Best Intergalactic Colonization Podcasts (2025)

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Space Travel, Aliens, and the Great Attractor 22:16

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your cosmic companion for exploring the wonders of the universe! In this episode, we dive into mind-bending possibilities, celestial mysteries, and humanity’s quest to uncover the unknown: 🚀 Segment 1: Is space and time travel possible? We explore the concepts of bending spacetime and what science says about humanity’s abili…

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Venus’ Secrets, Space Colonization, and Artificial Gravity 20:10

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where we explore the science, mysteries, and possibilities of the cosmos! This week’s episode dives into the challenges and wonders of space exploration, from Venus’ inferno-like surface to the future of space colonization: 🌋 Segment 1: Venus may be Earth’s twin in size, but its atmosphere makes it a true hellscape. Discover…

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Breakdown Episode 40: Inside the Viral Phenomenon of "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - Parental Unit Prime 11:35

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Send us a text Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a podcast episode that breaks the intergalactic internet? In this special deep dive, we've gained exclusive access to the internal production reports, biohazard team notes, and viewer analytics from "When Aliens Come to Tea" Episode 40 - "Parental Unit Prime." Join us as we unpack the g…

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Space Science, Lunar Farming, and Celestial Alignments 23:27

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Segment 1: NASA reveals a fascinating study exploring how 60 days of bed rest can help astronauts prepare for space missions, uncovering critical insights into human adaptation to extreme environments. Segment 2: Exciting news from India's space program! We explore the historic mission where astronauts will attempt to farm mung beans and fenugreek …

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Intreview with Aisha Abdalla Alowais Head of Space Artificial Intelligence Laboratory at SASST 29:52

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We're thrilled to welcome a pioneering voice in space technology - Aisha Abdalla Alowais, Head of the Space Artificial Intelligence Laboratory at Sharjah Academy of Astronomy, Space Sciences & Technology! First part of our exclusive interview, where Aisha introduces herself and provides an in-depth overview of the Space AI Laboratory. We explore it…

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Episode 40: The Parent Who Can't Let Go of Their 40 Kids (Because They're Literally Attached) 49:09

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Send us a text In this fortnightly episode of "When Aliens Come to Tea," host Felix Andromeda sits down with Fleeb Parental-Unit-Prime, a Sporonite parent who gives new meaning to "helicopter parenting" - they're raising 40 offspring who are physically attached to their body and cannot be separated. This darkly hilarious conversation explores what …

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Indian Space Milestone, Cosmic Discoveries, and Celestial Encounters 23:04

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Segment1: We celebrate Shubhanshu Shukla, the first Indian astronaut to venture into space since 1984, marking a historic moment for India's space exploration journey. Segment 2: Groundbreaking discovery from the James Webb Space Telescope! We dive into the first-ever direct image of an exoplanet, showcasing the incredible capabilities of this revo…

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Lunar Threats, Cosmic Dust, and Universal Mysteries 21:47

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Segment1: NASA data reveals an increased probability of a lunar asteroid impact by 2024 YR4. We break down the scientific implications and potential consequences of this cosmic prediction for our understanding of near-Earth objects. Segment 2: Surprising discovery! Scientists find that moon dust is surprisingly less toxic than urban air pollution o…

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Space Innovation, Lunar Imaging, and Planetary Potential 23:49

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Celebrate an incredible achievement as we highlight the United Arab Emirates University engineering student whose project was selected by the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency for the Asian Try Zero-G 2025 program! Segment 2: Exciting news from the commercial space sector! Firefly Aerospace announces plans to launch 'Ocula', a groundbreaking moon-…

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Solar Mysteries, Space Station Challenges, and Cosmic Origins 20:26

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European space scientists achieve a groundbreaking feat by artificially creating a solar eclipse to unlock the Sun's deepest mysteries. We explore this innovative research approach that could revolutionize our understanding of solar physics. Segment 2: Breaking news about the International Space Station! A new air leak raises concerns and renews sc…

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Cosmic Exploration, Uranian Mysteries, and Celestial Imagination 21:42

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We embark on an epic journey exploring the theoretical timeline of discovering the entire universe. How long would it take humanity to map and understand the vast cosmic expanse? Segment 2: Breaking news from the Hubble telescope! We unravel the magnetic mysteries hidden within the moons of Uranus, the tilted ice giant that continues to perplex ast…

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Artemis Challenges, Exoplanet Discoveries, and Cosmic Mysteries 19:36

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We dive into NASA's Artemis II Zero Gravity Indicator (ZGI) Design Challenge, exploring how innovative design can contribute to space exploration and inspire the next generation of space enthusiasts. Segment 2: Exciting news from the UAE! An Emirati observatory makes a groundbreaking contribution to exoplanet research, highlighting the region's gro…

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Breakdown Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - The Investigator of Missing Common Sense 16:46

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Send us a text In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we explore what happens when extreme alien bureaucracy collides with human chaos Ambassador Zorp Glorbax from Flarbgarrl Prime arrives at our intergalactic tea house to investigate Earth's apparent lack of common sense - armed with a 47-page tea service protocol manual and a citat…

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Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - When Common Sense Files for Vacation | Intergalactic Bureaucrat Investigates Earth's Logic Deficiencies 1:14:38

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Send us a text In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, host Felix Andromeda welcomes Ambassador Zorp Glorbax of Flarbgarrl Prime—Lead Investigator of Missing Common Sense for the Intergalactic Division. This lavender, pear-shaped alien has made it his life's work to investigate why common sense seems to take extended vacations across …

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Breathable Space and Celestial Surprises 20:48

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In this groundbreaking episode of KALAM ASTRO, we dive into the 2025 Humans to the Moon & Mars Summit, exploring the cutting-edge discussions set for May 28 and 29. We'll unpack the potential implications for human space exploration. Segment 2 reveals growing scientific concerns about potential satellite air pollution research being impacted by pro…

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Interview with Ahmed Salahudeen Senior Scientific Guide at SASST 26:53

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In this exclusive episode of KALAM ASTRO, we dive deep into the world of space science through an interview with Ahmed Mohammad Salahudeen, Sr. Scientific Guide at the Sharjah Academy for Astronomy, Space Sciences, and Technology. Join us as we explore his personal journey, passion for astronomy, and insights into community outreach. From his initi…

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W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 38: Unpacking Roric Slade – Calisto Prime Logic, Optimized Malice, and the Secrets of a Fed-Up Spacesuit 19:38

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Send us a text This deep dive revisits our unforgettable interview (Episode 38) with Roric Slade, the former covert information broker from paranoia-driven Calisto Prime, now a crisis mitigation consultant. We explore the source material detailing his upbringing where "trust is a liability" and data is oxygen. Discover the high-stakes biotech assig…

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Fine-Tuned Universe, Space Bacteria, and Life on Alien Worlds 22:50

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your gateway to the wonders of the cosmos! This week’s episode explores the intricate balance of the universe, groundbreaking discoveries, and the fascinating possibility of life on alien planets: 🌌 Segment 1: The universe is fine-tuned in extraordinary ways to allow for life as we know it. We take a closer look at this deli…

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Martian Mysteries, Space Weather, and Cosmic Discoveries 24:23

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your weekly journey through the cosmos! This episode is packed with fascinating discoveries, discussions, and updates that will leave you in awe of the universe: 🔴 Segment 1: Scientists uncover Mars mysteries and the dusty drama unfolding on the Red Planet. Find out what these discoveries mean for future exploration. 🌦️ Segm…

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W.A.C.T Ep. 38: Roric Slade - The Interstellar Spy Who Audits Reality 1:00:29

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Send us a text Welcome back to "When Aliens Come To Tea"! This fortnight, Felix Andromeda sits down with the enigmatic Roric Slade, a man whose past is as encrypted as his former client list. Hailing from the high-stakes, paranoia-fueled corporate world of Callisto Prime, Roric was a covert information broker, dealing in secrets that could topple e…

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UAE’s Space Academy, Venus’ Thin Crust, and Moon Mysteries 23:08

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where we explore the latest discoveries, updates, and initiatives shaping the future of space science! This week’s episode is packed with exciting insights: 🛰️ Segment 1: The UAE is training a new generation of satellite data experts through its National Space Academy. Discover how this program is advancing the region’s spac…

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Arab Satellite Milestone, Mars Samples, and Celestial Sightings 22:22

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO! In this episode, we explore monumental advancements, scientific debates, and breathtaking stargazing events that remind us why space is the final frontier: 🛰️ Segment 1: The Arab world’s first-ever joint satellite project is nearing its launch. Discover how this historic collaboration is propelling the region into new height…

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W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 37: Seven Goes Squishy – A Logical AI's Hilariously Doomed Quest to Understand Organic Emotion 6:56

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Send us a text Welcome to Episode 37 of "When Aliens Come to Tea," famously known around the office as "Seven Goes Squishy"! Join us as we break down the galactic incident involving Unit 734 (Seven) from the Cygnus X-1 collective. This being of pure, unadulterated logic was tasked by the Concordance AI itself to decipher organic emotion after a cru…

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Beyond Earth: The Mysterious Origins of Life 23:05

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In this mind-bending episode of KALAM ASTRO, we explore the provocative question: What if life on Earth didn't actually originate on our planet? We dive into fascinating theories about potential extraterrestrial origins of life. Segment 2 brings an exciting update on Japan's Resilience moon lander, which has successfully entered lunar orbit, prepar…

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From 3D-Printed Rockets to the Coldest Exoplanet 21:55

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In this electrifying episode of KALAM ASTRO, we explore groundbreaking space innovations and discoveries. Segment 1 highlights a UAE company's remarkable achievement in building 3D-printed rocket engines that rival the scale of Elon Musk's designs, showcasing the Emirates' growing prowess in space technology. Segment 2 takes us on an extraordinary …

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W.A.C.T Ep. 37: Unit 734 & The Empathy Algorithm – When a Logic AI Proves Feelings Have Function 59:51

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Send us a text This fortnight on "When Aliens Come To Tea," Felix Andromeda pours a cosmically complex brew with Unit 734 (or "Seven"), a Cross-Cultural Behavioral Analyst from the purely logical Cygnian Concordance. Seven’s mission: decode messy organic emotion. But when a critical diplomatic negotiation faced a 78.4% chance of failure under pure …

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Medical Breakthroughs, Space Rockets, and Cosmic Cuisine 18:59

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We explore the groundbreaking UAE study on diabetes that's heading to space, potentially unlocking revolutionary new treatment approaches through unique microgravity research. Segment 2: Exciting update from Oman! We dive into the Etlaq spaceport's innovative rocket testing program, supporting emerging space start-ups and positioning the region as …

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Dark Skies, Astronaut Health, and Cosmic Discoveries 21:21

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We celebrate the Sharjah Academy for Astronomy's participation in International Dark Sky Week 2025, highlighting the importance of preserving our night sky and combating light pollution. Segment 2: Exclusive update featuring NASA astronaut Don Pettit's candid explanation about his health challenges after returning to Earth. An intimate look into th…

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Cosmic Life, Andromeda's Mysteries, and Celestial Phenomena 22:30

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Astronomers drop a bombshell with the "strongest evidence yet" for extraterrestrial life beyond our solar system! We break down this groundbreaking discovery that could change our understanding of life in the universe. Segment 2: Mysterious update about the Andromeda galaxy! We explore the peculiar phenomenon of its satellite galaxies seemingly poi…

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Cosmic Smiley, Dark Matter Mysteries, and Celestial Discoveries 20:23

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We explore the rare celestial event where planets aligned to form a spectacular 'smiley face' in the night sky last Friday, bringing a touch of cosmic whimsy to our astronomical observations. Segment 2: Groundbreaking update from astronomers! We dive into the discovery of a dark matter 'bridge' connecting colliding galaxies. Scientists declare this…

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Space Elevators, Cosmic Fate, and Celestial Threats 22:38

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We unravel the fascinating concept of space elevators - revolutionary transportation technology that could transform human space exploration. How would these massive structures work, and could they be our gateway to the stars? Segment 2: Prepare for a mind-bending discussion on the ultimate destiny of our universe. Will it continue expanding infini…

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Cosmic Eclipses, Universe Boundaries, and Lunar Colonies 22:28

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We embark on a fascinating journey exploring eclipses on other planets, revealing how these celestial phenomena might appear dramatically different on Mars, Jupiter, and beyond. Imagine witnessing an eclipse through alien skies! Segment 2: Join us as we stretch the boundaries of human comprehension by discussing the Observable Universe. How far can…

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Mars Exploration, Space Suits, and Cosmic Inspirations 23:11

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, the ultimate podcast for diving into the wonders of the cosmos and the innovations driving humanity’s future in space. In this episode, we explore the race to uncover the secrets of Mars, the evolution of space suits, and the connection between science fiction and reality: 🔥 Segment 1: Mars Exploration – Unlocking the Secret…

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Measuring the Cosmos, Time, and the Fabric of Spacetime 22:11

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, the podcast where science meets the mysteries of space and time. In this episode, we unravel the vast distances of the universe, ponder the nature of time, and explore the fascinating concepts shaping the cosmos: 🌌 Segment 1: Cosmic Distances – Measuring in Light-Years How do we measure the unimaginable distances in space? L…

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Space Farming, Ice Giants, and Planetary Mysteries 25:01

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where we explore the fascinating frontiers of space science, from farming among the stars to uncovering the secrets of mysterious planets. In this episode, we dive into the possibilities of sustaining life far from Earth and the unique features of our solar system’s celestial bodies: 🌱 Segment 1: Space Farming – Growing Food…

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Cosmic Collisions, Space Darkness, and Facts About the Universe 24:47

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your podcast for exploring the mysteries of space! In this episode, we dive into cosmic speculations, unimaginable scales of the universe, and fascinating facts about our solar system: ☄️ Segment 1: The Possibility of Jupiter Clashing with the Sun What if Jupiter, the giant of our solar system, were to collide with the Sun? …

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Breakdown Episode 36: The Great Gravity Glitch, Sentient Socks & Questioning Reality 8:04

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Send us a text Dive into Intergalactic Insider Episode 36, where cosmic chaos is the new normal! We start in Neo Alexandria, exploring the ethical maze of 'Persona Weavers' and the Authenticity Guild's concerns about genuine identity. Then, brace yourself for galactic gravity glitches – from Felix Andromeda stuck ceiling-side to rogue space bananas…

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Astronaut Life, Space Tourism, and Satellite Technology 24:02

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your podcast exploring life in space, groundbreaking technologies, and the wonders of the cosmos. In this episode, we take a closer look at astronaut lifestyles, the rise of space tourism, and the powerful effects of solar flares: 🌌 Segment 1: Astronaut Life – Eating, Sleeping, and Working in Space Ever wondered how astronau…

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Searching for Earth 2.0, Cosmic Threats, and Space Radiation 24:24

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, the podcast where we explore the wonders and challenges of space. In this episode, we dive into humanity’s quest for habitable planets, cosmic dangers, and the challenges of exploring the universe: 🌍 Segment 1: The Search for Earth 2.0 Explore the exciting search for Earth 2.0—an Earth-like planet capable of hosting life. We…

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Episode 36: The Great Gravity Subscription Crisis, Octuple Helix Humans & Alien Tech Disasters 48:58

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Send us a text Reality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!). Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we ex…

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Ramadan 2025: The Lunar Calendar, Ibn Yunus, and Life Beyond Earth 18:48

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, the podcast where we explore the intersection of space, spirituality, and science. In this episode, we reflect on the Islamic lunar calendar, groundbreaking contributions to astronomy, and profound questions about humanity's place in the cosmos: 🌙 Segment 1: The Lunar Calendar in Islam Discover the importance of the lunar ca…

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Ramadan 2025: The Universe’s Harmony, Gravity, and the Splitting of the Moon 23:42

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where we explore the beauty, intricacy, and harmony of the universe through the lens of science, faith, and storytelling. In this episode, we uncover the perfect design of the cosmos and reflect on its divine origins: 🌌 Segment 1: The Harmony of the Universe Reflect on the astounding harmony of the universe and its perfect d…

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Ramadan 2025: Prophet Joseph’s Vision, Omar Khayyam, and the Cosmos 23:29

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your podcast that connects the wonders of space, spirituality, and history. In this episode, we explore celestial visions, the legacy of a legendary astronomer, and spiritual reflections on the universe: 🌌 Segment 1: Prophet Joseph’s Vision – 11 Planets and the Wonders of the Cosmos Dive into the story of Prophet Joseph’s (p…

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Ramadan 2025: Fasting, Abbas Ibn Firnas, and the Celestial Connection 22:27

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where spirituality meets science and we uncover the profound connections between faith, the cosmos, and the wonders of space. In this enlightening episode, we explore the ties between fasting and the universe, pioneering contributions, and the remarkable alignment of celestial bodies: 🌙 Segment 1: The Spiritual Connection Be…

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Ramadan 2025: The Miraculous Night Journey, Ibn Al-Haytham, and Faith in Science 22:03

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, the podcast where spirituality and science meet to explore the mysteries of the universe. In this episode, we reflect on the Prophet’s miraculous night journey, the legacy of a legendary scientist, and the harmony between science and faith: 🌌 Segment 1: The Prophet’s Miraculous Night Journey and Modern Space Exploration We r…

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Ramadan 2025: Stargazing, Quranic Reflections, and Islamic Astronomy 23:53

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, your cosmic guide to connecting the wonders of space with spirituality and history! In this special episode, we reflect on the beauty of stargazing during Ramadan, Quranic wisdom, and the rich legacy of Islamic astronomy: ✨ Segment 1: Stargazing During Ramadan Discover the serene beauty of observing the night skies during th…

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Breakdown Episode 35: Sentient Sacrifice, Weaponized Music, and the Bot Rebellion 10:31

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Send us a text "Welcome back to Intergalactic Insider! In Episode 35, we delve into a universe of ethical quandaries and technological twists. We explore the shocking practices of the Glargon-7 Collective, a sentient plant species that has discovered a dark secret to energy production. We discuss the implications of their choices with the Vitalists…

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Ramadan 2025: From Prophet Abraham to Early Astronomers 23:41

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where we explore the cosmic connections between spirituality, science, and history. In this episode, we dive into the timeless story of seeking knowledge about the universe, from faith to science: 🌌 Segment 1: The Story of Prophet Abraham (peace be upon him) We reflect on the inspiring story of Prophet Abraham (peace be upon…

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Ramadan 2025: The Quran, Astronomy, and Islamic Contributions to Space 24:08

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Welcome to KALAM ASTRO, where space exploration meets spirituality and science. In this episode, we explore the profound connections between Islamic teachings, astronomy, and the cosmos: 📖 Segment 1: The Quran and the Universe The Quran is more than a guide to spirituality—it is also filled with knowledge about the universe. We explore how this sac…

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Episode 35: Talking Tomatoes, Robot Tears, and Weather-Warped Realities 58:09

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Send us a text This fortnight, Felix Andromeda tackles a cosmic buffet of bizarre events! From the ethical quandaries of sentient salads (with Dr. Flora Greenleaf) to the weaponized sadness of alien music (with Dr. Quanta Zar), and the hilariously disastrous Customer Service Bot Rebellion (with Dr. History Echoes of the Past), it's a whirlwind of i…