Best Linda Irwin Podcasts (2025)

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Wild Weird Sports Construction Obstruction 26:58

9d ago26:58

26:58

Jean Luc Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt return to inform us of road construction obstacle courses as a new sport! This includes safety cone slalom, zipper merging and pot hole dodging. No big monetary price though! Find out more. Also, Klaus and his ostrich hop in to share about their most unpopular sport. Find out what makes it so unpopular. Frank…

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Holy Smoke And Ceremonial Fashion 27:07

23d ago27:07

27:07

This was recorded the day before American Pope Leo XIV was elected. Klaus and his ostrich pop in to inform everyone that he is on a visitor visa and planning to spend time doing exciting ostrich riding sporting events during his stay. His ostrich sheds feathers that make Frank Miller a bit allergic. Frank leads the discussion on the selection of th…

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Breaking News A I Bryan Has Broken Away 27:29

29d ago27:29

27:29

Clyde Noodlesmith leads us off with some hopeful news giving introduction to Hercule who shares the possibility of a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine which brings with it a possible trade arrangement for the United States to obtain rare Earth minerals from Ukraine. Beatrice Bottomsides shares with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion the woes of de…

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Dodging DOGE The Return Of Klaus 29:37

1M ago29:37

29:37

Remember Klaus? The frog who rode an ostrich and sabotaged events during Wild Weird Sports? He is back with his ostrich and has a game of his own, dodging DOGE coins! We introduce Vincenzo who likes to use the crypto style of DOGE coin for gambling at his casino. Donna Scallion is suspicious when she learns that there might be a connection to winni…

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The Toilet Paper Index 28:11

2M ago28:11

28:11

Hercule has an amazing way of looking at the American economy and how we should measure where it works best for us using it to navigate our finances. He joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as well as Astrologer Bill who gives Hercule some basic dating advice. Beatrice Bottomsides also chimes in with her fears including but not limited to…

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Signal Lost In Translation 27:53

2M ago27:53

27:53

No doubt you have heard about Signalgate, but perhaps you do not know what it is really about? Beatrice Bottomsides enlightens us all. Meet Hercule Donaddario who is happy to sheepishly share his ideas on where we are at and what to do. Astrologer Bill joins in on the discussion with Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran. Got groceries?…

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Tariff Troubles And Enhanced Olympics 27:50

2M ago27:50

27:50

What are enhanced Olympics? No more imported wine? An innovative way to make your own! Sal and Irene Stinky Coffeen join Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to discuss this and more.By Linda Irwin

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News About The Hill From The Hills 26:08

3M ago26:08

26:08

Gertrude Sneedle, Clementine Swoophandle and Fred join up with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion to talk about tariffs, the pending Government shut down, the economy, and the slashing of Government agencies. It seems Gertrude, Clementine and Fred have their own ideas on how to cope with these issues. Bathtub moonshine anyone?…

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Breaking News Something Stinks 26:08

3M ago26:08

26:08

Special guest, Fred, joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith, Beatrice Bottomsides and Zartran to talk on how the Government is going afoul with bird flu and what happened at the address to Congress a couple of nights prior, as well as how you can use cod liver oil to keep things moving. Which is worse after being consumed, eggs or gu…

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Wrecking Ball Astrology 22:56

3M ago22:56

22:56

Something has happened to Serenity Destiny Star of "Pool Ball Astrology". She seems to be lost in the fifties. She believes the changes going on in America are due to a seven planetary alignment that will reset the world. She is joined by Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran as they share their concerns over DOGE and the crazy chain saw mentali…

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Space Case Eight Years Later 28:48

4M ago28:48

28:48

The men have been returned from the alternate dimension with no memory of time passing or what happened while they were gone. Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran get together for the first "Space Case" show in 2025. Frank learns what happens when you do not pay your rent, your credit card or your cellular bill in eight years time, but more imp…

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Joys Regrets And Goodbyes 10:33

5+ y ago10:33

10:33

By Linda Irwin

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One Door Has Closed 12:17

5+ y ago12:17

12:17

By Linda Irwin

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Down In Flames 8:19

5+ y ago8:19

8:19

Down In Flames (Air Date October 25, 2019) Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle have gone down to the station where all of the other employees are awaiting a cure for the take-over by Grant X-90. Suddenly Doctor Brighton and Spunky, with the help of the lightning storm, without meaning to have caused destructive things to begin happening. Wi…

