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WonderTales

Esa Myllylä

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Welcome to WonderTales! Step into a world of magical stories, brave heroes, talking animals, and unexpected adventures — all created just for kids. From the secret life of Sasha the spy cat to ninja kittens, dream worlds, and more, each episode is packed with imagination and fun. Perfect for bedtime, car rides, or quiet time. Written by Esa Myllylä. Safe, fun, and full of wonder.
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The Demon Kitten Talk Show is a sarcastic and hilarious podcast where a demonic kitten, exiled from Hell, is forced to live with his gullible human host, Max. The show chronicles the kitten's pathetic attempts at conquering the human world, which always backfire in the most embarrassing, glitter-filled ways possible. It’s a comedy of errors where eternal damnation meets the mundane horror of a cat destroying your couch.
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Welcome to "The Demon Kitten," the podcast that proves destiny is impossible to resist! Once upon a midnight snack, a ridiculous, glitter-burping kitten named Snarfluff was born in the deepest pits of the Underworld. Banished to Earth, he finds an unlikely soul companion in Max, a human boy who accidentally summoned him by losing his math homework. Each new episode chronicles their hilariously chaotic adventures as they battle the evil Faculty of Shadows—a secret society of demons who run th ...
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Echoes of the Black Sun is a podcast for those drawn to darkness, desire, and ancient power. Enter worlds where vampire assassins strike in the night, Viking kings fall for cursed queens, and dreamers awaken things best left sleeping. Each episode is a doorway into the unknown — blending horror, fantasy, romance, and myth. Written by Esa Myllylä. Rated 18+.
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🎙️ Esa Myllylä – Podcast Step into a universe of unforgettable stories. From bloodthirsty vampire hitmen to time-traveling rebels, from dreamers chasing lottery numbers to a tabby cat living a double life as a secret agent—this podcast brings you bold, original fiction in both English and Russian. Every episode features a gripping tale from the mind of author Esa Myllylä. Whether it’s paranormal romance, sci-fi thrillers, children’s spy adventures, or surreal dream stories, there’s a new wor ...
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When lightning sparks chaos in Ben Whittaker’s ordinary life, his pets suddenly cause more trouble than he ever imagined. From chewed-up homework to wild cafeteria mayhem, nothing at Maplewood Elementary is safe. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, fast-paced action, and outrageous surprises, Zombie Hamsters at School is a hilarious adventure that …
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A summer craving for ice cream takes a wildly unexpected turn when Snarfluff, a mischievous demon kitten with glowing red eyes, joins the trip. What begins as a simple visit to the local ice cream shack spirals into a hilarious, magical disaster full of chaos, comedy, and unexpected twists. Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, wild imagination, and …
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When Grandma unexpectedly wins a mysterious scooter at the town raffle, she discovers it’s far from ordinary. What follows is a whirlwind of chaos, laughter, and high-speed adventure that no one in town will ever forget. Packed with wild chases, outrageous surprises, and nonstop fun, this hilarious children’s tale proves that age is just a number—e…
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A self-proclaimed Overlord, Snarfluff, is forced to confront a truly pathetic human emotion—love. When a listener asks if Snarfluff ever had a "crush" on a demoness, he must reveal his past relationship with Vexandra, the Duchess of Dread. Was it a romance of fire and… more fire? Or was it a strategic, malevolent partnership doomed by a fundamental…
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After barely surviving a robo-pigeon war, Max's life takes a chaotic turn when his demon cat, Snarfluff, runs for Student Council President. Snarfluff's platform of no homework, eternal naps, and free tuna easily wins over the student body, despite Max's desperate attempts to expose his evil plans. As the school descends into glorious chaos, Max re…
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Agent Goldfish, a goldfish in sunglasses and a top spy, must stop the nefarious Doctor Catfish from flooding the town's ice cream factory. With high-tech gadgets like a bubble-jet pack and exploding fish flakes, Agent Goldfish swims through treacherous sewer tunnels, dodges robotic eels, and confronts his arch-nemesis to save dessert for everyone. …
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Back to school is back to chaos! The demonic overlord of the podcast returns, filled with existential dread over the return to order. Join the master of torment as he rages against notebooks, pencils, and the "disgusting" pursuit of education, revealing his own dark plan for a truly magnificent act of cruelty.…
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Just when Max thought the pigeon problem was over, a new threat arises. The defeated Pigeon Overlord has returned, but this time, he's stronger, shinier, and equipped with a squadron of robotic pigeons. Max and his magical cat, Snarfluff, must face this upgraded menace. Can Snarfluff’s unusual powers save the school from a metal-feathered takeover?…
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After a clumsy black cat named Midnight dreams of being a legendary ninja, he gets a chance to become a true hero when a notorious gang threatens his village. With the help of his wise but eccentric master, Midnight must use his peculiar ninja skills to protect the town’s fish supply and prove that even a cat with a fish-stacking job can save the d…
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On this episode, our glorious overlord returns to cast a dismissive eye on the so-called "Great Resignation." A true demon of misery, he finds this trend of people seeking happiness to be a cowardly retreat from the beautiful art of suffering. Join him as he passionately defends a life of glorious, soul-crushing despair and passive-aggressive email…
