The funniest, crudest, weirdest stories from all over the internet and our unusual listeners. Each week we drink too much, giggle too loudly and share with you these tales!
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GUTTERMOUTHING Podcasts
A podcast by two cartoonists about making, reading, selling and living with comics. Often explicit, always real.
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Hailed by People magazine in 2021 as "The best thing to come out of the pandemic", Texas born guttermouth Joey Valentine takes you on a thrice weekly comedic round up of pop culture, current events, and stories from his past that will leave you laughing and unsettled. 30 minutes or less. Don't let the children listen.
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I talk about 80's and 90's Heavy Metal and Punk. I review albums and revisit my favorite music and musicians from my favorite bands. Some of the bands include Iron Maiden, Gwar, Strung Out, Pulley, Nerf Herder and Guttermouth.
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08/24/2022 Wednesday morning show Episode #105
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21:55Who the fuck is responsible for making hold music?; Let's just give anyone a Star Wars show; Butt Stuff is the world's most inclusive club; Gonna make you sweat
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04/12/2024 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye" episode #293
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7:29So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive. Link to the new show: https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d
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04/05/2024 "I used to f*ck guys like you in prison" episode #291
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17:12A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!
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04/01/2024 "You won't like Jesus when he's angry" episode #289
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24:49The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.
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03/29/2024 "Roadhouse special" episode #288
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31:52With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy. Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.
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03/27/2024 "Google loves black Nazis" episode #287
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45:22Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women") Sickening.
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Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.
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I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"
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03/20/2024 "Ich hasse mich dafür, dich zu lieben" episode #284
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21:45Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.
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I spent a lot of time making this for YouTube, only to have it be completely rejected for copyright violation. So I'm going to see if good old Spotify will let me show it to the world. This is my review of 1982's "Basket Case" a comedy horror. Enjoy!
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03/13/2024 "Big fat celebrity" episode #281
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23:38I talk about being fat and famous. Guess which on I am...
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03/11/2024 "Hey you in the wheelchair! Please rise!" episode #280
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29:26Madonna is old and irrelevant, forgive her for having a lapse in judgement; Golf takes a stand against transgender people (FINALLY) and I talk about some old school racism against Tiger Woods.
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03/08/2024 "State of the union address" episode #279
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26:38Look, this is a political episode and I don't blame you if you skip it. Remember, we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs, and just because someone thinks a certain way does not mean we have to be assholes to each other or cancel each other or even not be friends. We all think we're right. Some of use just really are. I love you all. JV…
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03/06/224 "My criminal history part 2" episode #278
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38:35Blah blah blah just get to when you got cornholed.
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03/04/2024 "My criminal history part 1" episode #277
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34:16I'm not ashamed, and at times I had fun. Did I learn anything? Yes. How to be a better criminal. I'm kidding. Join me as I reminisce.
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03/01/2024 "The white power pyramid" episode #276
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31:34Biden and Trump visit the border, Biden talks about climate change; Google in hot water over biased and racist views. Also: I am a racist because Google said so.
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02/28/2024 "And we're off to the races!" episode #275
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32:41Egyptian/African-American cop in Chicago forced to keep his status as "Caucasian" even though he is clearly not; Harvard professor finds in study that white people are shot by the police more than blacks, and his life gets threatened. Of course.
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02/19/2024 "Fat guy in a little coat" episode #271
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48:05I delve into what makes people feel so entitled. And I actually take a serious look into how obese people are sort of discriminated against in the medical industry.
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02/16/2024 "Fatty fatty two by four" episode #270
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30:35Once again I rant about fat people, because I'm not done yet. It's not you, it's me and my self-loathing.
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02/09/2024 "Guest host Will from Dreamboys" episode #267
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18:38I don't always have time for the podcast, but I know people who do.
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02/07/2024 "Food and sex with Amy Reiley" episode #266
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37:40A master in her field, Amy Reiley stops by and graces us with her time to talk about how food changes the way we feel sexually and emotionally. From Amy: How did I get here? In 2004, I became the second American to earn a Master of Arts (MA) in Gastronomy awarded by France’s culinary temple, Le Cordon Bleu. While at Cordon Bleu, I rose to prominenc…
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02/05/2024 "The Cheesecake Factory" episode #265
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14:07I have got to learn to manage my time better! Pop in for a quick episode of me babbling but letting YOU know about my awesome upcoming guest this Wedensday.
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01/22/2024 "15 stories about big dicks that will make you want to quit sex" episode #260
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1:09:46I ran across a very interesting article that contained some absolutely horrifying stories about sex with big dicks. Enjoy! Also, we talk about every racist city name in America that still exists!
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01/15/2024 "So long, and thanks for absolutely nothing" Episode #259
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14:36In a rant I needed to get off my chest, I don't even bother setting up the good microphone and just rant into my laptop about how much I loathe the Cowboys organization right now. I'm done and you should be too.
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My good pals from Nerds Talking the podcast stop by and we sit down to talk about Will Smith, selling your poop, and a whole bunch of other family friendly subjects that Fat Guy is well known for.
