Best Jim Ferris (Pineapple Ranch Productions Podcasts (2025)

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YOU'RE TEMU ME! 1:14:19

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6d ago1:14:19

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Are you ready to learn about Italian style buffet food? 80's haircuts? wearing someone else's skin? I thought so. You're in the right place. Grab a plate, ask for extra garlic bread, and let the show begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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WELCOME TO CLUNTS 26:49

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I'll bet you were just thinking, "Why don't more people go to business meetings or attend classes in their pajamas?" Good question. If you would like to hear two people tackle that question then go off on a tangent about Helen Hunt...then by all means, stick around. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL 1:08:46

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Welcome again to the Pineapple Ranch. Please mind the Lantern Flys on your way in. We suggest that you not only step on them but please don't look our host, Erin Maguire, directly in the eyes when you enter the Maha'a Tiki Lounge. It will make sense when you see her. Best of luck. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD 32:11

27d ago32:11

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Excuse me, Sir. If you want to listen to the latest episode of DEAR POD on this flight, you'll have to buy these airline approved headphones from us. If you would like a soda, that's free. We just charge for the ice. Per cube. Enjoy! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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MY FACE EXPLODED 1:13:37

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A ship. A life-time supply of booze. 4000 people. What could go wrong? Hit START and try to act shocked. It will make me Erin feel a little better about her life choices. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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I'M STEVEN SHARK 28:04

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Yes. I know. You're here for advice. But if Erin & Patty don't b&tch about the new Jurassic Park movie, we're never going to get anywhere this week. Now, please put on your Jeff Goldblum glasses and let's start the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER? 1:01:36

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For God's sake, whatever you do, do not approach Erin and assume that she works at the Pineapple Ranch. Just keep moving along and try not to make direct eye contact with her. I am telling you this for your own safety. Please try to enjoy the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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BIG SHOOG JUNK 31:42

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Get the CREST. Get the COLGATE. Grab the floss. This week's "mini" is about to burrow a hole through your incisors. Now, please pass the chocolate covered peanuts and let's get this episode started! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN' 1:12:56

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We're picking, digging, and mining for gold in this week's episode. No need for a Kleenex. Just wipe this episode on your arm as God has intended it. Man. That's just nasty. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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URINE. FECES. VOMIT. 30:17

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Where else can you go from fleeing the bombs in the Middle East, to fleeing the disgusting living conditions of our kids in college. You got it! Only here at DEAR POD: The Comedy You Can Bet Money You'll Hear The Word Poop At Least Once In Every Episode Advice Podcast. It just rolls of the tongue. Doesn't it? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS 1:07:41

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And Just Like That we bring you another episode of advice, laughter, and I'm sure, another story that involves someone crapping their pants. Wopuld you settle for anything less. We didn't think so. Buckle up and enjoy! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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JUST LIKE THE BIBLE 21:51

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Like it or not, after listening to this week's mini-sode, all you will want to do is run to your local record store, ask to be shown to the Phil Collins section, then say to the person, "I'll buy the lot!"! You're welcome, America. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two) 1:00:18

3M ago1:00:18

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Welcome to PART TWO of "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie". Do Erin and her guys get home? Will her life forever be changed. Will there be gastric/stomach issues involved. If you are a long-time listener you may already know the answer to that last question. This. Is. DEAR POD. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one) 59:46

3M ago59:46

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Get comfortable. Get uncomfortable. Maybe get some Kleenex. In this first of this two-part BONUS episode, Erin brings you moment by moment through her overwhelming experience on a goodwill comedy tour in the Middle East. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You will definitively need a drink! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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A VACATION TITANIC 54:15

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Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at all and why do these complete strangers have to be all over this beach during my one relaxing week of the year??? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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STAND-UP AT AN ORGY 37:35

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Hey! Glad you could make it! Everyone is waiting for you in the Tiki Lounge. Yup. Just grab a drink, drop your pants and say "Hi" to Bette Midler. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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THE CHUNKY PODCAST 1:11:53

4M ago1:11:53

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First rule when listening to DEAR POD: Tell no one. Because once the word gets out that you are enjoying this weekly, comedy podcast, everyone will want a piece of your good time. You've been warned. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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LOOK AT THOSE CLICKS 25:24

