Best Jackie Zebrowski Podcasts (2025)

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Dimly Lit Smut - Gothikana with Sydney Steinberg! 1:01:56

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Grab your maxi skirts, folks. Brea and Mallory talk about Gothikana with actor and comedian Sydney Steinberg! Email us at [email protected]! Forever by Judy Blume Gothikana by RuNyx Reading Smut Merch https://www.instagram.com/sydney_steinberg/ Next month’s book is Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux!…

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CelebReadies: Hilaria Baldwin's MANUEL NOT INCLUDED 1:02:54

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IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!! This is a one and done, guys. Absolutely no need to spend more than one episode on this book. What can we say here that we haven't already screamed about.... man oh man. Man oh MANUEL. This book. Enjoy the ramblings of Jackie and MJ as they go through this 8 chapter... experience. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon!…

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Pitch Perfect WATCHALONG 1:52:11

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This week on Page 7 Jackie and MJ are pitch-slappin' ya with a watchalong of the 2012 a-caward winning film "Pitch Perfect!" Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcasts…

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Episode 49 - No Loyalty Breeds No Loyalty 1:12:00

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This week Jackie and Kara start off with news of the Women Owned™ BuzzBallz blow up pool, and Sophie Turner being mom shamed for not fully explaining the custody situation with her children post divorce to randos online, and Kourtney Kardashian actually thanked the public for shaming her for forgetting that life vest. Our first emailer wants to kno…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 13: CONCRETE JUNGLES WHERE ANGELS KILL YOU 1:06:31

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OHHH WE HAVE SOME NOICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN HERE! We follow Ruhn on a mirthrooted fugue state to further some rebellion activity (and get to meet Agent Night AND Agent Daybright YES PLEASEEEEEE!!!) But back in the real world, we are finding out MORE about our torture Bert and Ernie.......AND more about our new Archangel boss. HOW DO WE TRUST W…

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BONUS: This Town F*cks - Sweet Berries with Too Stupid To Live! 58:48

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Brea and Mallory and Becky from Too Stupid to Live talk about Sweet Berries by C.M. Nacosta, low stakes smut, and how millennials long for health insurance. Email us at [email protected]! Sweet Berries Too Stupid to Live Reading Smut Merch Maneater by Emily Antoinette The Dragon’s Bride by Katee Robert Next month’s book is Her Soul to …

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CelebReadies: Carrie Fisher's Wishful Drinking 43:46

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You guys, this is such a beautiful book! This is one we highly, highly recommend listening to and enjoying for yourself-- it's read by Fisher and it is somehow an absolute joy to read despite its heavy subject matter. It's such a short read that we finish it in one episode. Fisher talks about growing up in the shadows of her famous parents, her mar…

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REEEEEEWIIIIIND 1999 1:13:04

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We're gonna party like it's 1999 and the world's about to end because of computers, or Jesus returnin', or SOMETHIN'! It's time to MAMBO NO. 5 through those angsty pre-teen years with MJ and Jackie! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Sta…

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Episode 48 - Convict Episode! 1:01:37

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This week on 'Who's The Bitch's Continental Divide Summer', our resident Devil's Bitch Kara and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the sticky ass heat of summer, then it's directly on to your calls and letters for some SOLICIATED ADVICE! Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for walkin' out on their job after a new coworker systematically targ…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 12: Riddler Diddler Me THIS! 56:28

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AWWWWW BOYS WILL BE BOYS and even an OptiCube can build a friendship between two thicc angry meaties!! It's kinda cute that all these murder-torture-machines are living in a dorm together---oy imagine the smell YOU KNOW THEY AIN'T GUN BE CLEANIN. Too busy torturin'! But Bryce ain't too busy to get to know Hunt a little bit more......hell yeah i thi…

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Second Helpings - Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, STARBUCKS 1:15:21

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On this week's Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie are talkin' 'bout MJ's teaching past and the roasts dished out via children, Jackie and Geoff started "30 Rock" again 'cause she's only seen it once. Jackie reveals one of Henry and Ed's GOON follows, which is Salma Hayek who apparently looks better than she did when she was danccin' with the snek, Aubr…

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Wine and Cigarette Time w/ Amber Nelson 1:25:14