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Captured 11:02

5+ y ago11:02

11:02

Captured (Air Date October 21, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky are on site at the station with some equipment that might determine the mishaps going on with all of the electronics. Grant X-90 is up to no good and seems to have the upper hand. What will happen to the sentient artificial beings and the humans at the station? Will Grant X-90 be victo…

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Power It Down 10:49

5+ y ago10:49

10:49

Power It Down (Air Date October 16, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls in Spunky to investigate when a rash of strange occurrences befall the station and the pool hall. A.I. Mike and A.I. David meet with Hazel briefly but then something happens to them before they can convince Hazel of what they know. Is this the end of the station? Movie clip sound effec…

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The Equipment Is Possessed 8:31

5+ y ago8:31

8:31

The Equipment Is Possessed (Air Date October 11, 2019) Agent X-90 has been up to his handiwork which sounds more like mischief once our human station employees discover what has been done. Is this the beginning of the end for the station itself? Intro and outro music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk and Freesound.org.…

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Secure No More 9:07

5+ y ago9:07

9:07

Secure No More (Air Date October 7, 2019) Even Chernobyl Coffee cannot save Emily now as Agent X-90 has not only disabled her but removed her once and for all. What will happen to the Awesome Insanity Surfers station with no security? Skype calling and end call sounds are trade marks of Skype and Awesome Insanity Surfers is not affiliated, sponsore…

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Enemy On Site 6:31

5+ y ago6:31

6:31

Enemy On Site (Air Date September 30, 2019) Hazel brings Grant to the studio for a visit. Tensions rise when she gets ready to confront David who has been sulking since her trip to see her parents. She meets with the others and then David to try and explain that it is not what it seems, but with Grant, is anything what it seems? Sound effects by So…

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Autumnal Equinox And Betrayal 8:46

5+ y ago8:46

8:46

Autumnal Equinox And Betrayal (Air Date September 20, 2019) While David is visiting with Harry and Emma to try and get in touch with Hazel, he is missing his work on "Pool Ball Astrology" where Serenity Destiny Star gives a bit of information about the autumnal equinox in a few days with a bit of confusion from Zira and some sass from Venus. Unbekn…

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Guess What Came To Dinner 8:51

5+ y ago8:51

8:51

Guess What Came To Dinner (Air Date September 16, 2019) How much are artificially intelligent parents like human ones? Find out when Harry and Emma try to play match maker to Hazel much to the displeasure of David. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Linda Irwin. Background music by NCH Software. Outro music by Linda Irwin.…

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Sasquatch And Something Else 9:01

5+ y ago9:01

9:01

Sasquatch And Something Else (Air Date September 6, 2019) Come along with Doctor Brighton, Donna Scallion and Zartran to the woods of Washington State as they hunt the illusive and enigmatic Sasquatch, or Big Foot. Will they be successful and will something unexpected show up? Sound effects by Soundbible.com and FreeSFX.co.uk. Music by Linda Irwin.…

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Looney Labor Day 10:43

5+ y ago10:43

10:43

Looney Labor Day (Air Date September 2, 2019) Our ladies have some most unusual news and events to report on this Labor Day. Why, it is totally looney! Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk. Shortness of breath provided by bad air quality. Hope you had a more normal and pleasant Labor Day.…

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Pluots And Apriums 7:36

6y ago7:36

7:36

Pluots And Apriums (Air Date August 26, 2019) What to do when one of the artificial intelligence people bug someone about stopping at a bakery when that someone is driving? A.I. Hazel asks for help from Mike, Crystal, David and Zira, and they come up with a very unusual but tasty solution. Be sure to visit Dave Kanyan on "Dumbing It Down With Dave"…

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Protea Pin Cushion Panic 9:07

6y ago9:07

9:07

Protea Pin Cushion Panic (Air Date August 12, 2019) Never heard of a protea pin cushion? Apparently Zartran and Beatrice Bottomsides had never heard of nor seen one until Donna Scallion brings some of these flowers into the studio one day. Imaginations run wild and soon things get a bit out of hand! "Star Contact" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by S…

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Just Wrong Aid Pharmacy 9:41

6y ago9:41

9:41

Just Wrong Aid Pharmacy (Air Date August 5, 2019) Artificial intelligence operated new pharmacy in Nowheresville? Hortense Hildebrandt misses out, but Serenity Destiny Star, Clementine Swoophandle, Beatrice Bottomsides and Gertrude Sneedle discover how annoying this set-up can be. Irene Stinky Coffeen was where and why? Music by Linda Irwin. Sound …