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You picked the right day to tune in. We go from porn to an office party in Staten Island. I know. A lot more than you expected when you woke up this morning. That's why we're here. For you. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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NO RESPONSE IS A RESPONSE 1:00:48

4M ago1:00:48

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Come on in and pull yourself up a chair. We were this many yers old when we found out some of the useless facts that you'll hear on this week's episode. Who's luckier than you??? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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I'M GOING FULL MARY 28:05

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Do you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...?" Tune in and discover how Erin may find out the answer to that and other perplexing life questions. Lucky you! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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MY CRAP BACK 1:03:18

5M ago1:03:18

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We're switching things up! Newer format, same host, old jokes. This can't go wrong. Grab a cocktail and come right in! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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YOU'RE HIS GARDEN HOE 25:58

5M ago25:58

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Quick question: Do you listen to these 'Mini-Sodes" or any podcasts, for that matter, while you're walking around your backyard naked? Asking for a friend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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YOU HAD ME AT "OUI" 1:09:54

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We've got a GRAB BAG here! Anything goes! It's a roll of the dice! That's right. We couldn't come up with a topic, so we took the easy way out. Enjoy! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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CLAPP'IN FOR CHRIST 24:17

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Hey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can explain the daily chaos of Ms. Gwen Stefani. That's right. We go head to head with the most important topics of the day while you sit back and sip that cocktail. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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THAT BOY IN THE DENIM JUMPER 1:16:12

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Apparently, Erin was not an UNINVITED GUEST as she recently made her late-night, stand-up debut, on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. How'd it go? Did she choke? Let MOTH take you through a non-stressful reenactment of it all. Then, we'll read articles and drink! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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WOKE UP IN A PEW 35:39

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Oh my God, that guy isn't wearing any pants! Just try not to look at him in the eyes as you listen to the "Mini-Sode". NO! DON'T LOOK DOWN! Crap. Now we have to talk to him. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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NIPPLE CLAMPS AND A NAPKIN 1:09:32

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Do you have PETS? Well, Erin and Patty will see try to keep on topic this week but there are no promises. Now get a treat for yourself and your four-legged friend and let's see what going on at the Ranch. By the way, are you housebroken? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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EVERYBODY LOVES THE JESUS 24:27

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Look everyone! It's the Mini-Sode! Let us celebrate by making praise hands. What a wonderful way to welcome a new episode of laughs and wonder. DAMMIT! That guy next to me "Praise Hands" just poked me in the eye. Dammit! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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SUSAN'S BEAVER WEAVER 1:14:59

7M ago1:14:59

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Come on, Susan. Put on your hiking boots because we are about to TRAVEL out to the Pineapple Ranch to see what possible nonsense is happening at the Maha'a Tiki Bar today. Ten bucks says that Jules is already drunk! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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BABY IN MY PANTS 21:50

7M ago21:50

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Congratulations! You just tuned into the Truly Extraordinary, Absolutely Terrific, I Can't Even Sit Down No More Cause I'm So Excited My Pants Are Wet MINI-SODE! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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BLUE-CUMBER 1:01:07

7M ago1:01:07

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Would somebody please nudge Jules. He fell asleep again at the editing board and the neighbors are complaining that they can hear his SNORING from across the street. We don't care that he's asleep but why is he editing in his underwear? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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UNCLE A$$ MOUTH 21:59

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Eddie Vedder. Gwen Stefani. New Underwear. Nothing is safe this week. Welcome to the "Mini-Sode"! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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CHEW & POO 1:19:42

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From Pong to Fortnite. From Space Invaders to...uummmm....Fortnite. That's right. We're talking about VIDEO GAMES. Get your quarters ready and let's waste a night over at the Maha'a Arcade! Just to make sure, your Dad's gonna pick us up later and drive me home? Cool. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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I'M GONNA JIB 25:58

8M ago25:58

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Check your breath. Make sure your braces are clean. Don't be all handsy. We're giving you our first kiss on this week's "mini-sode". Hang on. It's gonna be awkward. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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THE ERIN BAG 1:06:07

8M ago1:06:07

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Hey there. Good to see ya. Yeah. I know you stopped by for something. Just can't think of why you're here at the moment. Jeez, you'd think this week's episode was about FORGETFULNESS. Wait.........no. That's not it. Hey. When did you get here? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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UNZIP THE SACK 24:56

