Best Explicit Witch Podcasts (2025)

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Undead Gearheads | SCP-3885 40:49

4h ago40:49

40:49

When a budget cut guts the night shift guarding Vulture Gulch—a walled-off ghost town of undead mechanics obsessed with weaponizing junk—the last few guards must face a containment breach that turns into a full-blown undead road war. This story was derived from ⁠⁠⁠https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3885⁠⁠ and is released under Creative Commons Sharea…

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Other Adam | SCP-038 24:51

5h ago24:51

24:51

Desperate for more time, a man secretly clones himself using the mysterious SCP-038—only to discover that the version of him who returns home may not be the copy… and he may not be the original. This story was derived from ⁠⁠https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7302⁠ and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. ⁠⁠https://creativecommons.org/l…

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Autistic Butts | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 188 1:08:42

6d ago1:08:42

1:08:42

This week’s show is packed with laughs, shocking theories, and timeless insights that’ll keep you glued to your headphones. Here’s what we’re talking about in this episode: Time Shares Gone Wild – Fred shares his ridiculous experiences with time shares, including some unexpectedly hilarious twists. NBA Draft Controversy – Is the NBA Lottery rigged?…

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Strange and unusual deaths 59:24

4d ago59:24

59:24

Hello and welcome everyone. Tonight, we talk about some of the strange and weird deaths that have happened to some people. Some were simple accidents and mishaps, but some were a little suspicious.

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Eat or Be Eaten | SCP-7302 37:35

5d ago37:35

37:35

Undercover agent Spears must survive a deadly infiltration of the Teratophagous Club, where monstrous elites feast on the living, regenerate the dead, and force him into a brutal fight for survival against creatures who can't be killed by normal means. This story was derived from ⁠https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7302 and is released under Creative…

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Focus Groups, T*T Tales, and The Fall of Pepsi | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 187 1:13:55

13d ago1:13:55

1:13:55

Soda Wars Ranking of popular sodas in the U.S. Coca-Cola remains the undisputed leader in the market. Dr. Pepper’s rise to the 2nd spot. Sprite overtakes Pepsi for 3rd, reflecting shifting consumer preferences. AI in Courtrooms Landmark use of AI in an Arizona trial. Road rage victim recreated via AI speaks posthumously to his killer. Raises ethica…

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The Wicker Witch | SCP-3998 40:49

10d ago40:49

40:49

After years of quiet resentment and moral compromise, one Foundation researcher finds redemption—and vengeance—by unleashing a vengeful, flame-wreathed entity that incinerates abusers from the inside out. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3998 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.…

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Carlos and his Witches 1:03:50

12d ago1:03:50

1:03:50

Hello and welcome everyone. Tonight, we talk about the charismatic Carlos Castaneda and some of his female followers. We also talk about how his Witches as they were called just up and disappeared after his death. The only one of his Witches to be found were the skeletal remains of Nuri Alexander, in the Mojave Desert.…

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Barrel of Crackers | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 186 1:06:37

17d ago1:06:37

1:06:37

Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as Fred and the crew share a wild ride of stories in their latest episode, "Barrel of Crackers." From Parker's food truck misadventures to uncovering the bizarre Shen Yun cult, hunting weed Easter eggs, and dimming the sun conspiracy theories, this comedy podcast is packed with laughs, unexpected twists, an…

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The Writer in the Mirror | SCP-7043 48:19

15d ago48:19

48:19

A hard-boiled detective's search for a stolen anomaly spirals into a reality-warping nightmare, where he must confront a doppelgänger, a stolen identity, and the terrifying truth that he may be nothing more than a character in someone else’s story. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7043 and is released under Creative Comm…

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RYO Tatsuki 1:05:09

19d ago1:05:09

1:05:09

Welcome and hello everyone. Tonight, we talk about some of the more famous Seers, Fortune Teller or Prophecy makers. We discuss Baba Vanga, Edward Cayce, Nostradamus and Ryo Tatsuki, enjoy.

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The Anomalous Container | SCP-4050 21:58

23d ago21:58

21:58

Beneath the waves of a sunken city, a researcher breaks the rules to study a mysterious doppelgänger—only to unleash something far darker than science could ever explain. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4050 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Acorns: He…

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Popological Order | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 185 1:09:17

24d ago1:09:17

1:09:17

Join the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in the unforgettable 185th episode, 'Popological Order', where comedy and chaos rule! We discuss the uncanny madness surrounding pranks taken too far, the ultimate Pope debates, and 'Parker's Points,' our latest hilarious segment. Unfiltered laughs, unique perspectives, and offbeat banter await! 00:00-06:00…

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The Pascagoula Abduction 1:11:37

1M ago1:11:37

1:11:37

Hello everyone and welcome. Tonight, we discuss the abduction that took place in Pascagoula Mississippi.

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The Thousand Hand Tree | SCP-2988 34:24

1M ago34:24

34:24

Beneath a forgotten canopy, an ancient tree with a thousand grasping hands feeds on the minds and limbs of those who taste its fruit—each bite pulling them closer to a fate worse than death. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2988 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/b…

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Doom Town Redux | SCP-6717 29:34

1M ago29:34

29:34

An elite recon team investigates a mysteriously fabricated 1950s town in the Arizona desert—only to discover its smiling, identical residents are guarding something ancient, alien, and terrifying beneath the surface. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6717 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://crea…

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The metal Library 54:20

1M ago54:20

54:20

Welcome and hello. Tonight, we discuss the Metal Library of Ecuador and Father Crespi. Do you have a story you would like to share contact us a [email protected] and talk to us.