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Amber Nelson of The Brighter Side, SPUN and HGX2 to goss' 'bout the various C words, Amber is lucky enough to hear the final verdict on the Grand Tome of Goop, and it's that she sucks and is the reason we have a Wormlord holding power in the White House as well as why Erewhon is able to overcharge fo…

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Episode 47 - Legs Open, Ready to Play 1:09:17

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On this episode of Who's the Bitch, Jackie and Kara continue their summer across the country from each other, but Kara's got a cursed doll named Elanor keeping her constant company, and Jackie begins to prepare herself to do "outdoor people" things with Camp Counselor Kara! Here's hopin' they come through with that 'The Zebrowski's Go Outside' bit.…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 11: It's fine you'll like it 1:20:38

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Although the horniness is getting torqued up THE CULMINATION IS ON A DELAY because cock blockage is here and it's in WOLF FORM. Rebeccalita the fae pool shark graces our studio today WILL SHE GET HER GROOVE BACK? Cormac and Ruhn are sinkin balls (and NOT KISSING, they are COUSINS you gutter dwellers!!) and connectingggg because when ya FAE ya FAMIL…

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Horny for Dukes - Bridgerton and Smutty Adaptations with Drea Clark! 1:20:30

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Brea and Mallory talk Bridgerton and adapting smut to the screen with Drea Clark! Email us at [email protected]! Reading Smut Merch Drea Clark Next month’s book is Gothikana by RuNyx! And our upcoming bonus episode book is Sweet Berries! Sponsor Pair Eyewear www.paireyewear.com CODE: READING Books Mentioned: Wallflower Series by Lisa K…

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Second Helpings - Deeply Humorless 1:12:23

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This week's Second Helpings takes place on Jackie's birthday eve, but MJ helps to distract her from the birthday dread with talk of the twelve layer PR blast Twelver Swift set off during the Kelce bro's podcast. Jojo Siwa dropped a self aware track bringing the summer to end with a "Raspy" era, and someone decided to fingerblast their girl at a Yan…

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Snuff Queen 1:24:59

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This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie start things off by wonderin' if Jimmy Buffett was singin' 'bout a snuff film star, with a song NOT dedicated to the ill Ed Larson, and MJ wishes that Raffi has had a lot of romantic pleasure in his life. Then it's time to flip over to Benson Boone asking people to stop being mean to him for his birthday which pred…

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Episode 46 - I'm Still A Fun Mom 1:09:06

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On this week's 'Who's The Bitch?' Jackie relives going to see a movie recently because all she could focus on was the disgusting filth individual near her who chose to take off their shoes AND SOCKS, then PLACE their nasty sock sweat feet on the top of the OCCUPIED SEAT in front of them, and Kara believes it's due to covid breaking our brains. Oh, …

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 10: Fae NAYS 1:17:11

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IT'S AN ACTION PACKED LORE DUMP so get your fae ears perked and keep your portals OPEN AND PRIMED! Aidas shows up catting around the apartment spewing his mewling riddles (ugh why can't he just STRAIGHT UP SAY IT? Princes of the Chasm are annoying AF!!) Then we are visited by our big thicc Scotshound Cormac and are we slippin for him? DO WE TRUST H…

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Second Helpings - Look Down At The Poor People 1:12:32

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This week the Jackie and MJ, who are NOT affiliated with the Daughters of the American Revolution, are back for some Second Helpings! Jackie gives an update on what happened to the Snackies from this week's Page 7, Sydney Sweeney's brother is supporting her or something dumb, but tig biddy has been big played out, and Jackie gives a less than stell…

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I Think They're In Love w/ Julia Johns 1:28:04

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by friend and comedian Julia Johns as they confirm Sydney Sweeney is YUCK, and the Goopograhy book confirms Gwyneth Paltrow is just as detached from reality as she seems. Julia is starting a family friendly show called "The Littlest Late Show" and has enlisted the network children for help, then Rod Ste…

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Episode 45 - Daddy Issues 1:00:12

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This week on Who's the Bitch it's Kara is slingin' the singin' much to Jackie's surprise! While Jojo Siwa named her boyfriends balls and should just please stop now, Trisha Paytas revealed her 3rd kids name and Kara finds out live about the glory of Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon, plus some UNSOLICITED ADVICE about naming babies (and body parts)! Then…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 9: H-E-Single Hockey Stick 1:20:00

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It's TIME TO TAKE YUH PANTS OFF but keep your battys in the belfry because this is no sexy time de-pantsing unfortunately!! Who's got the time to no pants dance when we have a BLOODHOUND to discuss??? Oh lord, I hope the whole gang doesn't show up!!!! (because of the bloodhound gang? Hunt wants to do it like they do on the discovery channel!) Pleas…

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Second Helpings - A Woke Horse They're Gonna Ride On 1:18:39

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Our baddest B.I.T.C.H (Baby In Total Control of Herself) Jackie and her Special Little Boy MJ are back with Second Helpings, including remembering Hulk Hogan should Rest In Piss, and the unearthed Daddy's Deli audio is servin' up memories @ 7:36.591 ! The 15 year anniversary of Snooki's iconic "WHERE'S THE BEACH!?" moment is upon us, and it's been …

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Splenda for Inc*st - Credence! 49:52

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Brea and Mallory get familial with Credence by Penelope Douglas! Email us at [email protected]! Reading Smut Merch All the Ugly and Wonderful Things by Bryn Greenwood Next month’s pick: Gothikana by RuNyx!By Brea Grant, Mallory O'Meara

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Vagina Zebrowski w/ Kara Klenk 1:20:39

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This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone to look like Sydney Sweeney, and Katy Perry continues to bring terror into the world, this time with Justin Trudeau. The great book of Goop has flooded the streets, the Astronomer company brought ole …

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Episode 44 - The Ick 55:59

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This week on Who's the Bitch, Jackie's goin' off 'bout AMC Stubs as well as AMC bringin' in REGULAR COMMERCIALS during the trailers, Jack White finally gets a cell phone (and hopefully lightens the burden on everyone else), and Kara shares a tale of her own Jen Affleck from Highschool. Then it's onto SOME SOLICITED ADVICE! This week's first emailer…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 8: WE ARE FURY-OUS 1:15:04

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Ohhhhh what we would DO with a Mommy Warbucks!!! But for now the Furys Axtar sit with their unnecessary straps and longing to seduce via tongue and ice cream. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if your brother could pester you via mind connection? Well, Bryce is dealing with it a LOT better than we would!!!! What's a woman to do when she's tr…

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Second Helpings - Fellat Me 1:16:43

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Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, and Jackie FINALLY finishes explaining the finger claps! Buzzballz is starting to sell inflatable novelty pools, Jackie talks some "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" talk, MJ says the scene in "Enchanted" with t…

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Stay Mad w/ Holden McNeely 1:22:11

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This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're traveling back 1000 years (in pop culture time, that is) because the CEO cheatin' video dropped MOMENTS after they recorded last week's "Second Helpings", but boy does the video never lose it's KICK!…

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Episode 43 - Share Your Pettiness With Us 1:06:02

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This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara is back in Connecticut after dealing with a weirdo window opener IN THE AISLE SEAT who kept violating Kara's airspace, and Jackie shares her own tale 'bout a window bitch. Kara and Jackie chat about some GENERAL BITCHERY of how reporters are still trying to make Colin Jost say mean things about his wife ScarJo. Je…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 7: Merde-apy 1:08:01

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WHAT DO A SEXY TECHNOLOGY HEAD AND A SEXY MER HAVE IN COMMON?? Perfect. Costumes. (and a need for WET. STEED.) (maybe?) Tharion is on the hunt for some answers but will the answer be AGHHHHHH MY LEGGGGSSSS AREN''T LEEEEGGGSSSSSS? No he's got LIVES TO SAVE! And don't forget-- you better empty the drain before you use your brain! Please read up until…

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Second Helpings - LampJ 1:18:52

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Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY! Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bou…

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Live Maas with Natalie Jean and Jackie Zebrowski! 1:07:22

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Brea and Mallory talk to Natalie and Jackie from the LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City Podcast about the appeal of Sarah J Maas and the horny fairy community. Email us at [email protected]! LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City Natalie Jean Jackie Zebrowski https://www.instagram.com/lastpodnetwork/ LPN Romantasy YouTube The Bloody Chamber by Angel…

