Best Johnny Awful Podcasts (2025)

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12 - The Meltdowns, Bans, and Flameouts Bracket (1st Ed.) w/ Western Kabuki's Caleb & Furnok Dorn 55:27

4d ago55:27

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We're ranking the funniest bans, flameouts, and meltdowns of the last few years on Something Awful Dot Com. I'm joined by Western Kabuki's Caleb & my homie Furnok Dorn. THE BRACKET: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1YGwJOx8swjmyA3UIsI6aTnuiWDlmd_yunsoOA1xEXfk/edit?usp=sharing Find my stuff at https://10bux.neocities.org/ Caleb is at http://li…

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GBS 5.0 - Zombo.com, The Death of Flash, And Stickdeath Dot Com 26:43

11d ago26:43

26:43

Welcome my friends, to zombocom. While recording this i realised I should do a proper thing on the death of flash - keep an eye out for that. Witness The Mimes: https://bsky.app/profile/tyreforhyre.bsky.social/post/3lnu2vydiqs2p Find my stuff at ⁠⁠⁠https://10bux.neocities.org/⁠⁠⁠ -------------- All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some o…

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Book Club - In Golden Waters, Tales From The Seastead [Patreon Bonus Preview] 6:31

13d ago6:31

6:31

Hello! It's Patreon time. 40+ Minutes of me talking about weird libertarians - and reading some fun stories written by goons about weird libertarians. I hope you like this idea for an episode. Find all the links at https://10bux.neocities.org/ or go direct to the patreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/10Bux Thank you to all my Patrons, I genuinely ap…

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11. The Flask Fucker & The Fruit Hat w/ Tom Walker 49:47

18d ago49:47

49:47

Is a Fruit Hat A Hat? Has Science Gone Too Far? Should Konami not release a pack called "Blue Eyes White Destiny"? I ask these questions and more with Tom Walker Find my stuff at ⁠⁠https://10bux.neocities.org/⁠⁠ Tom is streaming at https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker and https://youtube.com/@tomwalkerisgood ⁠FOLLOW ALONG GUIDE⁠ get early access to the …

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GBS 4.0 - What else do Gun Companies Make - A History Lesson with MLYP 22:47

25d ago22:47

22:47

I'm sorry Hello da 10 bux pod has launched a Patreon and a website that makes you go "Hey man Web 1.0 wasn't that great actually - find the link ⁠⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠⁠ Yeah Glock doesn't make only guns Find the website you were instructed to go at http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/ _________ All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the l…

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10. My sightseeing boat is full of piss w/ junlper 37:31

1M ago37:31

37:31

oh god its everywhere and the music is bad Find my stuff at ⁠https://10bux.neocities.org/⁠ Find Junlper at https://bsky.app/profile/junlper.beer Western Kabuki is at http://www.westernkabuki.com/ FOLLOW ALONG GUIDE get early access to the video version via patreon. -------------- All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 y…

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GBS 3.0 - Usernames and Your Online Reputation - Also I Found Some Cool Usernames To Steal 26:28

1M ago26:28

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Hello da 10 bux pod has launched a Patreon and a website that makes you go "Hey man Web 1.0 wasn't that great actually - find the link ⁠⁠⁠here⁠⁠ I love a good username - I know many usernames and have used thousands of them having fun online annoying people - In fact my current one on Steam is "Half Dracula" _________ All This For 10 Dollars aims t…

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9. The Gamecube mod challenge has gone wrong w/ Johnny Amizich 39:42

2M ago39:42

39:42

Find my stuff at https://10bux.neocities.org/ Find Johnny at https://www.culturedumpster.com/ FOLLOW ALONG GUIDE It all started with forums user DeathTramp requesting help with an uninteresting problem - and then it eventually escalated to bodily fluids and lost fingats (sic) -------------- All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of th…

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GBS 2.0 - The Kids Are Using TikTok As A Search Engine 30:01

2M ago30:01

30:01

Hello da 10 bux pod has launched a Patreon and a website that makes you go "Hey man Web 1.0 wasn't that great actually - find the link ⁠⁠here⁠ Google Search has gotten a bit average hasn't it? For the next GBS Episode I wanted to do a little dive into the state of search engines at the moment and what millenials and zoomers are doing to cope It's n…

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8. DA JOOSE (IS LOOSE) w/ the hate speech podcast 56:58

2M ago56:58

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Hello da 10 bux pod has launched a Patreon and a website that makes you go "Hey man Web 1.0 wasn't that great actually - find the link ⁠here⁠ ____ I'm joined today by the fellas from The Hate Speech Podcast - Find them at https://hatespeechpod.com/ Do you have a thing you hate? We know you do. Everyone does. Hate is what binds us together. Hate is …

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TRIP REPORT - The time a Hentai Game had PVP (And How Gacha Games Are Making Children Addicted To Gambling) 35:54

2M ago35:54

35:54

Hello how ya doing - It's a non Something Awful Week so strap in, lube up,. we're going to laugh at chronic masturbators and talk about gambling addictions in children. All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the faulty memories of rapidly…

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TRIP REPORT - The Perverts of Wikipedia [Patreon Preview] 6:32

3M ago6:32

6:32

Wikipedia Turns You Into A Little Freak And Is Full of Tiny Hitlers - is basically the summary of today Sign up for the Patreon here for bonus art and a bonus episode a month Ty and Pod Bless _________ All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images a…

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7. Doobies Dog House w/ merritt k 53:51

3M ago53:51

53:51

Hey real quick I launched a Patreon and a website that makes you go "Hey man Web 1.0 wasn't that great actually - find the link here ____ I'm joined today by my first ever guest merritt k! Find some of her work at 1900hotdog.com Check out Fledgling Manor and Download the Demo On Steam The Awful Kickstarter thread started following a guy named Wayne…

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GBS 1.0 - Digital Gravestones & How You Will Be Remembered Forever 25:43

3M ago25:43

25:43

Hello how ya doing. Welcome to GBS - A Sub-Categry of All This For 10 Dollars Episodes where MLYP Discusses Internet Culture, How Things Are Changing, And Whatever Else Catches his mind. GBS will happen on off-weeks, your regularly scheduled entries from the comedy goldmine will continue as usual For this episode I will be talking about what it mea…

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6.5. Ordering Joe Biden A Pizza 16:25

3M ago16:25

16:25

Hello how ya doing - I've launched a patreon - ⁠Click through for more info This is a bonus episode because the other one is heavy content and I wanted to do this one as a funny aside, it's not long enough to be a standalone That time the Obamarama thread ordered Joe Biden A Pizza All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 …

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6. Donald Trump is all Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Fault 43:04

3M ago43:04

43:04

I've launched a patreon -⁠⁠ Click through for more info⁠ Hello how ya doing - We're covering how Something Awful had more influence than it should in the general state of modern western politics - aka How Banning Hentai led us to having Donald Trump in the white house A lot of this episode is written off of broken archives, opinions of ageing goons…

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5. Suing Something Awful For Fun And Profit 42:59

3M ago42:59

42:59

Hello how ya doing - We're covering Something Awfuls many legal troubles - From webmasters, psychotic game developers, heavy metal bands, adult men who wear diapers, and even more psychotic game developers to guys like quite literally the Ultimate Warrior. All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful …

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4. Groverhaus | Part 2 40:17

4M ago40:17

40:17

From the Mount Rushmore of Goon DIY Projects: Groverhausaka: Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses › How we built a huge addition onto our house, doing it all DIY [56k no!] This is Part 2 of a 2 Part Entry. All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the …

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4. Groverhaus | Part 1 56:33

4M ago56:33

56:33

From the Mount Rushmore of Goon DIY Projects: Groverhaus aka: Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses › How we built a huge addition onto our house, doing it all DIY [56k no!] This is Part 1 of a 2 Part Entry. All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the…

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3. The Above Ground Pool In My Basement 20:43

4M ago20:43

20:43

A forgotten classic: the basement pool of mold and electrocution All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the faulty memories of rapidly aging goons. This episode: Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses › Heating basement pool aka - A guy toying with hi…

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2. RyTruk (aka: Grovertruk) 51:52

4M ago51:52

51:52

All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the faulty memories of rapidly aging goons. This episode: RyTruk: Is there a doctor on this flight? aka - A guy trying to put a firepit in the back of the truck he wants to live in. he also took at a…

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1. The Doom Bathroom 54:27

4M ago54:27

54:27

"It’s the kind of bathroom you’d find in Hell, if the devil was a pick-up artist: flocked wallpaper, red trim, chandeliers above the vanity, a furry rug, and pebbles around the bathtub." - Vice All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the f…

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OLD. The RIPline - A Summer Camp Contraption Designed To Kill Children - All This For 10 Dollars Pilot 20:40

4M ago20:40

20:40

This is an older episode that i'm not super happy with, I was still learning how to make podcasts! I'll be re-recording this at a future date. "Tell me how to fix this zipline." All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the faulty memories o…

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OLD. KFC 11 Herbs and Spices Firelog is only $4.98 at Walmart - All This For 10 Dollars Pilot 11:08

4M ago11:08

11:08

Pilot Episode All This For 10 Dollars aims to faithfully tell some of the last 25 years of Something Awful history - piecing together old knowledge, lost images and the faulty memories of rapidly aging goons. This episode: A Goon (Maybe) kills themselves with a KFC 11 Herbs and Spices Firelog

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Pat Novak for Hire: Little Jake Siegel 39:40

