Best Funny Football Humour Podcasts (2025)

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Episode #177 - A calming start, Guinness World Records, Girly Pop Tour Rant, hot hotel, interuptions and much more! 1:21:59

1h ago1:21:59

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This weeks pod! Bungee jumping pod! Guinness world records A calming start Dance-athon Dancing first date Girly pop tour rant Consumers in Action Hot Room Hotel Hotel Lies Ryanair Double Dipping Grandma Interruption! Scott’s back! [email protected] Join our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early access here! https://www.patreon.com/bwtbpod A 'Kee…

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Celebrating Auckland FC's incredible first season! 1:35:55

2d ago1:35:55

1:35:55

Some days in Football it just doesn't go your way. Auckland FC after leading from the front all season were beaten at home by Melbourne Victory in the all important A-league Semi Final second leg. It's all over for the year but at Nice Drop of Port we want to celebrate a truly wonderful debut season and reflect on it's successes. We'll of course di…

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Semi Final day at Go Media Stadium 1:31:44

6d ago1:31:44

1:31:44

With qualification for a history making Grand Final just 90 minutes away Dale and Matt are at Go Media stadium. As 29,000 plus fans pack into the stadium Nice Drop of Port interviews fans, the Chief Executive and Director of Football of Auckland FC to try get a gage on how things will go. In the carpark Dale bumps into Logan Rogerson and Guillermo …

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Episode #176 - Stanley Cup, Hydrated Kids, Exam cheats, Lady Gaga. music moaners and much more! 1:13:41

6d ago1:13:41

1:13:41

Rambling, funny, thought provoking and powered by caffiene, just the way you like it! Stanley Cup Hydrated kids Exams Exam cheats! The Piano Lady Gaga! That’s Jackson Parents and your music Moaning about Music Stopped the music Album vs singles Wasp interruption Enjoyment reactions Can’t reverse ears Mic techniques Fame academy Drumstick throwing! …

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Between two semis 1:21:13

9d ago1:21:13

1:21:13

Sandwiched between the two semifinals we reflect on the away victory against Melbourne and look ahead to this weekend sequel, can Auckland FC get another great result and seal a grand final spot? We dissect and analyse the game against Victory and cast our eyes across team selection for Saturday. We dip into what’s hot on the socials …Oh and make s…

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The Semi-Final build up show live from Tyler Street Sport 1:34:31

13d ago1:34:31

1:34:31

The big day is finally here! Auckland FC play the away leg against Melbourne Victory. It's the club's first finals game, first semi-final.... first everything! Dale and Matt are joined by fans as they soak up the action at the Watch Party back in Auckland. The lads catch up with Auckland FC fans in Tyler Street Sport and over in Melbourne as they p…

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Episode #175 - London trip, Jemma drunk, back to loughborough, our walk, Alexa, Unpasturized milk, Supa Scoop, insect brownies and much more! 1:21:53

14d ago1:21:53

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Early access to this weeks very funny record, you won't want to miss the ending! Absolute madness! Evening pod London trip Living in London Jemma drunk Fast drinking! Back to Loughborough Sniff to make a point Hayfever The Mam Tor Walk Peak district Dad Unpasteurised milk Mad cows disease No sh*t cars Insect brownies Printed food Hologram deals Sup…

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On the brink of history... 1:02:17

17d ago1:02:17

1:02:17

427 days. 26 games. 49 goals. Three A-League league records. Nearly 250,000 fans through the gates. And now — just 48 hours until Auckland FC’s first-ever A-League Semi Final. Welcome to Episode 29 of Nice Drop of Port — the Thursday night countdown to the big one. Tonight, we break down both elimination finals, ask if Western United are still a th…

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Episode #174 - Podcast poem, TK Maxx poo, Blessed with friend, selling a walk to a teenager, fart row and much more! 1:09:56

21d ago1:09:56

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Early access to this weeks belter of a pod! Podcast poem TK Maxx adrenaline poo Blessed with friends Greenhouse Jemma The Piriton pusher! Hayfever No go nose! The Fart Row! Deodorant for the whole body Net Zero Awards Train race! Street party Bank holiday walk briefing Jemma is 80’s Dad! Selling a walk to a teenager My celeb DM [email protected] Jo…

