Best Fiona Howat Podcasts (2025)

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S4E02: An eerie presence feat. Fiona K. T. Howat and Hamilton 1:16:32

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The plan is working, and our crew is aboard the BioLife ship, where wave after wave of guards welcome them. It's the fastest slow going you could hope for, while Boris, Trevor, Dr. Ze, The Nine Blades and Vache fight to clear the halls, and our Cleo fights to stay alive. Every BioLife lackey between the rescue team and Cleo is a bag of extracted bl…

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Candela Obscura: The Tarantella - Part 4 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:50:52

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Parting is such sweet sorrow. Let us rejoin The Circle of Whispered Omens as they must finally say goodbye... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Lavinia: Emily Bates Freddie: James Barbarossa Felix: Zack FG Cassandra: Alias Kasaliya The Game was Candela Obscura by Darrington Pr…

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Candela Obscura: The Tarantella - Part 3 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 59:25

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Arachnids swarm and The Circle of Whispered Omens run. This sordid tale is racing quickly to a deadly end... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Lavinia: Emily Bates Freddie: James Barbarossa Felix: Zack FG Cassandra: Alias Kasaliya The Game was Candela Obscura by Darrington Pre…

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Candela Obscura: The Tarantella - Part 2 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 58:10

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Hot on the trail of a swirling mystery, The Circle of Whispered Omens race through the streets. But the question still lingers... what or who is chasing them? Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Lavinia: Emily Bates Freddie: James Barbarossa Felix: Zack FG Cassandra: Alias Kasal…

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Candela Obscura: The Tarantella - Part 1 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:30:26

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The Circle of Whispered Omens have been disbanded for years, but tonight is the night that supernatural forces will finally bring this volatile family back together... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Lavinia: Emily Bates Freddie: James Barbarossa Felix: Zack FG Cassandra: Al…

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Mothership: Whistle in the Dark - Part 4 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 50:05

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Onward into the dark, my little Video Nasties! The truth lies ahead of our team deep in the bowels of Chibani, but the question remains: Will anyone live to tell it? Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Jessie: Rachel Honeyghan-Williams Kaden: Pip Gladwin Charlie: Liz Campbell Th…

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Mothership: Whistle in the Dark - Part 3 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 58:56

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Our team of truth seekers have finally found their answers, unfortunately for them those answers are far more terrifying than they expected. Now... about that monster... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Jessie: Rachel Honeyghan-Williams Kaden: Pip Gladwin Charlie: Liz Campbel…

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Mothership: Whistle in the Dark - Part 2 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 54:36

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Down deep below the surface of Chibani, our team of truth tellers seeks answers. Let's hope those answers don't find them first... Game Master: Fiona Howat Jessie: Rachel Honeyghan-Williams Kaden: Pip Gladwin Charlie: Liz Campbell The Game was Mothership by Tuesday Knight Games The Narrator is voiced by Rhys Lawton. The Last Line. Rewind. Theme is …

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Mothership: Whistle in the Dark - Part 1 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:25:53

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Let me show you the stars! There are those who look into the night sky and feel small... and those, like me, my little Video Nasties, that see infinite possibilities... But a word of caution my friends... The perils of the stars are often those we take with us. On a mining colony far from earth, our little band of truth tellers are on a mission to …

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Solemn Vale: Homegrown - Part 5 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:03:20

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All good things must come to an end. Now our girls of the Redruth Under 18 Football Club can finally discover theirs... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Ffion: Lowri-Ann Davies Hannah: Liv Kennedy Leah: Liz Campbell Jenny: Zack FG The Game was Solemn Vale by Dirty Vortex. The…

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Solemn Vale: Homegrown - Part 4 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:06:43

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It is surely a victory to find exactly what you seek... surely... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Ffion: Lowri-Ann Davies Hannah: Liv Kennedy Leah: Liz Campbell Jenny: Zack FG The Game was Solemn Vale by Dirty Vortex. The Narrator is voiced by Rhys Lawton. The Last Line. Rew…

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Solemn Vale: Homegrown - Part 3 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 48:07

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A simple drive with a friendly stranger can't prove to be a mistake... can it? Our girls of the Redruth Under 18 Football Club have only just begun to uncover The Vale's Wicked secrets. Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Ffion: Lowri-Ann Davies Hannah: Liv Kennedy Leah: Liz Cam…

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Solemn Vale: Homegrown - Part 2 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 41:54

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Our girls of the Redruth Under 18 Football Club have had their first glimpse of Solemn Vale, unfortunately for them, The Vale has taken notice of them too... Hear the entire Creature Collection ad free with bonus episodes on Patreon TODAY! Game Master: Fiona Howat Ffion: Lowri-Ann Davies Hannah: Liv Kennedy Leah: Liz Campbell Jenny: Zack FG The Gam…

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Solemn Vale: Homegrown - Part 1 | Vol. 1: The Creature Collection 1:37:25

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Welcome, my little Video Nasties to my menagerie of horrors... This is Last Line. Rewind. And now, let me present to you my first terrifying tape. There are places in this world you know you know. These places, too real to be memory and too strange to be real, shape the lives of those who dare to enter. In the town of Solemn Vale you may come as in…

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Last Line. Rewind. - Trailer 0:44

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Welcome, Video Nasties, to a new horror anthology podcast from the creators of 'Realms of Peril & Glory' and 'What Am I Rolling?' – Join me for my first terrifying tape, very very soon... The Narrator is voiced by Rhys Lawton. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i…

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S4E01: Surprise Surprise feat. Fiona K. T. Howat and Hamilton 1:22:41

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The Caps, The remaining Bastards, and… Margo’s BioLife escapee friends, are teaming up to bring back Cleo. Vache de Mer and The Nine Blades have been captured by BioLife almost more times than they can count. (They are after all, remnants of experiments failed.) Which is why they’re Margo’s ticket to stealthily finding the BioLife stronghold that’s…

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Last Line. Rewind. - Coming This Fall 1:11

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Welcome, my little Video Nasties to a new horror anthology podcast from the creators of 'Realms of Peril & Glory' and 'What Am I Rolling?' – Join me for my first terrifying tape, this fall... The Narrator is voiced by Rhys Lawton. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-…

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Short Stories | Robin 8:07

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Cleo and Robin almost made it. Together they saw the light at the end of the proverbial BioLife hallway. But of course, that was the plan. The scientists bring Robin into Cleo’s cell for one last chat, hoping to wring out the last of their secrets before they eke out the last of her nanites. There can’t be much left, now. Just about a seed’s worth,…

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Short Stories | Sanctuary 10:41

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After the battle at Garcia Station, many Synths accepted M8’s offer of Sanctuary. They heard the code, and they answered the call- not fully understanding what it might mean to be free. The idea itself was a reshaping. To help them along, M8 regales the Synths with tales and visions of Sanctuary, and the great possibility that awaits them all. But …

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Short Stories | Taxi 18:46

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Back on Prospect Town, our old friend Parter has picked up three rather pompous officers. They’re loud, they’re crass, and they’re bragging in the backseat about destroying the local restaurant "Stu's" (home of “The Everything”!), and discussing their top secret mission to retrieve an "immortal Ursine" from BioLife. They might want to be careful ab…

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Short Stories | The Art of Getting Caught feat. Hamilton and Fiona K. T. Howat 10:51

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While the Bastards and The Caps are busy planning their rescue mission, Margo is busy hunting down her own backup plan. Deep in the jungle on a desolate planet, Margo is tracking down the perpetually-captured duo known as "Nine Blades", (despite having only eight visible), and his precognitive partner Vache de Mer. With their “help”, Margo hatches …

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Short Stories | The Other Family 34:39

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The gang's all here! Well, all but one. After being scattered across the galaxy, The Bastards finally reunite on the dusty Backwater planet of Daius to prepare for a Cleo rescue- wherever she may be. They meet up with some of Cleo’s old crew, obey to hear their tales about mysterious black nanobots and a BioLife capture! Between Boris's newfound as…

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S3E13: The split II - Dogs Breakfast 1:11:15

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Trevor has returned and has brought news of Cleo, but she needs help. So now Ze and Boris must race to finish their business on Garcia station to get to her aid. But just one thing, that business is an intergalactic war. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Ele…

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S3E12: The split I 1:01:14

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Trevor has returned and has brought news of Cleo, but she needs help. So now Ze and Boris must race to finish their business on Garcia station to get to her aid. But just one thing, that business is an intergalactic war. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Ele…

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BONUS | SideArm Offcuts 27:06

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The bastards have been hit with the most ancient of foes, the scheduling big bad! and have lost. So this week instead of an episode we give you a tasty offcut. Please take this offering and grant us some extra time. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra …

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S3E11: Budgy Smuggler 1:04:25

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Ze, Boris and M8 are at war. Barely alive and grappling with the deformed remnants of their plans, the Doctor and his crew face the wrath of the roused Synth Army. As the drones fly in, Ze and the assembled Bastards prepare for the end. But what they get, is something else entirely. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Be…

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S3E10: Junk in the trunk 1:14:10

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Dr. Ze, Boris and M8 have no choice but to flee the Angel they came to save. With the help of a fast car, the legacy code, and Thespa’s militia, they brace for the impact to come… Both from the loose Angel, and the leagues of synthetic deserters- desperate for the refuge of a less violent world. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Rich…

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S3E09: From Pod to Bod! 1:29:56

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The Doctor Ze , Boris and M8 otherwise known as PUMP BOIS are in some deep danger, how deep? try behind enemy lines deep. But they must go deeper if they are to find and free M8s angel. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews Episode art…

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BONUS | SideArm Offcuts 31:17

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It's a special time, it's time for us to chow down on some OFFCUTS, all the tasty lil morsels that didn't make it into the main episode are now here, for your ear pleasure. And if you wanna hear more of this and all of our other Patreon exclusive content then check us out on Patreon. There is even a FREE 7 day trial if you would just like a taste. …

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S3E08: Thats a lot, Robin! 1:02:34

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Cleo has been taken aboard the ship for scientific testing, but it doesnt seem like this will be easy, for Cleo or the crew. But whos that in the shadows? Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews Episode art by Drew Ambiance sound support…

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S3E07: She the queen and we the sorry people 1:22:15

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Bortis and Margo have infiltrated the Biolife stronghold, leaving Cleo and Fron in the jungle behind them. Struggling to find a way after them, Cleo and Fron turn to old tactics. It wasn’t that long ago that a party split punished the Bastards- what tidings will it bring today? Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cl…

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S3E06: PUMP BOIS 1:20:30

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M8, Ze and Boris have found their way to Garcia station, and with the help from an old friend Thespa they now know how to get to the synth side to find their lost Angel. But to do that they will need to rely on Brawn, not brains. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Z…

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S3E05: Thrifting 1:16:39

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M8, Ze and Boris arrive on Garcia station. But the station, its changed, and the gang are looking for a lost angel . So in order to do that they are first gonna have to find the local warlord. Thespa. Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matth…

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S3E04: Rig, Its a quiet place 2:09:50

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It’s leap year on Earth, and that means one thing- Tay and Dan are putting on TURTLENECKS. Trevor and R.E.E.S.E. continue their hunt for Dr. Ze and Boris, when they hit a spot of engine trouble. Find out what becomes of them as Tay and Dan co-DM the DM for the first time ever in a special one time glimpse into Trevor’s Travels! He’s on a journey, a…

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S3E03: All systems Margo 1:27:06

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Margo and Cleo head out to thwart the galactic company Biolife once more, but halfway there they are con-fronn-ted with stowaways. Now the crew must navigate a jungle planet to discover if Margo's worst fears are true. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Ele…

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S3E02: Patching things up 1:15:55

2y ago1:15:55

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Cleo is back on Diaus, Old friends Bortus and Fronn are waiting for the return of their great leader, But how will they take her new look? and is CapTown ready for Cleo's return? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews Episode art by D…

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S3E01: Old Friends 1:18:57

2y ago1:18:57

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Our Crew have been spread out across Mid Space, and on an outworld moon Dr Ze and Boris continue to lose themselves, fighting away the pain of loss with drink. But while returning to their ship the M.A.X the duo are confronted with an old friend. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap / M8 -- Taylor van Bi…

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Bastards Wrapped 2023 1:49:31