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Hell Hall | SCP-7104 24:43

1M ago24:43

24:43

A group of death row inmates, drugged and strapped with cameras, are sent into an endless hallway where their own fear warps reality—and the only way out is to laugh their way through the nightmare. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7104 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/li…

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KY Jellyfish | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 184 1:04:59

1M ago1:04:59

1:04:59

Welcome to Episode 184 of the BLC Podcast! Get ready for an hour packed with laughs, surprises, and unfiltered opinions. Here's what Fred and Alan have in store for you this week: Tariffs with the "Tariff Sheriff" - A hilarious and slightly unhinged take on current economic policies. The Wild World of Emotional Support Tigers - Can you really have …

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Moon Map Theory and Potluck News 1:08:59

1M ago1:08:59

1:08:59

Hello everyone and welcome to the chaos. This is our second attempt at recording this episode! I guess when you talk about Sentient AI, they get a little worried. By They, I mean I have no idea who They are, and we are good little drones. But we did get to talk to Lonnie from Pukwana SD about his Bigfoot Calling contest he is having. You should go …

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Too Late to Die Young | SCP-078 29:13

2M ago29:13

29:13

A lonely, blood-soaked man with a warped sense of cleanliness is driven by a mysterious purple light to “help” the world—one dismembered corpse at a time—until his final act of self-purification leaves nothing behind but red-stained water and the faint scent of rot. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-078 and is released un…

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Free Trial of Fun | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 183 1:04:48

2M ago1:04:48

1:04:48

Intro (00:00 - 03:00): Parker kicks off with iconic movie quotes, setting the tone for another fun-packed episode. GameStop Controversy (03:00 - 21:00): Fred dives into GameStop’s stock market antics, the behind-the-scenes intrigue, and why it’s shaking the market. The Masters Predictions (21:00 - 33:00): Golf enthusiasts Fred and Parker discuss th…

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Misfortune Gorge | SCP-7007 32:01

2M ago32:01

32:01

Trapped in a twisted, undead game show where every round exposes a blood-soaked truth, Foundation agent Echo must play for his life—and his memories—on a set built from guilt, lies, and damnation. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7007 and is releas…

1
Tromp Family Mystery 57:48

2M ago57:48

57:48

Hello everyone and welcome. Tonight, we talk about the mysterious events that revolved around the Australian Tromp family. What are your thoughts on what happened?

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Brazil Nuts | BLC Comedy Podcast Ep. 182 59:41

2M ago59:41

59:41

Highlights in this Episode: Parker shares his harrowing tale of offering a stranger a ride and its bizarre aftermath. Fred and Parker debate their favorite fruits—is honeydew really the underdog of the melon world? Parker’s DIY triumph as he successfully fixes his dryer in true “manly-man” fashion. Business brainstorming leads to outrageous ideas, …

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Run Rabbit Run | SCP-6203 34:41

2M ago34:41

34:41

After five hours in one of SCP-6203’s chairs, a person stops being seen as human—and starts being hunted by everyone around them, as if some part of their identity has been erased and replaced with something worth killing. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.…

1
Watch out for weather ballons! 1:05:23

2M ago1:05:23

1:05:23

Hello everyone and welcome. Tonight, we talk about how all government UFO reports are nothing but Weather ballons, Venus or Meteor Showers. Trust the Government!!! We discuss the more famous interactions between military aircraft and UFOs. We also talk about something recent that has happened in North Dakota.…

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The Knight | SCP-7854 31:21

2M ago31:21

31:21

A battle-hardened knight discovers a cursed, sentient sword that grants him invincibility and power in exchange for blood—999 lives to be exact—until his final defiance leaves the blade one soul short of its escape and buried in mud for centuries. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This story was derived from …

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Smarter Than Dumb | BLC Podcast Ep. 181 1:01:51

2M ago1:01:51

1:01:51

Hosts debate whether it's socially acceptable to wear sunglasses indoors or if it’s an irredeemable douche move. A listener poses a provocative question about blackface assumptions, sparking both serious reflection and belly laughs. The team hilariously bemoans the rabbit hole of Facebook Reels and TikTok algorithms, sharing their own obsessions wi…

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Killing Machine | SCP-076 45:23

2M ago45:23

45:23

After surviving a massacre by the unstoppable SCP-076-2, a disgraced site commander exiled to a deep-sea containment base must confront both the monster and his own demons when a new breach threatens to destroy them all—unless he can strike a deal with death itself. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This stor…

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How did we get here? 1:25:28

2M ago1:25:28

1:25:28

Welcome to the show and the chaos. Tonight, we are celebrating our four-year anniversary of doing the podcast. Come join us as me and Marty talk about how we got into the weird. Have a story or experience you would like to share contact us a [email protected]

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Sloth's Pit | SCP-4040 33:26

2M ago33:26

33:26

When a covert team locates a legendary, shifting sinkhole deep in the Wisconsin woods, they discover too late that it feeds on fear, memory, and imagination — and falling into it means plunging into a nightmare with no bottom. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wiki…

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Cap'n America and the Octopus Sea Witch | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast 1:01:06

2M ago1:01:06

1:01:06

In the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, we embark on an entertaining journey through the realms of pop culture, focusing on the much-anticipated Captain America: Brave New World. Episode 180 marks a notable shift back to the roots of pop culture discussions, and our hosts Fred and Alan are ready to share their thoughts and ex…

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Horseshoe Beach First Baptist Church | SCP-2558 32:14

2M ago32:14

32:14

After a drowned church mysteriously reappears on the beach, two teens explore its haunted remains—only to discover that some ghosts don't stay put, and some places never let go. Acorns: Head to acorns.com/scp or download the Acorns app to get started. This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2558 and is released under Creative C…

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