Best Jackie Zebrowski Podcasts (2025)

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Live Maas with Natalie Jean and Jackie Zebrowski! 1:07:22

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Brea and Mallory talk to Natalie and Jackie from the LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City Podcast about the appeal of Sarah J Maas and the horny fairy community. Email us at [email protected]! LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City Natalie Jean Jackie Zebrowski https://www.instagram.com/lastpodnetwork/ LPN Romantasy YouTube The Bloody Chamber by Angel…

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Vagina Zebrowski w/ Kara Klenk 1:20:39

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This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone to look like Sydney Sweeney, and Katy Perry continues to bring terror into the world, this time with Justin Trudeau. The great book of Goop has flooded the streets, the Astronomer company brought ole …

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Episode 44 - The Ick 55:59

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This week on Who's the Bitch, Jackie's goin' off 'bout AMC Stubs as well as AMC bringin' in REGULAR COMMERCIALS during the trailers, Jack White finally gets a cell phone (and hopefully lightens the burden on everyone else), and Kara shares a tale of her own Jen Affleck from Highschool. Then it's onto SOME SOLICITED ADVICE! This week's first emailer…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 8: WE ARE FURY-OUS 1:15:04

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Ohhhhh what we would DO with a Mommy Warbucks!!! But for now the Furys Axtar sit with their unnecessary straps and longing to seduce via tongue and ice cream. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if your brother could pester you via mind connection? Well, Bryce is dealing with it a LOT better than we would!!!! What's a woman to do when she's tr…

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Second Helpings - Fellat Me 1:16:43

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Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, and Jackie FINALLY finishes explaining the finger claps! Buzzballz is starting to sell inflatable novelty pools, Jackie talks some "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" talk, MJ says the scene in "Enchanted" with t…

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Stay Mad w/ Holden McNeely 1:22:11

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This week Jackie is croonin' like Chris Martin, MJ is begging for some 'llatin and Holden returns! Oasis is performing together again (for now), we're traveling back 1000 years (in pop culture time, that is) because the CEO cheatin' video dropped MOMENTS after they recorded last week's "Second Helpings", but boy does the video never lose it's KICK!…

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Episode 43 - Share Your Pettiness With Us 1:06:02

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This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara is back in Connecticut after dealing with a weirdo window opener IN THE AISLE SEAT who kept violating Kara's airspace, and Jackie shares her own tale 'bout a window bitch. Kara and Jackie chat about some GENERAL BITCHERY of how reporters are still trying to make Colin Jost say mean things about his wife ScarJo. Je…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 7: Merde-apy 1:08:01

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WHAT DO A SEXY TECHNOLOGY HEAD AND A SEXY MER HAVE IN COMMON?? Perfect. Costumes. (and a need for WET. STEED.) (maybe?) Tharion is on the hunt for some answers but will the answer be AGHHHHHH MY LEGGGGSSSS AREN''T LEEEEGGGSSSSSS? No he's got LIVES TO SAVE! And don't forget-- you better empty the drain before you use your brain! Please read up until…

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Second Helpings - LampJ 1:18:52

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Page 7 is back this week with 100% more MJ, and he's got things to SAY! Jackie liked the new "Jurassic World" sans Chris Pratt soft reboot, Colin Jost isn't actively threatened by his more successful wife and sadly that's a pleasant surprise to us all. MJ plans to return havin' watched "Wicked" with the kids vvvv soon! Lotta people are talkin' 'bou…

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World of Mormies w/ Natalie Jean 1:08:06

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This week we're hangin' up our 'NO BOYS ALLOWED' sign since MJ's trapped in the Realm of Shadow without internet, so Jackie is joined by LPN's Natalie Jean as they discuss the songs they walked down the aisle to, celebrate the breaking news of the draft for ACOTAR book 6 being sent to the publisher, and SPOILER ALERT the "Love Island" finale ends w…

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Episode 42 - The Best of The Bitchathon 1:19:21

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This week on Who's The Bitch?, we've got a recap of the 3 hour Bitchathon stream, including Kara trying the Pineapple Jalapeno BuzzBall! Our first call comes in from a firefighting arborist, who's got a roommate whose with a nasty habit of starting fires when he's been drankin' despite burn warnings. Then the first guest of the Bitchathon, and the …

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 6: Wings and Wangs 1:08:56

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We have a new boss mommy in town! Is she a bad boss mommy or a good boss mommy? Oh do we love to live in the sludge of the morally grey! We meet two new angel boyz Helhound and the Hammer but SURPRISE we are NOT dreaming about their wingspan...... Speaking of throbbing angels, we ARE dreaming about Hunt's wingspan but THAT BOY CAN'T STAY OUT OF TRO…

