Best Jess Whitmore Podcasts (2025)

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Fail Films 101 #35: Return of the Prof: Wild Wild West (ft. Ricky Jiles) 1:13:59

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4+ y ago1:13:59

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CW: racism, ableism, overall bigotry throughout the movie, body horror. The Professor is back, this time to talk about 1999's "masterpiece," Wild Wild West with his friend Ricky.

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Class is Back in Session 3:12

4+ y ago3:12

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2020 was rough. But 2021 is already better. And now's as good a time as ever to open the classroom back up.

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112 - Constantine (2005) 1:04:54

5y ago1:04:54

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On Mental Health 7:10

5y ago7:10

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CW for mentions of suicidal ideation and hospitalization. The professor explains where he's been, when he's coming back, and encourages listeners to take care of their mental health.

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Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) 1:11:33

5+ y ago1:11:33

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110 - The Umbrella Academy, Season 2 (2020) 1:11:39

5+ y ago1:11:39

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Resources on the Movement for Black Trans Lives: Starters: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/black-trans-lives-matter-march-ceyenne-doroshow https://www.cosmopolitan.com/politics/a32867836/black-trans-lives-matter-how-to-help-protest-donate/ Black Trans Femmes in the Arts: https://linktr.ee/btfacollective The Okra Project: https://www.theokraproject.…

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Fail Films 101 #34: 2020 Self-Quarantine Film Festival: Jupiter Ascending (ft. Jess Whitmore) 52:01

5+ y ago52:01

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The Professor is joined by the Movie Morgue's Jess to discuss Jupiter Ascending and go on several ADHD tangents.

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109 - The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) 1:00:41

5+ y ago1:00:41

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Fail Films 101 #33: 2020 Self-Quarantine Film Festival: Josie and the Pussycats (ft. Robyn R.) Pt. 2 1:04:46

5+ y ago1:04:46

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The professor sits down with his little sister the week before her wedding day to discuss their favorite movie from their childhood.

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Fail Films 101 #32: 2020 Self-Quarantine Film Festival: Josie and the Pussycats (ft. Robyn R.) Pt. 1 1:00:34

5+ y ago1:00:34

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The professor sits down with his little sister the week before her wedding day to discuss their favorite movie from their childhood.

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Fail Films 101 #31: 2020 Self-Quarantine Film Festival: The Bye Bye Man (ft. Sarah Brooks and Dakota the dog) 1:34:57

5+ y ago1:34:57

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In our first episode in quite some time, Professor J and Sarah go back to the catalyst for both our class and for the Bad Movie Club. They also discuss why young children should not be brought to college-age parties, conspiracy theories, erectile dysfunction, and a Snakes on a Plane sequel...again.

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108 - Beastars (2019) 1:16:10

5+ y ago1:16:10

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Updates, Apologies, and Slight Change of Plans 5:41

5+ y ago5:41

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It's been a while. And a lot's happened. Like, in the world. So Professor J's going over what's happened since the last accidental hiatus, and what kid material we'll be covering for the time being.

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107 - Onward (2020) 1:06:29

6y ago1:06:29

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106 - The Good Exorcist (2018) (w/ director Josh Stifter) 1:11:08

6y ago1:11:08

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105 - Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) 1:05:10

6y ago1:05:10

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Fail Films 101 #30: The Best of the Decade (ft. Sarah Brooks) 54:03

6y ago54:03

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Professor J and Sarah break down their favorite bad movies of the 2010s.

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104 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) 1:16:47

6y ago1:16:47

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Fail Films 101 #29: Fail Films Field Trips: CATS (ft. Bad Movie Club) 1:35:28

6y ago1:35:28

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After seeing the single most ridiculous movie he has ever seen in his life, Professor J sits down with John, Ricky, and Jessi to discuss Tom Hooper's disasterpiece, CATS. No description can do this discussion justice.