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No Academy..no problem. Doug Kors reveals the Auckland FC Plan. 1:23:46

24d ago1:23:46

1:23:46

Ever wondered who it was that decided on the Black Knights philosophy that fed into which players Auckland FC signed? Tonight on Nice Drop of Port, we chat with Doug Kors, Head of Player Recruitment at Auckland FC, about building a squad from scratch and the club’s remarkable debut season. Doug shares insights into the recruitment strategy that pri…

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Episode #173 - BB49, Sleeping Jemma, Norfolk Broads, The meaning of life, Assembly and much more! 1:41:21

28d ago1:41:21

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We're back from holidays! What a show this week! Keen hands up! Back before nine Character comedians Scott is the reliable comedian Sleeping behind glasses Drunken invites Norfolk broads The Pedal Kart Dad Kings Lynn Hospital Lasagne A gripping assembly The meaning of life Jemma’s life purpose Making a difference Invincibility of the young It's Pre…

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Dan Hall talks us through the Premiership celebrations! 1:18:02

1M ago1:18:02

1:18:02

Well the party was well and truly started at Go Media stadium on Sunday evening as Auckland FC lifted the Premier Plate after 1st pace was confirmed late on Saturday night in Melbourne. Joining Nice Drop of Port this evening is Auckland FC's domineering centre back Dan Hall. He fills us in on the celebrations that followed on Sunday and tells us ju…

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Episode #172 - Smell of Man, twitchy lip, mini Greenhouse, Scott and Jem dancing, your Mum is fit, Shakespeare, Jemma plays us out and more! 1:33:43

1M ago1:33:43

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This weeks very random and silly podcast! Wait until the end when Jemma debut's her Ukulele skills! The smell of Man Twitchy lip Mini Greenhouse Beetroot panic Jemma’s nightmare No bra! Making decisions Reeses war! Self control brother Chicago review Dance steps Scott and Jemma dancing! Scott’s brain test Your mum is fit! Brain tricks you! Shakespe…

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Steve Corica is on Nice Drop of Port! 1:25:48

1M ago1:25:48

1:25:48

Auckland FC manager Steve Corica joins Nice Drop of Port as the club edge closer to that Premier Plate and a top of the league finish. As the Premiership sits within easy reach this weekend the boss discusses how far the club has come in such a short time. Steve also lets us in on the game plan for the playoffs and gives us the road map to A-league…

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Episode #171 - Zutons review, Leaky eye, activate the dream! Brum bin strikes, Daphne and celeste, the game of life and much more! 1:36:25

1M ago1:36:25

1:36:25

Absolutely slammed episode this week! Lot's of the usual nonsense and features, including! Normal people! Zutons review Leaky eye! Chain wearing Videographer love! New blood in Comedy Activate the dream! Comedy terminology Live music code Billy Corgan Nostalgic clubbing Cocaine toilets Back in black cover Birmingham bin strikes British blitz spirit…

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Sydney FC comeback kings! 1:08:23

1M ago1:08:23

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With that draw in Sydney, Auckland FC can clinch the Premier Plate with a win against Melbourne Victory this weekend💪 If results go our way elsewhere, a victory seals the deal! And remember, just a point would also guarantee us a semi-final spot—if Western don’t win. Complicated? Well just relax, we got you covered with all the permutations as the …

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Episode #170 - The Big Reveal, Jemma's confession, head shapes, the lottery liar, Six Musical Review, School mops and more! 1:25:38

2M ago1:25:38

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Fantastically varied episode this week! The big reveal! Jemma’s confession Kier Starmer voice Jemma anxious sleep Dinted skull Head shape assessment Can’t wear hats Eye update Ukulele serenade The lottery liar Scott’s cringe moment Help yourself to a drink Six The Musical cultural review Netball review Pizza Hut Last one laughing School mops Pot gl…

