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Gorilla Leather Meat Speaker (feat. MILKMAN) 1:07:05

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17h ago1:07:05

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Chris Milkman is back and he brought farts! In addition to that fart-based content, we also have another installment of Brain War: Ear War. Please enjoy! www.coolparents.co

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Ralph Yum & The Babushka Boys 1:02:12

8d ago1:02:12

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What we have here are some high school Yearbook Bios from N. Quincy, MA in 2004. Also, a very special installment of Backmasking! www.coolparents.co

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Rewind: An Adorable Dong 1:29:51

15d ago1:29:51

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Here's one that goes waaaaay back to 2018. The 11th episode! And don't you worry, slimes, we'll be back with a brand new banger next week! www.coolparents.co

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Moh Bility 1:03:22

22d ago1:03:22

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Today we're talking about football! Well, just the funny names of the players. But we also have some Masshole townie smut to discuss, a Wormdate, and some bootleg DVD summaries, among other things. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

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The Coolest Guy in Jail 56:04

29d ago56:04

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Listen, this episode is a little messy. We're sorry, it was a weird day. It's still worth listening to, of course, but next week we'll do better. Promise. This episode includes Brain War: Ear War, The Fuck He Said??, and a Spelling Bee. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

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Feed Drop: "The Gurning Man of Glasgow" from Cryptid Cocktail Party 45:59

1M ago45:59

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Check out what our good friends at the Cryptic Cocktail Party podcast are up to! More info HERE. Original episode description: "Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Party! This week, we dive into some relatively recent Scottish folklore and talk about the absolutely nightmarish entity known as the Gurning Man of Glasgow. Is he just a…

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Tar-Zyn 1:10:55

1M ago1:10:55

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We need to talk about Nick Adams some more. Unfortunately. We have some other assorted goofs runnin' wild, culminating in a truly exquisite Pervert Proverbs! www.coolparents.co

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Rewind: C.P. Investigates THE WHISKER MAN 43:43

1M ago43:43

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Here's a rerun from all the way back in 2018 in which Curtis interviews a couple of townies who have witnessed the infamous cryptid called The Whisker Man! We're reposting it because it's great, but also because we want to (eventually) do a follow up. Enjoy! www.coolparents.co

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Balance the Stone, Massage the Brain 1:00:14

1M ago1:00:14

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We take a look at some YouTube comments from ASMR Reiki videos, what a treat! Also, stick around for some brand new Tindergarten Cops! www.coolparents.co

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RIPSTIK RENEGADES: Rip Rip Boom! 34:03

2M ago34:03

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Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands! www.coolparents.co

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Caveman Utopia 55:31

2M ago55:31

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Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again... www.coolparents.co

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Plump My Ring 1:12:21

2M ago1:12:21

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Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate, Bigfoot Update, an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz. Type shit. www.coolparents.co

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Swellin' Up The Devil 1:06:48

3M ago1:06:48

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Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild. www.coolparents.co

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God Dong Greasy Beacon 1:13:04

3M ago1:13:04

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Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs. www.coolparents.co

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Virtual Casket 54:55

3M ago54:55

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"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal." -Anomonish This episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth. www.coolparents.co

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Exquisite Abundance 50:24

3M ago50:24

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Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man! www.coolparents.co

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DINGA 1:03:29

4M ago1:03:29

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Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence! www.coolparents.co

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A Human Loaf with the Face of a Bulldog 1:04:05

4M ago1:04:05

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Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

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So Beauty, So Goodess 1:16:01

4M ago1:16:01

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What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within... www.coolparents.co

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No Light Type Spooky 53:37

4M ago53:37

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Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true. Also... Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co

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Best Goofs! (Ep. 291 - 330) 58:02

5M ago58:02

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Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week! www.coolparents.co

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Stretch 350 1:03:10

5M ago1:03:10

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Yearbook quotes are back! We also have a pretty incredible Truckdate, complete with a prank call. Do not miss, k? www.coolparents.co

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Ghost Math 1:03:50

5M ago1:03:50

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We got a mixed bag today, so just dive in and get wiiiild! www.coolparents.co

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Dig for Bit 1:02:27

5M ago1:02:27

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This is a Jesse Ventura heavy episode, so be prepared. Also, we've got a thick installment of You Wanna Ask Me a Question, B? www.coolparents.co

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C:\USERS\CURTIS\DOWNLOADS\ 38:31

6M ago38:31

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Curtis digs through his Downloads folder. www.coolparents.co

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The Godfather of Polynomials 57:21

6M ago57:21

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Do you want to learn about the real history of computers? Look no further whatsoever, here's a new installment of Slime Capsule! www.coolparents.co

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The Phony Scrotum 1:01:28

6M ago1:01:28

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We have some listener mail runnin' wild and we also must discuss the 2024 Oscar nominees. We know what they're about, I swear. In other news: BABA VANGA... www.coolparents.co

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The Spunk Atom 1:19:46

6M ago1:19:46

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It's time to plan the Boston Egg Party! You're either with egg or against egg... Which side are you on? Check out this episode for a legendary Truckdate and some extra yucky Pervert Proverbs (complete with songs). Thanks for listening! <3 www.coolparents.co

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Fresh Dug Dirt 1:11:28

7M ago1:11:28

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Googie Reviewbies, comin' in haawwwt! We also got aTruckdateand some other CRAP. You're gonna love it. www.coolparents.co

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"Morbius" Listen-Along Commentary 1:41:41

7M ago1:41:41

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We are both sick this week! So here's MOBUS. You can listen without watching, the movie audio is in there, sooooo... See you next week!

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Sarcockagus 56:09

7M ago56:09

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Clickbait headlines are back in a segment now called Crazy if True! All that and more in this very good episode. www.coolparents.co

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Pop Douglas & The Egg 54:02

7M ago54:02

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Lots of egg in this episode. This includes a possible alien egg. Be advised. Also, you will find some Tough Guy Poetry, some Truck Guy Poetry, and a trip on the Mystery Ship. www.coolparents.co

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The Ultimate Submission 1:13:41

7M ago1:13:41

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Nosferatu is on Tinder, as you'll hear on a new edition of Tindergarten Cops! There's also a Truckdate, a new mashup song, and some Suno AI songs. So, listen up! www.coolparents.co

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Slub 52:54

8M ago52:54

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Are you prepared for the return of Butterman? How about a little Backmasking of Aerosmith? Well... get ready. www.coolparents.co

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Like, Nut, and Subscribe 1:10:19

8M ago1:10:19

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Pervert Proverbs are back, and they brought Slime Capsule with them! And don't forget, Trump is coming for our creampies, it's just a metter of time... www.coolparents.co

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King Bitch 56:01

8M ago56:01

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Who resides... atop Bitch Mountain? Find out in Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co

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VIDEO: "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" (w/ C.P. Commentary) 1:30:23

8M ago1:30:23

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We're in the studio recording our new album this week, so instead of a new podcast episode, here is the movie "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" from 1991 starring Jesse Ventura with our commentary. www.coolparents.co

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Pure Gravy 57:16

9M ago57:16

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Just listen to it, it's good. There's a Mystery Ship, I Love This Business, a reality show title guessing game, and a new Jesse Ventura supercut. <3 www.coolparents.co

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Bath Tube 59:55

9M ago59:55

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Are you ready for a new headlining segment? It's called Slime Capsule and it's a keeper! We also have some new Rope Games to look at, and these ones are truly wonderful. Thanks for lending us your ears! www.coolparents.co

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Deep Victor 49:25

9M ago49:25

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This one's pipin' hot. It's gotYearbook Bios and News 2: The Sequel to the News. We also take a look at some crap they used to teach kids that has since been disproven. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co

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School for Hagrids 43:08

9M ago43:08

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Hey, sorry this one's short. We had a scheduling conflict. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Next week, we'll do better. Promise. This one's got a Where Are They Now? for the Rugrats characters and a handful of other things to chat about. Get wit it! www.coolpatents.co

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The East Boston Yo-Yo Wizard 1:04:14

10M ago1:04:14

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We got some updates from Charles Loescher you won't wanna miss. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections and we're doing that unnamed segment about movie plots based off only their titles. www.coolparents.co

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Follow The Egg 59:41

10M ago59:41

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Follow the egg down to the Salvatore Salvage Yard and check out some very high quality Googie Revoobies! Also, we have a new Cowpoke Poetry from one Brantley Gilbert. Yeehaw. www.coolparents.co

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Neutral Witch Hotel 58:56

10M ago58:56

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Get ready for a special Halloween installment of A.I. Dungeon! Also, a new Pome from Justy Boy. Please do enjoy, please. www.coolparents.co

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Blaboso: The Devil's Pepper 1:08:42

10M ago1:08:42

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Pervert Proverbs are back and a little bit spooooooky! We also have a new Star Wars "fake or real character name" segment and a Bigfoot Update! Check it out, would ya?! www.coolparents.co

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Humanoid in Demeanor 1:00:44

11M ago1:00:44

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Conquering the Worm is back, just in time for Bob Zombie's favorite time of year! We're also talking about "Moon Goo" and the "Piss Bandit" running buckwild out in California. www.coolparents.co

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The Uncle-Christ 54:34

11M ago54:34

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Did you know the production of Richard Donner's "The Omen" from 1976 was cursed? Well, turns out it was just due to baboons being baboons. End of paragraph. On the other hand, we did find evidence of Satan backmasked (as well as frontmasked) in the song "Plutoski" by Future. You have been warned... This episode craps. www.coolparents.co…

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"Ghost Adventures: Devil Island" Listen-Along Commentary 1:26:51

11M ago1:26:51

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I promise this will be the last time for a while we skip a week. Moving is hard! That being said, this previously Patreon-exclusive commentary is the perfect Ghostober kick-off, so give it a listen, it's real nice! See you next week with a brand new wpisode! www.coolparents.co

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Thumbin' My Gumby 58:30

11M ago58:30

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We're returning to "UFO Cowboys" and your mind will be BLOWN! We also have some more Googie Reviewbies and a new Spelling Bee! www.coolparents.co

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Shrimp is in the Air 55:26

11M ago55:26

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Ever wanted to be in a shrimp sauna? We talked to someone who's done it! We also have some real nice Googie Reviewbies and a spot of All The Things We Said. Oh, and there's a super cool greasy pepperoni chugger. Have fun!