Best Forewarned Podcasts (2026)

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Episode 686 – Oh The Hysterical Wails of the Winter Wraith of Ramjack 2:36:56

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It’s a holiday spectacular in which we delve into some Gary Busey holiday meal plans. Brad and Dan get holiday spooks via questionable child labor laws. We discuss the Amazon original movie “Merv” which is about a cute dog for the first hour then is just depressing.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 685 –Ghastly Visages in the Ramjack Hall of Renown 3:02:45

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Chris joins us as we delve into the kooky comedy/horror film House (1985) in which a house snatches the greatest American war heroes child because some soldiers that went to Vietnam just cannot get enough of being the worst.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 684 – Anecdotal Anarchy at the Ramjack Processional Pancake Breakfast 1:39:17

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Dick Cheney is dead and Zohran Mamdani is mayor of New York. We are celebrating the post spooky season with gusto, tactical birken bags for tier one operators, and artisanal sardines. Also, we look forward to some very questionable recipes for your holiday tables.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 683 – Rise of the Coven of Were-Beasts a Ramjack Predicament 1:48:55

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It’s a truly spooky non-casual episode as we avoid local Ohio soap operas to delve into Tales From The Darkside 3x05 “The Geezenstacks” and 4x16 “Family Reunion” and have a run in with the frightful GabaGhoul.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 682 – Vampiric Stewards of the Ramjack Reliquary 2:28:54

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It’s a true spooktacular as we discuss the all the terrifying antics from Alex’s trip to Orlando for a Horror Nights. Terrifying tales of ceilings, and Extra-Terrestrials, taxidermy, and (presumably) Roy lurk within.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 681 – Armed for Chicanery: Ramjack Prepares 1:38:29

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Spooky times are underway and monsters are truly everywhere Brad reports in from Horror Nights and Alex is learning about the terror of the double derecho. No tax holiday for moonpie knives?! Scandalous.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 680 – Sailing on the Cursed Seas of Ramjack: Adrift and Bereft 1:51:24

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Alex has been menaced by jets and robots, but not the spirits of the fourth and/or fifth most famous of the Marx Brothers, Brad is being menaced by overly confusing youtube videos and the shockingly low efforts of a pro-genocide cola company and a world class theme park.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 679 – Earthbound Demigods: The Betrayers of Ramjack 1:24:27

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Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 678 – Is This The Shadow Of Ramjack That Forewarns My Death? 1:25:20

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New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 677 – Turbulent Times The 15th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus Always Intended It 2:38:24

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Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 676 – Is It Your Sanity Or Your Life That Will Sustain Ramjack 1:16:50

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Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 675 – Lets Destroy the Foolhardy Detractors of Ramjack 3:16:22

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Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 674 – Idols of Ramjack: The Worshipped and the Cursed 2:39:21

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Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 673 – Breakout Sessions for Assassination at the Ramjack Summer Session 1:25:47

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It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 672 – Institutions of Frivolity in The Grand Order of Ramjack 2:01:42

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Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 671 – Somewhere at the Crossroads of Madness and Ramjack 1:46:37

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We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal.…

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Episode 670 – Nations Arise in the Revolt of Ramjack 2:10:24

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We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 669 – Extinguish the Fires and Behold the Aftermath of Ramjack 2:05:59

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Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 668 – Steady Yourself For Ramjacks Cavalcade of Obscurities 1:34:47

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It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 667 – Do You Stand in Defiance of Ramjack the Merciful? 2:48:19

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We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it.…

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Episode 666 – Never Scream While Ramjack Waits For Sustenance 3:11:03

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Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies”…

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Episode 665 – Arbitrary Moments Stolen by the Sinister Hand of Ramjack 1:49:55

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We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know).By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 664 – Silence Lest You Rouse The Banshees of Ramjack 1:55:57

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Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself.…

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Episode 663 – Enigma of the Bold: Ramjack's Hidden Cipher 2:04:15

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Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade.…

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Episode 662 – If You Perceive of Ramjack Will You Live to Tell The Tale? 2:20:00

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Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house.…

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Episode 661 – Take Your Harbinger of Ramjack to Work Day 1:37:46

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Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 660 – Each and Every Generation: A Trifle for Ramjack 1:37:46

