Best Hijinks Productions Podcasts (2025)

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Dog Poop Box And A Mailbox Look The Same 9:01

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5d ago9:01

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On today’s show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox. Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience. Next, I’ll tell you a story about a crime fighting pig.By Philzer Productions

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Warning! Gas Station Microwave Ovens Have Backstories 8:25

13d ago8:25

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On today’s show, a Florida man goes door-to-door picking fights. Next, you may never want to use a gas station microwave oven again. Finally, a new and creative place to carry your thermos that will shock you!By Philzer Productions

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Florida Man Gets Even With a Possum 8:40

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ER Doc Shares Weirdest Butt Insertion Stories 9:07

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On today’s show, it turns out that foul odor in a high school came from a teacher. Next, a man saves an injured squirrel and now they are inseparable. Then, we’ll meet the ER doc with tales from the dark side.By Philzer Productions

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Pay As You Go Wiping In China 9:24

1M ago9:24

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On today’s show, pay toilets in China make you watch an ad first, before you can wipe. Next, a greedy burmese python, barfs up an entire deer in Florida. Then we’ll wrap things up with a grave digging contest and a sleepy air traffic controller.By Philzer Productions

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Sex Hijinks In The Operating Room 9:57

1M ago9:57

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On today’s show, a doctor leaves his patient on the operating table for a booty call. Next, a man and his emotional support alligator are not welcome at Walmart. Then, we’ll cover the annual ham throwing contest in the east of Spain!By Philzer Productions

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I'm So Horny, I Want To Amputate My Legs! 10:08

2M ago10:08

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On today’s show, we’ll give you the 411 on Jet Belly and how to do it when nature calls. Then, meet the man who was so horny to amputate his own legs. Next, meet the U.S. Senator who believes radioactive shrimp will turn you into an alien.By Philzer Productions

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Waxing The Orca 7:21

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On today’s show, a man is beaten up by a grocery store staff for trying to steal a car and then sues the grocery store. Next, an Idaho man breaks the record for wet sponge hits to the face. Then we’ll wrap things up with corn chips that taste like 9 volt batteries and an orca that needs hands-on attention.…

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The Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again! 9:37

2M ago9:37

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On today’s show, a meth fueled flight attendant gives new meaning to the mile high club. Next, Ozempic for pets, new hope for pudgy pooches and tubby tabbies! Then we’ll wrap things up with an update on the serial butt sniffer we reported on last month. Spoiler alert, he was released a month ago by some idiot judge, so of course, he struck again.…

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Brush Your Teeth With Hair, Toenails, Even Dog Fur. 9:45

2M ago9:45

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On today’s show, a 45 year old Texas man wants a diaper change. Then, a hospital in Thailand is using patient records as food wrappers. Next we wrap things up with a new toothpaste made from some truly gross ingredients.By Philzer Productions

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This Week In Sex Mishaps And Pacifiers For Adults 13:50

3M ago13:50

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On today’s show, 7 Hilarious, yet horrifying masturbation mishaps. Then, next time you get stressed out, have a binky. Finally, a naked man with a dildo on a stick is terrifying European tourists.By Philzer Productions

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Menopause Is Rebooted As Cougar Puberty 12:31

3M ago12:31

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On today’s show, we have some freeway foreplay in West Virginia, with the expected results. Then, is cougar puberty better or worse than teenage puberty? Next, a zoo in Denmark is requesting your small pet as food for their predators. Then we’ll wrap things up with some Google Street View shenanigans in Argentina and Smokey The Bear helps the cops …

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Will Lilibet Accept "Free" Underwear From A Cat? 9:56

3M ago9:56

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On today’s show, Chuck E. Cheese is arrested for credit card fraud. Then, a kinky kitty wants your underwear, not your affection. Finally, a serial butt sniffer in Burbank is arrested….again!By Philzer Productions

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Butt-Plug Bingo Is A Thing 11:14

3M ago11:14

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On today’s show, a seedy swingers festival invades a sleepy British town. Then, a woman who was dead for 2 minutes reveals what she saw while dead. Finally, do sloths fart? I’ll reveal the smelly facts.By Philzer Productions

