Best Hankpatterson Podcasts (2025)

Well, we've reached episode 666 ... That seems weird. This one's all about sucking at fantasy football, domesticated grizzlies, poop stuff, using a bidet and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 665 - Flying Home From Lisbon 1:20:34

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Here's an extra special episode all about Hank's trip home from Lisbon and much much more. -Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 664 - Big Foot Didn't Take Nobody 1:01:20

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Here's another episode deserving of many awards! Hank's talking house training a dog, cucumber world records, big foot, Portugal planning and so much more! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 663 - Jake Got His Elk 56:41

2M ago56:41

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Here's a little ditty about a whole new way to breathe, Hank's book "My Dad Can't Catch A Fish" and Jake's Elk hunt success. It's a whole lotta nonsense, we promise. Snap It! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 662 - You Should Panic 1:16:56

2M ago1:16:56

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In this episode Hank swears too much as he and Kevin discus survival, panic, indy book stores, outrage, Barnes and Noble, bad decisions and so much more! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 661 - Hank In The UK 1:12:22

2M ago1:12:22

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Hank goes on and on an on about his trip to Edinburgh and Newcastle as though he's the only one who's ever been there. It's quite annoying. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 660 - Podcast Of Champions 57:17

3M ago57:17

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Here's a little ditty 'bout Wheaties, saying "my bad", companion dolls, Chunk and so much more nonsense. Enjoy! If you have issues with audio dropping out at 31 minutes, please download again. It's been fixed! Hambone!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 659 - The Great Pickleball Debate 56:43

3M ago56:43

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Here's a little ditty about a legal battle over the game of Pickleball, Hank complaining about his work and a whole lot of other nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 658 - Fall Colds and Dog Poop 49:06

4M ago49:06

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Hanks alllll by himself waxing poetic about a recent incident with the new dog, a neighbors driveway and poop. He'll also go on an on about fall, fall colds and when it's time to break out fall pumpkin recipes. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 657 - If the bar ain't high 1:03:36

4M ago1:03:36

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On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting about Reno, Hank's new dog Penny, Harry Potter, poop and the joys of owning one's own outdoor, stress free business. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 656 - A Trip To Redoubt Mountain Lodge 1:18:11

4M ago1:18:11

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Here's a little bit about gardening and a lotta bit about Hank's recent trip to Redoubt Mountain Lodge in Alaska. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 655 - Packing For Alaska 55:01

5M ago55:01

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Here's a little nonsense about bad botox decisions, what to pack for Alaska, Hank's recent fishing trips and not a lot more. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 654 - Eastwood's Buoys 1:01:02

5M ago1:01:02

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Little ditty about a plane crash in '51, Kevin's new job, Hank's lack of survival skills and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy.By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 653 - Gas Mileage 1:00:37

6M ago1:00:37

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Here's a little recap of Hank's vacay with the old man and a short discussion about prepping for a camp trip. Somehow, that's enough nonsense to fill an hour you'll never get back. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public 58:55

6M ago58:55

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Here's an episode all about a whole lot of nonsense as well as a reminder to call you representatives and let them know that selling off public lands is a very very bad idea. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 651 - Salmon Hats 1:05:11

6M ago1:05:11

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This weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 650 - It Is About The Fish 38:25

7M ago38:25

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On this weeks episode Hank complains about a number of things including his unsuccesful attempt to solve the Rubix Cube that is Delta Sky Miles, his successful renewal of his passport, the Star Card and finally a rousing opinion on the sentence "it's not about the fish." Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 649 - Make Your Own Frosting 1:18:19

7M ago1:18:19

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Oh boy! Get ready for an hour of absolute nonsense! More nonsense than the nonsense you've come to expect. Redemption pie, when to add frosting, bear attacks, motivational posters, Yellowstone and influencers influencing. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 648 - Survival Of The Weiner Dog 59:41

7M ago59:41

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This weeks hodgepode of nonsense includes: Pie, a survivalist weiner dog, John's secret spot, board games, puzzles and so much more nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 647 - Hodgepodge 53:15

8M ago53:15

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A hodgepodge is a disorganized, confused mish mash of various topics and dang if that don't describe this weeks episode. Hank and Kevin are chatting about vegetarian rainbow trout, American Idol, gorilla's vs human beings and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 646 - Lettered In Schaefer Light 1:02:44

8M ago1:02:44

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Here's a little ditty all about a new exciting alternative to horse racing, cats, when to get a new pickup, fly rods and so much more. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes 1:06:49

8M ago1:06:49

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Here's an episode all about the dark history of the Teddy Bear, Athliesure wear, shoe lace troubles, Hank's laziness, neck ties and other nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 644 - A Bit Of Turbulence 58:05

