Best Manscape Podcasts (2026)

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Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident 58:37

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6d ago58:37

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From accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving. Inside: – A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related – How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy…

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Manscaping with a Switchblade (S4 E3) 38:11

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God is back and sassier than ever in this week’s episode! He starts off as we’ve come to expect, focusing excessively on the importance of nightlights and musical instruments. But once the Israelites start whining about how the food was better in Egypt (seriously?!), he lays down the punishment in a big way, sending them enough plague-riddled quail…

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Stone the Optimists (S4 E4) 41:51

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The Israelites try their hand at spycraft this week, sending people to scout out the land of Canaan. They steal some mutant grapes and bring back reports of giant people and tiny horses, which scares everyone so much that they wish they were still enslaved. God snaps, threatening to wipe everyone out. After Moses talks him down, God settles on some…

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Witchcraft Punch Card (S4 E2) 35:54

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If you were hoping for a big battle scene this week after last week’s army muster, well, too bad! Instead of marching his awesome new army into battle, God continues to coach the tribe of Levi in interior decoration and puts in place some very unusual (and badly named) rituals for getting past the velvet rope to his club. He then throws a fun date …

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Scottish Techno (S4 E1) 38:27

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True to its name, Season 4: Numbers opens with lots and lots of numbers, as God gets jittery about the neighbors and conscripts all men over 20 into his army. The costume department rises to the challenge with a terrific collection of tribe-specific uniform designs, which will of course never be made available in the official show shop. The Levites…

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Canonical Lord of the Rings (S3 review) 50:09

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Marcus and Deanna review Season 3: Leviticus! Will God finally let Moses take a day off? What kind of punishment is appropriate for using stupid corporate expressions? What happens when sexy fan fiction meets a classic country tune? We discuss all this and more, plus the winner of the season-wide Weirdest Name competition and some exciting updates …

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She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60 1:06:38

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What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dic…

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Dwelling in Superman’s Booth (S3 E3) 44:35

2M ago44:35

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In this final episode of the season, God brain-dumps the last of his laws while practicing his best flight-attendant voice and wearing his best pair of jeans. We hear that priests must marry virgins, can’t have any physical defects, and a bunch of other cringy, retrograde stuff that we’ve come to expect from this out-of-touch boomer. He also makes …

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Secret Twilight Fan (S3 E2) 47:42

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God’s call-in radio show pivots to cooking tips this episode, revealing his preferences for hooves, cud, fins, scales, and grasshoppers. Then God shows his germophobic side, laying down some rules about how to handle sores on your beard or when your bedsheets get icky – and the makeup department’s work on all of the diseased extras is not for the f…

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She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59 1:02:10

2M ago1:02:10

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From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – …

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Car Talk but for Sacrifices (S3 E1) 42:26

2M ago42:26

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Season 3 opens with God at the mic of his new call-in radio show, where he solves all of your sin-related problems. Accidentally overheard an oath? Sacrifice an animal! Touched something unclean? Sacrifice an animal! Trespassed on your neighbor’s field? You guessed it — sacrifice an animal! The priests get to eat all of the burned-up leftovers from…

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Steampunk Tabernacle (S2 review) 48:56

3M ago48:56

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Marcus and Deanna review all of Season 2: Exodus! They discuss God’s introverted tendencies, spread rumors about a schism on the writing team, reimagine the tabernacle, speculate on the similarities between Moses and a honey badger, and try to settle the issue of what’s up with Aaron’s leadership style once and for all. Plus, of course, find out th…

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I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58 53:23

3M ago53:23

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From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt p…

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Gritty Care Bears (S2 E10) 35:44

3M ago35:44

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Season 2 finale! The Israelites, led by head artisans Bedazzle and Fancy Drapery Care Bear, follow God’s divine Ikea instructions to finally build the tabernacle. Moses oversees the process under his veil while Aaron disappears into the background whenever God comes around. When the tabernacle is complete, God descends in a cloud, partly for dramat…

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Brokeback Mount Sinai (S2 E9) 43:11

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God (finally!) wraps up his long-winded presentation on top of Mount Sinai. Meanwhile, spurred on by the forceful head of the Hebrew Complaint Brigade and some short-term memory loss, the people demand that Aaron make a weird-looking statue of a baby animal for them to worship. Moses literally breaks up their party and administers some hardcore pun…

