What's more fun than creating a show specifically for one person? Creating a show for that person and then keeping it a secret from them forever!!! Louise Cannon and Alan Beirne bring you all the media Michael would love to listen to but can't because Michael doesn't know!!
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Ladies, Am I right? A: Yes. B: Know. A: If you answered yes then congratulations you have been selected for liquification. Please remove any metalic items and step into the chum shoot to the left, to the left - don't worry the chum shoot comes prelubricated ;) B: If you answered Know then congratulations you're about to be whisked away by tall elep…
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Episode 8: Good news, Michael doesn't Know is now broadcasting on multiple micro wave lengths out into the cold, vast desolation of space! We hope to receive transmissions back as soon as Monday. We invite destruction, we invite love. Up here we float, up here there is no protective veil of atoms to shield our bodies from the cold touch of God. Col…
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Type type type type type......KILLLLLLL.........mumbble mumbble mumbble ...............AAAAHHHH!!! ......rustle rustle rustle rustle....rustle.......... STAAAB STAAAB STAAAAB........brumm brum brummmm beeep.......... SMASH SMASH SMASH SMAAASH SMAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! If you empathise then congratulations you have just joined the most exclusive…
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Welcome to hell! No you're not in Norway you're somewhere considerably warmer! "But I gave money to charity"- Sorry. "I always held the door open for other people" -Oh wow. "I love my Mommy!" - good for you champ. "I followed my dreams"- 10 points for effort. "I did my best" - no dice princess. Hope you enjoyed yourself uptop because Michael may no…
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Welcome back! Where have you been? Your skin is so cold and dewy... oh hush hush now you mustn't speak of things like that. Shhh now! shhh I say! That's a good..... wait no one followed you did they? .... You know youre not supposed to play out .... how many times ..... shhhh.. did you hear that?...... wait.... wait here don't worry it's probably j…
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Life is a bloated corpse floating on a sea of misery. If you were a fruit what fruit would you be? Answers on a stamped addressed envelope please. Hinchion fans stay tuned Denis is where you find him.
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The only Podcast Michael doesn't know about is back -atcha like cleopatra! Whats cooler than 1997 and Mr Frosty's secret-shame love-child? Michael Doesnt Know Podcast that's what. But be under no illusions tragedy is short of breath, hefty and sweatily clambering the spiral stair of your mind! You have been warned. Look out for details on the Micha…
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Greeting non-Michaels! Congratulations you have gained enough coupons to unlock MDK level 2. Ep 2 chastises the unbeliever and rewards the true of heart. Do not falter!
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Episode 1 of the Michael Doesn't Know Podcast Remember telling Michael about the Michael Doesn't Know Podcast will mean the end of the Michael Doesn't Know Podcast, so if you like the Michael Doesn't Know Podcast then don't tell Michael, and if you don't like the Michael Doesn't Know Podcast then kindly fuck off! Episode 1 Alan Byrne and Louise Can…
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