The Hired Swords is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast with four knuckleheads and a sage DM. Roll with us as we TRY to survive and tell our epic tale of monsters and mystery.
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Ep. 118 The Fall of Darnaldi Bogasha
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1:17:10Deep beneath the temple of the Almenora, trapped in a pocket fey realm, the Hired Swords face Darnaldi Bogasha and the shadow dragon Scathanil. What will be their fate, and who will rise to the challenge? This is their final test, their final battle, this will determine the fate of everyone and everything they hold dear. No pressure... https://theh…
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The Hired Swords - Episode Release Update August 2025
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5:25We are working to record and release the final few episodes of The Hired Swords. We're grateful for your patience. TheHiredSwords.comBy Blaise Lacktis
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The Swords are locked in combat with Darnaldi and his minions. They seem to have things well in hand, until a dark, monstrous new enemy joins the fray. TheHiredSwords.comBy Blaise Lacktis
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Deep under the Temple of the Almenora, the Swords confront the man they've been searching for. In the middle of a ritual that seems to be able to devastate multiple planes of existence, Darnaldi has become more powerful and dangerous than the Swords ever thought possible. Its time to act, swarmed with Darnaldi's minions made of shadow and mist, our…
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As shadow vines retreat throughout the ancient temple, our heroes uncover the truth about the entity behind the shadows. Now the adventurers await the opening of a sealed door that will lead them to their final confrontation. The Hired SwordsBy Blaise Lacktis
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The party descends into the cavern, determined to find Darnaldi and end the reign of the shadows. Each chamber presents its own test—some challenging their strength, others their wits, and a few forcing them to confront fears they’d rather leave buried. Separated from their allies, they push forward alone, listening to the unsettling silence that t…
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The swords are deep within the caverns beneath the Temple of Almenora. Something very strange is happening down here, seeming something intended just for each of the members of our party. What could possibly be happening, and is it truly bad luck to ever split the party? Visit our website to subscribe...…
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Ep. 112 Beneath the Tree Temple of Almenora
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1:06:56The past is returning, the answers are coming in waves of memory and emotion. Gwen, Krigs, Davon, and Joxxer can feel the end of their quest is just through these corridors. What else is down here with them? Subscribe HereBy Blaise Lacktis
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The party has peaked the interest of the people of the elven village. Even the leadership can see that something is going on, especially with Gwen. As the party is escorted to the Temple, they'll begin to learn even more about what has been going on. Subscribe HereBy Blaise Lacktis
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Ep. 110 The Trial of the Hired Swords
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1:02:35The Swords have made a daring attempt at escape. How, then, did they end up on trial? What are they accused of and how will they get out of this one? Visit Our WebsiteBy Blaise Lacktis
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The Swords know that answers are nearby. To get them, they'll have to find away out of this prison cell. Will they find some help or will things get serious? Subscribe: https://thehiredswords.com/subscribe/By Blaise Lacktis
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Down in an arborescent dungeon, the Swords have met a stranger. Dale seems to like him, but can the party convince him to give them answers as to what is going on here among the Almenora? Don't forget to follow our podcast and tell a friend... The Hired Swords SiteBy Blaise Lacktis
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They've made it to Almenora, these are the legendary people that Gwendolyn has spoken of since day one of this adventure. The only problem is, our party aren't here as guests. They're here as prisoners. Subscribe on your favorite podcast app.By Blaise Lacktis
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Ep. 106 Standoff on the Bridge to Almenora
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57:59Almenora is real! At least that's what Gwendolyn has come to believe, has always believed. If everything else that elf said was true—the wall, the trees listening, and even the way the party got in here—then their stories of Almenora have to be true too! Here's hoping The Hired Swords receive a warm welcome. Find us online: thehiredswords.com…
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They're here...now what? Another strange land lies beyond the Vine Wall. What will the party find here? Danger? Answers? Could it be everything they've been looking for? Learn more about us at thehiredswords.comBy Blaise Lacktis
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There's a wall out there. Once that they say you can't see. The Swords are out to find it. With the forest itself becoming more and more frustrated with their existence, will the party find their way to their destination or become lost in this strange land forever. Visit https://thehiredswords.com to learn more about our show.…
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Our heroes have tried so hard and got so far, but in the end will it even matter? Following their new ally they learn more about this strange land they're trapped in and discover that the land itself could be against them. Subscribe here!By Blaise Lacktis
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Sometimes answers come from the least expected places. Even more often, the answers you get aren't the answers you wanted. The party gets some long-awaited answers to the questions they've been asking, but where will these answers lead? It seems that everything is at stake, and all paths lead to an encounter with the shadows they thought they had j…
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The battle with the snakemen won, the Swords follow Gewndolyn's instincts through the fey forest. When they happen upon a serpent garden, will they find answers or just more questions? Learn More: https://linktr.ee/thehiredswordsBy Blaise Lacktis
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Ep. 100 Fury of the Fey Forest Fangs
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1:13:06Deep in the forest, the Swords are hearing voices...again! Will the mysterious creatures of this strange realm get the better of them or will the Hired Swords triumph? Find out in the 100th episode of The Hired Swords. Learn more about us here: https://linktr.ee/thehiredswordsBy Blaise Lacktis
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After delightful morning tea and conversation, the part sets off into the strange forest. With the direction set and a choice made, they feel closer than ever to a destination none of them truly understand. What lies ahead? Check out our links here: https://linktr.ee/thehiredswordsBy Blaise Lacktis
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Ep. 98 Dreamscapes and Dusk Lit Skies
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1:01:31The party splits, wandering this strange homestead and taking to the skies to discover what may be seen. Will there exploration reveal answers or just bring up more mysteries. Surely only the truth can lie ahead. Find all of our links here: https://linktr.ee/thehiredswordsBy Blaise Lacktis
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This place is strange. The Swords never would have imagined they'd find a cottage and gardens here. To top it off, the owner seems to be here to help. Who is this, Marlow, anyway? And what is he up to? Visit thehired.store to buy THS stuff. We're posting bi-weekly again so visit thehiredswords.com/subscribe to make sure you don't miss an episode!…
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Out of the shadows and into a land unlike anything they've seen before. Who.. or what, may reside here?By Blaise Lacktis
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Season 3 Premier!By Blaise Lacktis
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Season 2 Finale. Season 3 Releasing SOON!By Blaise Lacktis
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This is it. This is the hardest fight the Swords have had to face. Rise up. Be the light in the darkness or die trying.By Blaise Lacktis
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A door lies dormant in the dark. It begs to be opened. What would you do?By Blaise Lacktis
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Down into the depths we go. Where we'll end up, nobody knows.By Blaise Lacktis
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The swords attempt to make sense of a civilization left to ruin. What is there to be learned from here? How will they bring to light so much lost and forgotten?By Blaise Lacktis
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Unexpected voices have things to say.. Will *he* listen?By Blaise Lacktis
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Destinations often feel so empty when the lives they harbored have been long forgotten. Listen as the Swords search and uncover more mystery about these dark miasmic lands.By Blaise Lacktis
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Dreams are often a gift, some can be a curse.. For what is a nightmare to some, might be a revelation to others. Can the swords push onward in this dark night?By Blaise Lacktis
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The Swords attempt to escape the trouble they walked themselves DIRECTLY into. I swear they'll never learn..By Blaise Lacktis
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The Swords muster up the courage to delve deep into the burrows below the lost lands. Historically, nothing good came from tunnels in these parts..By Blaise Lacktis
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Further into the forgotten lands the Swords explore the surrounding areas, uncovering the mysteries of Gwendolyn's heritage.By Blaise Lacktis
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As the Swords approach the Forgotten Elven Lands, they discover clues about the lives that were lived here.By Blaise Lacktis
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This land feels neverending especially when trying so hard to reach the Elven lands believed to be the long lost people from Gwendolyn's journal.By Blaise Lacktis
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An animated mass of root and timber stands between our heroes and one of the long-awaited destinations lost and forgotten. To arms as the Swords must chop their way through this unnatural combatant.By Blaise Lacktis
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The line has been drawn and the lives have been laid down to rest.. But who is to answer for this? Who is to pay the toll for what's left in these broken lands?By Blaise Lacktis
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Wandering the Untouched Lands, soldiers of Helm, lost and forgotten.By Blaise Lacktis
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After being ambushed in the Shadow Wilds, Davon managed to show his power and control of the arcane by Banishing one of the Shadowlings to an alternate dimension. Another fight survived and more understanding of what is in store for the Swords is just ahead.By Blaise Lacktis
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Deeper into the unforgiving lands of the north the Swords are seemingly forever faced by sets of eyes watching their every move from around every corner.By Blaise Lacktis
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YOU ARE NOT WELCOME YOU ARE NOT WELCOME YOU ARE NOT WELCOME YOU ARE NOT WELCOME YOU ARE NOT WELCOMEBy Blaise Lacktis
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Ep. 75 We Are Not In Fantasy Kansas Anymore
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57:35Hold onto your Ruby Slippers.. We're not in Wildhill anymore...By Blaise Lacktis
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With failed efforts to cross the raging river, it gave time for a familiar face to catch up with the Swords. They have given him a chance to speak.. but for how long?By Blaise Lacktis
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With the Shadows subdued for now, we must make our way forward and across this stretch of river ahead.By Blaise Lacktis
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Behind The Swords Ep 5 Season 2 Hullabaloo
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1:00:03Join the Swords as we discuss all the hijinx we've been up to this season!By Blaise Lacktis
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How do you kill the unkillable? For each strike we make, this creature seems to only become stronger..By Blaise Lacktis
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A storm of darkness brews just beyond the horizon. Churning and toiling with evil intent. How often have you felt that bitter cold chill of despair? How many times has it taken your heart and frozen it solid, away from the world? Alone in your own misery. Unfeeling. Unrelenting emptiness.By Blaise Lacktis
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