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I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57 1:01:50

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This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner wh…

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Moses Sends Skull Emojis (S2 E8) 44:50

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God continues his very detail-oriented corporate keynote presentation to Moses. To add insult to injury, God names Moses’s brother, Aaron, as the first high priest. For this new role, Aaron will need some fancy linen underwear, a bejeweled Breastplate of Judgment, and enough bells to break his bird-hunting habit for good. Moses commiserates with Zi…

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God's TED Talk (S2 E7) 33:54

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God does his best Steve Jobs impression with a keynote presentation about building the world’s gaudiest tablet case. After coercing the Israelites into contributing to his Kickstarter, God specifies the materials and dimensions for a tabernacle, made of badger skins, show bread, and lots and lots of gold. While Moses takes diligent notes in God’s l…

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I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56 52:09

4M ago52:09

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There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not …

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Employment-Related Piercing (S2 E6) 42:40

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Emboldened by his bestselling ‘top ten laws’, God tries his hand at creating some lesser ones. Peering down from his cloud at the top of Mount Sinai, God watches while the newly freed Israelites let loose at the First Annual Mount Sinai Music Festival. But they’ll need to sober up and follow all these new rules if they want to avoid a smiting or oc…

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I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55 45:08

4M ago45:08

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This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A…

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Chat GPT (God Prophet Telephone) (S2 E5) 41:28

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Moses is suffering under the heavy demands of his job: sitting in judgment over every petty disagreement the Hebrews can come up with, and dealing with an ace prosecutor to boot. His father-in-law Jethro suggests he avoid burn-out by starting a sprawling bureaucratic pyramid scheme and taking only the biggest cases. God steps in to help further by …

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We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54 48:57

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This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The …

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Anything Can Happen When You Sneeze (S2 E4) 51:34

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God loads up Google Maps and directs the Israelites towards Canaan via the Red Sea, which he divides in two with the mother of all sneezes. Pharaoh pops back up for one final scare before disappearing beneath the waves, along with his 600 pimped-out chariots. Although the Israelites couldn’t pack any desert hiking essentials, they did remember the …

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We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53 45:37

5M ago45:37

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This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom. Check out all things Brandon here: Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/ Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom Sex Menu: https://…

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God Is Anti-Donkey (S2 E3) 40:02

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The plagues continue with swarms of monstrous bugs, things that go bump in the night, and straight up murder. Moses stars in ten seconds of an awesome action movie before it’s back to the now-familiar pattern of death, destruction, and Pharaoh’s clogged arteries. The Hebrews finally get to leave Egypt, much to the delight of the tiny number of surv…

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He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52 53:31

5M ago53:31

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This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbati…

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Knee-Deep in Dead Frogs (S2 E2) 43:52

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After God fails to boost workplace morale, he attempts to use Moses to free the Hebrews from slavery while giving Pharaoh a case of heart disease. Seven disgusting plagues and one classic arcade game later, Pharaoh’s arteries are hard as rocks, but the Hebrews are still enslaved. But forget about God’s rookie negotiating mistakes – you’ve never bef…

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In Case of Emergency, Circumcise (S2 E1) 48:54

5M ago48:54

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We open Season 2 with a Pharaoh who takes a Thanos-like approach to solving overpopulation by killing all of the male Hebrew babies. One lucky tot rides the rapids in a mini-ark instead and is adopted by the princess, who names him Moses. Moses steps away from his privileged upbringing to embrace a more Batman lifestyle, and then has to get the hel…

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He Hid His Ex’s Engagement Ring… While Planning a New Life | Ep 51 58:14

5M ago58:14

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This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history. Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a futu…

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I Squirted All Over His Xbox | Ep 50 55:23

6M ago55:23

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Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A work…

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Cleanliness Is Next To Me-ness (S1 review) 41:40

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Marcus and Deanna review Season 1: Genesis. Is a shadowy figure secretly pulling God’s strings from behind the scenes? What’s the best use for the ark now that shooting is done? What counts as a blessing anyway? Tune in for the answers to all of these questions and more, plus the winners of the season-wide Weirdest Name competition! Advertising Inq…

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He Blew Raspberries on My Clit… Then Came Like a Warhorn | Ep 49 59:58

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We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E. This week brings: - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back – A confession that turns from quiet car he…