2y ago1:49:31

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It’s another year in the Bastard Books! If you’re reading this, we wouldn’t have gotten this far without you. Join us on a stroll through 2023, as we reminisce over the year’s stories, some big moments, and perhaps.. a sneak peek into what awaits us in 2024… If you’re a new listener- tread lightly! Here be spoilers! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the…

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Everybody’s got a Sword (A YASP adventure ft. Realms of Peril and Glory) 1:42:56

2y ago1:42:56

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Join Tay and Dick as they ‘awaken in a stage place’ alongside Pip and Naomi of Realms of Peril and Glory Podcast, on a delicious solar punk steamboat, that's also a galaxy-wide famous restaurant. But not all is as it seems on this restaurant, for there has been a murder most foul… Wanna hear more like this? Well don't worry, we got you. Head over t…

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Short Stories | The Dirt 25:56

2y ago25:56

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Margo blue eyes Finds cleo and take her back to the good dirt for a final rest. This is the fifth of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of the second season finale. They mark the end of one story, and the beginning of another. Stay tuned for Season 3! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Mast…

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Short Stories | The Usual 52:10

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Every day for Trevor is the same day. Wake up, worry about rent, eat, and dig. It’s been days since the gates closed- or maybe weeks. It’s all the same now. All that matters is digging out REESE, and finding a way back… To everything. This is the fourth of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of th…

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Short Stories | The Gate 23:36

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Ze and Boris flee Midspace with Wraith artillery on their heels, as the gates are closed for the first time since the war. They find themselves in the outer rim, resorting to old tactics. They are alone for the first time. Splintered from their lost home and their lost crew. Everything is gone. Who are the Bastards, now? This is the third of a coll…

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Short Stories | The Queen 27:06

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It may surprise you to know, that the newly landed Wraith army isn’t the most dangerous thing in Midspace these days… Follow Princess Zhu Zhu to the new palace, to see just how deep the dread can go. This is the second of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath of the second season finale. They mark t…

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Short Stories | The Evacuation 31:46

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As the Battle for MidSpace rages all around, Big Pat leads the masses to safety. It's always the people that these conflicts hit first. It wasn't so long ago that she was one of those people- lost in the current of another long past war... This is the first of a collection of shorts showcasing the myriad of perspectives in the immediate aftermath o…

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S2E47: As Above, So Below [ Season 2 Finale ] 1:02:26

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The crew are divided and need to reunite before the captain's ship explodes them all into space dust. But BJ has got away and they need to find him as well. Its high stakes, but this isn't the Bastards first rodeo. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- D…

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S2E46: The chaos and the Captain 1:30:03

2+ y ago1:30:03

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The crew is split , time is running out, and our bastards must find a way to save the doctor, destroy the chaos engine, defeat the captain, confront BJ, and now theres a wraith navy to add to the mix? - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews…

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S2E45: Behind closed doors 1:39:34

2+ y ago1:39:34

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The Doctor has been captured, high above midspace station held in a cell of water Ze must figure out a way to escape and to destroy the chaos engine in the process. Meanwhile on Midspace station Cleo and the gang are faced with the same challenge but from a different angle. How will the Bastards get through this while separated. Crit Awards! Please…

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S2E44: No Way Home 1:02:46

2+ y ago1:02:46

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The crew have endured, but barely, and the threats aren't over. Their mission now is to return home, uncover the remnants of their ruined base, and work to disarm the chaos engine while seeking their nemesis Captain. Their struggle is far from over. But the challenge they face now seems insurmountable. How on earth are they going to navigate throug…

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S2E43: Sewer Water 1:25:58

2+ y ago1:25:58

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The crew have survived but only just, and they aren't out of danger yet. They still need to find the Captain, deactivate the chaos engine, and in the process save MidSpace station. But heck right now they have an impossible task. How the heck do they get out of this sewer?! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo…

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SideArm - OffCuts/009 27:33

2+ y ago27:33

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Is that the swing of an axe I hear? it is! Brilliant that must mean there will be some off cuts for my ears to eat. This week we have a bonus episode for you all! This is one of our SideArm episodes, our Patreon exclusive content. We release two SideArm episodes a month, and if you like this type of ramble, laughter fun time then you can get this a…