Best Elephant Farts Podcasts (2025)

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937: Cat Cafe, Cake Smash, & Bite Club 1:03:39

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Susie has an update on her cat situation, and Sarah is learning more than she ever wanted to know about cat cafes. We debate the cake smash tradition at weddings, and we hear why the more violent and abusive examples of this are going viral on TikTok. And we consider why men resort to this aggressive ritual even when they're humiliating or hurting …

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936: Pac-Man, Camp Life, & Shiny Happy People 1:08:44

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We have a new Brain Candy seal of approval, inspired by Sarah, created by Adam, and loved by all. Pay attention to our approvals with our new device. We wonder why the Twinkie never left despite threats that they were discontinuing their production of the food (???). We learn the origin of Pac-Man, why the game was revolutionary, and what makes us …

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935: What Dan Read, Song Bingo, & Dental Scam 1:01:56

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We're fresh off the heals of our Colorado Rocky Mountain high, and we are still recovering. Susie talks about a man who read 3,599 books in his lifetime and kept an adorable handwritten list of them that is now available to all of us. A zoo wants you to know that if you have any "unwanted" pets that they'll take them off your hands and feed them to…

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934: Surrogacy Gone Wild, Parents Aplenty, & Moose Meese 1:10:56

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Sarah talks about a couple who started their own surrogacy company, but then just used it as a cover for them to have 21 children, and now authorities are investigating how they were able to get away with this insanity for so long. We learn that some families are more likely to produce boys vs girls or vice versa, and that the men in the family (we…

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933: Man Overboard, Mental Miracle, & Useful Grief 1:06:37

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ATTENTION: Spotify is the source of issues with the podcast episode this week. The full version is available on Apple Podcasts. You can also listen to the episode here: https://thebraincandypodcast.com/episode/933 Susie's Chili's is back after a two year closure due to fire, and she's finally got her baby back. And we learn the reason she is obsess…

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Episode 473 - Smokey The Bear Is Coming For You 1:07:42

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The boys are back and this time Jesse meets a 10 year old boomer. Crendor in the meantime has decided to react to Jesse's new react channel, which is as perfect as it sounds. And then in the news, a thief vandalizes national parks and Smokey the Bear is NOT having it. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://greenchef.com/50COX…

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932: Coldplay Cheaters, Cruise Mystery, & Little Treats 1:03:12

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Susie hasn't been this happy since we found out Luigi Mangioni's name thanks to the Coldplay cheaters on the kiss cam. We discuss how it's not the crime, but the cover-up once again that got them into trouble. We debate which concerts are cheater concerts, whether it's ok to make fun of people like them who go viral, and what we think will happen t…

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931: Making Memories, Fake Jobs, & TikTok Brain 53:50

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LIVE trivia is this Wednesday July 30th at 8PM! - Today, Sarah tells a story about a man who watched a few YouTube videos and pretended to be a dentist, performing actual dental work on people. This leads us to think of the professions one could fake the easiest and get away with it. And Susie thinks of the best possible answer. We learn some tips …

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Episode 472 - Bad Day for Chuck E. Cheese 52:02

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The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor are obsessed with this bread toaster with a computer screen?! So of course this sends them off on a rant. Then the boys discover that we've all be sleeping on Romania and it's food. But nothing prepares them for the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Get start…

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Episode 471 - ATTACK OF THE GROUND SQUIRRELS 1:09:05

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Come see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/The boys are back and this time Crendor returns with stories of the Mud Brothers! But that's not all, we've got weird training videos, 50 year olds learning about horse girls, and ore importantly - ground squirrels! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' …

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930: Tooth Hurty, Gen Z Stare, & Mind Blanking 1:04:03

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We're obsessing about teeth today (more than usual)! Hear why Susie thinks she got confirmation that wisdom teeth removal is done too frequently, and why she and Gen Z finally have something in common. We discuss the viral accusation of "Gen Z stare," and theorize why it's happening. We learn about a study done on persuasion that made a bunch of pe…

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929: Bike Apocalypse, Customer Service Sludge, and 90s Summer 57:05

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Sarah went camping with her family and it was predictably calamitous in the best way possible. We hear why kids don't ride bikes anymore, parents are chauffeurs, and why it matters. We talk about how much camp meant to Sarah growing up and then as a counselor, and we lament that tragedy in Texas at the Christian camp. Sarah explains why customer se…

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Episode 470 - From the Shards of Fallen Angels 1:08:01

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Come see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/The boys are back and this time Crendor has a lot to say about a lot of things. Horse Girls, Final Fantasy, Hot Dog Eating Contests, and his broken body. Thankfully Jesse is here to laugh through the entire thing.Go to https://www.BUYRAYCON.com/cox to get …

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928: Cool Factor, Dead Chatbots, & Bald Curious 1:08:26

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7:40 - Table Of Content, Episode Topic Breakdown. - Sarah is feeling extra tough today because her testosterone levels are through the roof and people think Susie looks like a villain, so we're quite the pair. Hear what traits you need to be perceived as cool. We have a new catchphrase and we think it's super book (you heard us). People are getting…

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927: Honk if You're Horny, Mushroom Coffins, & Steroid Free-For-All 1:05:30

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4:54 - Today's table of contents. Susie's mom is seeing the world in a whole new way, but don't get too excited yet. We discuss the phrase "honk if you're horny," and debate whether you're actually supposed to honk or not. Sarah talks about "mushroom coffins," which claim to decompose human body in 45 days as compared to 30 years or more using othe…

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926: Jayne Mansfield, Poop Cruise, & Sally Ride 1:01:50

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3:18 - Today's Topic Breakdown - It's a Documentary Roundup on today's show, with Sooz Reviews of the My Mom Jayne, the latest installment of Trainwreck (Poop Cruise! Oh my!), and Sally Ride. We learn how Jayne Mansfield was a victim of a Hollywood system that objectifies women and society's decision to put women, especially beautiful women, into a…

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925: Raccoon Infestation, Museum Mishaps, & Barbara Walters 1:09:09

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Susie's mom has been ill, and now she's on the mend, but she seems to have a bigger problem on her hands--namely an infestation of raccoons INSIDE her house. We talk about the doofus who sat his buns down on a Swaroski crystal chair at a museum and destroyed it. We discuss Barbara Walters, her ambition, and why she was kind of a jerk to women despi…

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924: Club Creepers, Michelin Stars, & Astroworld 1:01:41

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Susie has another new enemy this week and this time it's conflicting with her passion for oral hygiene. Sarah had to so sly vigilante justice this weekend when she saw some old creepers leering at women at the club. We discuss the Astroworld concert tragedy where ten people were crushed to death due to a lack of crowd control, poor planning, and to…

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pisode 469 - The Robot Leagues Begin! 1:26:16

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Come see Cox n' Crendor LIVE! Nov 1st 2025 - https://lh-st.com/shows/11-01-2025-cox-n-crendor/The boys are back and this time watching the movie Bloodsport has sent Crendor down the rabbit hole of bad writing in movies. Meanwhile Jesse decided not to edit this episode. We'll see how it goes :PGo to https://mood.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% o…

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923: Gym Rat, Airplane Survival, & Love at First Sight 1:02:39

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Today we hear about an incident Susie had at the gym with a man claiming a machine she was using, and she wonders if other women have experienced something similar. We find out why young people are increasingly believing in love at first sight. And Susie explains why therapy culture might be leading to childlessness. Tons of great mental health con…

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922: Pride & Prejudice, Grand Theft Flower, & Moon Real Estate 1:06:59

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Sarah went to Vail Pride and is getting very emotional about her LGBTQ journey, the self-doubt she's grappled with, and her goal of self-acceptance. We explore why we're often hardest on ourselves and more accepting of others. Sarah talks about a study on rule followers, and we speculate about why people follow rules even when no one would know if …

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Episode 468 - Wrapped Up In Pretzel Conspiracies 1:15:10

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The boys are back and this time Jesse is dazed and confused at the mall. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with Pretzel City USA and it's lack of pretzels. What's the deal with this?! Also a zebra is one the loose and MTG cards are taking over lives. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' CrendorGo to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5…

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921: Honest Plants, Amelia Earhart Scam, & Macabre Mortician 59:29

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Sarah had a run-in at Home Depot where she was offered free plants, and she said no! And now she has regrets for being so honest and having integrity. Susie gives a tribute to her beloved Brian Wilson. We find out why Amelia Earhart wasn't actually a great pilot (seems like the disappearance should've tipped us off), but instead was just ahead of h…

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920: Moana Flight, Baseball Boycott, & Covid Lessons 51:07

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Susie and Sarah had a little reunion and they're still riding that sweet high. We're happy Susie wasn't on the flight where a little girl was allowed to take over the intercom and sing a Moana song to a non-consensual audience. Sarah tells us about a company that raised millions of dollars from investors posing as an AI tech company when really the…