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Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 659 – In your Tarnished Nightmares Lurks the Heart of Ramjack 1:20:27

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Casual episodes continue as we catch-up. Here's a question: what if generational trauma was werewolves, and by werewolves, I mean a skin condition? Brad has seen "Wolfman" and Alex has seen "Talk to Me". When is it too late to abandon a calendar and or buy a new one? Should you take piano lessons from the Jigsaw Killer?…

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Episode 658 – Careful Walks the Scoundrel Marked by Ramjack 1:29:44

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It’s an extra-casual episode as we learn that Dudes remain the worst in 2025. We give some advice to the Mormons and they help us solve a fast-food mystery. There are bags of angels for sale at our favorite website.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 657 – Ostentatious Displays from Ramjacks Secret Syndicate 1:42:17

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Behold the new law of the land for 2025: Life Is Burger and Burger Is Life and Trash Cans are not gifts. Could Donald Trump defeat the smile monster? We check in on some old friends at forever name-changing forum.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 656 – Sacrifice to Solstice Beast at the Behest of Ramjack 2:01:34

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Alex is dealing with contractor drama Brad has somewhat mostly seen Kraven: The Hunter: The Movie. The dumbest people in the country are very concerned about drones. It’s still winter so we examine the confounding Netflix holiday creation “Hot Frosty” a story of magical police brutality.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 655 – Festival of Ramjack in the Peppermint Principality of the Damned 1:27:29

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Reggie is on the hunt for shadow people and we will support him all the way. Did you choose the appropriately nonsensical luxury gifts for your loved ones during the holidays? Alex has returned from a Mountain holiday and Brad has seen Gay Dune for Girls: The Movie Part One. Also, many people are saying there is a war on the spirit world.…

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Episode 654 – Opera of the Great and Forever Malicious Ramjack 2:08:10

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We’re back for a casual episode. Have you deposited your first of 25 Secret-Santa gifts in the secret box? Make sure to switch the handwriting on your form to participate. We discuss our latest shenanigans and the absolute villainy of Shampoo.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 653 – Every Soul You Devour Brings You One Death Closer to Ramjack 2:07:59

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Tammy and Dan Join us to discuss the antics from our HHN tour and the various spooky monsters we met. Note: We will be checking our pledge levels before we head to El Club de la Biblioteca.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 652 – Ramjack and the Screaming Skeletons of the Endless Crimson Night 2:15:48

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Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys in which Corey Feldman is really doing some acting with his acting chops.…

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Episode 651 – Obelisk of the Pumpkin Mage: Ramjacks Secret Sigil 1:44:06

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Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 650 – Vacancy at the Ramjack Firing Squad 1:44:06

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Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 649 – I say No No Never Speak of Ramjack Under the Presence of The Moonlight 1:47:58

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Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover.…

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Episode 648 – National Invitation to Commemoration: The 14th Annual Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream From Planet Earth’s Greatest Nation Wrapped In Fetishistic Nationalism As Baby Jesus ... 1:55:51

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Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 647 – Ruination of the Mind: Inside The Ramjack Labyrinth 1:34:35

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Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 646 – Aiding and Abetting In The Service of Ramjack 1:30:46

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We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 645 – Cast Away Your Burdensome Life for Ramjack 1:40:36

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The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 644 – Incident At The Ramjack Conservatory: A Mystery Tale for the Doomed 1:35:14

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Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 643 – Any Chance You Had Is Rueful Joke From Ramjack 1:50:13

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Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 642 – Can You Hear The Stillness Ramjack Has Waiting For You? 1:56:28

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The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 641 – Iconic in Malice and Style: Ramjack the Ultradian Muse 1:48:36

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Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.…

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Episode 640 – Nemesis and Champion: Ramjack the Negative and the Infinite 1:40:06

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We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.By Ornamental Messiah Productions

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Episode 639 – Now Hear This! The Maniacal Decrees of Ramjack 1:48:29

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Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr.…

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Episode 638 – At Last the Terrible Prophecy of Ramjack is Heeded 1:30:13

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No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby.…

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Episode 637 – Rest Firm in the Comforting Deceits of Ramjack 1:30:13

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It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales.…