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Chief Executive Nick Becker and the fallout from Western Sydney Wanderers. 1:07:20

2M ago1:07:20

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After a season with very few bad headlines off the field, the spotlight was turned on Auckland FC this week after an away fan was assaulted and rival fans clashed inside Go Media stadium. Auckland FC Chief Executive joins Nice Drop of Port tonight to discuss the incidents and outlines plans to make match days safer. Also we reflect on the 1-1 draw …

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Episode #169 - Mothers day ettiquette, Head hunted Roy, caravan reply, Charity gigs, Angry Drawing, Sandra Bullock, Roger Moore, apology reversals and much much more! 1:42:53

2M ago1:42:53

1:42:53

Absolute bumper episode this week! So many amazing moments! Mothers day etiquette Man toddler Head hunted Roy! Jemma won’t say no! Caravan reply Six the musical Teenage Cancer Trust Sex pistols Local Charity guy! Selfless = Weak I am Jemma’s anger! Bent fingers! Sophias Angry Drawing! Sandra Bullock Nadgee feeling! Jemma’s apology reversal Clarity …

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Episode #168 - Silent kids football, Rough pub lunch, Coach trip, compliment Scott, burping ban, mortality, open door dumping policy and much more! 1:22:14

2M ago1:22:14

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In our brains this week! Insey Wincy Author Bespoke hoodies Silent kids football Violent kids party Mums rough pub lunch! Coach trip! Compliment Scott Burping ban Jemma’s pledges Open door dumping policy S*x drives Babies at 80?! Sharing a bed Man chat follow up Hand lines! Mortality and attitude to death Ringing parents Drop us a line and say hell…

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Francis De Vries is on Nice Drop of Port! 1:13:29

2M ago1:13:29

1:13:29

🎙️ Welcome to this special episode of Nice Drop of Port. Not everyone can mix charm, inspirational stories and top class set piece taking abilities together, but tonight's special guest most certainly can. It's none other than Auckland FC and All Whites defender Francis De Vries! Francis tells his remarkable story of his journey, including his time…

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Episode #167 - Cantonese, Naughty books, pressure washer love, adopted pots, pegging out, chip mouth theft and much more! 1:34:16

2M ago1:34:16

1:34:16

It's another podcast! Jemma is basking in her post pressure washer glow, Scott is worried he'll end up with glasses because he's just too tired to do an eye test..... Jemma also has a bizarre story which makes me question whether her hearing is on the slide! We discussed: Cantonese language Judy Blume School banned book! Karcher love Admiration sta…

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Auckland FC grind closer to glory! Part 2 1:06:43

2M ago1:06:43

1:06:43

A 2-2 draw with Central Coast—but are Auckland FC still in control at the top of the A-League? We break it down. Plus, big moves could be in the pipeline at Western Springs—will Auckland FC get a permanent home? We’ve also got the latest on the All Whites’ crucial World Cup qualifiers and how our Auckland FC boys will feature. And is Chris Wood rig…

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Auckland FC grind closer to glory! Part 1 12:07

2M ago12:07

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A 2-2 draw with Central Coast—but are Auckland FC still in control at the top of the A-League? We break it down. Plus, big moves could be in the pipeline at Western Springs—will Auckland FC get a permanent home? We’ve also got the latest on the All Whites’ crucial World Cup qualifiers and how our Auckland FC boys will feature. And is Chris Wood rig…

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Episode #166 - Caravan dreams, Static or touring, Coach trip from hell, Kids who cook, John Bishop review and much more! 1:18:27

3M ago1:18:27

1:18:27

Massive pod this week! Here's the thoughts in our brains! Big earrings Caravan dreams (again) Scott not in the dream Freedom Jetstream Incompatible? Static vs touring Neurodiversity caravan Mums bad knee Coach trip from hell Old dears coach Accepting your age Kids who cook Whisking at 9 Sprinkle from height Pan shuffle! Cake in a cup John Bishop re…

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Guillermo May is on the pod and just by chance learns some crucial New Zealand lingo! 1:11:06