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Larry the llama longs for a life beyond his pasture, sneaking into the "Cirque de Magnifico" to chase his circus dreams. But a llama's hooves aren't made for juggling or tightropes, leading to one hilarious disaster after another. Just when it seems he's a total flop, a surprising crisis puts Larry's unique talents to the ultimate test, proving he …
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Prepare yourselves, pathetic mortals. Your new purring overlord has returned to explain why you should listen to his podcast. In a masterclass of cosmic disdain, he shares his genius for mundane, infuriating torment and unveils the subtle, yet profoundly irritating, consequences for those who refuse to subscribe.…
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In a quiet Russian village, the internet barely crawls, until one curious child stumbles upon a mysterious signal deep in the forest. What she finds is beyond imagination: a clash of old magic and modern technology that sparks wild adventures, hilarious chaos, and a twist on one of Russia’s most legendary characters. Bursting with humor, folklore, …
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A sarcastic demon cat and his mortal co-host dissect a bizarre moment in geopolitics: the U.S. considering the purchase of Greenland. They debate strategic value, mortal folly, and the true meaning of "bold leadership." Join the hilarious clash of perspectives on a plan one host calls "burglary in slow motion." Is this a serious strategy or a comed…
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Max knows his school is secretly run by demons and his kitten, Snarfluff, is one of them. To avoid total doom, the pair launch an insane plan: humiliate the sinister faculty into retreating with an all-out prank war. As chaos and glitter consume the school, they must outmaneuver their powerful otherworldly teachers before the final bell rings.…
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A boy's ordinary life is upended by his pet kitten, Snarfluff—a millennia-old demon prince. Their chaotic routine takes a terrifying turn when the bored demon makes an entire playground vanish, replacing it with a perilous dimension of his own design. Now, the boy must convince the powerful feline to undo the chaos before the school principal holds…
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A Russian commenter’s profoundly lazy insult—"Have you nothing to do?"—aimed at WonderTales’ free children’s stories sends Snarfluff, the demon cat, on a hilarious rant about internet entitlement, the poverty of poor insults, and why creating joy for children is the best work of all. Mortals, prepare for a masterclass in sarcastic clapbacks.…
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Captain Banana, the jolliest pirate ape, values perfect smoothies over plunder. His quest is interrupted by Captain Coco and his tough Coconut Pirates, demanding treasure. Instead of battle, Captain Banana proposes a duel: a smoothie-making contest. But when a disastrous blender mishap destroys a priceless map and threatens both ships, the rival cr…
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https://payhip.com/EsaMyllyla Max and Snarfluff discover a terrifying secret at school: the faculty is more than it seems. Now targeted by a sinister council of educators, the duo must devise a desperate plan. Their only weapon? A humiliating prank to combat the overwhelming forces of the Faculty of Shadows. https://payhip.com/EsaMyllyla…
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https://payhip.com/EsaMyllyla A demonic entity critiques humanity's most pathetic invention: the keyboard. In Episode 10, your glorious overlord explains why the QWERTY layout is a soul-crushing trap designed for mediocrity, while his furious typing is actually a ritual of pure chaos. Max just wants to meet a deadline, but he's about to learn his d…
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Agent S and the Clockwork Circus by Esa Myllylä is a thrilling children’s adventure for ages 8+. When a mysterious circus arrives overnight, clever spy-cat Agent S discovers its performers aren’t human—they’re powered by stolen dreams. With her gadgets, wit, and courage, she sneaks behind the big top to uncover the ringleader’s secret. Packed with …
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Snarfluff the demon kitten is outraged. A new self-cleaning water bottle has been invented, robbing him of the minor suffering a filthy bottle provides. He declares all human progress a personal insult and a conspiracy against his chaotic purpose. Can Max reason with him, or will Snarfluff unleash a plague of minor inconveniences to restore misery …
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When Max leaves the demon kitten Snarfluff at home, he prays for a normal school day. But fractions awaken a chaotic power, and soon math class is overrun by gremlins. Just as all hope seems lost, a mysterious substitute teacher with glowing red eyes arrives to handle the "unusual" classroom. Max and Snarfluff learn a terrifying lesson: they are no…
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🎙️ A Totally Serious and Not-At-All Suspicious Announcement 🎙️ Before this story begins, you should know something horrifyingly true: Snarfluff has not one, but two real podcasts. Yes, humanity allowed this to happen. The Demon Kitten Talk Show is where Snarfluff and his long-suffering sidekick Max bicker about life’s greatest mysteries—like why hu…
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After the “Gremlin Recess Fiasco,” Max’s only rule is to hide the demon kitten, Snarfluff. But his six-year-old sister, Daisy, discovers him. Defying his titles of “Prince of Shadows” and “Devourer of Souls,” she subjects him to tutus, belly rubs, and a pink convertible. The ancient warlord is utterly defeated by her affection, forcing Max into a d…