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Chimp Fashion Trends, Giant Beavers And Alternative Bowling 10:01

3M ago10:01

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On today’s show, it’s a fashion trend, chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts. Then, a giant beaver is named the official state fossil of Minnesota. Finally, balls out bowling in the nude comes to Pittsburgh!By Philzer Productions

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No More Urine Please, We Have Enough! 8:57

4M ago8:57

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On today’s show, Doctors in the U.K. beg people to stop bringing in unsolicited urine samples. Next, a Peruvian man claims an 800 year old mummy is his spiritual girlfriend, Finally, a man who enjoys prowling the beach at night as a cat.By Philzer Productions

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The Mile High Club In The Cockpit 11:44

4M ago11:44

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On today’s show, the Mile High Club isn’t just for passengers, the flight crews participate too. Then, we’ll meet the Rat Whisperer of New York City. Finally, playing on the phone while on the toilet is both extremely popular and extremely unhealthy.By Philzer Productions

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Old People Funk 10:27

4M ago10:27

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On today’s show, old people funk happens and the superfood that can help prevent it. Then, we’ll tell you about the man who proposed to his ai chatbot girlfriend, before she ran out of memory. Finally, a Michigan bear roamed the woods with a lid around its neck for two years!By Philzer Productions

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German Swingers-Who Knew? 8:56

4M ago8:56

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On today’s show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France. Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead. Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam’s Club. Finally, we’ll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup!…

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Swallow A Crapsule To Fight Cancer 9:15

5M ago9:15

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On today’s show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf. Then, we’ll tell you about a lady who’s thirsty for the local undertaker. Finally, I’ll report on the Florida man who’s thirsty for a ferret.By Philzer Productions

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AI Bot Blackmailing Bully 8:16

5M ago8:16

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On today’s show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet. Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don’t do as told. Finally, we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it’s disgusting!By Philzer Productions

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Excessive Heat From Uranus 10:50

5M ago10:50

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On today’s show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought. Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill. Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts. Finally, We’ll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking.By Philzer Productions

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What Happens In The Shed Stays In The Shed....Not! 9:31

5M ago9:31

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On today’s show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him. Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig. Next, registration is now open to run naked in a 5k race. Finally, you won’t believe what was happening in a shed display at a Lowe’s in Louisiana.…

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Why Is There A Moth Species Named After Trump? 9:49

6M ago9:49

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On today’s show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump. Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth. Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you. Finally, we’ll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat.By Philzer Productions

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A Donkey, 2 Bears And A Kangaroo 7:20

6M ago7:20

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On today’s show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter’s birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up. Next, at another child’s party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry. Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud. Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.By Philzer Productions

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Park Perverts 10:34

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On today’s show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle. Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal? Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I’ll explain.By Philzer Productions

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The First Ever Sperm Race! 10:01

6M ago10:01

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On today’s show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island. Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are. Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood! Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!By Philzer Productions

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Easter Egg Hurl 6:23

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On today’s show, we’ll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet. Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates. Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin’ good toothpaste and an animal story.By Philzer Productions

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Police Scat 8:07

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On today’s show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully. Next, we’ll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief. Then I’ll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey.By Philzer Productions

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Dog Shoots Man 8:52

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On today’s show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed. Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road. Finally, need to boost your memory? you won't believe what scientists have discovered,By Philzer Productions

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Pointless Global News Trailer 1:26

8M ago1:26

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Get to know our podcast in one minute twenty five seconds.By Philzer Productions

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Mything Information - 5 Tales from Crete 26:09

8M ago26:09

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Content Warning: Beastiality, Attempted Murder of a Child We’ve got some very familiar tales and are very much peak Greek mythology. We’ve got a vengeful god, hubris, and some real eye-for-an-eye situations. Join Demi and Echo as we tell so very familiar tales. Hosted and Co-produced by Echo Linn Also Co-Produced by Leigh Buchholz Cover Art is by S…