3M ago1:11:06

1:11:06

🌎✨ An unforgettable evening on Nice Drop of Port as striker Guillermo May gets schooled in some classic Kiwi slang! Safe to say, he now knows exactly what to do if he's asked to bring a plate or pack his togs! Guillermo takes us through his journey—from growing up in Uruguay to playing for one of South America’s biggest clubs, and now leading Auckl…

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Episode #165 - News Quiz, Panel Shows, Rage bait politics, Trumps sweetners, Shark is broken review and much more! 1:30:22

3M ago1:30:22

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Very varied pod this week! Jemma is perfect School worries She’s not comfortable with you! News Quiz with Jemma Panel shows Rage bait politics Zelensky and Trump Trump’s sweeteners Afternoon tea Judy Dench Book about fish Shark is broken review Drop us a line and say hello! [email protected] Join our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early access …

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Adelaide chaos, VAR controversy & finals race – Nice Drop of Port Live! 1:10:15

3M ago1:10:15

1:10:15

What. A. Game. End-to-end action, late drama, and a controversial VAR decision that had the crowd absolutely fuming. Tonight, we break it all down—was it a penalty? Did we throw it away? Or a solid point? We’ve got Nathan in the house, Robbie to explain the VAR controversy, and a deep dive into what this result means for our finals chances. Are Ade…

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Episode #164 - Copper hair clash, School is hard, School refusers, Nuerodiversity in the 80's, School systems, Crying easily, Burns Night, Centre Parcs review and much more! 1:29:20

3M ago1:29:20

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A real varied, emotional and interestingly hilarious Smorgasbord this week! Copper hair clash! Bobbie Blood Pressure Blood pressure readings! Quiet during School holidays Thinned out now! School is hard! School refusers Education inflexibility Neurodiversity in the 80’s Evil teachers Companies buy your life Jemma’s School Scott cries easily Ugly cr…

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Everywhere they go, Phoenix get battered. 1:10:55

3M ago1:10:55

1:10:55

This episode does what it says on the tin. 6-1 , Phoenix were truly battered. We recall derby day with glee and an analytical eye. And look ahead to a top of the table battle against Adelaide this weekend. We also have new reserve team coach Luke Casserly on! Send us a text Support the showBy Nice Drop of Port

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🎙️ Derby Day Special live from Lillyworld! 1:35:00

3M ago1:35:00

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Live from Lillyworld, it’s the biggest match of the season! Could Auckland FC get the three in a row over Wellington Phoenix. Well the answer was yes - emphatically in the end. If you didn't catch it here was our pre-match show live and in person from Mt Smart stadium. Auckland FC CEO Nick Becker joined us, we checked in with Robbie live from Sydne…

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Episode #163 - The Doors, Bonnie Blue, Pimp out Scott! Peter Kay hecklers, Apple shop, first acting role and more! 1:28:02

3M ago1:28:02

1:28:02

In the pod pouch this week! Another banger! The Doors film Bonnie Blue discussion Pimp out Scott Social media algorithms Cat distraction First acting role All clear Apple Genius Man Parking tickets School presentation Peter Kay Hecklers How do they get in touch?! Eye drops!g Drop us a line and say hello! [email protected] Join our Patreon for exclu…

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Episode #162 - Bird song bogs, vestibule, energetic performers, Ozempic and much more! 1:23:21

3M ago1:23:21

1:23:21

On this weeks show! Miserable weather Bird song bogs! Scooby Doo! Pinged me pod! Slider commitment Clothes for the job Vestibule! Train travel Mint Lady Humans are annoying Benson Boon! Energetic performers! Cliff Richard Sitting down listen Hate my body Ozempic Food rewards Future ageing Drugs of the future Panic missed call More rubbish art Vulne…

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Western United Preview & Mid-Season Report! 1:14:52

4M ago1:14:52

1:14:52

The countdown is on to Saturday’s showdown with Western United, and we’ve got plenty to dive into. Can Auckland FC keep their form rolling, or will Western get the better of us again? We break down the key battles, what’s at stake for the playoffs, and how many more wins we need to lock in a top-six spot. Plus, it’s time for our Half-Term Report! W…