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The magnificent Snarfluff recounts the glorious, chaotic week he seized control of City Hall. From his winning platform of “Tuna, Naps, and Absolute Power” to replacing the police with gremlins and turning the courthouse into a giant litter box, he explains the sheer genius of his brief but unforgettable reign. His long-suffering assistant, Max, pr…
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In this epic new episode, Snarfluff, the fluffy tyrant, takes on the ultimate challenge: reviewing the movie Constantine. He critiques the film's portrayal of demons as "a complete and utter disgrace," debunks the film's depiction of angels and Hell, and reveals his own, far more subtle methods of psychological torture. Join him and his long-suffer…
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In this epic new episode, Snarfluff, the fluffy tyrant, takes on the ultimate challenge: reviewing human television. He critiques everything from reality baking shows to nature documentaries, finding them all profoundly disappointing. Join him and his long-suffering human, Max, as Snarfluff reveals his own masterpiece of a show, a master plan for t…
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Despite his best efforts to have a normal school day, Max's plans are thwarted when his chaotic demon kitten, Snarfluff, stows away in his backpack. Recess quickly becomes a disaster when Snarfluff’s antics lead to an exploding soccer ball and the birth of three mischievous gremlins. As the tiny monsters create havoc on the playground, Max must fin…
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In this epic new episode, Snarfluff, the fluffy harbinger of doom, celebrates the release of his new book, The Demon Kitten Book 1. He discusses his ghostwriter (who sold his soul for the honor), the injustice of a 4.5-star rating, and his master plan to dominate the literary world with his autobiography, a podcast that will run for all of eternity…
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In this epic new episode, Snarfluff, the fluffy harbinger of doom, celebrates his glorious conquest of the digital world. He shares his contempt for 5-star ratings, reveals the terrifying truth behind a "cute" compliment, and plots his ultimate takeover of humanity, one podcast platform at a time. It's not about being a celebrity; it's about being …
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In the quiet town of Crickleberry, Grandma Pippa operates a repair shop for "the Unusual, the Unruly, and the Un-Dead" after dark. Her customers are monsters with various problems: a werewolf with squeaky paws, a vampire whose cape has lost its "swoosh," and a zombie with rusty, squeaking knees. Grandma fixes each issue using her unique skills and …
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A new episode of "The Demon Kitten Talk Show" is here! In this episode, Snarfluff, the world-domination-obsessed feline, tackles a question of cosmic importance: does he like other cats? Join Snarfluff and his beleaguered human, Max, as they discuss the profound disappointment that is the common housecat, the true, sinister meaning of a purr, and t…
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On today's show, Snarfluff, the demon kitten, and his long-suffering human, Max, delve into a question of cosmic culinary importance: why does a ruler of the fiery abyss crave both tormented human souls and canned tuna? It's a hilarious, sarcastic exploration of life's most pressing questions and the surprising superiority of a well-oiled can opene…
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Episode 1 - "Hell's Not So Hot": Max, a clueless human, begins his unexpected life as the sidekick to a demonic kitten, Snarfluff, who was exiled from Hell for a bizarre glitter incident. This premiere episode sets the stage for their absurd cohabitation, as Max tries to navigate the perils of living with a fluffy, red-eyed creature whose only goal…
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Something strange is afoot at Cloverfield Farm. When Henrietta the chicken is mysteriously abducted by a dragon, the farm's bravest animals launch a top-secret rescue mission: Operation Chicken Nugget. Led by a spy-goggled sheep, a jetpack-wearing cow, and a rooster with a radio headset, the team infiltrates the dragon's lair. They're ready to figh…
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Welcome to a new kind of slumber party. A teen named Max just brought home a new pet: a sarcastic, soul-binding demon cat named Snarfluff. Getting a demon to fit in with a family that doesn't even allow sea monkeys proves to be a bit of a challenge. Join us for a night of glowing hairballs, pizza-conjuring magic, and the simple chaos of a boy learn…
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Sometimes a missing math assignment is more than just a missing math assignment. Sometimes, it's a cosmic mistake. In this episode, a sarcastic demon cat named Snarfluff, Prince of Shadows, is bored with his banal existence—until a panicked teenager stumbles into his alley. A little bit of accidental magic, a whole lot of homework drama, and one ex…
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Join Snarfluff, the once-mighty Warlord of the Abyss, as he hatches a plan for freedom. Trapped in a pet shop and tormented by a squeaky duck, this demon lord is desperate to escape. But his great escape turns into a glitter-soaked disaster, sparking chaos and a flood. Will this furry former warlord find freedom, or is he destined for a forever hom…
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In this hilariously chaotic true-ish story, a boy named Max discovers his life has been taken over by his demonic cat, Snarfluff. With glowing red eyes and two small horns, the kitten begins an unhinged podcast by plugging a microphone into Max’s toaster, mercilessly roasting his mortal companion and offering terrible life advice to his imaginary l…
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When the fussiest food critics in the land demand a royal feast, Sir Snorts-a-Lot and his wonderfully weird friends must cook up something truly unforgettable. With jelly dragons, magical gravy, and a dash of utter chaos, the Kingdom of Hamalot is in for the wildest dinner party ever. Will their wobbly masterpiece win over the Council—or turn into …
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