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Fail Films 101 #28: Christmas 2019: A Mermaid for Christmas (ft. Fancy Pants the Kitten and Dakota the Dog) 47:46

6y ago47:46

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In our triumphant return from another unplanned hiatus, Professor J tackles his first Christmas movie, and boy, is this one a doozy. He also can't figure out the plural for "shrimp", learns a thing or two about soap operas, and invites his foster kitten and his dog to share their thoughts.

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103 - Taste Closed- Heaven Ain't Hard To Find (2019) (w/Macks aka SBN3) 1:22:05

6y ago1:22:05

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Updates and Apologies 1:53

6y ago1:53

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Good news, the Professor got promoted at his paying job. But with the added responsibilities, he's been slacking on the podcast. Class will be back in session next Sunday, 11/24.

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102 - Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) 1:30:11

6y ago1:30:11

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Fail Films 101 #27: The Spookening 2019: REPO! The Genetic Opera (Part 2) 19:45

6y ago19:45

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In part 2 of our REPO! episode, the Professor goes over the movie's thrilling conclusion. On his phone. On his lunch break. Sorry about that, y'all. It's been a busy weekend.

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Fail Films 101 #26: The Spookening 2019: REPO! The Genetic Opera (Part 1) 44:05

6y ago44:05

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In our third "The Spookening" movie, the professor covers one of his all-time favorites. He also compares three of the characters to an infamous family, discusses a controversial casting decision, and draws parallels from classic literature.

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101 - Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) 46:12

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Fail Films 101 #25: The Spookening 2019: The Great Halloween Puppy Adventure 1:04:42

6y ago1:04:42

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The Spookening continues with our second (and definitely not last) David DeCoteau movie, "The Great Halloween Puppy Adventure" aka "A Halloween Puppy" aka "A Magic Puppy". The professor also comes unhinged over clip art, loses his shit (in a good way) over a bulldog named Muffin, and admits to never having seen any of the "Evil Dead" movies.…

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Fail Films 101 #24: The Spookening 2019: Furry Nights 53:35

6y ago53:35

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Fail Films 101 returns from hiatus with the first of our Halloween episodes! The Professor goes over literally the only movie he's ever seen about furries. He also warns against the dangers of licking blood, goes on a rant about the science behind a character death, and wonders if the guy who made this movie actually knows anything about furries in…

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100 - Blade II (w/ Mateo Guerrero) 1:10:47

6y ago1:10:47

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A Quick Update 2:09

6+ y ago2:09

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A brief update on Professor J's progress with the Romeo and Juliet episode, as well as the announcement of a brief hiatus (and an explanation why).

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Fail Films 101 #23: Blatant Rip Offs: Repo Men 36:20

6+ y ago36:20

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Professor J spends most of this episode talking about how much better the movie that "Repo Men" ripped off is than "Repo Men" is...so prepare for a lot of that. There's also a lot of apologies. The professor found this movie pretty lackluster and he's absolutely not shy about that opinion, so if you liked the episode where all he did was complain a…

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Fail Films 101 #22: Blatant Rip Offs: Max Magician Part 2 (ft. John Noatch) 1:09:44

6+ y ago1:09:44

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In part 2 of our Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings episode, Professor J and John talk about discuss their conspiracy theory that elves have bird bones, try not to get sued by a couple more studios, and marvel as one of their favorite characters becomes a Beyblade.

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99 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) (w/ John Donahue) 1:06:02

6+ y ago1:06:02

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Fail Films 101 #21: Blatant Rip Offs: Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings Part 1 (ft. John Noatch) 1:01:57

6+ y ago1:01:57

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In another two-parter, Professor J and his friend John tackle a movie with a long-ass title, take precautionary measures to not get sued by a major movie studio, get incredibly extra over an out-of-place sound effect, and wonder why this movie appears to have been filmed at a renaissance fair.