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Second Helpings - All Natural Takis 1:16:00

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie recall the horrors of Jake's terrible snacks, the world of healthy faux snack foods, and then Meghan Markle fruit spread gets a brutal take down from JAM EXPERT DONNA COLLINS! Then some more chat on hyper expensive small batch goods, followed up with even more former royal chitchat, Jackie's knuckles deep …

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Summer of Fun? w/ Carolina Hidalgo 1:22:18

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPN's own attempted hot dog eating champ Carolina Hidalgo as Jojo Siwa serenades P7 with Betty Davis Eyes and the return of the man stands where land meets horizon, Joey Chestnut, in the episode we all wanted complete with a Siwupdate, Tori Spelling's ex husband Dean McDermott micromanaged her cooking in the ki…

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Episode 41 - The Doldrums of Summer 1:02:00

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The Summer Bitchathon of 2025 has come to pass, and while we were able to figure out who was the #BOTS (Bitch Of The Summer), we're all truly asking 'HOW DID CHUB RUB NOT WIN????' Kara brought her kids to the East coast for the summer and is starting to enjoy the fact that you can drink the air here. Jackie's Safety Corner involves the revelation t…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 5: Nips in Heaven 1:31:37

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What do we do?? ALL WE WANT IS TO CUDDLE KISS ON OUR UMBRA MORTIS and all we get is a sad boi wolf ex-friend bleeding on our floor! We SUPPORT RUHN’S DADDY FIGHT before getting JUICY DEETS on some betrotheds. Is Jesiba…..feeling something for Bryce? New vanir mother figure with a mysterious past and an even more enigmatic present? DON’T MIND IF I D…

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Permission to Go F*ckwild - Bull Moon Rising 1:02:44

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Brea and Mallory discuss Bull Moon Rising, the appeal of knotting, and how to schedule a minotaur rut. Email us at [email protected]! Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon Next month’s book is Credence by Penelope DouglasBy Mallory O'Meara, Brea Grant

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Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake 1:10:32

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Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at…

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They Shot Orlando Bloom's Exwife Into Space w/ Jake Young 1:27:48

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Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included. WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyon…

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Episode 40 - More Sensitive than the Internet As A Whole 1:15:11

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This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon! In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order?? Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 4: Livin' on the EDGE 1:23:26

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What is this- a surprise party?!?!? Ugh big hot steed Cormac shows up and he has got some news to share with the party that might make Hunt sizzle out of his lightening pants. Speaking of sizzling out of his lightening pants, Bryce and Hunt come home to ANOTHER big thicc surprise. But we do leave you with an important question: HOW DOES ONE HAVE SE…

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Second Helpings - We've Given Up On Gempsy 1:14:19

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This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg! MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" on…

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Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson 1:22:35

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This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week! Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th ann…

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Episode 39 - Secret Siblings 53:31

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Kara and Jackie are preppin' 4 the BITCHATHON THIS THURSDAY over on www.youtube.com/@WhosTheB plus gettin' into the new term for losin' contact; "caspering". As well as the sometimes nightmare world of friend communication in general. Then it's onto our first email, from a mother who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for lying about why the father o…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 3: Give a Little Hoof of my Glove to You 1:09:42

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GET YER HOOVES UP These fae baes are goin to a PARTY and we are ALL INVITED! Everybody's fulla spirits and lookin to KISS but some people have made stupid boundaries about how far their kissing goes (cough Brunt cough)!!! We'[ve got your mirthroot..... we've got your first light accessories.... and you KNOW we got a surprise portal! BUT IS IT TO HE…

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Second Helpings - Here to Dry Things Up w/ Kara Klenk 1:18:33

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV series, since that's what Jackie was gonna watch while taking ABBATH. But since she couldn't, she started TLC's new show 'Virgins' and bathed in her own tears. That slides into talk about the new tea…

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J***ing Into the Void - Gay Fanfiction with Kit Williamson! 1:03:45

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Brea and Mallory talk about Nifty and online fanfiction with Kit Williamson! Email us at [email protected]! Kit Williamson Unconventional Nifty Next month’s book is Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon! Sponsor Josie’s Lonely Hearts ClubBy Mallory O'Meara, Brea Grant, Kit Williamson

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It's Page Therapy This Week 1:30:14

