Best Elephant Farts Podcasts (2025)

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967: Phone Beds, Flip Flop 5K, & Silly Zebras 1:09:30

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Have you ever wanted a bed for your phone? Do you live in the United Arab Emirates? Well, you're in luck. Ikea has the perfect thing for you. We discuss Nike's latest product that makes it easier to walk for people who were not having trouble walking (??). We created the perfect foot race, and it involves flip-flops, margaritas, and fun for the who…

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966: Satanic Panic, IQ Crisis, & Grumpy Cat 1:02:13

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Sarah is suddenly a new woman who hates when it gets dark early, is not really into Halloween, and is crying over Christmas songs. Sounds like someone is happy and in love. So much so that we get an impromptu, spoken word version of Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. We hear about an inicident in the 1980s when two boys were supposedly influence…

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965: Ice Queen, Chinese Saxophone, & Sports Betting 1:02:07

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Sarah is trying to talk Susie into loving winter sports, and it ain't working. In fact, she's decided Shaun White is on our list of people we have bad vibes about. We hear why Sarah thinks she'd be great at ice skating. We learn why breakfast foods are becoming more expensive, Florida is out of the orange juice biz, and Susie doesn't know what she'…

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964: Naked Etiquette, Gay Rams, & Penny Memoriam 1:03:24

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Susie has a theory about a scubadiving accident Sarah had ten years ago. We wonder why anyone wears a visor. We discuss the 30 for 30 short film about Black "hand clap" games that girls play, how they originated, and why we don't continue them into adulthood. We debate the virtues of locker room nudity, why it's becoming antiquated, and why some pe…

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Episode 487 - Dire Duplicity? 1:07:43

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The boys are back and this time Jesse is stuck trying to figure out what tech to buy, maybe Crendor has the answer? If not, at least there's a brand new NEIL BREEN MOVIE!!!!! Named Dire Duplicity, we have no clue what it could possibly be about. All that and award show talk on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50off and use…

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#659: Walt the Pugilist 1:03:06

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Xmas news, Bry proposes an IJ prank, sports scandals, Q’s turning 50.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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963: Fast Forward, Elephant Seals, & Jaws Revisited 1:04:52

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Sarah saw an old clip from the Ruins season of the Challenge with Susie and Sarah together, and we discuss why the boys bullied Sarah. We learn why time seems to be speeding up for everyone, and what you can do to slow it down. Sarah explains the strange nature of the Kardashians editing and why she enjoys vacuous movies and tv while Susie, who is …

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962: Thong Song, Seed Silverware, & Living in Total Darkness 58:34

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Sarah learned a fun (??) fact about persimmon seeds, and now we have to talk about it. Susie is less impressed, and skeptical about its implications. We hear the history of, wait for it, the Thong Song, and are delighted by the vocal stylings, song construction, and cultural impact of this one-hit-wonder. We learn about an imprint in a piece of cem…

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#658: Small D Energy 1:16:25

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SI wants to secede from NY, Tom Brady is robbed, Columbo stumble, we Hitlearn TWO facts!By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Episode 486 - Which Caesar is Which? 1:05:08

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The boys are back and this week Jesse's cousin comes into town and boy does he have stories to tell. Also have you been on booktok? No? What about the weird sexy world of cottagecore? Well Jesse's been all up in that. And now Crendor is along for the ride. Also for some reason Australia doesn't know the difference between August and Julius Caesar. …

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961: Sarah's favorite Beatle, What is Aphantasia, & Death by Hypnosis 1:00:28

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Susie is in the throes of Beatlemania, and she found out who Sarah's favorite Beatle is, and it's hilar (especially the reasoning). We learn about people who cannot see visual images or pictures in their mind, what conditions often correlate with the condition, and the pros and cons to having it. We hear why Susie thinks she has an auditory version…

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Episode 485 - Italians Like Noodle Arms? 1:02:08

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The boys are back in Chicago for a live show and as usual it's a whole thing. Stories, audience interaction, and maybe a special guest or two! Go to https://buyraycon.com/cox to save up to 30% on Raycon audio products sitewide.Go to http://hims.com/cox for your free online visit.By Cox n' Crendor Show

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960: Tickling Timidity, Cheaters Win, & Aileen Wournos 55:22

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Susie and Sarah are psyched about the Louvre heist especially because there was a woman involved, but Sarah's mom is not so pleased. We hear why one UFC fighter is being challenged about his use of a diabolical tactic of tickling, and we learn why it's seen as "unsportsmanlike." We debate the ethics of free diving and why some people think inhaling…

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#657: To Live And Die By TESD 1:22:32

25d ago1:22:32

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Bry and Q travel, staff infirmities, dog cloning, public proposals, Karen lawsuit, Columbo, offensive Halloween.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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959: World Record Hypocrites, Deserted Island, & the Oldest Crayon 1:03:12

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We survived our live event! And better still we got to meet amazing Brainiacs and Susie got to witness Sarah embody the ghost of PeeWee Herman. It was incredible. We share how we violated one of our sacred principles when we participated in an activity we've previously railed against (we did not climb Mt. Everest). We discuss the woman who was left…

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958: Perfect Neighbor, Location Services, & Rib Removal 1:00:55

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Susie and Sarah have had a busy few week's in Denver preparing for their live event, Halloween special, and if you're hearing this episode, they either survived or are coming at you from beyond the grave. Hear about their documentary viewing party of Perfect Neighbor, why it freaked them out, and why Susie is extra mad about it. We discuss a new pl…

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957: AI's Revenge, Divorce Misinformation, & Essential Oils 57:26

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We were worried we might not have anything left to talk about on the show (spoiler alert, we were wrong). We discuss the good and bad uses of AI, why it can be a better doctor than a human, why it's more dangerous than plastic, and why Sarah can't quit ChatGPT. Sarah explains why misinformation is causing more marriages than anything else. We share…

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Episode 484 - Three Balls and a Dream 1:09:15

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The boys are back and this time Crendor discovers that there was once an Italian royal crest that featured 3 "balls". Jesse of course becomes obsessed. Speaking of obsessed, the boys have some things to say about Twitch these days and peoples obsession with attention. Oh and apparently times are to tough people are using pumpkins as boats. All this…

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956: Lesbian Love, Hinge Hack, & John Candy 1:42:24

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We've got an update on the wounded hawk on Susie's property and an update on the wounded boobs in Susie's body. We hear how her second MRI went, and why she's mad as a hornet. Sarah had a breakdown about her haircut, but we cracked the case on what was really causing it. We debate what song we'd like to hear again for the first time. Susie is conti…

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#656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular! 2:01:27

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The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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955: MRI Panic, Cow Accents, & The Meaning of Suffering 1:09:04

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Sarah AND Susie had MRIs (separately, but still), and let's just say it didn't go well. Hear them trauma bond about it. We learn that cows have accents depending on where they live, and even their mood and what they're mooing about. And we learn how we even know that. We discuss how inspired we are by the work and life of Jane Goodall, and how her …

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954: Bird Rehab, Organ Donation, & Placebo Cures 56:16

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Sarah was nail biting sober for two years, but a reality show pushed her off the wagon. Hear why she thinks men are not ok, and why her nails are paying the price. We hear Susie's review of the extreme birding documentary, and the crazy coincidence that allowed her to have a birding experience on her property this week. We find out why we as a soci…

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Episode 483 - Revenge of the Rat Hole! 1:05:22

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The boys are back and this time Jesse is famous in China. Meanwhile Crendor deals with clam chowder and pacman fantasies. Then the boys discuss the newest Neil Breen masterpiece. It might be the craziest thing ever - except for the RETURN OF RAT HOLE! That's right the Chicago Rat Hole returns - OR DOES IT?! All this and more on an all new Cox n' Cr…

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953: Breakfast Court, Arresting Sarah, & Extreme Birdwatching 1:04:20

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Both hosts are getting an MRI soon, and now they're worried because some dude got killed by a machine recently when he wore a necklace into the MRI room. We hear what really happened today. We speculate about what we would get arrested for if we ever get arrested. Susie recounts the time she almost went to jail over breakfast, and Sarah claims she …

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952: Extreme Cleaning, Emotional Support Pets, & Numb Tattoos 59:22

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Susie went to Oktoberfest and her brother refused to eat one of the foods because it wasn't authentic. Hear why he boycotted a sweet treat. People are getting tattoos under anesthesia, and Sarah weighs in on whether that defeats the purpose or is just good sense. We learn the tricks of the trade if you're in the extreme cleaning business, the worst…

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#655: Grisly Man 1:50:53

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Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or StinkerBy Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Episode 482 - Newport Richie Returns? 1:06:38

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The boys are back and this time Crendor is might peeved about his sports not being available when he wants it. Jesse has the same feeling, but probably about his nerdy shows. Speaking of nerdy, did you see Dunk and Egg are getting a TV show!? Speaking of TV did you ever see that show "The Magic Chopter Copter with Mr. Shizzle"? No? You missed out. …

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951: Eating Etiquette, Silly Sports Pics, & Distance Self-Talk 58:19

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A popular outdoor brand somehow thought it was a good idea to set off an elaborate, polluting firework display and we are not impressed. We learn why doofuses are strapping iPads to tortoise backs. Sarah explains what "distance self-talk" is and why it can be helpful or hurtful depending on how you use it. We talk about a "very haunted" hotel that …

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950: Lilith Fair, Nuns on the Run, & Karen's Baseball 1:01:57

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Episode 481 - Ugg And Zugg In the Morning 1:01:43

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The boys are back and this time ARE YOU READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE?! Because we have the supplies you need! Also Crendor witnesses a telenovela, Jesse enters his Swiftie era, and finally Florida Man returns to get a VERY NEEDED haircut. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Head to https://Greenchef.com/50COX and use code 50COX to get 50% o…

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#654: Mother Slug 1:07:33

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Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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949: Grimace, David's Eyes, & Butt-Sniffing Bandit 51:00

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Sarah almost got swindled by her mechanic, but she's putting her foot down on the brakes. We learn what McDonald's claims Grimace is, and why Susie thinks they are lying and doing revisionist history for lolz. Sarah found out a fun fact about the David statue, but she is convinced it's a Mandela Effect situation. We learn why Disney theme parks are…

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Tell Em Steve-Dave

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Cox n' Crendor Show

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967: Phone Beds, Flip Flop 5K, & Silly Zebras 1:09:30

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966: Satanic Panic, IQ Crisis, & Grumpy Cat 1:02:13

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965: Ice Queen, Chinese Saxophone, & Sports Betting 1:02:07

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964: Naked Etiquette, Gay Rams, & Penny Memoriam 1:03:24

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Episode 487 - Dire Duplicity? 1:07:43

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#659: Walt the Pugilist 1:03:06

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963: Fast Forward, Elephant Seals, & Jaws Revisited 1:04:52

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962: Thong Song, Seed Silverware, & Living in Total Darkness 58:34

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#658: Small D Energy 1:16:25

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Episode 486 - Which Caesar is Which? 1:05:08

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961: Sarah's favorite Beatle, What is Aphantasia, & Death by Hypnosis 1:00:28

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Episode 485 - Italians Like Noodle Arms? 1:02:08

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960: Tickling Timidity, Cheaters Win, & Aileen Wournos 55:22

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#657: To Live And Die By TESD 1:22:32

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959: World Record Hypocrites, Deserted Island, & the Oldest Crayon 1:03:12

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958: Perfect Neighbor, Location Services, & Rib Removal 1:00:55

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957: AI's Revenge, Divorce Misinformation, & Essential Oils 57:26

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Episode 484 - Three Balls and a Dream 1:09:15

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956: Lesbian Love, Hinge Hack, & John Candy 1:42:24

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#656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular! 2:01:27

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955: MRI Panic, Cow Accents, & The Meaning of Suffering 1:09:04

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954: Bird Rehab, Organ Donation, & Placebo Cures 56:16

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Episode 483 - Revenge of the Rat Hole! 1:05:22

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953: Breakfast Court, Arresting Sarah, & Extreme Birdwatching 1:04:20

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952: Extreme Cleaning, Emotional Support Pets, & Numb Tattoos 59:22

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#655: Grisly Man 1:50:53

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Episode 482 - Newport Richie Returns? 1:06:38

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951: Eating Etiquette, Silly Sports Pics, & Distance Self-Talk 58:19

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950: Lilith Fair, Nuns on the Run, & Karen's Baseball 1:01:57

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Episode 481 - Ugg And Zugg In the Morning 1:01:43

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#654: Mother Slug 1:07:33

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949: Grimace, David's Eyes, & Butt-Sniffing Bandit 51:00