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World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean 1:08:06

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This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends w…

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Episode 42 - The Best of The Bitchathon 1:19:21

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This week on Who's The Bitch?, we've got a recap of the 3 hour Bitchathon stream, including Kara trying the Pineapple Jalapeno BuzzBall! Our first call comes in from a firefighting arborist, who's got a roommate whose with a nasty habit of starting fires when he's been drankin' despite burn warnings. Then the first guest of the Bitchathon, and the …

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 6: Wings and Wangs 1:08:56

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We have a new boss mommy in town! Is she a bad boss mommy or a good boss mommy? Oh do we love to live in the sludge of the morally grey! We meet two new angel boyz Helhound and the Hammer but SURPRISE we are NOT dreaming about their wingspan...... Speaking of throbbing angels, we ARE dreaming about Hunt's wingspan but THAT BOY CAN'T STAY OUT OF TRO…

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Second Helpings - All Natural Takis 1:16:00

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep …

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Summer of Fun? w/ Carolina Hidalgo 1:22:18

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own attempted hot dog eating champ Carolina Hidalgo as Jojo Siwa serenades P7 with Betty Davis Eyes and the return of the man stands where land meets horizon, Joey Chestnut, in the episode we all wanted complete with a Siwupdate, Tori Spelling's ex husband Dean McDermott micromanaged her cooking in the ki…

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Episode 41 - The Doldrums of Summer 1:02:00

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The Summer Bitchathon of 2025 has come to pass, and while we were able to figure out who was the #BOTS (Bitch Of The Summer), we're all truly asking 'HOW DID CHUB RUB NOT WIN????' Kara brought her kids to the East coast for the summer and is starting to enjoy the fact that you can drink the air here. Jackie's Safety Corner involves the revelation t…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 5: Nips in Heaven 1:31:37

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What do we do?? ALL WE WANT IS TO CUDDLE KISS ON OUR UMBRA MORTIS and all we get is a sad boi wolf ex-friend bleeding on our floor! We SUPPORT RUHN’S DADDY FIGHT before getting JUICY DEETS on some betrotheds. Is Jesiba…..feeling something for Bryce? New vanir mother figure with a mysterious past and an even more enigmatic present? DON’T MIND IF I D…

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Permission to Go F*ckwild - Bull Moon Rising 1:02:44

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Brea and Mallory discuss Bull Moon Rising, the appeal of knotting, and how to schedule a minotaur rut. Email us at [email protected]! Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon Next month’s book is Credence by Penelope DouglasBy Mallory O'Meara, Brea Grant

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Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake 1:10:32

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Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at…

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They Shot Orlando Bloom's Exwife Into Space w/ Jake Young 1:27:48

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Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included. WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyon…

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Episode 40 - More Sensitive than the Internet As A Whole 1:15:11

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This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon! In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order?? Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 4: Livin' on the EDGE 1:23:26

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What is this- a surprise party?!?!? Ugh big hot steed Cormac shows up and he has got some news to share with the party that might make Hunt sizzle out of his lightening pants. Speaking of sizzling out of his lightening pants, Bryce and Hunt come home to ANOTHER big thicc surprise. But we do leave you with an important question: HOW DOES ONE HAVE SE…

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Second Helpings - We've Given Up On Gempsy 1:14:19

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg! MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" on…

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Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson 1:22:35

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week! Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th ann…

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Episode 39 - Secret Siblings 53:31

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Kara and Jackie are preppin' 4 the BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY over on www.youtube.com/@WhosTheB plus gettin' into the new term for losin' contact; "caspering". As well as the sometimes nightmare world of friend communication in general. Then it's onto our first email, from a mother who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for lying about why the father o…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 3: Give a Little Hoof of my Glove to You 1:09:42

3M ago1:09:42

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GET YER HOOVES UP These fae baes are goin to a PARTY and we are ALL INVITED! Everybody's fulla spirits and lookin to KISS but some people have made stupid boundaries about how far their kissing goes (cough Brunt cough)!!! We'[ve got your mirthroot..... we've got your first light accessories.... and you KNOW we got a surprise portal! BUT IS IT TO HE…