4M ago39:40

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Original Release Date: August 26, 2014 An altar boy is shot and killed in a church saving Novak’s life. Novak’s goal: get the killer. Original Air Date: June 26, 1949 Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://support.greatdetectives.net Mail a donation to: Adam Graham, PO Box 159…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Joe Dineen 35:39

4M ago35:39

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Original Release Date: February 16, 2010 Two men kidnap Pat Novak from a wrestling match and demand he take them to a man Novak doesn’t know by the name of Joe Dineen. Original Air Date: June 19, 1949 The only way to make friends around the waterfront is to die. Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a o…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Georgie Lampson 36:18

5M ago36:18

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Original Release Date: February 9, 2010 Novak is hired by an old flame and finds himself once again, in the thick of a murder investigation. Original Air Date: June 12, 1949 “Houdini couldn’t get out of that one in two hours, with both hands, and a can of olive oil. It was like chasing cyanide with a bucket of brandy: it tastes bright, but it’s onl…

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Pat Novak: Agnes Bolton 40:34

5M ago40:34

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Original Air Date: February 2, 2010 Pat Novak is hired to follow a woman, and while he’s doing it, she drops dead in a phone booth, and once again Hellman puts the finger on Novak. Original Air Date: June 5, 1949 Hellmann lifted his head up and laid him across the seat. The light was bad, but you could see a little of his face. It was watering arou…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Give Envelope to John St. John (1949) 34:07

5M ago34:07

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Original Release Date: January 26, 2010 A dying man gives Novak an envelope with the mission to deliver it to John St. John. Original Air Date: May 22, 1949 “I hit the floor and made Rip Van Winkle look like an insomniac.” Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://support.greatde…

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Pat Novak for Hire: The Geranium Plant 35:15

5M ago35:15

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Original Release Date: January 19, 2010 Pat Novak’s hired to deliver a geranium. He’s hit by a car after the pick-up and that’s just the start of his trouble. Original Air Date: May 14, 1949 I got the idea he didn’t know what he was doing, but you could say for a lot of Senators-Pat Novak. Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Wendy Morris 34:17

6M ago34:17

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Original Release Date: January 12, 2010 Pat Novak is hired by an attorney to keep an eye on a woman whose husband has returned from the Navy. The Attorney alleges the husband is an imposter. “She was right about that hotel. In a good season, they couldn’t draw trenchant mice.” Original Air Date: May 8, 1949 Support the show monthly at https://patre…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Rita Malloy 34:59

6M ago34:59

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Original Release Date: January 5, 2010 A gunsol steals a boat from Pat Novak, and winds up dead, and when Novak goes to the Hotel he finds a nightclub singer dead. As usual, Hellman’s ready to pin the crime on Novak. Original Air Date: May 1, 1949 Quotes of the Show:“Those two killings are tied up like ham and eggs.”“ People just hate their enemies…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Sam Toliver 37:03

6M ago37:03

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Original Release Date: December 29, 2009 Pat Novak does a favor for a friend out of prison and picks up a package. He returns to his office to find a cop standing over a dead body. Original Air Date: April 23, 1949 Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://support.greatdetectives…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Dixie Gillian (1949) 33:19

6M ago33:19

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Original Release Date: June 24, 2014 Pat Novak is hired to frighten a man named Dixie Gillian, but when an empty gun goes off, he finds himself facing a murder charge. Original Air Date: April 16, 1949 Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://support.greatdetectives.net Mail a d…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Shirt Mix Up at the Laundry 35:32

7M ago35:32

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Original Release Date: December 22, 2009 When Pat Novak gets the wrong bundle at the laundry, he tries to switch with the man who was given his shirts. Novak is knocked out and wakes up next to a dead body. Par for the course, Hellman suspects him of murder. Original Air Date: April 9, 1949 Quotes: You’re not going to make any more headway than a h…

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Pat Novak: Father Lahey 36:35

7M ago36:35

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Original Release Date: December 14, 2009 A priest hires Pat Novak to intercept an escaping convict. However, when Novak allows the convict to make an unplanned stop, trouble of the lethal kind ensues. Original Air Date: April 2, 1949 Quotes:“Your men couldn’t follow a moose through a revolving door.”-Novak to Hellman “You got a funny feeling that h…

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Pat Novak: Joe Condano 34:31

7M ago34:31

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Original Release Date: December 8, 2009 After being hired to pay off a beautiful woman’s brother’s gambling debt, Novak finds himself next to a dead body with Inspector Hellman on the way up. Original Air Date: March 27, 1949 Quotes: “I’ve run across better people in sewers.” “You can’t add a pair of zeroes without crib notes.”-Novak to Hellman .“S…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Rory Malone 34:06