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Fail Films 101 #20: Class Suggestions: The Wicker Man (ft. Dan Cook) 1:11:21

6+ y ago1:11:21

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In our second class suggestion, Professor J and his friend Dan discuss Nic Cage's magnum opus, The Wicker Man. They also try to do science, attempt to master Mr. Cage's deadpan yelling, and invent a new movie genre: "porror". Videos mentioned in the episode: "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzrDpj6M1ig "NOT THE BEES!" https:/…

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98 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw (2019) 57:10

6+ y ago57:10

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Fail Films 101 #19: "Wholesome" Family Fun: A Talking Cat!?! (ft. Sarah Brooks and Dan Cook) 1:49

6+ y ago1:49

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In our first multi-guest episode, Professor J sits down with his friends Sarah and Dan to discuss the delightful David DeCoteau classic, "A Talking Cat!?!" They also get super philosophical, pitch a movie idea of their own, and demand a film adaptation of one of Chuck Tingle's best-selling "Tinglers". Also, here's that video Professor J mentioned: …

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Fail Films 101 #18: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Grown Ups (recorded on Facebook Live) 32:53

6+ y ago32:53

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In our first live episode, Professor J covers a movie that made him break a 20-something-year-old promise to himself. It was so bad, and it pissed him off so much, that he genuinely could not make it through the first 25 minutes of the movie. As the episode was originally recorded live, we've opted to leave the recording unedited.…

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97 - Mortal Kombat (1995) (w/ @stevedennis400) 1:07:07

6+ y ago1:07:07

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Fail Films 101 #17: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Bee Movie (ft. Emily Oaks) 1:47:16

6+ y ago1:47:16

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After an unplanned hiatus, Professor J is back to pick up where he left off in the syllabus. Together with his friend Emily, the infamous "Bee Movie" is discussed with an un-bee-lievable amount of bee puns. They also bring up the dystopian bee society implied by this universe, the hierarchy of bee laws, bee airports, and of course, the disturbing i…

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96 - Spiderman: Far From Home (2019) 59:05

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A Brief Apology and Update 1:56

6+ y ago1:56

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TL;DR: Sorry for the unplanned hiatus. Shit got weird. We'll be back on a regular release schedule Tuesday, July 11th.

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95 - Men In Black: International (2019) 1:09:14

6+ y ago1:09:14

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94 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters (w/ Mateo Guerrero) 1:15:24

6+ y ago1:15:24

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Fail Films 101 #16: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Foodfight! Part 2 (ft. John Noatch) 44:59

6+ y ago44:59

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In part 2 of our Foodfight! episode, Professor J and John's brains break from blatant anti-Semetic and homophobic caricatures. They also make some dirty jokes about weasels and delve into a bit of World War 2 history (because it's impossible not to with this movie).

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Fail Films 101 #15: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Foodfight! Part 1 (ft. John Noatch) 43:40

6+ y ago43:40

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In part 1 of our Foodfight! episode, Professor J and John discuss why this movie took nearly a decade to make. That's right, a decade. They also discuss the line between furries and catgirls and lament over the short life of a bag of chips.

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Fail Films 101 #14: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Jack and Jill Part 2 (ft. John Noatch) 56:51

6+ y ago56:51

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In part 2 of the Jack and Jill episode, Professor J and John discuss the birth of a huge moment in internet history, as well as the movie's only "ally" moment. They also play "Higher or Lower" and vow never to take a Royal Caribbean cruise.

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93 - John Wick 3: Parabellum (2019) 1:02:18

6+ y ago1:02:18

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Fail Films 101 #13: "Wholesome" Family Fun: Jack and Jill Part 1 (ft. John Noatch) 56:08

6+ y ago56:08

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In our first two-part episode, Professor J and his friend John tackle Adam Sandler's "classic", Jack and Jill. They also replace production info with fun facts, tweet a very important question about the movie to the man himself, and develop an intense craving for Coca-Cola.

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Fail Films 101 #12: Class Suggestions: Meet The Feebles (ft. Dr. J) 51:46

6+ y ago51:46

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Please be sure to listen to the content warning before listening to this episode and/or watching this movie. Professor J and his friend Dr. J cover, by far, the most graphic movie that ever has been -- and ever will be -- discussed in class. They also discuss furries, walrus sex, Michael Bolton, and rotten milk. Come smell the rotten milk with us.…