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Episode #161 - Emotional Jemma, Scott Alone, Kanye at the Grammies, Roy the terminator, good art and more! 1:40:23

4M ago1:40:23

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In the laughter locker this week! Emotional Jemma Cantonese Cafe! Scott Alone Newcastle weekend Kayne West Grammies Scotts Glasses Signs of old age Roy the terminator! A traditional birthday Good Art? Stick me to the wall Dinner Date Table étiquette The Shark is Broken Scott’s Secret news! Second family man German test Drop us a line and say hello!…

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Tommy Smith with news from inside the camp 1:13:22

4M ago1:13:22

1:13:22

Tonight on Nice Drop of Port, we’re joined by Auckland FC’s defensive rock and soon-to-be club legend, Tommy Smith! What's the mood like inside the Auckland FC camp right now? How is the squad handling the pressure, and what’s driving them on? Tommy also spills the beans about his time at Ipswich under Roy Keane—what was it like playing under one o…

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Episode #160 - Bad Backs, Nasal hair awake, Back before nine, coughing again, girl on a train and much more! 1:24:44

4M ago1:24:44

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A full jam packed pod this week! In our heads this week! Rambling beginnings Nasal hair awake! Back Before 9 Review! Barbara cake! Bad Back Jem Poo samples Kids telling Jokes Kindergarten cop Funnier Sing 2? Boxed in comedy Comedy to family Anthrax island Coughing (again) Checklist of age! Girl on a train Set design Drop us a line and say hello! bw…

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Episode #159 - Coffee on wood, Jemma silent watching, mid forties misery, bingo caller, family tree, rude dog cam and Anthrax chat! 1:37:24

4M ago1:37:24

1:37:24

Vary varied pod this week! Coffee on wood Worst in me Mid forties misery Theatre eye Jemma silent watching No bottom for Jemma Tamworth panto Bad eating weekend Stomach update Bingo caller! Can everyone sing The Wart Our Family Trees DNA donations?! A bit of viking in me! Dog cam copulation Chlorine spa Anthrax and pathogens! Jemma’s new fad Telesc…

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Late drama in Adelaide and Mattinho Junior lines up his next challenge 1:16:04

4M ago1:16:04

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What a game in Adelaide! Well the last twenty minutes anyway! Auckland FC turned up the heat, coming back to secure a crucial point and stay just one off the top of the league. Tonight, we’ll unpack the VAR drama, the shirt-pull controversy, and whether the ref really got it right. We’re also joined by an Adelaide United fan and podcaster to debate…

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Episode #158 - Two handed coffee, clip on fringe, wigs, cheese or services, s*x toys and private shops and more! 1:26:47

4M ago1:26:47

1:26:47

It's a bumper episode this week! People who are extra Ceremonial glasses Two hand coffee clutch Toast on the move Baileys Jemma’s drinks cabinet Sophia Norovirus! Jemma is always ready Are humans sociable? Clip on fringe Tony or Richard Curtis Make up rituals S*x toys from history Female s*x dolls Private shop Traitors *spoiler alert* Humans and ly…

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Auckland FC Chief Executive Nick Becker is on Nice Drop of Port! 1:19:43

5M ago1:19:43

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CEO of Auckland FC Nick Becker is on the show tonight! He tells us how he had a tear in his eye on day one as he witnessed Mt Smart filling up. He also puts to bed all this Paddy Gower talk of the Port being started by the Auckland FC marketing team! We'll also be joined by Comedian Eli Matthewson who reveals his unlikely connection to Matt, Footba…

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Episode #157 - Window battles, Night turd, Flaskback, everything needs a coffee, Panto Scott! Burglary gameshow and much more! 1:31:29

5M ago1:31:29

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Episode 157 is live now! Nocturnal cat feeding Window battles! Night turd! Everything needs a coffee Flaskback! Bring back the flask What’s up doc Aircraft crash documentaries Anxiety dream The joys of a stick January Panto review Scott in Panto Celebrity Hunted Unplanned walk Been in someone else’s system Burglary game show Scott The Security Trou…