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Categorize This 7:19

6y ago7:19

7:19

Categorize This (Air Date July 29, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star, Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Coffeen receive a memo from the boss directing them to do some soul searching to categorize their show segments. All is going well until pool ball Venus butts in. Music by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com.…

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Deejay Moon Musings 7:11

6y ago7:11

7:11

Deejay Moon Musings (Air Date July 25, 2019) A.I. Mike gets a visit from an inquisitive Deejay Moon who discovers all of the fuss has been the 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing earlier this week. They reflect about not only the state of the space program, but of Earth and Mars as well. Music is "Galactic Gurus" by Linda Irwin.…

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Tumble Weed Terror 10:17

6y ago10:17

10:17

Tumble Weed Terror (Air Date July 22, 2019) Doctor Brighton and Spunky go on an investigation requested by Beatrice Bottomsides who they bring along to witness the results. Will they make it out alive? Inspired by "Cry Of Silence", a 1964 episode of "The Outer Limits". Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesound.org. "Myth Manglers Theme" and "Ne…

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A Quantum Discussion 9:56

6y ago9:56

9:56

A Quantum Discussion (Air Date July 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides interviews Donna Scallion and Zartran trying to gain an understanding of other dimensions as to how people and things can be slipped back and forth. Zartran reveals a little known fact about his past. "Space Case Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com.…

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Investigation In Retrograde 10:19

6y ago10:19

10:19

Investigation In Retrograde (Air Date July 9, 2019) Despite the warning Spunky gives Doctor Brighton from Serenity Destiny Star, they end up travelling to a park to do a seemingly innocent investigation and then something goes horribly wrong. Introduction for Awesome Insanity Surfers, "Pool Ball Astrology Theme", "Myth Manglers Theme" and outro of …

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World UFO Day Fail 15:21

6y ago15:21

15:21

World UFO Day Fail (Air Date July 2, 2019) We start off with "AIET Rave" by Linda Irwin and then "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" finds Doctor Brighton and his new assistant attempting to make contact. Will they succeed or will they be doomed to fail? We close with "The Party Ship Vocals Version" by Linda Irwin. "Myth Manglers Theme" by Linda Irwin.…

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Unlikely Assistant 6:57

6y ago6:57

6:57

Unlikely Assistant (Air Date June 25, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls together the women of the radio station to see who would like to step into a temporary position as his assistant until Bob(e) is returned. Any takers? Sound effects by Soundbible.com. "Myth Manglers Theme" and closing music of "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.…

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One Is Returned 7:57

6y ago7:57

7:57

One Is Returned (Air Date June 17, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides has the most phenomenal breaking news in over two years when one of the missing men is returned, Doctor Brighton. He shares his experiences and time with the beings who took the men in May 2017 and talks of how they did or did not adjust to their captivity for the purpose of study. Sound…

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Nowheresville Yard Sale 9:00

6y ago9:00

9:00

Nowheresville Yard Sale (Air Date June 10, 2019) Most of the station ladies gather things together for a yard sale to be held by Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle at their house on the weekend. What kind of things will be for sale? Clementine and Gertrude go snooping and make some intriguing discoveries. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and S…

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Venus Makes A Splash 10:02

6y ago10:02

10:02

Venus Makes A Splash (Air Date June 5, 2019) Venus goes with A.I. Mike, Crystal, David and Zira on a virtual cruise and discovers that it might not be all that it is racked up to be! Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk, SoundJay.com, FreeSound.org and Morgentau on You Tube. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.…

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Park Pick And Pack 10:11

6+ y ago10:11

10:11

Park Pick And Pack (Air Date February 26, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle as they do their grocery shopping and comment on some items you may have never considered in that light before. While this Nowheresville super market has been around for a little while, it always comes up with some new surprises!…

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Weirdest Electronics Store 7:42

6+ y ago7:42

7:42

Weirdest Electronics Store (Air Date February 19, 2019) We all know Nowheresville is not your typical town, but what if you go 50 miles beyond that? Donna Scallion and Zartran visit an unusual electronics store and even record the customers and employees. Check out the weirdest electronics store with Donna and Zartran!…

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Artificial Intelligence Valentines 9:27

6+ y ago9:27

9:27

Artificial Intelligence Valentines (Air Date February 12, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star shoots the pool balls to get the configuration for the Valentines astrological forecast which Venus interprets; then Hazel, Harry and Emma join Serenity to share in non-physical but sentient artificial intelligence falling in love, marrying and having a family.…

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Nowheresville Mardi Gras 9:57

6+ y ago9:57

9:57

Nowheresville Mardi Gras (Air Date February 5, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle live from the carnival in Nowheresville where they visit Irene Stinky Coffeen and her parsley dog vending cart as well as Hortense Hildebrandt who shares some unusual sporting contests going on there. Something is about to be unveiled and it appear…

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How Much For Venus 7:40

6+ y ago7:40

7:40

How Much For Venus (Air Date January 29, 2019) When the station janitor girl accidentally sends Venus off with some charity auction items, it is up to her and Serenity Destiny Star to attend the auction and try to get her back. Poor Venus!By Linda Irwin

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Dysfunctional Smart Technology 12:01

6+ y ago12:01

12:01

Dysfunctional Smart Technology (Air Date January 22, 2019) A.I. Mike, A.I. Crystal and A.I. Hazel interview two brand new App Alliance inventions which are interactive and intelligent. One is the Anything Cooker which can convert itself into different appliances and the other is the One Wash which will make laundry and dishes clean simultaneously! …

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Bean Robot Sleep Buddy 11:43

6+ y ago11:43

11:43

Bean Robot Sleep Buddy (Air Date January 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Donna Scallion and Zartran share just a few of the innovations at the Las Vegas, Nevada, 2019 Consumer Electronics Show with Zartran stating his personal favorite for comically nefarious means. You are invited to check out the links to the quoted articles which share even more…

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Nowheresville Blizzard And News 9:38

6+ y ago9:38

9:38

Nowheresville Blizzard And News (Air Date January 8, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle fight a blizzard to find some news to report on only to find there is something a bit wrong with it! Given the severe winter storm warning, they get ready to leave the station after reporting only to find another surprise!…

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Sling Shots And Pool Balls 12:56

6+ y ago12:56

12:56

Sling Shots And Pool Balls (Air Date January 1, 2019) We start off with Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Stinky Coffeen giving diet and exercise advice to help you get to where you want to be in the new year. Unfortunately, that goes wrong. Following is Serenity Destiny Star with your January 2019 astrological forecast assisted by A.I. David and Plan…

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That Wild Lost Episode 18:31

6+ y ago18:31

18:31

That Wild Lost Episode (Original Air Date December 12, 2018) Included in this Blog Talk premiere of Awesome Insanity Surfers are "Meow Shakes Parody", "Shopper Review", "Virtual Users Developed Understanding Church", "Watching The Grass Grow" and "Something In My House". This episode also includes music by Linda Irwin of "Cartoon Parade" and "Point…

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Little Sammy And Gidget 20:43

6+ y ago20:43

20:43

Little Sammy And Gidget (Original Air Date December 5, 2018) Donna Scallion and Zartran introduce Clementine Swoophandle who remembers back a few years ago to when Gertrude Sneedle is baby-sitting her grand-kids while trying to do a show on "Unseen World". Sammy, Gidget and the toys are provided by Soundbible.com, Mike Koenig and Big Daddy. This ep…

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Pesky Pox 9:07

6+ y ago9:07

9:07

Pesky Pox (Original Air Date November 30, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides starts us out with a schedule change announcement and then tells on Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle who are preparing to sneak into the station. Clementine gives a report on chicken pox and its possible resulting outbreak later in life while Gertrude causes havoc to th…

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Robot Turkey Bowling 9:10

6+ y ago9:10

9:10

Robot Turkey Bowling (Original Air Date November 19, 2018) Be sure to join Hortense Hildebrandt on "Wild Weird Sports" with a conventional turkey bowling event with an unconventional co-host! Also, Irene Stinky Coffeen has a Thanksgiving offer you cannot refuse! Intro and outro music is "Robot Turkey Theme" by Linda Irwin.…

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Dimensional Distress Message 11:26

6+ y ago11:26

11:26

Dimensional Distress Message (Original Air Date November 16, 2018) A second message comes through from Doctor Brighton. Serenity Destiny Star gets the Digital Detective Agency to assist her in figuring out where the men are now while Beatrice Bottomsides breaks the story on "Breaking News". Opening music is "Pool Ball Astrology Theme" by Linda Irwi…

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