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Is That A Turtle In Your Pants? 8:09

8M ago8:09

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On today’s show, a man’s manhood gets snake bit. Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower. Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants!By Philzer Productions

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Monkey Business 8:05

8M ago8:05

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On today’s show, it’s total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country’s entire power grid. Then it’s more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps.By Philzer Productions

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Chapter 10: I Am the Avatar 1:29:19

8M ago1:29:19

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“Water. Earth. Fire. Air. I will become master of the four elements!” The trio continue their adventures in Chicago and take some time to hit up the tourist-y spots and eat some Chicago-style pizza. During one of their activities, Arella spots something strange and gets rewarded with some exciting news. Conner and Lyra actually seem to be getting a…

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A Night At The Penis Museum 9:16

8M ago9:16

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On today’s show, we’ll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place). Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together. Finally, I’ll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious!By Philzer Productions

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Loud Sex Complaints 9:04

8M ago9:04

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On today’s show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl. Then, I’ll introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter. Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit.By Philzer Productions

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Mything Information - 4 Love Returned 36:48

9M ago36:48

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Hey! It's Valentine's! So here's a little something special for y'all. Content Warning: Abduction Last mini-sode, we had love that only ended in heartbreak. Well, this time, we hope to tell a few love stories with happy endings. Though I will say that one of the stories is rather heartbreaking, but it does get a happy ending. I promise. For our Myt…

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Space Spunk 10:04

9M ago10:04

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On today’s show, He’s got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space. Next, I’ll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes. Then, we’ll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students. Those and other pointless stories coming your way!By Philzer Productions

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Swiss Sex With Horses 9:20

9M ago9:20

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On today’s show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland. Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy. And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way.By Philzer Productions

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Mything Information - 3 Love and Loss 22:14

9M ago22:14

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Content Warning: Stalking, mention of mutilation “But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she.” Before Romeo and Juliet, there were these couples. Join us for this mini-div…

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Stick It! 8:46

9M ago8:46

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On today’s show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark. Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That’s right, sticks made of wood on the ground. Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder.By Philzer Productions

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Chapter 9: Thompting of a Plan 1:18:34

9M ago1:18:34

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The quest continues in the Windy City, and our trio is trying to locate the supposed “exile of magic.” Will Arella be able to keep the others on task? Is Lyra making stupid decisions? Why is Conner in the market for flooring? Give a listen to find out! Content Warning: Strong language Hosted and Co-produced by Echo Linn Also Co-Produced by Leigh Bu…

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Living La Vida Dumpster 7:48

9M ago7:48

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On today’s show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets. Then, I’ll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms. Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.By Philzer Productions

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Anti-Tank Mines At Ikea? 11:44

10M ago11:44

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On today’s show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea? Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week’s animal roundup Finally, I’ll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom.By Philzer Productions

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Dog Drag 11:48

10M ago11:48

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On today’s show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I’ll tell you how. Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs. Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them.By Philzer Productions

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Mosh Pit Diapers 11:15

10M ago11:15

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On today’s show, I’ll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear. Then, we’ll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans. Finally, stupid kid tricks rise to new levels of creativity.By Philzer Productions

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Chapter 8: Home Is Where the Flamethrower Is 2:11:16

10M ago2:11:16

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The crew finally gets a level up! Woot! Feel free to skip the first few minutes, if that kind of stuff bores you. As for the action, the Kronos Kids have completed their very first official mission! Hooray! After a week of recuperating, the trio receives some bad news. Just how will they handle it? Like eager professionals, right? Tune in to find o…

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Bad Santa's Happy Ending 7:06

10M ago7:06

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On today’s show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa. Then, we’ll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone. Finally, I’ll tell you about a bathroom hack that will help you poop after eating a low fiber meal.By Philzer Productions

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Globetrotting Hijinks 11:42

11M ago11:42

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On today’s show, roaches and used condoms make for carefree traveling. Next, the latest search results on Pornhub for 2024. Then, we’ll wrap things up with some bizarre farming news.By Philzer Productions