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Sorare in the States Soccer

Sorare in the States

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Sorare in the States Soccer is hosted by Kris and Nashy. This podcast is for lovers of the beautiful game in the home of the brave. We talk about everything MLS and USA Men's National Team from a Sorare perspective. Our hosts can be found on Twitter @MLScardGuy and @Sorare_messiah.
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Hosted by Alec Marovitz and Jorge Vargas, Sorare in the States Basketball recaps everything happening in the NBA as it relates to NFT game Sorare. Alec and Jorge talk about player news, game highlights, Sorare strategy and more in this weekly podcast. Check back each Friday for a new episode.
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Dead Hunt

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Off the coast of Nova Scotia on a remote island, a lonely scientist, a powerful computer and a simple mistake unleash a new threat, somewhere in the hills of Margaree. Dead Hunt is the chilling tale of a desperate father’s undying love, a daughter frozen in time, and the small group of teens trapped in the aftermath of walking dead. Kenn Crawford's Zombie novel is narrated by R.E. Chambliss (Dreaming of Deliverance), and features the voice talents of: Kimi Alexandre, Brian Brown, Ry Stevenso ...
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40+ ...and minuses

40+ ...and minuses Podcast

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Do you straddle middle-age, with one foot in the past, one foot in the future and the present smacking you between the legs?? You do? Well, join the club!! Each week, old mates; Jonathan Alden & Juan Miralles (and their Cats!) nostalgically cling on to their youth, reluctantly glimpse at old age, and banter their way through the irritations of their now middle-age life. Introducing the hilarious and relatable comedy podcast that celebrates the trials and tribulations of being in that over 40 ...
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Idea: A monthly subscription service for ordering and paying for escorts. Also: bundling the service (Nutflix? Paramounting? Ho-lu?) with Disney+, having a 7-day free trial, and having an "ad tier" which interrupts you in the middle of the act with commercials; the desire for safety when ordering escorts and Kristopher's story about being shaken do…
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Idea: A cheesy sci-fi B-movie where Area 51, which is located on a dried lake bed, is hit by a flash flood, and the military and an imprisoned alien have to scramble to escape. Also: brainstorming a plot involving aliens, secret military aircraft, weather manipulation, etc.; incorporating aspects of other movies/TV, like Signs, American Dad, The Sh…
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Idea: An Anthony Bourdain-style travel show where the host goes to grand openings of dollar stores, reviews them, explores the nearby community, and interviews interesting customers. Also: the show could include segments such as taking different types of people (nuns, comedians, etc.) to dollar stores for the first time, comparing generic dollar st…
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Idea (dark humor): A short-term puppy rental service where the puppy is put down and made into soap (or other things) if the renter doesn't pay a large amount of money to buy it when the rental period expires. Also: calculating how much emotional attachment the renter has with the puppy to determine how much money you can squeeze out of them to sav…
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Idea: Vendors that roam around the stands at a summer baseball game (or at other summer events) carrying a fan and a large battery (to power the fan) in a backpack that charge people money to cool them down. Also: brainstorming names for the business (Mr. Blow, etc.), the vendors ("Joe Blow", etc.), and things the vendors say ("get your fan jobs he…
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Idea: To make a career out of being a paid guest on various podcasts. Also: faking expertise or ailments (or whatever else) to be a relevant guest for a themed podcast (such as Mormonism, alien abduction, or 18th-century cookery) with or without the podcast hosts knowing that you're a fake; creating a podcast feed out of links to your appearances o…
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Idea: An app to translate/interpret the grammar, slang, and acronyms of text (primarily social media) based on your age. Also: writing conventions that other generations find annoying such as "boomer ellipses" and excessive "LOLs" or "bruhs"; translating a text message from an old person to a zoomer and having it say "no cap" might not be necessary…
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Idea: A business that you can hire to perform a prank on someone (like in the Norm MacDonald movie "Dirty Work"). Also: prank examples such as fish in cars, "Zoombombing", faking charitable donations on someone's behalf, tricking a public figure like in the movie "Borat", etc.; brainstorming a business name, such as "Leach's Pranks For Hire: For Pe…
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Idea: Trophies to be given as a gag gift to commemorate humiliating (but not traumatic) incidents (falls, saying dumb things, coming in last place in fantasy football, etc.) for which you would get amusement out of being reminded of years later. Also: the risk of them being given out after traumatically humiliating events and pouring salt on the wo…
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Idea: A screen that shows a thermal/infrared image of your food so you can see how hot it is and whether it's still too cold (or it's too hot). Also: using microwaves, ovens, and fridges to survive a nuclear explosion; maybe the microwave could use the thermal/infrared info to redirect the microwave "rays" toward the cold spots on the food; maybe i…
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Idea: To have an aviation museum in St. Louis (called "Aviation Under The Arches") to showcase the aviation history of the city, such as Charles Lindbergh and WWII fighter planes. Also: they could steal Akron's aviation museum; being too fat to ride in airplane simulators; being afraid of heights in some scenarios (such as skydiving) but not being …
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Idea: A rental service for large and/or expensive crafting equipment, such as rug tufting machines, 3D printers, and metalworking machines. Also: dreaming for years about rug tufting or doing out-of-reach crafting projects; joking about rug tufting risks, possible injuries, and whether training and insurance ("Tuft Break") are required; tufting a s…
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Idea: A standup comedy competition where a pair of dice (one containing a comedy style and the other containing a broad topic) is rolled and then two comics compete to improvise/recall the better joke within those constraints. Also: testing out the game; discussing the comedy styles (such as self-deprecation and observational) and topics (such as "…
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Idea: A game show where women in an abortion clinic waiting to get an abortion complete in a series of games, such as silly carnival-style games or American Gladiator/Wipeout-style events (because if they get smacked in the belly and lose the baby, they were going to abort it anyway). Also: they could compete for a free abortion or better painkille…
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Idea: A comedy contest where the contestants comedically brag about themselves instead of roasting an opponent. Also: avoiding downsides of roasts, including deeply hurting someone's feelings and having to do research about an opponent before the show; the two rules of "smug of war"; a concept of a "smug of war" where topics to brag about are provi…
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Idea: A wristwatch that reads your mind and/or predicts your behavior and shocks you to prevent you from doing racist microaggressions. Also: it could also punish you for explicitly racist/sexist/ageist acts (not just microaggressions) and could vary the punishment based on severity; it could be seen as a neutral warning/teaching mechanism for peop…
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Idea: A storage pocket grafted into your body and made out of your skin, so you can, for example, store things while in the shower. Also: brainstorming where on your body to put a pocket; it should look more like a pocket and less like a sphincter; women storing things between their breasts; magicians who stab needles through their arms might know …
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Idea: A comedic documentary about the growing problem of obese squirrels. Also: Carl's obese pet squirrel; using the documentary to fund squirrel weight loss and longevity research; the impressive athleticism of obese squirrels; the risk of obese squirrels screwing up the ecosystem and leading to obese bald eagles (which would be the most American …
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Idea: Tom's long awkwardly dark attempt to write a horror story (with zombies) like the Creepypastas and amateur horror stories he listens to on YouTube. Also: questioning whether listening to "true crime", dark, and horror stories to help you fall asleep is creepy; listing our favorite dark/horror YouTube channels; the accidental similarities betw…
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Idea: To sell de-shelled (but not beaten) eggs in a small plastic or glass bottle (like a Sunny D or Snapple bottle) so people don't have to worry about accidentally cracking the shell while making eggs. Also: people are lazy enough to buy de-shelled eggs and might even start associating "shelled eggs" with poor people; putting real eggs in toy pla…
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Idea: A vocal voicemail-like program that uses AI to determine whether an incoming call (from a phone number that isn't whitelisted) can cause your phone to ring and/or leave a message. Also: using the AI prank a telemarketer or make them do a "Shark Tank"-style pitch; if a friend calls you at 2 AM for no good reason, the AI could block their call …
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Idea: A mini-vacuum that could vacuum up cocaine spilled on the floor and/or cocaine residue off dollar bills and other things, and also maybe filter out the dust/debris and/or test for Fentanyl. Also: disrupting the drug-sniffing dog market; paying carpet cleaners in the cocaine that they obtained from vacuuming the carpet; similar inventions for …
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Idea: A lifestyle where you party on the weekend and go into an intentional coma during the week (or longer if necessary), during which you're weened off drugs, you lose weight (if necessary), basic and cosmetic hygiene (such as getting a tattoo) is performed on you, etc. and you afford the "coma punk" lifestyle by being an influencer, letting scie…
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Idea: An app that warns you if people you know are nearby in a public place (such as a grocery store) so you can avoid bumping into and having unwanted 10+ minute conversations with them. Also: ways to avoid people, such as wearing Mrs. Doubtfire masks, hiding behind bulk toilet paper, and running through the grocery store aisles like Pac-Man; mayb…
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Idea: AI in a chatbot and/or in videogames that teaches you a foreign language. Also: being immersed in a conversation with a chatbot or in a videogame is more effective than learning in a classroom, and also AI could customize the language teaching to you; existing videogames that teach in clever ways such as "Typing of the Dead"; you could learn …
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A loose conversation about ideas for crazy movie sequels and spinoffs, including an idea for a sequel of the movie "Liar, Liar" where the kid uses his lie-preventing superpower to force mobsters and villains to tell the truth to their peril. Also: under-the-radar superheroes in movies such as the kid from "Liar Liar" and Mary Poppins; dirty (and no…
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Idea: A TV show or web series which highlights tourist places and events that are going to disappear (or are at risk of disappearing), and also explains why and predicts how much time is left for the viewer to go there. Also: reasons for sites to disappear could be environmental, economic, physical deterioration, etc.; last-chance events such as th…
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Idea: A dating/hookup app combined with a food delivery app where one party (usually the male) arrives at their date's house with their date's food order for an at-home dinner date with the expectation of likely hooking up afterwards. Also: a more wholesome version ("Chef's Kiss") where the date brings a home-cooked meal; it would be good for guys …
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Idea: A comedy/horror sitcom about a salon and spa which is run by a friendly ghost and markets itself as haunted. Also: a salon mirror showing a customer giving an evil smile instead of their reflection; scared customers jumping and causing the stylist to cut a bald spot in their hair; claiming your ghost boss Ratatouille'd you in order to blame h…
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Idea: A 1980s-themed fitness center/camp, including Rocky/Rambo/Schwarzenegger movies on all of the TVs and inspirational "Eye of the Tiger"-style songs for all of the music, old-school karate and martial-art classes which have been made obsolete by MMA, Footloose-"Dirty Dancing" themed dance classes and dance-offs, etc. Also: a "Point Break"-theme…
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Idea: Taxidermied animals as emotional support animals for situations where you can't have a living emotional support animal, such as if you can't get a doctor's note, you're allergic, or you just can't handle the upkeep of a living pet. Also: it's like the evil "blood diamond" version of a stuffed animal; the horror of seeing someone on a plane ha…
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To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MLScardGuy Follow Alex on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ATGSorare Thanks to our monthly supporters Bob…
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Idea: For ski resorts to use self-driving snowmobiles or golf carts (on an enclosed paved path) instead of ski lifts. Also: ski lifts are an unnecessary fear endurance challenge that must be completed before doing the sport of skiing, and how similarly dumb it would be if a baseball stadium made you walk through a hall of spiders before you could p…
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MLS SPECIAL, HOT STREAK UPDATES! Lets have some fun and chat MLS To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MLScardGuy Follow Alex on Twitter: h…
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Idea: An app that recommends movies for couples based on their overlapping interests for them to watch together. Also: modes such as "compromise mode" for when you're feeling generous and willing to watch a movie more aligned to your partner's interests; using AI and data from many sources (watch history, you social media, etc) to better understand…
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First weekend of the MLS season is in the books! lets take a look at the best things we saw from the weekend! To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twi…
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Its been a long wait but the 2025 MLS Season starts in TWO DAYS! Are you ready? ITS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twit…
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Idea: A deposit (such as $5.00) similar to a bottle deposit which you pay when you buy electronics and you get back when you recycle them. Also: electronics that get up and leave if you're not worthy of their time or they are due to be recycled; 1970s recycling mascots and Kim's hatred of "hatless owls"; Apple has a good recycling program but argua…
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MLS STARTS THIS WEEK CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STARTS THIS WEEK ITS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MLScardG…
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Idea: Replacing teeth or part of your jaw with a vibrator to enhance (or automate) your oral pleasuring skills. Also: swapping between normal dentures and softer vibrating teeth or having teeth that can deflate to soft pleasure mode and inflate to hard chewing mode; questioning the need to do oral if you've got a vibrating device; if bone conductio…
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BIG NEWS DAY for MLS Players on Sorare! NEW MLS CARDS ARE HERE MARKET WATCH PARTY To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MLScardGuy Follow A…
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Idea: A dark comedy heist movie where five nerds decide to rob an armored truck full of cash by driving it into a sinkhole in Florida and then swimming through unmapped underground rivers in scuba gear to make their escape. Also: a documentary where scuba drivers in Florida were swimming in an underground river underneath a Walmart and then come to…
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BIG NEWS DAY for MLS Players on Sorare! lets see what they had to say and what we are doing about it! To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: https://twitter.com…
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Idea: An action movie where an inept Trump-like leader stumbles incompetently into a sci-fi futuristic war and drafts young people into the military, but their ex-military parents strike a deal to go to war in their place. Also: an electromagnetic pulse could render tech obsolete and leave young tech-dependent fighters reliant on older people with …
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MLS is around the Corner and the NBA is Winding down! Let's see how we can manage the seasons on Sorare To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Alex on Twitter: https://twitter.c…
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Idea: Movies that are only shown in one physical dimension (1D) e.g. width. Also: instead of watching 3D movies by wearing 3D glasses, you'd watch 1D movies by wearing an eye patch; 3D schlock horror movies from the 1970s where it looks like the axe is flying towards you; storing 1D movies on cylindrical discs; remaking 2D movies in 1D; using wormh…
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With Transfer season in Full swing there are some new players in MLS that already have In Season Cards on the Market! Let's take a look at them! To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL …
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Idea: A device that allows you to interpret the language/feelings of animals and also maybe speak their languages. Also: the risk of such a device turning people into "crazy cat ladies" who no longer talk to people; our "innocent" pets might actually be disgusting perverts; being bitterly jealous of the main character of the cartoon "The Wild Thorn…
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Sorare Dropped some Amazing news for the MLS Sickos on the Platform! We are going to Dive into all the Exciting News! To help support the show sign up to Sorare with this link: sorare.pxf.io/rQ3DnR Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SorareStatesPod Follow Jorge on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheTacoSlayerFL Follow Kris on Twitter: htt…
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