grilling Explaining the Horrors To Brits Matau, Dying of Urban Decay Turning the Freaking Frogs Marvel To the Best Jordan Peterson Impression Naus Starts Kinning Whenua Writing Smart Characters An Official Lesbionicle Video Game Recommendation The Boston of Metru Nui …

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Episode 17: Milf rights, Eh, Brother-Toa 1:17:01

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Grover Cleveland, Blood Boogers, and Human Resilience Bionicle to the Future II Man Who Has Never Seen Cops The Fire Pits Metru Nui Alienation From Labor Living In An Unconscious God Yaoi in the Archives VahkiStun Staffs Reifying Racial Hierarchies https://www.tumblr.com/crystaltoa/732480476314517504/interesting-to-think-about-what-each-vahki-stun …

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Episide 16: Metru Nui Moralintern 1:20:55

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Sorry Nausicaä sounds like shit again; laptop issues. Follow us on Tumblr at lesbioniclepod Follow us on Twitter at lesbioniclep Send us mail at [email protected] Lawn Binary Generational Humor Differences A Kind Of Heavy Episode Start About Parental Failure We Saw The TV Glow Justice For Ehrye The Dystopian Implications of Shitty Matora…

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Episode 15: Don't Let Ahkmou Make Your Video Game 1:47:16

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Preschooler Snacks Bionicle Power Mukbang Podcast Gnosis Initial Bionicle Exposure Illegal Lego Techniques Gol D. Roger’s Life-Sized Keerakh The Progression of Bionicle Edginess Your Thesis Advisor’s Criminal Escapades Unprepared Adult Toa God’s MRI Scan Kapura is Here Cherchez le Ahkmou Vakama’s Moral OCD Bionicle Material Culture God’s MRI Scan F…

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A Focused, In-Depth Bionicle Analysis Podcast For Once 1:09:18

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Milf Gender Euphoria Velveteen! is in Howl’s Moving Castle Sondheim’s Updated Assassins The Goddamn USPOL Akhmou’s InfoWars Palpatine’s Journey Hahli Scuttling Interminable Crafting Systems The Goddamn Linguistics Akhmou Learnt His Lesson! :) Video Game Crunch Culture Hahli’s Daoist Amnesia The Virtue of Purity Fire Toa Character Analysis Trans Fil…

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Episode 13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven 1:25:36

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E13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven Nausicaä’s Divorce Proceedings Makuta Does SEO To Us Draconian Blood Baby (antisemitism warning around 8:30-9:00) The Accidental Transgenderism of Takua Wet Ass Kraata Irish Microconfusion Vakama’s Eyebrows Jaller Nationalism Moments Batman Throwing Swords At A Cop Kolhii Match Relationship Drama Play Well! Boulder…

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Episode 12: Ahkmou (Ahkmou) 1:24:46

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This episode was recorded on Nausicaä's Bluetooth mic, like a dumbass. Sorry for how she sounds. HR Giger Dog Armor Friday (On a Tuesday) https://zegalba.tumblr.com/post/723318622832984064/hr-giger-armor-for-a-dog-1968 4:00 – 7:30 Donald Trump Antipope Fleetway Comics The Secrets of Bovril Lewa’s Adventure Bionicle Spider-Man Lewa’s Continued Trans…

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Episode 11: Makuta's Terrible Fursona 1:43:47

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Alex Jones’ Judgment of Paris A Rhubarb and Stock Futures Podcast Surface Pressure Gali’s 14-Year-Old Girl Behavior A Cave Of One’s Journal Nokama: A Realistic Flawed Person Gali: A Realistic “Emotionally Intelligent Friend” Nausicaä and Emma Earn an Iron Urn Do Bionicles Make Tea? Bionicle Scorpion and the Frog The Kaiser Wilhelm Scream Garteposti…

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Episode 10: Detransition, Toa 1:16:35

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A Weird Wal-Mart Parking Lot To Die On Ceiling-Based Horror Explaining Cannibalism To Children Takua is June Egbert Maria Dahvana Headley Bionicle Nuju’s Bird Slur Onewa’s Hands-Off Parenting Baby’s First Themes Tumblr Sexyman Vakama Pohatu Du Bois The New Canadian Armed Forces Insignia (The logo) Would The Toa Mata Survive The Terror? Why Are You,…

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Episode 9: Processed Bionicle Podcast Product 1:25:48

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Podcasting Tea Podcast Sacrifices Lime Plastic Disease Do Matoran Make Straw? Toa Kiryuu I’m Taking the Bohrok Away Until You Guys Calm Down Not a Hoax, Not a Dream, Not an Imaginary Tale! Autistic Queen Gahlok-Kal Onua’s Homophobic Moment Emma Shares Lewa’s Kink Bohrok School (We realized after recording that it's chronologically possible that tun…

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Episode 8: The Oncelerfication of Makuta by the Coward Lesbionicle 1:20:25

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Episode recorded in May 2023, last of the backlog episodes Bionicle Spaghetti Western Quick-Draw Duels in Movies Dock and Ball Torture: Naus Explains Docking Fetish Socket BallTorture Gay Makuta Cyberpunk Cowboy Setting Anti-Nuvapronouns A Serious Discussion of Misogyny in Fandom and Media Do Bionicles Make Bullets? A Libertarian Walks Into a Kane-…

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Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game but the AI is Self-Aware 2:16:13