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This week MJ and Jackie are droppin' Page 7 SANS GUEST, because ain't NO ONE ELSE INVITED TO THIS BESTIE SLUMBA PARTAH!! MJ wanted to watch 'Baby Girl', but Gideon wasn't in the mood so they turned up the heat with an even sexier 'Baby Girl'....Nathan Fielder. Father's Day weekend came and went with both MJ and Jackie having noticed there appears t…

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Episode 38 - Is This Just Guy Craziness? 1:11:03

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Buckle up, it's time for all the tough bitch love YOU CAN HANDLE! Jackie's livin' her best Choir Life (for the past month) and she's FAINLLY comin' out to Kara 'bout it as Kara recalls her weekend of going to an adults skating party (no, not that kind) and met her archnemsis (archbitch?) that caused her to fall on her coccyx and now SHE'S GOT PAIN,…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 2: Statler and Waldorf at the Ballet 1:10:14

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We are back with our besties and it's months later after the end of the last book but has ANYBODY DEALT WITH THEIR FEELINGS? Hell no! Let's go to the ballet instead and flirt with a winged thicc boi in front of our parents? OKURRRRRRRR! Please read up until Chapter 4 for next week!!! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music…

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Second Helpings - It's All PR, Jackie 1:09:27

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Summer Time Sadness Jackie has started her solo journey into Love Island USA S7 a dawg in each hand, while MJ's havin' the exact opposite time and is descending into his Summer of Madness with two schedule free kids, The VERY young and VERY hip MJ crashed his brother and besties 20yr college reunion last weekend, and it had him realizin' that time …

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This Is Legal Advice w/ Seena Ghaznavi 1:14:50

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This weeks SLUMBA PARTAH is about to get LITIGIOUS as our FIRST TIME GUEST (and resident BOY OF SUMMA) Seena Ghaznavi is here to give you all the unsolicited, probably won't hold up in court, free legal advice your little listener ears can handle! So grab your favorite Pilot G2 and manilla folders as we get into the lowdown 'bout Justin Baldoni's c…

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Episode 37 - Professional Scolding 1:02:27

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Summers here, and it's time to do SOME BITCHIN'! Jackie's sending her good wishes towards Kara as the end of the school year looms darkly in the short distance, but momma Kara has it aaaallll planned out, then we're onto some GENERAL BITCHERY from our dedicated Bitchlings with a few UPDATES and a question of "What's the Bitchiest Natural Disaster?"…

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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 1: A SPECTRUM OF EVIL 1:12:54

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THE TIME HAS COME, the walrus said, TO TALK OF MANY THINGS! But not about shoes or ships or sealing wax but actually the prologue of the second Crescent City book House of Sky and Breath. Jackie and Natalie are jumping in as two bad ass bitches so get geared up WE'VE GOT LIVES TO SAVE. Please read up until Chapter 2 for next week!!! These Deep Dive…

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Horny for Pomegranates - Drag Me Up with Aubrey Shea! 1:09:47

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Brea and Mallory read Drag Me Up with actor/musician Aubrey Shea and talk about Greek retellings and why people are so horny about them. Email us at [email protected]! Sponsor Pair Eyewear www.paireyewear.com CODE: READING Good Story Guild Josie’s Lonely Hearts Club Aubrey Shea Drag Me Up Unconventional Circe by Madeline Miller Next mo…

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Second Helpings - I've Got Some Brain Problems 1:13:05

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It's time for some more slippy sloppy Second Helpings as Large Adult Choir Member Jackie Zebrowski brings us up to date on any, and all, things happening with her newest obsession because she's a Choir Girl now, and MJ loves that for her. Then we're jumpin' RIGHT into 'Hereditary' as MJ gives his breakdown on how extra NOT to watch 'Hereditary', wi…

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Vow Renewal - It's Horrible. w/ Holden McNeely 1:13:01

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UHOH! The Booger King is BACK and he has a VERY personal message; he heard each and every dirty little slander attack that Jake Young from 'Nerd Of Mouth' did DARE TO SLING last episode, and this CHARACTER ASSASSINATION will NOT CONTINUE. He's here with aaaaallllllll the 'Tay News' that PROVES he is the one, true Tayenator regardless of the BRAINLE…

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Episode 36 - Emotional Ambush 1:10:26

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Kara and Jackie are back for with another Who's the Bitch, and this week comes with the announcement of a THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!! This week's first email is actually an update on the person who wanted to know if they'd be THE BITCH for proposing to their boyfriend a week before his sister gets married…

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Second Helpings - The Curse of Living This Long 1:15:04

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Gather 'round the dinner table, it's time to slop-up some SECOND HELPINGS, including MJ's watchin' "Full House" with their TWO YUTES and how "A Very Special Episode" led to them realizing the hand they've played in creating today's WOKE BULLSHIT generation, a parallel experience of finishin' "Andor" S2 and divin' STRAIGHT in C H R O N O L O G I C A…

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Vow Renewal - Not Like the Other Nerds w/ Jake Young 1:29:37

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This week Holden might not be here in the flesh, but he's here in the SWEAT as LPN's anime kawaii desu uwu nerdy bestie drops by the sleepover for the FIRST TIME EVER, Jake Young! Jackie's asking the serious questions regarding allegiances, until Jake admits he hasn't really been keeping in the loop, unless it's K-Pop! Then Jackie blows up Jake's s…

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Episode 35 - Vodka Mother 1:11:43

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This week on Who's the Bitch?, Kara's kid is ready to be the very best, and reminisces on a simpler time when parents didn't realize their kids would drink the vodka they gave them, then during out UNsolicited advice Jackie opens Kara up to the world of Tom Cruises fish fuckin', which opens the door for a quick deep dive on Tom's crazy ass before i…

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Maps Are My Smut - Romantasy with Jackie Jennings! 51:46

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Brea and Mallory talk about the meteoric (or is it??) rise of romantasy and what’s its appeal with writer Jackie Jennings! Email us at [email protected]! Next month’s book is Drag Me Up by R.M. Virtues! Jackie Jennings Sponsor Good Story Guild Josie’s Lonely Hearts ClubBy Mallory O'Meara, Brea Grant, Jackie Jennings

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Second Helpings - I Do, I DEFINITELY Know What You Did Last Summer 1:13:26

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This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ reminisce about the classic "Daddy's Deli", MJ has a brief "Who's the Bitch?" in regards to Hilaria Baldwin, then it's on to the new season of "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" and the embarrassment and sadness that's surely in store for the children in the series as they grow. Jackie gets into Season 2 of "…

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Vow Renewal - I'm The Holden Today w/ Natalie Jean 1:20:15

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This week LPN's resident Big Sister Natalie Jean crashes the slumba parta to dish on what dance movies are and are NOT Real Dancer Approved, MJ is feelin' Pope-positive, and Jackie's jealous of Pope Bob's MEAT until she adjusts her crown and remembers WHO SHE IS. A Woman In Total Control (of) Hotdogs. Natalie introduces everyone to a new phrase whi…

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Episode 34 - Anal Cavity of Grief 1:05:09

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On this week's 'Who's the Bitch?', Kara rips it open with the DIRTY DEETS about what she's been up to in her own version of 'Eastbound and Down', plus butthole Botox, while Jackie has been processing the grief from her father recently passing and the slew of sun-dried Florida women who were asking her if she 'let her father go' like a catch and rel…

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Vow Renewal - All Corgis Are Barkers w/ Holden McNeely 1:21:01

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This week Holden's back-back again, and he's thirsty for more LPN time as he and MJ try to keep Jackie sane after the very recent loss of her father, so it's time to goss' 'bout the fact that Hilaria Baldwin has come out as having a very special brain which is why she pretend to be from EL SPAAAAAIINNOOOO, MJ started 'Manuel Not Included' and it's …

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Episode 33 - Dude, Women Have It Hard 1:03:25

3M ago1:03:25

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Jackie and Kara open this episode of 'Who's The Bitch?' up with a BITCH IN THE WILD; "Who's the Bitch in Breaking Bad"? Next, it's time for some UNSOLICATED (POP CULTURE) ADVICE! The Paul's have a new (annoying) show, but they're still not woke assholes! And Logan Paul having a daughter seems to have made his heart grow three times its size (but th…

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Sorry, Mommy - Mistakes Were Made with BJ & Harmony Colangelo 1:22:22

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Brea and Mallory discuss Mistakes Were Made with BJ & Harmony Colangelo and get into age gaps, MILFs, and secret relationships. Email us at [email protected]! Support the show! To join our Discord, email us proof of your MaximumFun membership! This Ends at Prom Sleepaway Camp by BJ and Harmony Colangelo Drag Me Up by R.M. Virtues Spons…

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Second Helpings - Singin' in the Rain WATCHALONG 1:50:58

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May brings spring break showers for all your tap dancin' needs during Network Vacay! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.…

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Vow Renewal - REEEEEEWIIIIIND 2002 1:14:55

3M ago1:14:55

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The networks on vacay, so that means it's time to grab your studded belt, oversized shorts, and sweatbands to dive into the post-911 world of the very serious and grown up teenage versions of Jackie and MJ, in 2002! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Pa…