7M ago34:06

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Original Release Date: December 1, 2009 Pat Novak gets an offer for $300 from a beautiful woman to stay away from boxer Rory Malone, and $300 from Malone’s manager. Whichever side he ends up on, it’s going to be trouble. Original Air Date: March 20, 1949 Quote of the Show: She was a lovely girl. The sort of person you expected to see in a Choir lof…

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Pat Novak: Rubin Calloway's Pictures 33:35

8M ago33:35

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Original Release Date: November 24, 2009 Pat Novak comes across a man tossed in the bay, who gives him the key to a bus locker. A woman pays him $200 to bring her the contents of the locker. Quotes:“It was like washing your kid’s face and finding out he was ugly to begin with.”-Pat Novak“You couldn’t strike oil in a filling station.”-Pat NovakNovak…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Fleet Lady 33:00

8M ago33:00

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Original Release Date: November 17, 2009 Pat Novak’s hired to find a horse, and he finds the horse and a dead body. Original Air Date: March 6, 1949 Quote of the show: Jockey: I want a horse. Can you find me a horse? Novak: Yeah, I breed them in the back room. Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Marcia Halpern 30:52

8M ago30:52

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Original Release Date: November 9, 2009 A woman with apparent amnesia stumbles into Pat Novak and then dies. Novak has to find out who she really is before Hellman rushes him off to the gas chamber.Quote of the Episode:“If I didn’t move fast, I was deader than a Philadelphia nightclub.” Original Air Date: February 27, 1949 Support the show monthly …

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Pat Novak for Hire: The Jack of Clubs 38:03

8M ago38:03

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Original Release Date: November 3, 2019 When Pat Novak finds $1000 depsited in his bank account and a beautiful woman who wants him to find a Jack of Clubs, he runs into murder. Original Air Date: February 20, 1949 Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://support.greatdetectives…

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Johnny Madero: The Fatal Auction 39:24

8M ago39:24

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Johnny Madero is offered $50 to buy an item at an auction. His client disappears and before he knows it, Warchek from homicide is breathing down his neck. Original Air Date: June 26, 1947 Some days you don’t make out any better than an ice cube at a cocktail party. Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on …

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Johnny Madero: Pete Sutro 33:55

9M ago33:55

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Original Release Date: March 1, 2010 A rich man from Nob Hill hires Johnny to find a man whose name he keeps hearing in his dreams. Original Air Date: June 19, 1947 Quote of the Show: You have enough problems to start a peace conference. Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support the show on a one-time basis at https://…

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Pat Novak for Hire: Go Away Dixie Gillian (1946) 35:31

9M ago35:31

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Original Release Date: October 27, 2009 Pat Novak is hired to frighten a man named Dixie Gillian, but when an empty gun goes off, he finds himself facing a murder charge.’ “You couldn’t hold a moth with a searchlight.”-Pat Novak to Hellman Original Air Date: November 24, 1946 Support the show monthly at https://patreon.greatdetectives.net Support t…

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Future of Identity Management | Christina Tubb | Ping Identity 40:08

2y ago40:08

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In this episode, our host Deepak talks with Christina Tubb, Head of Sales (ASEAN) at Ping Identity. Christina is a global technology leader who brings with her an experience spanning 10 countries and diverse industries from private equity to cybersecurity. In this episode, we look at: - The future of Identity Management, - How AI is changing the ga…

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Understanding SecOps | Johnny Fitrakis | Vega Cloud 31:03

2y ago31:03

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In a world of rapidly emerging security threats, enterprises have to relook at how they maintain performance while ensuring security. In this context, it becomes critical to understand SecOps. In this episode, we take a deep dive into this function with Johnny Fitrakis. Johnny (CISSP, CCSK) is the Senior Director, Security and Operations at Vega Cl…

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Modern Managed Services in 2023 | Andy Waroma | Cloud Comrade 34:50

2+ y ago34:50

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What does the landscape of Modern Managed Services look like in 2023? Let's learn from Andy Waroma, Co-Founder of Cloud Comrade.By InfraGuard.io

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Understanding Tech Partnership Programs | Eyal Michaeli | Twilio 54:37

2+ y ago54:37

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Today, I am talking with Eyal. Eyal has been involved in the business of partnerships and alliances for over 10 years, working at big tech companies such as Amazon Web Service, Twilio and Cyberark. His expertise lies in building, motivating, and developing highly effective teams and partner ecosystems. In this episode we go deeper into Tech Partner…

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Understanding the AWS Well-Architected Sustainability Pillar with Jerry Chen 41:44

2+ y ago41:44

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In this episode, we talk with Jerry Chen. Jerry is an AWS Solutions Architect from the Well-Architected Team. He has had 14 years of diverse IT experience, across on-prem and Cloud Infrastructure. In this episode, we talk about the Well-Architected framework, the newly launched Sustainability Pillar, What Sustainability means in the larger context,…

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