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Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game, but the AI Is Self-Aware (episode recorded in May 2023, as the incredibly topical British monarchy jokes will show) Breakroom 95 Theses Charles’ Coronation Regular Hessian vs. Canadian Revolutionary Taipu and Nausicaä Experience the Beauty of Le-Koro Blue Mask Gender Thesis it is with heavy heart that I must ann…

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Episode 6: I went to Po-Koro and all I got was this lousy rock 1:26:03

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Not April Fools, we are actually back. for real. (The episode was recorded April 2023) Topics of discussion Emma’s Pronouns Political Cave Paintings Bohrok 9 and Toa Sisko Spades Flirting Nausicaä’s Nuva Cube Bohrok Reparative Justice The Bohrok-Kal Know The Roman Alphabet Of Course You Have Nuva Armor and Pronouns Humanstuck Kopaka/Kopaka Initiati…

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Episode 5: The Bohrok Come To McDonald’s ® 1:23:44

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In this episode, the Bohrok do a lot of mundane domestic tasks We bring up a certain Anishinaabe spirit, the name of which is taboo and which has been heavily appropriated and spread around pop culture around 00:07:20 briefly (it's obvious in context what it is); we went with bleeping it out but are open to other solutions/suggestions. Podcast Sema…

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Episode 4: Lewa's Maid Outfit 1:40:24

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In today's episode, the bohrok arc starts, and things begin to get weird Disclaimers: unreality from 0:28:45 to 0:32:00, brief discussions of suicidal ideation and voluntary hospitalization around 0:51:00, some discussion of empathy vs. ACAB from 1:30:30 to 1:34:00. Hard-Boiled Egg Detective Bionicle Butches Dating Site Advice Metru Nui Twitter App…

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Episode 3: The Kaita Prophecies 1:59:01

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In today's episode, we talk a lot about combiner models, and make a lot of twitter jokes that were topical when this was recorded in November 2022 (The absolutely wild Kaita "building Instructions") Disclaimers: at 0:33:15, we briefly use the term "word salad"; we became aware after recording that this is a term used in the diagnosis of schizophren…

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Episode 2: Do Matoran Dream of Electric Rahi? 2:18:18

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-- Canada-Nui and Oregon-Wahi -- Anglish -- Historical Warriors: Maori vs. Normans -- Filipino Bionicle -- Podcasting Mechs -- Friend of the Podcast Ad Spot -- MeUndies Prevent You From Going Into A Coma -- Do Bionicles Eat? -- Taxonomy Exercises -- Tentacular Vibe -- Verse-Jumping Into The Berenstein Timeline -- Exploding Fruit -- Bionicle Mouthpa…

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Lesbionicle 1: The Harvey Milk of Metru Nui 2:42:42

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In the debut episode of our podcast, we answer the ultimate question in life: What is Bionicle, exactly? List Of Topics -Tentacles and Holes - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Will Be In Lesbionicle - Visorak Taxonomy - Tahu the Blorbo - Lego Vidiyo and the Modern Internet - Could Transitioning Have Saved Her, Bionicle Edition - Butch Exo-Force - Metru Nu…

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Episode 2 - Quick as Heck! 37:05

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In our quickest episode to be released ever, we talk about Hero Factory FM 4 & 5, the laggy and horrible game, the newly revealed shots of the TV show, as well as our own opinions on Bionicle's Legacy and the fans. Stay Tuned!Recorded: Monday, 24th August 2010Released: Tuesday, 25th August 2010By The Wiki Metru Leadership

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Episode 1 - Camel Beating 30:31

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In our first ever episode, we talk about the first comic, our opinions on the sets, as well as the upcoming Hero Factory Game. And we realize when two of us are sleepy, and the other one is hungry, things go horribly right.By The Wiki Metru Leadership

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Episode 22: WTYP: The Metru Nui Chute Collapse 1:41:56

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Episode 21: Some Kind of Energy Field? 1:17:05

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Episode 20: Kind of a Sports Episode? 1:19:08

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Episode 19: “You’re Giving God Brain Damage! You Need To Research The Creatures!” 1:20:14

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Episode 18: Plant-Traumatic Stress Disorder 1:18:58

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Episode 17: Milf rights, Eh, Brother-Toa 1:17:01

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Episide 16: Metru Nui Moralintern 1:20:55

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Episode 15: Don't Let Ahkmou Make Your Video Game 1:47:16

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A Focused, In-Depth Bionicle Analysis Podcast For Once 1:09:18

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Episode 13: All Ussal Crabs Go To Heaven 1:25:36

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Episode 12: Ahkmou (Ahkmou) 1:24:46

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Episode 11: Makuta's Terrible Fursona 1:43:47

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Episode 10: Detransition, Toa 1:16:35

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Episode 9: Processed Bionicle Podcast Product 1:25:48

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Episode 8: The Oncelerfication of Makuta by the Coward Lesbionicle 1:20:25

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Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game but the AI is Self-Aware 2:16:13

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Episode 6: I went to Po-Koro and all I got was this lousy rock 1:26:03

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Episode 5: The Bohrok Come To McDonald’s ® 1:23:44

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Episode 4: Lewa's Maid Outfit 1:40:24

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Episode 3: The Kaita Prophecies 1:59:01

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Episode 2: Do Matoran Dream of Electric Rahi? 2:18:18

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Lesbionicle 1: The Harvey Milk of Metru Nui 2:42:42

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Episode 2 - Quick as Heck! 37:05

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Episode 1 - Camel Beating 30:31