Best Drunk Monkeys Podcasts (2025)

Today, the scary is everywhere! A man threw his own funeral and he wasn’t dead, plus a blind man in Italy received state benefits for 50 years, problem for him is that he wasn’t actually blind. A restaurant in Washington has a strict no phones policy, and people are loving it. Something appears to be up with Britney Spears and it doesn’t seem good.…

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EP64 “Strippers Have To Make A Living Too” 1:30:16

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Cops brought an end to one man’s violence by serving him Dairy Queen, and celebrities are up in arms about a gas station dinosaur. Delivery people are stealing merch left and right, and Americans are feeling really good about marijuana. Nasa is planning to build livable quarters on the moon with material already found up there. What would you do if…

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Ant Yogurt, Bunny Horns, Deadly Feather Fashion 57:10

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Liz Clayton Fuller joins the show to talk about the deadly feather trade. Plus, Jess hops in to explain the strange virus causing bunnies to sprout horns, and Rachel gets into the way some folks are using ants to make yogurt. (It's actually kinda good...) Check out all of Liz's art: https://lizclaytonfuller.com/ The Weirdest Thing I Learned This We…

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EP63 “An Alligator Walked Into A Bar” with Professor Andrew Fraknoi 1:52:54

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The best man at a wedding was never told he shouldn’t shoot anyone, and be careful of chat GPT; it apparently remembers what you talk about. What’s a skill everybody should learn, and how much do you think you need to retire? You may be shocked. Would you like to skip heavy traffic? Can you say flying taxis? A cow showed up in the median of a busy …

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Check out: On Point with Meghna Chakrabarti from WBUR! 39:22

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We're sharing an episode of On Point with Meghna Chakrabarti. On Point is a rare public space where you hear nuanced explorations of complex topics live and in real time. Host Meghna Chakrabarti leads provocative conversations that help make sense of the world, with urgency, timeliness and depth. In this episode: If you feel like car headlights hav…

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EP62 “Why Would Two Guys Eat Their Passports Midair On A Flight” 1:32:33

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The world’s largest great white shark breezed past swimmers in North Carolina, and a couple decides to divorce because their dog and cat couldn’t get along. I can clearly see that! JK Rowling is pissed off at Emma Watson, and lets her have it on social media, plus a guy was arrested doing 107 mph because he had to get to his barber appointment, whi…

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EP61 “A Wannabe Bride Does A Stupid Thing, Or Was It” 1:38:59

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Lots of good crap today. Example; A school administrator stole an ATM machine without his wife’s permission, and a mere skateboard sold at auction for millions. Cool Stories In Music pulls back the layers of Levi Stubbs career, and what would happen if you drove a tiny Barbie car in real traffic while drunk? This dude found out. The five activities…

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EP60 “Monkeys Like To Get Drunk” 1:28:59

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A woman sued and won because her work mate kept rolling her eyes at her, and the new iPhone 17 has a bit of a problem. A single Pokémon card just sold for millions, and people are dropping their subscriptions to streaming services in droves. Prenups in marriage are very popular now, and they say the high divorce rate is a myth, and I say bullshit! …

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Skateboard Archeology, Dire Wolf Bones, The Great Fear 54:44

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EP59 “She Was Arrested In A Motel Parking Lot” 1:26:13

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Ellen DeGeneres is being sued and I’m not sure anyone cares. A guy owed a cruise ship a ton of money from gambling losses, so he jumped ship. Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one? Men are more loyal to their barbers than their wives, and the cost of raising kids is out of control. Some states are taking control …

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EP58 “A Florida Guy Is Arrested Simply Because He Wanted To Sniff A Woman’s Feet” 1:32:39

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Guess what a Florida puppy store hired to attract customers? I give you the latest on Taylor Swift doing the Super Bowl, and are you a part of the foldable phone craze? More songs you’re embarrassed to admit that you love, and out of all generations, guess which one is the unhappiest? A Florida guy got arrested simply because he wanted to smell a w…

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Airborne Butt Cam, Snake Panic, Oops! All Cloacas 1:02:04

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Sarah Gailey joins the show to discuss why one scientist put the cutest little monocles on a bunch of chameleons. (And also to talk about their new book, Spread Me, out now wherever you buy books!) Plus, Rachel talks about the great Missouri snake panic, and Lauren talks about an accidental butt cam that lead to some very useful science. The Weirde…

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EP57 “They Found What In Her Butt” 1:21:55

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You’ll never look at a cucumber the same way, and that’s a promise! Apparently, the Cincinnati Bengals are super cheap on every possible level, and would you give your pet to a local zoo to be fed to the lions and tigers? This lady did. I give you the top 3 most stolen cars, and did you know that AOL and its dial up internet still exists? A Florida…

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EP56 “Men Are Spending Thousands To Have Their Legs Broken, On Purpose” 1:38:17

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What’s a guy to do when an ex-lover totals his car because she’s pissed at him? You got millions of dollars and want to live in luxury? Then I’ll share the 5 most expensive zip codes in America. A new world record has been set for holding his breath, and a guy went to the doctor complaining of chest pain; you’ll never guess what they found. Guess w…

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Thank Your Local Horse, OG Canners, Busting Bird Gender Norms 1:01:34

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Nathan H. Lents joins the show to discuss why some birds are extra loud in bed, along with his new book: The Sexual Evolution: How 500 Million Years of Sex, Gender and Mating Shape Modern Relationships. Plus, Sara Kiley explains how horses are used to create snake anti-venom, and Rachel talks about how Napoleon played a part in instigating the art …

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EP55 “Jesus Gave Those To Me Behind The KFC” 1:28:52

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What’s the most attractive hobby a man can have? A dog finds human body parts in the nearby woods and proudly brings them home. Apparently, the couple that gossips together stays together, and a Florida couple sells golden tickets at only $100 that secures your spot in heaven. The Labubu craze leads to jail for some very fine Americans, you might w…

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EP54 “A Cavalcade Of Cuteness” 1:14:54

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Dude scored 1.8 million playing slots… or did he? They had to scare off a pack of wolves, and you won’t believe how they did it. AI may be watching you during your next hotel stay and proceed with care the next time you’re in a brothel. A farmer gave away 650,000 because God told him to, and people in China are calming their nerves in a completely …

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Medical Butt Chugging, Ancient Ice Cream Pyramids, "The Thing" but Midwestern 56:01

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Mary Roach RETURNS to Weirdest Thing to share her new book, Replaceable You: Adventures in Human Anatomy! From this phenomenal new read, she discusses a section on breathing through your butt, a thing not only turtles can do, but also apparently humans. Plus, Rachel talks about the ancient (and DEADLY) origins of ice cream, and Lauren explains a st…

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EP53 “A Toddler Kills A Cobra With His Mouth” with Noah Wyle 1:42:35

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Today we welcome in Noah Wyle for an extended chat about his HBO Max show, “The Pitt,” and I will have a much shorter chat with my granddaughter Onyx. A decent round of “Songs I Hate,” and what would you pay for an original Star Wars storm trooper helmet? A super pissed off woman takes her revenge on a car dealership who she says wronged her. Compl…

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EP52 “Florida Has A Rat Problem, And It’s Not What You’re Thinking” 1:39:04

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Today, we travel back in time on Cool Stories in Music to meet the Wellingtons, and clearly, you’re pumped. Half of all working people in the US don’t take their paid vacation time; I’ll tell you why for a dollar. Sports betting is surging to problematic levels, and that’s not good. What happened on a dinner date that caused you to leave in the mid…

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Bette Midler and the Salamander, How Marathon Swimmers Pee, D+D is Good for Your Brain 1:05:48

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The wonderful Ryan Mandelbaum is BACK to discuss their latest animalian interest: salamanders in New York City! Laura also explains how peeing while swimming a marathon is shockingly complicated, and Rachel gets into why Dungeons and Dragons is therapeutic for your noggin. Go check out Ryan's newsletter! https://ryanmandelbirder.substack.com/ The W…

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EP51 “Don’t Try To Steal Sex Toys From Walmart” 1:32:26

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Pretty good show today considering the fact that I don’t give a shit. What do most psychopaths say is their favorite color? Apparently super-fast internet is coming soon, and what is the best super hero movie of all time? What things are you starting to lose interest in, and something is apparently up with Pringles chips. A chunk of planet Mars jus…

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EP50 “Two Grown Men Get In A Bloody Fight Over Pokemon Cards” with Tom Bergeron 1:50:22

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John Hamm has been replaced as the voice of Mercedes Benz and take a guess by who. One of the biggest social media stars can’t buy a place to live and wait until you hear why. A man stole 53 women’s shoes but only for the right foot. What did someone do or say that caused you to never go out with them again? The top 5 best French fries in the world…

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The Bone Collector, Threads of God, Cloacal Chamber 49:46

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Scientific illustrator and Twitch streamer Liz Clayton Fuller (ipaintbirbs) joins the show once more to talk all things cloaca -- and why some birds lack them. Plus, Jess hops behind the mic to talk about the world's rarest pasta, and Rachel dives into carnivorous caterpillars that sound like WWE wrestlers. The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week is…

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EP49 “Don’t Throw Fireworks In Your Toilet” 1:28:16

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What would you say if I told you they have developed a drone the size of a mosquito? Well, they have, and some folks are freaked out about it. Men are concerned because they are doing more housework than ever before. And while men are cleaning house, guess where moms like to go to get away from it all? Today’s mainstream would rather scroll on thei…

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EP48 “My God, You Can’t Make This Up” 1:30:57

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We celebrate this July holiday with a landscaper who throws a massive party in a huge mansion that isn’t his? How about a seven-month cruise that takes you all the way around the world in luxury? Take a guess how much it costs! The question has been posed, “Is sex dead?” We head back to Florida because there’s a gator in the pool, and he aint doing…

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A New Green, THIS IS MY EVEREST, Chickens Influencing Cats 55:59

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Actor and creator of the Brat Apple Dance, Kelley Heyer, joins the show! The squad talks about a BRAND NEW green color, cheating at climbing Mt. Everest, and a sneaky trick to make cats less allergenic. The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week is a podcast by Popular Science. Share your weirdest facts and stories with us in our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook group⁠⁠⁠…

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EP47 “Beware Of The Octopus” 1:34:21

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If it weren’t for the criminally insane in the state of Florida, I wouldn’t have a show. Today, we offer a twofer from that wonderful land of the lame. It’s summer, which means lots of folks are flying, so we look into the sketchy world of a flight attendant who was found in the first-class lavatory of an airborne plane, completely naked, and danci…

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EP46 “When A Bear Wants It, A Bear Takes It” 1:22:48

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First off, we celebrate the return of hotdog eating champion Joey Chestnut, plus another solid round of, “Songs I Hate.” What’s an odd smell you secretly love but can’t explain? Can you imagine a dog park where dogs aren’t allowed to bark? I give you a firm example of the fact that crazy doesn’t always know it’s crazy, and being a self-confessed lo…

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Horny Bugs, Women are Stronger Than Men, Evil Monkey Backpack Trends 48:35

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Casey Johnston joins the show this week to talk about how women are truly and actually stronger than men (all of which she details in her new book!). Plus, Laura talks about promiscuous fruit flies, and Rachel talks about capuchin monkey's version of a Labubu. Get Casey's book here! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/casey-johnston/a-physical…

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EP45 “You Can Have A Much Bigger Penis Without Trying” 1:45:47

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Today we learn what dry begging is, and your next hotel stay might have service robots clean up your mess while you’re in the room. Men are reporting more penis in their pants, all by taking a pill which is intended for a completely different reason. I give you the holy grail of baseball cards, and details of the all-new gold digger test, which the…

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EP44 “Why Is There A Bear In The Kitchen” 1:34:57

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Yes, there was a bear in someone’s kitchen, and he was sitting on their stove. He appeared to be rather comfortable there. As shocking as it may sound, the semi colon is becoming extinct. What would we do without it. A man stole a ferret by shoving it down his pants and fleeing the store. I give you the five rudest fan bases of NFL teams, proof tha…

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Masochistic Trees, Lean Mean Sex Machines, Ancient Doodles 52:10

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Patricia Ononiwu Kaishian joins the show to talk about horny eels. Plus, Sara Kiley explains the tree that loves getting struck by lightning, and Rachel goes into detail about kids passing notes in ancient times. The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week is a podcast by Popular Science. Share your weirdest facts and stories with us in our ⁠⁠⁠Facebook …

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Walking Tall (1973) 54:08

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Jackie & Dunlap on the late Joe Don Baker in 1973's Walking Tall, the stick hittin', money makin', still bashin', trailer hookin', dice loadin', shirtless testifyin' hit movie that put Pusser on everybody's lips. Discussed: RIP Joe Don Baker, Sheriff Buford Pusser, Phil Karlson, Felton Perry, Walking Tall, Walking Tall Part 2, Walking Tall Part 3, …

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EP43 “A Man Told Cops He Was Both Superman And God” 1:34:02

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It’s a beautiful thing when our segment “SONGS YOU HATE” returns to the program, and one of the hated songs will have some people strap on some weapons. You may possibly have a penny worth thousands of dollars and not even know it. We give you the rudest possible days of the year to have your wedding, and people are calling this guy the worst neigh…

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EP42 “A Mortuary Tried To Bury The Wrong Body In The Wrong Clothes” 1:26:40

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Today I’m going to read you something that you weren’t supposed to hear, and I’m going to give you something you weren’t supposed to have. Merry Christmas! A lady got pulled over and there was a raccoon named Chewy in the car and chewy had a meth pipe in his mouth. Most of us are stressed about money and most of us don’t trust our neighbors. Plus, …