Best Dylan Garsee Podcasts (2026)

This week we're talking Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and not Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, the movie Dylan kept saying in their head every they tried to remember which movie we were watching this week.

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Vertigo 57:48

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¡Uno...dos...tres...catorce!

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Heat 57:38

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This week the Gays watched every straight person on Twitter's favorite movie, Heat! Finally the spell has been broken and we are finally heterosexual.

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Big 1:06:50

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Kirk and Dylan went to a Zoltar and wished they were big, and the next day they woke up as Las Culturistas.

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Se7en 52:47

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In honor of this week's episode, we're rebranding as Str8 People Movies.

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Jerry Maguire w/ Mase Kerwick 56:58

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Show me the homosexuals! With guest Mase Kerwick

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Cool Hand Luke 52:45

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This week instead of an episode, we recorded an ASMR podcast of us each eating 50 hard-boiled eggs.

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The Notebook 1:02:17

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Note: We recorded this episode in the pouring rain after taking a canoe ride to admire some ducks.

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Joker 52:21

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Unfortunately we have been Joker-pilled.

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Team America: World Police 57:18

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America! Fuck no! This week we watched the naughty puppet movie by the South Park dudes, and you'll never guess what we thought of it.

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Wet Hot American Summer 53:17

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Dylan and Kirk are back from Barcelona, so we had to talk about the wettest, hottest, and most American movie in the world!

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The Straight People Movies Draft w/Chris Martinez & Jason Pollard 1:11:28

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This week we're doing something a little different and drafting ourselves! Taking a queue from sports (!), we're drafting the perfect episode of SPM from the past episodes we've done. It's a rowdy time and yes, there is a lot of yelling and no, it's not about the movie you're thinking of.

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Jurassic Park 56:00

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Laura Dern? Laura Dern. Laura Dern...Laura Dern. Laura; Dern.

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Top Gun: Maverick w/ Kyle Romero 1:12:47

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This week the gays are joined by one of our favorite returning guests Kyle Romero as we ride into the Danger Zone aka the lighthouse in Annihilation.

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Men 1:01:49

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We just won an Austin Chronicle Critics prize, so naturally we decided to do an episode on a divisive movie that no one has seen, Men!! Alex Garland's long awaited follow-up to Annihilation, Men is, well let's just say unforgettable.

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail 49:02

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Always look on the bright side of life *whistle* (Yes I know that's a different movie, the music in this one isn't as good as Life of Brian)

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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 57:48

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We did it. Marvel Mamma is over We are never talking about another Marvel movies as long as we live.

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Spider-man: No Way Home 51:29

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Marvel Mamma, a series we decided to do under our own volition, is taking a toll. We are nearing the end of our sanity. Soon we'll be talking about the red dress. Save us from this.

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Avengers: Endgame 48:46

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Siri play Endgame by Taylor Swift from her incredibly underrated masterpiece Reputation. This week The Gays watched Avengers: Endgame as part of our MARVEL MAMMA series. And if you can't tell, we were maybe a little bored.

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier 51:54

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Week 2 of MARVEL MAMMA!!! This week we're talking about the Boy Scout himself Captain America and his frenemy with a metal arm, The Winter Soldier! A 70's paranoid thriller-homage, this movie divided the hosts so much, one might say it's Straight People Movies: Civil War.

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The Avengers 1:00:11

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In honor of the upcoming Doctor Strange and The Multiverse of Madness, we're launching our latest mini-series: MARVEL MAWMA! We've lost our everloving mind and are doing FIVE Marvel Movies in the upcoming weeks (as well as The Northman, this is our podcast not yours). We're kicking it off with the movie that more or less kicked off the Marvel Machi…

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Mandy w/Brian Bonnet 1:08:24

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Crying in the bathroom wearing nothing buy tighty-whities and taking slugs from a bottle of booze, what is this a Tuesday night???? This week we're joined by Nicolas Cage scholar and host of the upcoming podcast But It Matters to Me, Brian Bonnet!! In honor of the upcoming film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we're talking Mandy, the 2018 …

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Swiss Army Man 1:00:21

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This week we're tootin' and fartin' our way to a possible restraining order, that's right we're talking Swiss Army Man. The Daniels' newest film Everything Everywhere All At Once is out this week so we're talking their first film and all of the heterosexuality that goes along with it.

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Men in Black 1:09:50

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Here comes Straight People Movies/You're favorite podcasters/Here comes Straight People Movies/This ep we're talking bout the Cremaster (More specifically, the Cremaster Cycle, a series of 5 video installations by acclaimed artist and breaker of Bjork's heart Matthew Barney) Anyway we're talking Men in Black, the 1997 space comedy starring almost g…

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The Dark Knight 1:14:09

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In honor of The Batman, we're tackling one of our most requested movies, The Dark Knight! Christopher Nolan's magnum opus (Intersetllar people, sshhh) is a point of friction between the gays, but we settle on one thing: The Joke is 100% one of us if you catch our drift. We're rewriting the Oscars, we're regendering Alfred, and most importantly, we …

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Nightmare Alley 1:07:45

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This week we're talking Nightmare Alley, 2021's most baffling Film Twitter fave. Returning guest Kyle Romero helps us break down why straight people are obsessed with Guillermo Del Toro's latest.

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The Mitchells vs the Machines 55:15

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This week, the Gays watched The Mitchells vs The Machines, Netflix's animated sci-fi family picture! It's got everything you could ever want: possessed Furbys, Olivia Colman as an evil phone, and a dad that one of the hosts would do unspeakable things to.

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Ocean's 11 58:25

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Steven Soderbergh can do no wrong, so in honor of his latest film KIMI, we're talking Ocean's 11. Dudes do a lot of things in this movie: rob a casino, blow up vans, hold a man's hand so tight and discuss moisturizing techniques. But most importantly, the dudes rock.

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The Day After Tomorrow 1:00:55

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More like The Gay After Tomorrow (Dylan is available for any and all stand up gigs). In honor of Don't Look Up AND Moonfall, the movie where the moon falls, we watched Roland Emmerich's 2004 climate change disaster classic(??). Dennis Quaid is hot, Jake Gyllenhaal is hot, the fake president is hot, and everyone else is cold.…

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Jackass: The Movie 50:47

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Hi, we're Kirk and Dylan, and welcome to Straight People Movies. This week in honor of Jackass Forever, we're discussing movie that started it all, 2002's Jackass: The Movie. This movie made one of us throw up from the debauchery, tune in to find out who!

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? 51:10

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We just got back from the river to pray and we're back with a brand new episode! In honor of The Tragedy of Macbeth, we go back in time to 1930's Mississippi in O Brother, Where Art Thou?! The Coen's southern fried musical-ish adaptation of Homer's The Odyssey is every southern grandpa's favorite movie. Put on your Dapper Dan and hop on a train, we…