A collection of short stories, essays and absolute rubbish from Eliot J Fallows (a man who truly has nothing to lose at this point)
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Eliot J Fallows Podcasts
Welcome to the official podcast of the Holy Bible! Join comedians Sean McLoughlin and Eliot J Fallows (from Chortle Award nominated podcast 'Heal Your Wounds') as they delve into the good book so you don't have to. This podcast is brought to you by the good people at BibleCorp. Follow the show on Twitter @BiblePod (http://www.twitter.com/biblepod) . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode Four: An Adventure on the High Seas (Choose Your Own)
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I've made some bad choices in my time, but this is by far not one of them. It's a masterpiece. 8. An Adventure on the High Seas (Choose Your Own) Follow me on Instagram to check out my other projects and also some pictures of me looking nice / bad: @EliotJFallowsBy Eliot J Fallows
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Episode Three: A Walking Tour of Kelleston Manor
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I recorded a walking tour for an old manor house I've always enjoyed visiting so I thought I'd share it here for you. 7. A Walking Tour of Kelleston Manor Follow me on Instagram to check out my other projects and also some pictures of me looking nice / bad: @EliotJFallows
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Here we go, episode two and I'm already going raw. Opening up to the world. This is me, unfiltered. 4. The Forever Joke 5. Comic Strips 6. Bank Holiday Monday Follow me on Instagram to check out my other projects and also some pictures of me looking nice / bad: @EliotJFallowsBy Eliot J Fallows
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Sorry this one's late. I got in my head about the whole thing, but you'll hear about that in the intro. It's all fine. 1. Losing Track 2. Mo(u)rning With You 3. What Is A Poem? Follow me on Instagram to check out my other projects and also some pictures of me looking nice / bad: @EliotJFallowsBy Eliot J Fallows
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Hello! Eliot here! Please subscribe to this brand new podcast! Or don't. I honestly don't mind. Depends on what kind of person you are, I suppose. New episodes every Monday, unless I get bored or forget. Follow me on Instagram to check out my other projects and also some pictures of me looking nice / bad: @EliotJFallows…
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7: Revelation: Part 2 (A Finale Speciale)
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This is the end. From BC to AD to 2070. Thank you for listening. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Sean's show Hail Mary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzQwEum3WJQ&t=1856s Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf ------ And follow these o…
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The beginning of the end. The omen of dark times ahead. The one when God literally shows up to show his disgust at our podcast. REV-ELIOT-A-SEAN ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ------ Eliot's short film, Flu & Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl8w9aHT_fc&t=1211s Eliot's audioplay, Paper Thin: https://pod.fo/e/aa9bf Sean's show Hail Mar…
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We've emerged from our comas to bring you the final three episodes! Letters is such a crazy series of books, honestly. There's a lot of drama, a lot of laughs, a lot of giraffes. There are five golden tickets hidden among certain listens of this episode. If you find one, you'll be joining us on a tour around the chocolate factory! We might even kil…
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The final season returns and the boys are bigger than ever. This is honestly the worst bit of the Bible. Man alive, we're basically heroes for getting through this one. If anyone is bored of the holy book by now you should know we take a side-step in this one and actually do a bit of Myths (Romulus & Remus) and Legends (Us, for having a podcast) Ke…
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The world may be falling apart but you can't stop us from reading the "good" book. No matter how many times you ask us not to... "Hush! HUSH!" we shout, ripping pages out of more enjoyable books while we watch you and your dumb children crying about it. "Please, stop reading the Bible. Stop making podcasts!" You yell, wrongly. "We are your saviours…
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It's part two of our series four kick-off! Jesus is dead. The show is surely over... No! Just like E.T., Gandalf and Reese Witherspoon, Christ returns to save the day. Also one of us farts in this episode about 37 minutes in. Recorded in self-isolation because we honestly can't stand each other anymore. ------ Please watch/ listen to our stuff: ---…
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And low! All the citizens of Earth were locked away to live out their darkest days alone. But fear not for your heroes have returned to do a final series... In the first part of a two-parter, we read the story of the first Good Friday, in which Jesus was born? I don't know. We haven't read it yet. Part two is released in two days (on Easter Sunday!…
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10: Miracles (A Magic Show Special)
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Well tickle my berries, it's another series finale! We wrap up this momentous chapter of our show with some of the most well-known stories about Jesus and his spells. You want some fish and bread? You got it. You're lame? Not any more! Sick of swimming? Walk on that water, idiot! You want series 4? Verily Verily, your wish is our command! See you s…