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01/11/2024 "Pooping for money" episode #257
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27:57Well who knew that there was an honest to God company, (several actually) that will pay you to take a dump and send it to them in a box? Me, that's who. Also, white boy sets internet on fire with his last name. Hint: Black folk don't let white folk say it.
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I talk about my loved ones, and give helpful advice on being a better friend, and overall, a better person. Then I talk about Will Smith taking it in the butt.
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12/13/2023 "The great big porn show part 2" episode #255
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48:27So here it is! All the porn your warped little mind can handle! I'm a one trick pony. I did have a blast making this episode, so I hope you all get a good laugh.
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12/6/2023 "Stump jumper revisited" episode #254
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38:20What a week! I talk a little about what's been keeping me busy and then we listen to an old favorite of mine.
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11/22/2023 "USA 1-England NIL" episode #253
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53:40Celebrity fog-breather Grant Harris takes time out of his busy schedule scaring small children to stop by the studio and have a chat, but before that I pay homage to my favorite UFC fighter/porn star/father of a mass shooter "Dick Delaware".
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11/08/2023 "It's everything you've come to expect" episode #251
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52:57You think I talked about butt stuff before? Well, I did. So, I'm going to do it some more. This week we talk about a tuba player who kicked some major ass; An OnlyFans model who is literally putting her tang in a soon to be released beer; The study of how many people a year get things stuck in their asses, what those things are, and how the study c…
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11/01/2023 "Fly the fat friendly skies!" episode #250
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23:00I mean, I meant to have a point to this episode, but I ended up ranting about fat people and their perceived "fatphobia". Also, a man is found not guilty of killing a woman with his penis.
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10/25/2023 "I've retired more times than Tom Brady" episode #249
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19:54Enjoy a new episode of maniacal laughter as I tease my audience about quitting the show. SPOILER: I never will.
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10/16/2023 "New look, same old Joey" episode #248
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23:57I'll be transitioning into a new format for the show and changing the name, but not before I make fun of transgender people and list off 62 hilarious porno movie names.
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10/02/2023 "That time I ate cherry flavored anal ease" episode #246
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45:00A great retelling of a classic story, followed by another one equally as embarrassing. I would love to tell you these stories weren't true, but the truth is I probably undersell it. Welcome to the new format: Monday only extended show.
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I become the Tom Brady of podcasting as I come out retirement as fast as I went in. So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you about the time I deuced my pants on a bicycle ride to work.
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09/20/2023 "The kids aren't alright" episode #243
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17:49Look, I know what I do is sometimes pretty low brow, but it's for laughs, and it's ONLY for adults. Which is why it makes me so angry that certain books are being allowed to be read by our very young children without parent's consent. You probably didn't even know, and that's why I'm gonna show you. Yes, I do a show that often involves some pretty …
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09/18/2023 "The British Invasion" part 2 episode #242
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32:30Pip pip, old boy, I've got Grant Harris back on the show for a 30 minute sit down to again talk about our cultural differences. Due to his popularity he will be on the show more often in the future, so make sure you follow the show and turn on your notifications. Music: Latinos for Trump
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Trying to explain my love for Kim Eternity and I don't care if you understandBy Scumalicious
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09/15/2023 Please take that out of my ass" episode #241
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14:37Kind of a mixed bag today...
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OK, so I missed Monday, and I totally fucked this show up while recording, so guess what? You're getting your money's worth. Grant Harris will be on the Monday show, so make sure you tune in! Enjoy a replay of my interview with Joe Biden.
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09/08/2023 "Times that big corporations messed up BAD" episode #239
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18:58I guess they'll give just about anyone the job of managing the Twitter account of a huge company, as proved by these tweets.
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09/06/2023 "Fatties against fascism" episode #238
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19:39Turn on your video as I take you on a tour of the website "Fatties against fascism", but not before telling a harrowing tale of a man who deuced on an entire plane flight to Barcelona.
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09/04/2023 "It's cool to have a small dick!" episode #237
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20:32The Brits accidentally offend no one of Mexican heritage, yet white people find a way to start trouble; According to the Greeks, having a small package make you the better man! I discuss. And agree.
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Needed to rant...A little about Anthony Oliver and Happy Labor Day WeekendBy Scumalicious
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09/01/2023 "Big old needle in the ass" episode #236
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29:32I talk about something. I don't know. Stuff. Downs Syndrome. Mexicans. Medical terms doctors use to talk about you in front of you.
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08/30/2023 "What men do that women can't get away with" part 2 episode #235
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23:07The conclusion to last episode's list of things that men do that society says women should not.
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08/28/2023 "What men do that women can't get away with" part 1 episode #234
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25:05The title says it all! It's a man's world, ladies, so let's talk about how unfair it is.
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08/25/2023 "Wax on, wax off (your bikini area)" episode #233
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21:15India does something monumental besides give you the runs!; A new trend for women is making a comeback, so get your garden shearers ready; Woman drops two babies out of her SIMULTANEOUSLY; LOL is SOL.
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08/23/2023 "The scent of power" episode #232
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13:30GPTchat made me a script about Joe Biden and his unhealthy obsession with hair sniffing, and it's awesome, and I act it out. Enjoy.
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