9M ago58:05

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Hank and Kevin are back with another rousing and pointless conversation about urinating on an airplane, how to be a horrid boat captain, Savannah and being nice. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy 58:04

9M ago58:04

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This week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 642 - Come Carp Fishing! 48:23

10M ago48:23

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This week Hank is joined by the illustrious Artist Ed Anderson for a rousing conversation about Summer Camp 2025, April's IDGFA (they made that up) Carp Tournament here in Idaho, Alaska's Redoubt Mountain Lodge and a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 641 - The End Of The World 1:10:04

10M ago1:10:04

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After a 41 minute opener about Sasquatch hunting, hip surgery and plane rides with dead people, Hank and Kevin finally get to the subject at hand: The End Of The World as we know it. What would you do if an asteroid was about to obliterate the planet? Fun stuff. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 640 - Swim Lessons 57:30

11M ago57:30

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This week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo 1:21:31

11M ago1:21:31

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This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about bird feeders, callories, fly fishing expo's and so much less. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025 1:01:13

12M ago1:01:13

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Here's an episode that starts off the rails, goes further off the rails and then finds its way back to rails only to leave the rails again. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode 49:09

1y ago49:09

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Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves 1:27:51

1y ago1:27:51

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On this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List 1:15:03

1y ago1:15:03

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After a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble 1:10:39

1y ago1:10:39

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Join Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 633 - Peanut For President 53:54

1y ago53:54

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This week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 632 - Hey Shaq 57:30

1y ago57:30

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This week we've taken nonsense to a whole new level. I listenend twice and still have no idea what anyone was talking about. Something about pasta, Boston, murder, bears... Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson & Kevin Nielsen

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Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals 1:13:25

1y ago1:13:25

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On this weeks train wreck, Hank and Kevin chat about Arkansas squirrels, feeding racoons, fishing with 6 year old Benton, The Ramones, how to handle NY's rat problem and so much more. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats 1:11:34

1y ago1:11:34

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On this episode Hank will bore you to tears with his thoughts on parking tickets and paid parking before embarking on a lively conversation with Kevin about some weird taxidermy and a lost cat in Yellowstone. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0 56:55

1y ago56:55

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Here's another award worthy episode that tackles all the hard hitting topics like... Chow Chow Pandas, severe side effects of magic mushrooms, first class travel and a whole new fad diet from Hank. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom 1:09:08

1+ y ago1:09:08

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This weeks grab bag of nonsense is a rousing conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about a whole host of ridiculousness including Bali monkey thieves, Thailand pythons, Milwaukee convenience stores and so much more. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind! 1:15:18

1+ y ago1:15:18

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This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More! 1:20:42

1+ y ago1:20:42

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The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess 48:19

1+ y ago48:19

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In this episode that maybe should never have been recorded, Hank is freestylin' about a plethora of nonsense... Fishing house flies and the disgusting habits of ancient Romans are the main topics in this meandering mess. You've been warned! Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind! 1:01:31

1+ y ago1:01:31

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Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely …

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Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell 1:03:10

1+ y ago1:03:10

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After a check in on more crazy headlines from the python and cocaine state of Florida, Hank and Kevin chat about the hell folks go through to survive tragedy and whether or not they've got what it takes to survive. Spoiler Alert - They probably don't. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 622 - Huckleberries on Mt. Everest 1:12:38

1+ y ago1:12:38

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On this weeks exciting episode Hank and Kevin are chatting and chatting and chatting about nothing, practically nothing, bodies on Mt. Everest, climbing Mt. Everest, huckleberries, Gordon Ramsey and more nonsense. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 621 - Wish It Was Winter 58:43

1+ y ago58:43

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This week Hank and Kevin are chatting about Hank's casting Master Class from a drift boat, Hank's buddy Keegan, the heat, the smoke, the summer, the heat, the smoke, the crowds, the heat, the smoke and the summer. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 620 - Friends Are Kinda Special 56:54

1+ y ago56:54

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This week Hank is rambling on and on about fishing with friends, getting to the mountains, helmets, safety, relaxing and smuggling snakes in your pants. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 619 - Are Those Kids Getting Fresh Air? 1:08:25

1+ y ago1:08:25

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In this episode Hank and Kevin are talkin' about some Tennessee kids fishin' a neighborhood pond, how not to behave as an adult, spottin' beers at the 7-11, Florida shark drug mules and what we're really after when fishing. Enjoy.By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

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Episode 618 - Ten Years Of Sausage 1:11:47

1+ y ago1:11:47

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In this episode Kevin and Hank are talking about just what in the bleeeeep is happening in Florida, crack bears, sausage, sneezing your guts out and Hank's failed trip to Missoula. Enjoy!By Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson