A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t ...
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Laime Podcasts
A podcast that is ALL about Beverages and SOMETIMES about Hot Sauce
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Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen
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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes!…
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Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobi…
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We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take …
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This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with Trainwell, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / L…
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173 - Cheaters, Castrati, and Condiments!
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54:07This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLRjoin trainwellTake the q…
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This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this w…
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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find…
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Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo…
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Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www…
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Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonu…
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166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!
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1:02:28Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://p…
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Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Suppo…
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164 - The Most Inspirational Man There Ever Was
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1:02:47Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodysli…
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163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail
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1:04:01Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the…
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This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing spons…
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This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬…
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160 - Major Guitar Center & Urgent Care Drama
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1:07:23This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsda…
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This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonu…
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158 - What’s Your Relationship To Gossip?
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1:10:17This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.co…
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An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’…
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Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus e…
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Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code:…
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153 - Our Bad! Huge Apology To Beloved Children's TV Icon
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55:40This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? *We have a NEW daily podcast called Nobody’s News launching February 3rd. It would mean the world to us for you to subscribe/follow where…
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This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing s…
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Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Suppo…
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A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Go to Zocdoc.com/NLR and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up…
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Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www…
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
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59:17Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR b…
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147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins
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1:04:19Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box…
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment …
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Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting …
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A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth’s recent colonoscopy results! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin…
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143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited
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1:04:24An old domain name embarrasses Andy, Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on I…
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Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy’s trip to Boise, an oil painting class update, Elizabeth’s attraction to people who withhold praise, Airplane fears alleviated, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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What does Elizabeth’s flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influencers real or next-level performance artists? Elizabeth and Andy tackle these questions and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: IBOTTA Download the FREE Ibotta app …
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Elizabeth is transformed by a set of new nails, Andy might be emotionless, the algorithms is serving up giant owls and Christian influencers, plus 2 interspecies movies are dissected…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobody…
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139 - Cheerleading & Deli Meat Revelations
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1:00:52Is Botox in Elizabeth’s future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an old lady punch Andy at the grocery store? All these Q’s and more are answered this week on Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! http…
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Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterious “artiste” plaguing the greater Pasadena area, the red flags you shouldn’t ignore in a future serial killer, and a sweet moment for their kids… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patre…
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Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York, an unhealthy poo on the path, and when raising ones hand is about curiosity and not just needing to be that person... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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136 - The TikTok Comment Heard Around The World
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50:56Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segment where Elizabeth’s future is looking bright, as is Jacob Hanchers! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! ht…
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A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotting pants dribble as sport… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningrig…
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Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy’s future beach era dreams being dashed, searching for missing persons as a hobby, and a birthday present ring for Elizabeth… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bon…
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Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby on the horizon, Andy’s love of Rocket League and what it’s meant for him and his friends… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patr…
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Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bo…
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This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬…
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