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Daniel McBreen on Auckland FC’s title hopes, TikTok star’s bold signing bid, and a Glory fan explains what it's like supporting Perth right now. 1:18:51

5M ago1:18:51

1:18:51

This week, we’re joined by A-League legend Daniel McBreen—or Macca to all but his wife and his mother. He knows a thing or two about winning titles and he spells out exactly what Auckland FC need to do to go all the way this season, plus he takes us back to his Golden Boot-winning year when he finished above none other than Alessandro Del Piero on …

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Episode #156 - Happy New Year, Phone free xmas, Come and speak to Grandma, Sophia's food trauma's, boxing day water, cold water dip and much more! 1:31:13

5M ago1:31:13

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Happy new year! The first one of 2025! Happy new year intro Resolutions Dickensian candle! Phone free Xmas Day Come and speak to Grandma! Christmas of crying Sophia’s Xmas Card Perished gussets! Exposed ball Jemma’s Boxing Day Walk Bad food memories Our Open water swim Double dipping Nanna Kids versions of Strictly Scott is Gladiator Get in touch, …

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Episode #155 - 2024 final speech, Meat slapping, Local supermarket, first class life and much much more! 1:10:04

5M ago1:10:04

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On this weeks pod, the last one of 2024! 2024 is almost done! Scott does the intro! The Final Spa Down Jem loves being messed about with! Xmas Meat slapping! This is your local supermarket! The Elves! Are you Matt Forde? Forgetting things easily Vocalising happy moments Jemma pops in! Jemma’s shakes! The wrong car! Not a taxi pal! Working class in …

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The curse of Matt: Can Auckland FC bounce back after their first defeat? 59:56

5M ago59:56

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In this episode of Nice Drop of Port, we tackle Auckland FC’s 4-0 loss to Western United—the club's first defeat of the season. After six straight wins , and a draw, how unexpected was this result? Was it just an off day, or is Matt McGann—the man who made his debut in the stands—the curse? Join us as we dive deep into what went wrong, and whether …

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Episode #154 - Royal Variety Review, Laff 4 Kids, The Vein, Performer Depression, Shakespeare selfies, Playing dumb and much more! 1:15:25

5M ago1:15:25

1:15:25

In the locker this week! Christmas Special! Royal Variety Review Laff 4 Kids The Vein Performer depression Self destruction Shakespeare selfie? Fame Gang Car park drama Surgeon on call Bullsh*tter Scott’s frantic texts Playing dumb FTW Sarcasm intelligence Get in touch, let us know what you think? Join our Patreon for exclusive episodes and early a…

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Terry McFlynn on building a football club from nothing 1:10:09

5M ago1:10:09

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Tonight, we’re going behind the scenes with Auckland FC’s Director of Football, Terry McFlynn, the club’s first football related employee. Terry reveals how they built this record-breaking team from the ground up, the type of players they scouted, and the vibe in the camp as Auckland FC sits proudly atop the league after seven incredible games. Dal…

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Episode #153 - Bic, P*ss barger, 5G Pigeons, You Bet, Outdoor Tiramisu, Elf on a Shelf, Marriage audit and more! 1:28:15

6M ago1:28:15

1:28:15

Early access to this weeks Christmas Cracker of a pod! Bic! P*ss barger! Official canceller 5G Pigeons Anton Rogers You Bet is Back! WWF challenge Bullseye was brutal! Netball night out Outdoor tiramisu Elf on shelf panic End of xmas magic Fire brigade party Marriage audit 2024 No matts down Hairy sinks Window throws Is this what marriage is like? …

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Derby day drama bubbles over 1:06:47

6M ago1:06:47

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The drama, the domination, and the derby debrief—it’s all happening this week as we dive into Auckland FC’s historic run and the fallout from their second derby victory over Phoenix. We’re dissecting the match action, the atmosphere, and the fiery war of words between Italiano and Corica. Plus, we ask the big question: has Auckland’s home advantage…

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