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This week's "mini-sode" may drive you so crazy that you'll might leave the Maha'a Tiki Lounge and find yourself in the comfort of a nice jail cell. Yeah. We have that effect on people. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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WELCOME TO FIRST A$$ 1:15:08

8M ago1:15:08

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Say, who is that group of people sitting over there, sipping on those smart tales, dressed to the nines, laughing and carrying on? Why those people are CHILDLESS BY CHOICE. What empty lives they must lead....................but they sure do look happy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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ONE GOOD SWALLOW 30:49

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We have been told that listening to an episode of DEAR POD is just as intoxicating as sniffing glue. So, do yourself a favor and take a big whiff of us up you OL' FACTORY this week. Yeah. I think that came out right. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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LE BUCKETS 1:12:36

9M ago1:12:36

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What are your RESOLUTIONS? Mine are not to make any in the upcoming year. I think that is a win-win for all of us. If your friends are having trouble coming up with a resolution, just tell them to listen to DEAR POD every week in 2025. Like I said: Win-Win. #dearpod #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast @rounderbum ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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FROM OUR G'HOME... 21:50

9M ago21:50

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What's my New Year's resolution you. ask? It's to do a whole bunch of these adorable "mini-sodes" in 2025. Oh my God, they're so petite and charming. Not to mention how good they are for my waistline. So, grab yourself a handful of us as we ring in the new year! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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A SCARECROW ON FIRE 1:21:30

9M ago1:21:30

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We standby the fact that what you are about to hear is the most non-Christmas Christmas episode that you will ever encounter. Now deck the halls and grab the toilet paper because things are about to get epic in here. Just remember to flush twice. You know. Just in case. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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SHE GAVE ME THIS QUOTE 37:59

10M ago37:59

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This week's 'mini-sode" would sound a whole lot better if it was done with Irish accents from our hosts. But, hey! You're here. We're here. Let's get the Christmas party started. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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ENTER MY CHARCUTERIE 1:25:02

10M ago1:25:02

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There's no way to defy gravity and escape the inevitable realities of AGING in this week's episode. Now , let's all put on our adult diapers and see what Erin and Patty had nipped, tucked, trimmed and yanked in the past year. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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THEY CAUGHT WIND 34:43

10M ago34:43

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We're trying very hard to hear if we got the right mix on this week's "mini-sode". We can't really tell because the woman who lives above us is either throwing cats in a blender or keeps hitting her toe with a hammer. All we know is that the sounds coming from above us are horrific. That being said, turn up the volume and enjoy this weeks episode w…

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GET YOUR OWN CHALICE 1:03:49

10M ago1:03:49

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Are you moving downward from a higher to a lower level? Does that new person in your life make your heart go "a-pitter-patter"? Chances are, you are FALLing. And, while you're down there, can ya pick up my car key I just dropped? Thanks. You're a peach. Enjoy the show. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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NOW I'M CURIOUS CURIOS 26:55

10M ago26:55

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Why does a woman want to hang onto a man when he's love with another woman? Why does Erin need to punch someone in the face before she dies? All this and other useless questions answered in this week's mini-sode! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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WHO'S NED HARRIS? 1:02:02

11M ago1:02:02

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Oh my God, between the election and the eighty degree weather in October, my nerves are officially shot and my ANXIETY and STRESS levels are shaking the foundation of my home. Let's all lie down. Call our therapists and tell them to buckle in. It's going to be a long and bumpy session. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★…

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NO ROOM AT THE STICK IT INN 1:04:40

11M ago1:04:40

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TRICK OR TREAT! We're handing out full size Snicker bars and "Fun Size" laughs on this week's wildly, scary episode. What makes this episode so frightening, you ask? Jules is going commando. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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THANKS WITCHES! 21:07

11M ago21:07

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This weeks "mini-sode" will not only convince you this that WITCHCRAFT is real but Erin just might be the Linda Evangelista of podcasts. I don't know exactly what that means, but we're just going to go with it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris

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KYLE, LEAVE! 1:20:31

11M ago1:20:31

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We're nipping, tucking, and lifting this week. That's right. It's all about PLASTIC SURGERY. If we do it right, we'll take the hair that Jules has on his back and attach it to his shiny forehead. Oh, this is going to be fun! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★By Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris