hi, my name is Dylan and I'm a comedian in NYC. This is my solo podcast where I talk about my week and go off on 100 tangents because I have ADHD. I hope you enjoy. Alright goodbye, I love you.
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#14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons
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1:02:23Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thi…
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#13 - The Origins Of The Green D**do WNBA Controversy
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49:06Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Today I talk about the origins of the green dildo WNBA controversy, saying thank you when someone opens the door, and I take 2 voicemails from listeners. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or …
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#12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story
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55:11Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic, so sorry if it sounds low. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-…
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#11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based
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46:42Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle ad controversy, reading fire quotes fro…
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#10. - Alpha Podcasters Are Dorks, Advice From My Grandpa, and I Got Slut Shamed
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52:07Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message. what's up. This week we're talking about the titan submersible doc, how alpha podcast bros are losers, some advice my grandpa gave me, and how I got called a slut for having a mustache. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!…
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#9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B's BBL Smells, and $400 Melons
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53:47Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), $400 melons, and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to anoth…
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#8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth
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44:38Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week! what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild poop cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random…
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Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! Happy Fourth of July weekend everyone. Today we talk about how to deal with not feeling patriotic this 4th of July, dating as a celebrity, why Dua Lipa wouldn't like you, jetskis, and why you should never ask about your partner's past. Plus, we take our first call. Have a good …
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Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!
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Today I discuss everything that went into my attempt at hiking the second largest volcano in Ecuador, Cotopaxi. I give advice for anyone who wants to attempt the climb and explain why we couldn't make it to the top. 347-566-9741 You can now CALL the show and leave a message asking for advice or telling me a cute little story. 347-566-9741…
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What's up guys, I had to record remotely in Ecuador and the recorder initially cut out 5 minutes in because I moved a centimeter, so enjoy hearing me deal with that! But it's ALL good we got it done, I hope you enjoy. Talk to you next week.
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I got a mustache and I'm insecure about it hell yes!
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What's up. I saw Mission Impossible and talk about why Tom Cruise rules. I also get into the origins of the "My Shayla" meme and Glorilla's nose job. Have a good day, luv u.
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First solo podcast in three and a half years, let's go baby.
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#99 - Jonathon Aslay On Losing A Child, Loving Yourself, And Better Dating Strategies
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59:08Waddup Psychos! Today we have author and dating coach Jonathon Aslay (@jonathonaslay) to talk about: *How losing his 19 year old son inspired him to write his book "What The Heck Is Self Love Anyway" *How to talk to a grieving parent *Ways to love yourself *Figuring out your attachment style and a whole lot of other great sh*t! Stay safe out there …
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P2P #25 - Lily And The Best Dating App Opening Line
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1:32:15Waddup Psychos! Lily accompanies Dylan on the show today to discuss: *The crashing plane that is Earth 2020 *Dylan's room decor and how he needs an upgrade *Dylan's hinge matches and his bad opening lines *Lily and Dylan's inner voices *The line Lily uses to weed out the bad matches on Bumble and much more! Stay safe out there everyone and remember…
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#98 - Andy Haynes And The Anti Circumcision Movement
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1:09:11Waddup Psychos! Today comedian, writer, and actor Andy Haynes (@imandyhaynes) returns to the show to talk about: *Growing 8 inches taller in one summer *What lead him to sobriety *Trying to control his male brain *The anti circumcision movement and much more! Stay safe out there everyone and remember to RATE AND REVIEW! It helps for the iTunes rati…
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Waddup Psychos! Today we get back to the insanity that is my stream of consciousness. We talk about the women who protested masks by wearing them as clothes, not texting someone back, an amazing Tiktok self defense page, why I love getting ghosted and much more! Stay safe out there everyone and remember to RATE AND REVIEW! It helps for the iTunes r…
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#97 - Alex Payne On White Supremacy, Reforming The System, and What Each Of Us Can Do
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2:34:54Waddup Psychos! I hope you're all staying safe during these times, but also spreading the word! For today's episode I had good friend and comedian Alex Payne (@alexpaynecomedy) on the show to discuss a lot of what's going on in the aftermath of the murder of George Floyd. We talk about: *What white supremacy is and what being "white" means *How we …
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#96 - Drew Morgan On The Justice System, Legal Drugs, and Not Losing Hope
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1:29:32Waddup Psychos! Today we have the very funny and extremely smart Drew Morgan (@drewmorgcomedy) to talk about: *What he saw in court as a public defender *How crimes are stacked on each other to push for a plea instead of Trial *Whether legalizing all drugs would help the U.S. *The different between the far right and far left other FUNNY stuff too. …
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P2P #23 - Anthony Fauci Is NOT Trying To F*ck
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1:00:20Waddup Psychos! Happy Memorial Day weekend. We are feeling loose and LITHE today, maybe even lissom. Today I talk about: *How everyone is tryna f*ck *Almost breaking quarantine *Going to a restaurant for the first time in 2 months *Papa Johns house much more dude! Remember to RATE AND REVIEW! It helps for the iTunes ratings and helps the Empire exp…
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#95 - Jeremiah Watkins Has A Starbucks In His House
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50:46Waddup Psychos! Today we have a very special episode featuring returning favorite, Jeremiah Watkins (jeremiahstandup) and then a troubled Starbucks employee named Aubrey. We talk with Jeremiah about: *Hiding the cook in an Italian restaurant he worked at *Having a 13 year old working for me *What a flowbee is *The chair I'm sitting in that's a fami…
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Waddup Psychos! The vibe is looking up today. I start of for a solo rant of about 12 minutes about who tf knows and then Lily (lilstagramgram) is back to talk about: *Letting her armpits grow out *Guys who wear fedoras and play acoustic guitar *The only nude she’s every sent *Whether or not I’m a sociopath A lot more great stuff! Remember to RATE A…
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#94 - Ashley Hesseltine: Perfect Feet, Perfect Hands, Perfect Friend.
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1:32:30Waddup Psychos! Today we have the hilarious comedian Ashley Hesseltine (@ashhess) from the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. On today's episode we talk about: *How to pronounce her name *How nice her hands and feet are *Embracing her height *Being happy to be single during quarantine And much more! Remember to RATE AND REVIEW! It helps for the iTunes rating…
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Waddup Psychos! It's a Monday episode. Hell yes time doesn't matter anymore! I hope you all had a good Mother's Day, today we talk about getting hype all alone, getting someone out of your face with social distancing, DJ Khaled on Instagram live and how Ms. Monopoly isn't helping. Remember to RATE AND REVIEW! It helps for the iTunes ratings and hel…
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