Best Geoff Lloyd Podcasts (2025)

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EPISODE 348 - The three hundred-and-forty-eighth episode 41:53

13d ago41:53

41:53

Happy Preaster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A Plausible Welder? 43:37

4d ago43:37

43:37

Geoff has had a birthday AND sulphuric burps! What a week! We go deep on - into? - Black Mirror, plus Sara's Everst fixation returns, and Geoff betrays his wife with his love of Ramy Youssef. Geoff loves Ramy! Jesse D. Armstrong loves Ramy! EVERYONE LOVES RAMY, WE GET IT! Write to us with messages of love, Sara needs it hundy p after her difficult …

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This Week's Episode Coming Thursday 2:05

7d ago2:05

2:05

Play for reason/excuse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Classic Moguls v Gentle Moguls 49:06

14d ago49:06

49:06

This week, Sara's acolytes defend her honour, plus a lone wolf speaks out - speaks truth - to power. To the power. Of a butt. We watch Seth Rogen's new show The Studio, and we open our chakras to the feedback on our feedback on The White Lotus. Write to us: [email protected] Help Sara buy new Birkenstocks and enjoy our show ad free!…

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EPISODE 347 - The three hundred-and-forty-seventh episode 59:03

19d ago59:03

59:03

Geoff and Annabel paint the town red Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Dirty Blender 47:40

21d ago47:40

47:40

We're baaaaack! What a pleasure for you, for the larger galaxy. Us? We're just happy to be at the table. SPOILER ALERT: We go *big* on finale of The White Lotus, the return of the Quick-Watch, and Sara stumbles upon one of life's big questions in a crowded coffee shop near Angel tube station. Tell us about the time you had to sleep in a tiny box wi…

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EPISODE 346 - The three hundred-and-forty-sixth episode 53:58

27d ago53:58

53:58

Recorded on the prankiest day of the year. But after midday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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RE: Fresh 6:17

28d ago6:17

6:17

Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor. Email us: [email protected] Patreon (revamp INCOMING): https://www.…

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EPISODE 345 - The three hundred-and-forty-fifth episode 43:32

1M ago43:32

43:32

We left you hanging, but we're here now. So let's hang! WARNING: Contains one moderate swear word from potty-mouth Geoff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E10: This Is Not for Tears 51:10

1M ago51:10

51:10

If it is to be said, so it be... so it is. Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears’ - does he have the vim, though? Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd b…

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EPISODE 344 - The three hundred-and-forty-fourth episode 1:08:23

1M ago1:08:23

1:08:23

Geoff reads some clippings, and Annabel's lover accuses her of stealing a precious commodity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Biggleton/Adolescence 43:36

1M ago43:36

43:36

What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk …

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E09: DC 44:15

2M ago44:15

44:15

We welcome everyone to today’s hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two. Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Par…

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EPISODE 343 - The three hundred-and-forty-third episode 46:39

2M ago46:39

46:39

Naughty Porty exits her forties Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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UPVC Double Glazing and a Palm Tree 38:35

2M ago38:35

38:35

Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E08: Dundee 51:35

2M ago51:35

51:35

Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode. Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand? Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers! * I could see us collaborating: fu…

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EPISODE 342 - The three hundred-and-forty-second episode 1:03:39

2M ago1:03:39

1:03:39

Geoff wants to row back on previous statements, Annabel wants a divorce (of sorts). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Angriest Cheerleader 43:26

2M ago43:26

43:26

Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face. See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: [email protected] Join the Pat…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E07: Return 49:39

2M ago49:39

49:39

We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'. Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg? We're hunkering, let's get down to it! * Give us an in-tray …

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EPISODE 341 - The three hundred-and-forty-first episode 41:14

2M ago41:14

41:14

Geoff gets hands-on, Annabel is feeling covetous Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A Hairy Halo - WHITE LOTUS S3 eps 1 & 2 37:22

2M ago37:22

37:22

We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-ba…

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SERVICE SCHEDULE DISRUPTION 1:48

2M ago1:48

1:48

Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening: This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus! Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned. Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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EPISODE 340 - The three hundred-and-fortieth episode 34:17

2M ago34:17

34:17

Geoff is on the move, Annabel is eyeing up a new career Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Allure of Coffee Enemas and/or Ian Rubenstein 36:06

2M ago36:06

36:06

Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's So…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E06: Argestes 49:41

2M ago49:41

49:41

Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he’s exceedingly easy to get.) If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2’? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob? It’s a culture hike, and we’re listening quite aggressively. We hea…

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EPISODE 339 - The three hundred-and-thirty-ninth episode 41:55

3M ago41:55

41:55

Geoff becomes a gastronaut, and Annabel assesses her fixtures and fittings Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I Could Have Been a QVC Star 37:52

3M ago37:52

37:52

(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah. There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font? See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for…

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E05: Tern Haven 59:40

3M ago59:40

59:40

Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep... This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We’re kind of like eunuch besties. Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn’t pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? A…

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EPISODE 338 - The three hundred-and-thirty-eighth episode 44:09

3M ago44:09

44:09

Annabel is a victim of hoodlums, Geoff ponders kangaroo self-love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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A Low IQ By Human Standards 36:34

3M ago36:34

36:34

If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on …

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E04: Safe Room 47:34

3M ago47:34

47:34

We hole up with Succession’s showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room, written by Georgia Pritchett. Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers? Leave us on your pillow and hear our b…

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EPISODE 337 - The three hundred-and-thirty-seventh episode 31:14

3M ago31:14

31:14

The plague has passed. Ish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Big Boys Don't Have Outies 39:33

3M ago39:33

39:33

(sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire. This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho …

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E03: Hunting 26:36

3M ago26:36

26:36

Musicians? Pianissimo! Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage? Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood? Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? *** Sara is convalescing ahead of our …

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Prognosis 1:36

3M ago1:36

1:36

If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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THE JESSE ARMSTRONG REWATCH S2 E02: Vaulter 43:10

3M ago43:10

43:10

What's poppin', cum-dump? Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish. What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot o…