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VERILY, VERILY! Sometimes we read stories. Sometimes we don't. Don't get us wrong, we cover some important stuff, but when the Bible doesn't provide something meaty, we put on a show, Gourd-dammit. A song to unite the world? That's for the courts to decide... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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"Toxic masculinity" is a phrase that's constantly being chucked around these days, but what does it really mean? How can we - as a society - not only analyse the building blocks of daily norms and cultural touchstones, but also break them down to hopefully create a more accepting, loving and respectful world? Is it possible to drill into centuries …
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7: John the Baptist & The Temptations of Christ
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New Year? New Us. Same book. New Testament! Old man. Dies alone. Nobody finds him. 3 weeks later. Postman suspects. Doesn't report it. He's still there. He's you. Thanks for listening to the show! It's a fun episode full of joy, adventure and the devil. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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Santa Claus is coming to town and the holidays have mounted us. The New Testament is finally here and we're celebrating with an actual famous story! The nativity one! We're meeting the new guy and embracing the next chapter of our adventure. It's a crucial moment the show's history so Come Let Ye Adore Us.Merry Crispmas and a Happy New etc. x Hoste…
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Before we crack the spine of the messiah, we've done our best to make some very thoughtful and insightful guesses into what's to come in the New Testament... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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On 3rd November 2019, history was made. Standing before a crowd of dozens, Sean McLoughlin & Eliot J Fallows celebrated completing the Old Testament by handing out The Old Testament Awards (nicknamed "The Testes")It was a thing of beauty.Later that night, they discovered the event was not recorded. After being bought out by a new, but very friendly…
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Uh Oh! It's the end of The Old Testament and there's a rival boyband in town! What a dramatic milestone!Looks like The Irish one (Micah), The one who becomes a TV presenter (Nahum), The one who leaves early for a solo career (Habakkuk), The one with the talent (Zephaniah), The druggie one (Haggai), The one who doesn't matter (Zechariah), and The on…
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Call all the teenage girls you know and tell them to run away from home and go to the podcast shop because Captain Sean McLoughlin and First Mate Eliot J Fallows are bringing you the newest, sexiest boyband in all of Jerusalem. We've got the bad boy (Hosea), The boy next door (Joel), The one who dies young (Amos), The mums' favourite who probably t…
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Well touch my toes and call me a hoe, we're back baby! Series 3 is here and it's super queer. You want entertainment? Well we're serving up some grade-A enter-shame-ment. You want the truth? You can't handle the poops. Boy-howdy, wee-willy-wotsits! Your mother hates your guts!The Books of Ezekiel and Daniel are so hip and cool that we'd be under sc…
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Surprise! It's been a long, hot, wet summer and we're here to towel you down and get you up to speed.After the events of Series 2, we thought it best to catch you up on everything we've been up to in preparation for Series 3, which starts on 6th October...Plus we're doing a LIVE SHOW and we need to promote it... It's on 3rd November at the Bill Mur…
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Oh boy! (or her!)It's time for our big fall out! This is NOT for publicity or to boost our numbers. We're honestly breaking up and there'll never be another episode ever again until series 3.This is major. This is catastrophic. This is Chewbacco.WARNING: May contain material that could be unsuitable for everyone because it's so dumb and gross and c…
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Now here's the thing. Both Isaiah and Jeremiah go over things we've already done. And I know what you're thinking:"Nobody's MAKING you read the Bible" And you're right. Our only response is this:"These books may have been tough to get through, but by JOVE, we love it. Sometimes we love the things that hurt us most. That's what makes it the most pow…
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G'night and welcome along to a special announcement from Sean and Eliot, separated by oceans and various emotional walls. Due to Sean's career and Eliot's finances, we've been delayed slightly but a brand new proper episode will be with you soon. Until then, please enjoy this mini-thing and maybe go back and listen to some of your choice faves! Hav…
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While you're celebrating Easter (what even is it?) we're doing a big ol' pranks with our APRIL FOOLS' DAY episode!!!!!!!1!!!! It's a bloody rollercoaster this week, as Ecclesiastes goes on about how dire and pointless life is right before the sexy Song of Solomon is all like "Love and Sex and hard necks are the best and most pointingful." Thanks fo…
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What is a proverb? We don't know. It's like a sentence but more aggressive. Aggressive to the soul. Like a soul knife. But then someone twists the soul knife so it opens up a new bit of your soul. Like a soul door wedge. But then someone trips on the soul door wedge because the door isn't open all the way and your newfound morals rub people the wro…
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