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Episode 467 - Elephants Never Forget Their Groceries 55:40

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The boys are back and this time Jesse recovers from a long week of doing the difficult work of playing video games and talking to people. Meanwhile Crendor still has the body of a frail 14th century child. Also an Elephant decides to go grocery shopping and we're entirely here for it. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Go to http://buy…

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919: Smelly Brain, Pee Wee as Himself, & The Rehearsal 1:03:30

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Susie and Sarah are headed to a baseball game, but first Susie needs to explain the importance of safety and the precariousness of Buc Fever after a man recently fell at a game. We disuss the P Diddy sketch artist who appears to have the same talent as the recent caricaturist Sarah had, and why Sarah thinks he doesn't know how to draw people of col…

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Episode 466 - Dream Journal 1:23:37

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The boys are back and this time Jesse has a series of dreams that shake him to his core. Meanwhile Crendor hurt himself just existing...again. Also Florida Man returns to take on his greatest foe yet. All this and a trip to Boston on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Go to https://mood.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off your first order.…

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918: Cheers to Norm, Vigilante Justice, & Dances w/ Cranes 1:01:18

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Sarah got mixed up in a felony and for a second was going to take matters into her own hands and try to apprehend the bandit because she "loves justice." Thankfully she realized Ann Taylor Loft's Loss Prevention isn't worth fighting for. Scientists turned a spider web red, and while we want to be excited we can't figure out why we should care. We d…

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917: Tick Fiasco, Pigeon Bandit, & Parrot Video Calls 1:00:00

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Sarah had a "tick fiasco" in the wilderness, and she'll never be the same. We get some updates from Susie about Pete Rose's eligibility for the Baseball Hall of Fame since his death and we hear the scandal involving the Napalm Girl image we discussed recently, and how the wrong photographer may have taken credit for the last fifty years. We hear ac…

Elephant Farts Podcasts

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The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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Cox n' Crendor Show

Cox n' Crendor Show

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937: Cat Cafe, Cake Smash, & Bite Club 1:03:39

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936: Pac-Man, Camp Life, & Shiny Happy People 1:08:44

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935: What Dan Read, Song Bingo, & Dental Scam 1:01:56

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934: Surrogacy Gone Wild, Parents Aplenty, & Moose Meese 1:10:56

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933: Man Overboard, Mental Miracle, & Useful Grief 1:06:37

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Episode 473 - Smokey The Bear Is Coming For You 1:07:42

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932: Coldplay Cheaters, Cruise Mystery, & Little Treats 1:03:12

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931: Making Memories, Fake Jobs, & TikTok Brain 53:50

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Episode 472 - Bad Day for Chuck E. Cheese 52:02

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Episode 471 - ATTACK OF THE GROUND SQUIRRELS 1:09:05

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930: Tooth Hurty, Gen Z Stare, & Mind Blanking 1:04:03

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929: Bike Apocalypse, Customer Service Sludge, and 90s Summer 57:05

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Episode 470 - From the Shards of Fallen Angels 1:08:01

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928: Cool Factor, Dead Chatbots, & Bald Curious 1:08:26

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927: Honk if You're Horny, Mushroom Coffins, & Steroid Free-For-All 1:05:30

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926: Jayne Mansfield, Poop Cruise, & Sally Ride 1:01:50

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925: Raccoon Infestation, Museum Mishaps, & Barbara Walters 1:09:09

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924: Club Creepers, Michelin Stars, & Astroworld 1:01:41

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pisode 469 - The Robot Leagues Begin! 1:26:16

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923: Gym Rat, Airplane Survival, & Love at First Sight 1:02:39

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922: Pride & Prejudice, Grand Theft Flower, & Moon Real Estate 1:06:59

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Episode 468 - Wrapped Up In Pretzel Conspiracies 1:15:10

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921: Honest Plants, Amelia Earhart Scam, & Macabre Mortician 59:29

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920: Moana Flight, Baseball Boycott, & Covid Lessons 51:07

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Episode 467 - Elephants Never Forget Their Groceries 55:40

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919: Smelly Brain, Pee Wee as Himself, & The Rehearsal 1:03:30

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Episode 466 - Dream Journal 1:23:37

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918: Cheers to Norm, Vigilante Justice, & Dances w/ Cranes 1:01:18

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917: Tick Fiasco, Pigeon Bandit, & Parrot Video Calls 1:00:00