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Got a Dick Piercing for the Lads… Then Tapped Out Mid Shag | Ep 48 56:45

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From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy: – A listener gets…

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Cameo From The Undertaker (S1 E12) 45:32

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Season finale! Jacob comes down with an acute case of “I’m gonna die soon” and gathers his sons for one last chance to complain about that time Reuben had sex with Jacob’s concubine. Jacob also attempts to bless Joseph’s sons but Joseph comes out of left field with an obsession about using the “right” hand. Asher appears destined to run a world cla…

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I Came in the Car… Then Crashed It | Ep 47 1:03:03

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From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you lik…

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Pimp My Chariot (S1 E11) 44:58

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Joseph pulls the plug on his revenge plans after his brothers turn their groveling up to 11. Joseph removes his glasses in a Clark-Kent-to-Superman-style striptease, but his brothers don’t believe it’s him until Benjamin confirms the match with his cool sci-fi de-cloaking device. Following this tearful reunion, the brothers try to convince their da…

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He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46 1:02:09

7M ago1:02:09

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This week’s episode is absolute filth in all the right ways. We kick off with a high-tech vibrator that plays music inside your body, followed by listener confessions that range from belly button fetishes to spank-happy boobs and unicorn threesome dilemmas. Then it gets properly unhinged. – A sugar baby seduces her boyfriends neighbour after gettin…

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Vampiric Bovine Scenario (S1 E10) 46:54

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When Pharaoh’s sleep is disrupted by terrifying dreams of vampire cows, he springs world-renowned Dream Reader Joseph from jail. Joseph concludes that seven years of famine can be prevented by opening a brewery and setting up a strong social security system. Delighted by this news, Pharaoh makes Joseph his right-hand man and supermarket manager. Jo…

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She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45 1:04:48

7M ago1:04:48

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This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire. We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdo…

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Big Pullout Game (S1 E9) 50:29

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Joseph is out and proud with a fancy coat from his adoring father. Between that and his obsession with reading his dream journal out loud, the rest of his brothers have had enough and sell him into slavery. Judah has three sons, all of whom he aims to marry to Tamar, since she makes the best Thanksgiving casserole that anyone has ever tasted. Unfor…

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He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44 1:20:16

7M ago1:20:16

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This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one. In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing y…

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God Joins the WWE (S1 E8) 50:16

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Jacob freaks out about seeing Esau again and immediately ranks his household by their human-shield potential. God overdoes his attempts to lift Jacob’s spirits by staging an all-night wrestling match. Several dozen clotheslines later, Jacob is left with a broken hip and new name, Israel. Luckily for The Artist Formerly Known As Jacob, Esau turns ou…

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Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43 1:10:42

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00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?By Luke & Chelsea

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Rachel Pimps Jacob Out for Root Vegetables (S1 E7) 58:48

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On his way to Haran, Jacob uses a random stone as a pillow and has trippy dreams with distinct Led Zeppelin vibes. Speaking of stones, Jacob lifts a huge one with just his erection and then signs a seven-year employment contract in exchange for marrying the boss’s daughter, Rachel. Unfortunately, her father Laban enforces a strict “first-out-of-wom…

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Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42 1:07:38

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This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence? We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embar…

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Hellboy + Elmo + Teen Wolf vs. Goatman (S1 E6) 45:09

8M ago45:09

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Rebecca gets pregnant with some “special help” from God. It’s twins! The first, Esau, has an unfortunate resemblance to Elmo crossed with Hellboy. His awful luck continues when he trades his birthright for some off-brand baked beans from his mild-mannered brother, Jacob. Jacob gets pressured into wearing goatskin to steal a magic one-use-only bless…

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The Fart Symphony & Chelsea’s Naughty Confession | Ep 41 1:07:03

8M ago1:07:03

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08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You RatherBy Luke & Chelsea

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Camel Vending Machine (S1 E5) 39:15

8M ago39:15

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After Sarah dies, Abraham pushes his HR policies to breaking point to recruit his oldest servant into getting a wife for Isaac. After surpassing the lowest bar imaginable, and impressed by some new bling, Rebekah returns with the servant and finds Isaac “meditating” in a field. It’s a match made in heaven…until he insists that their first time is i…

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The Crusty Rabbit and Filthy Fortunes | Ep 40 1:03:01

8M ago1:03:01

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00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?By Luke & Chelsea