Best Elephant Farts Podcasts (2025)

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958: Perfect Neighbor, Location Services, & Rib Removal 1:00:55

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Susie and Sarah have had a busy few week's in Denver preparing for their live event, Halloween special, and if you're hearing this episode, they either survived or are coming at you from beyond the grave. Hear about their documentary viewing party of Perfect Neighbor, why it freaked them out, and why Susie is extra mad about it. We discuss a new pl…

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Drunk Vampires and Malodius Mammals | Halloween Special! 1:01:36

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In this special HALLOWEEN EPISODE ⚡️ Julian and Trace wear out Kyle’s lightning button ⚡️ and answer some SpoOOoOooOOOoky questions about ⚡️ dangerous animals ⚡️ vampires and in true Millennial fashion…⚡️ ⚡️ ⚡️ alcohol ⚡️ QUESTIONS Julian: "If a vampire bit and fed off of a very drunk person, would the vampire then get drunk from the persons contam…

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957: AI's Revenge, Divorce Misinformation, & Essential Oils 57:26

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We were worried we might not have anything left to talk about on the show (spoiler alert, we were wrong). We discuss the good and bad uses of AI, why it can be a better doctor than a human, why it's more dangerous than plastic, and why Sarah can't quit ChatGPT. Sarah explains why misinformation is causing more marriages than anything else. We share…

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Episode 484 - Three Balls and a Dream 1:09:15

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The boys are back and this time Crendor discovers that there was once an Italian royal crest that featured 3 "balls". Jesse of course becomes obsessed. Speaking of obsessed, the boys have some things to say about Twitch these days and peoples obsession with attention. Oh and apparently times are to tough people are using pumpkins as boats. All this…

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956: Lesbian Love, Hinge Hack, & John Candy 1:42:24

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We've got an update on the wounded hawk on Susie's property and an update on the wounded boobs in Susie's body. We hear how her second MRI went, and why she's mad as a hornet. Sarah had a breakdown about her haircut, but we cracked the case on what was really causing it. We debate what song we'd like to hear again for the first time. Susie is conti…

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#656: The 2025 TESD Halloween Spook-STACK-ular! 2:01:27

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The guys welcome back special guest Will Rogers as they attempt to crack the greatest unsolved mysteries of TESD Town!By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Pûre Information About Food and Poops 1:05:16

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When can we all admit that we’re all scrolling instagram while sitting on the toilet? When will we admit that foods with more surface area are just darn tastier? And when will we admit that … well we’re still on the toilet because of constipation. Julian and Trace will cover all of this in this week’s episode. Except the instagram thing, that’s sti…

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955: MRI Panic, Cow Accents, & The Meaning of Suffering 1:09:04

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Sarah AND Susie had MRIs (separately, but still), and let's just say it didn't go well. Hear them trauma bond about it. We learn that cows have accents depending on where they live, and even their mood and what they're mooing about. And we learn how we even know that. We discuss how inspired we are by the work and life of Jane Goodall, and how her …

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954: Bird Rehab, Organ Donation, & Placebo Cures 56:16

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Sarah was nail biting sober for two years, but a reality show pushed her off the wagon. Hear why she thinks men are not ok, and why her nails are paying the price. We hear Susie's review of the extreme birding documentary, and the crazy coincidence that allowed her to have a birding experience on her property this week. We find out why we as a soci…

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Episode 483 - Revenge of the Rat Hole! 1:05:22

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The boys are back and this time Jesse is famous in China. Meanwhile Crendor deals with clam chowder and pacman fantasies. Then the boys discuss the newest Neil Breen masterpiece. It might be the craziest thing ever - except for the RETURN OF RAT HOLE! That's right the Chicago Rat Hole returns - OR DOES IT?! All this and more on an all new Cox n' Cr…

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When Wildlife ATTACKS 1:09:59

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Locusts, Squirrels, and Birds OH MY! In this wild episode of the show, Julian drones on like the queen he is all about airplanes and bees. Then, Trace finds some fuzzy commandos to gnaw at infrastructure of New Jersey. Squirrel away this knowledge for a rainy day — as long as the locusts don’t attack your airplane. QUESTIONS Julian: "How many bees …

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953: Breakfast Court, Arresting Sarah, & Extreme Birdwatching 1:04:20

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Both hosts are getting an MRI soon, and now they're worried because some dude got killed by a machine recently when he wore a necklace into the MRI room. We hear what really happened today. We speculate about what we would get arrested for if we ever get arrested. Susie recounts the time she almost went to jail over breakfast, and Sarah claims she …

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952: Extreme Cleaning, Emotional Support Pets, & Numb Tattoos 59:22

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Susie went to Oktoberfest and her brother refused to eat one of the foods because it wasn't authentic. Hear why he boycotted a sweet treat. People are getting tattoos under anesthesia, and Sarah weighs in on whether that defeats the purpose or is just good sense. We learn the tricks of the trade if you're in the extreme cleaning business, the worst…

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#655: Grisly Man 1:50:53

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Teddy’s photo shoot, Francine the cat, Bidets, Q goes soft, fatal familial insomnia, new game-Thinker or StinkerBy Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Episode 482 - Newport Richie Returns? 1:06:38

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The boys are back and this time Crendor is might peeved about his sports not being available when he wants it. Jesse has the same feeling, but probably about his nerdy shows. Speaking of nerdy, did you see Dunk and Egg are getting a TV show!? Speaking of TV did you ever see that show "The Magic Chopter Copter with Mr. Shizzle"? No? You missed out. …

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THE 100 1/2TH ABSURDAGANZA CONTINUES 1:45:02

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Dearest Listeners, We write from our recording studio's trenches. The air is thick and oppressive. The relentless heat tests our resolve. Our studios, once creative havens, now resemble the crannies of camels. The temperature rises each hour, and so do tempers. We are tired–Listeners—bone-tired, the kind that settles deep into one's soul. Yet we pr…

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951: Eating Etiquette, Silly Sports Pics, & Distance Self-Talk 58:19

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A popular outdoor brand somehow thought it was a good idea to set off an elaborate, polluting firework display and we are not impressed. We learn why doofuses are strapping iPads to tortoise backs. Sarah explains what "distance self-talk" is and why it can be helpful or hurtful depending on how you use it. We talk about a "very haunted" hotel that …

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950: Lilith Fair, Nuns on the Run, & Karen's Baseball 1:01:57

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Episode 481 - Ugg And Zugg In the Morning 1:01:43

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The boys are back and this time ARE YOU READY FOR THE APOCALYPSE?! Because we have the supplies you need! Also Crendor witnesses a telenovela, Jesse enters his Swiftie era, and finally Florida Man returns to get a VERY NEEDED haircut. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Head to https://Greenchef.com/50COX and use code 50COX to get 50% o…

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#654: Mother Slug 1:07:33

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Tilly Norwood, Riyadh comedy festival, Bry & Q offer advice, do raccoons ‘feel’, TESD saves a listener, old rock and rollers.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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THE 100TH EPISODE ABSURDAGANZA! 1:46:21

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WE DID IT. WE MADE 100 PODCAST EPISODES WITHOUT MISSING AN UPLOAD (almost). To celebrate Trace and Julian decided to do it big. How big? TEN WHOLE QUESTIONS BIG. SO BIG THEY HAD TO ASK THEIR FRIEND SOPHIE SHRAND TO HELP THEM OUT BIG. BIG ENOUGH TO.... BE... LIKE... REALLY LONG... BIG. You get the idea. We pulled out all the stops for this absolute …

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949: Grimace, David's Eyes, & Butt-Sniffing Bandit 51:00

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Sarah almost got swindled by her mechanic, but she's putting her foot down on the brakes. We learn what McDonald's claims Grimace is, and why Susie thinks they are lying and doing revisionist history for lolz. Sarah found out a fun fact about the David statue, but she is convinced it's a Mandela Effect situation. We learn why Disney theme parks are…

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Episode 480 - The Squirrel is NO JOKE! 1:07:15

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The boys are back and this time Crendor is asking the though questions? Are you emotionally backed up on the freeway of your mind? Maybe? Am I? Oh no. Thankfully Jesse is here to drive us off the freeway and into the parking lot of a grey boy fastfood place and most definitely won't complain about it. All this and SQUIRREL ATTACKS on a brand new Co…

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948: Skipping Stone Scandal, Charlie Sheen, & Consider the Men 59:38

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Sarah is on a mission to get more limber and she's going to be cutting up a rug to get there. Susie had an Interstellar adjacent experience and she got one step closer to watching that darn movie. We hear about a new dating strategy where someone pitches their friend to an audience, and we love it. There has been a scandal in the stone skipping com…

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#653: Vinegar Boy 1:06:44

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Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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"MINIONS! Lower Mr. Bond into the Saliva Pool!" 1:11:49

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Tired of having to do all your evil deeds yourself? Well with this one simple organism and some ethically dubious genetic engineering you too could have your very own army of immortal minions! (Intelligence and number of eyes may vary). Julian explores what you might need to make these little favorites of moms everywhere. Then Trace explores a pool…

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947: Dying Doctors, Baseball Babes, & British Baking Bust 1:06:20

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Sarah dropped a Great British Baking Bomb on the show today and shattered our love affair with the culinary reality show. They have officially jumped the shark, and we're none too pleased. We hear why one of a League of Their Own real-life legends is promoting women's baseball, but they're taking a different approach than the WNBA. Sarah reveals ho…

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Episode 479 - Weirder Science 1:08:05

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The boys are back and this time Jesse is obsessed with a Chinese FMV Game and how completely over the top it is. Then the boys tackle super powers, super haters, and science that actually operates on our level. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physicalminiatu…

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#652: CUD 1:01:56

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Bry goes straight edge, podcast commercials, S&M priest, cruise fight, Donny Osmond, old singers.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Zooming in on Nano Paintings (They're a BIG deal) 1:14:02

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Want to make a nanoscale image of the Mona Lisa? Listener Kodiak does. All they have to do is learn a bit of quantum mechanics, some thermochemical nanolithography, and then tap the genius of ancient superbrain Leonardo da Vinci! EASY!! Scientists did it!! Even though you can't see it without a powerful microscope trust us that she is smirking even…

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946: Unknown Number, Amputee Animus, & Celebrity Children's Books 1:03:25

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Sarah is living her best childless life and Susie has a cat with an unfortunate habit. We discuss the wildly disturbing documentary Unknown Number about the high school girl who was bullied by her own mom, the reason the documentary was more disturbing than the articles we've already discussed on the show, and why experts are calling this a new for…

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945: Whale Tale, Window Seats, & Happy Meal Adults 58:52

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Susie learned about a shocking situation developing at a French aquarium housing killer whales where animal rights activists caught the trainers, um, handling the whales to alleviate adult desires brewing between the whales. We hear why it's happening, and why it's so upsetting (beyond the obvious). We discuss the situation between 74yo former NFL …

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#651: The Geriatric Podcast 1:48:47

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Baseball Karen, Walt gets TV shamed, War of the Worlds, Gay Siamese twins, top links, Walt brings a game.By Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

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Episode 478 - The Moose is Loose 1:09:46

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The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have delved into the world of Hollywood and lived to tell the tale. What happens when you become famous AND attractive?! The boys have two very different experiences. Meanwhile a moose is on the loose and no one knows what to do. All this and more of a brand new Cox n' Crendor!Go to https://buyrayco…

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This Giant Moon Makes Your Bones Float 1:06:57

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The hip bone connected to the basalt rock The femur bone connected to the lunar maria The foot bone connected to the gravitational equilibrium of the celestial bodies! That’s the story of the bones… and… this episode? QUESTIONS Trace: "How easy would it be to break your bones if humans can fly?" from Anonymous Julian: "How big would the moon have t…

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944: Sand Dunes, Fire Ants, & Serena Williams' Body 57:17

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Sarah was having the time of her life in the creepiest national park that may or may not have alien life. We learn about a horse who died under mysterious circumstances and how a cult got started nearby. And we hear about her experience at a hot spring in her area that freaked her out and made her foot feel like it was on fire. We learn about a fle…