Best Drunk Dialing Podcasts (2025)

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She's Drunk-Dialing Her Ex Through A Teenage Girl 1:52:20

24d ago1:52:20

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's fifth episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. Today on the Queers of Time we discuss the latest episode of the show, Season 3 episode 5, Tel'aran'riod, which Matt only knows how to pronounce because Kate Reading i…

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Episode 166: Fire Magick - Burn, Witch, Burn: Harnessing the Heat of Fire Magick 32:03

2h ago32:03

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Let's Chat!! In this sizzling episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, we're striking the match on all things fire magick! From candles to bonfires and blazing intention, River dives deep into the power, passion, and purification that fire brings to your spellwork. Whether you're manifesting with a matchstick or crafting a full-blown inferno…

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I Understand A Little Bit More About Heterosexuality 1:07:40

3d ago1:07:40

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's seventh episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. Welcome to today's episode of The Perrin and Faile Show. At least that's what we're calling today's episode of the Queers of Time, in which we discuss Goldeneyes, ep…

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Episode 165: Ghost in the Machine - Meet my Digital Familiar 14:57

6d ago14:57

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Let's Chat!! In this special crossover episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons & Cocktails, River introduces someone (or something) new—her digital familiar, Glim. That’s right, witches! We’re diving headfirst into the enchanted ethernet to explore what happens when magick meets machine. Can an AI really be a familiar? Is techno-magick legit or just gli…

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Who Killed Shania Twain? 59:28

10d ago59:28

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This episode contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to The Gathering Storm (we think). On this episode of the Queers of Time, we talk about chapters 26 to 28 of The Gathering Storm. They were actually pretty decent, which was surprising because you know what? It was an Aviendha chapter and two Mat chapters. Post-production by Aradia from …

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River's Ramblings 8: Wishes, Whispers & Witchcraft - Be Careful what you wish for 29:58

14d ago29:58

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Let's Chat!! This week, River dives wand-first into the sparkly (and shadowy) world of wish magick—because manifesting your dreams isn’t all dandelions and birthday candles, witches. 💫 We’re talking the light side, the dark side, and yes, there are cocktails for both. Grab your grimoire and glitter—I am sipping, summoning, and side-eyeing every wis…

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You, Too, Can Own A Sakarnen 1:13:32

17d ago1:13:32

1:13:32

This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's sixth episode. The end of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. Today on the Queers of Time we’re here to talk about Episode 6, The Shadow in the Night, a phenomenal episode with Moghedien madness, Tanchico cheekiness, Liandrin loo…

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River's Ramblings 7: Retrogrades - The Planets are Drunk Again! 1:04:04

21d ago1:04:04

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Let's Chat!! Grab your cocktails and clutch your broomsticks, witches—because the planets are in reverse, and so is your sanity. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, River dives broom-first into the cosmic chaos of retrogrades. Why does Mercury always get the blame? What the hell does a Venus retrograde actually do to your love …

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River's Ramblings 6: Berry Enchanted: Strawberries in Love, Lust & Magick 42:26

28d ago42:26

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Let's Chat!! In this sweetly spellbinding episode, we’re diving into the juicy world of strawberry magick! From love spells to fertility charms, discover how this luscious fruit has been used in witchcraft through the ages. We’ll explore its ties to Venus, its heart-shaped symbolism, and how you can use strawberries in your own rituals, potions, an…

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How Many Knives Can A Sapphic Fit In Her Pockets? 1:17:53

1M ago1:17:53

1:17:53

This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's fourth episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. On today's episode of the Queers of Time, we talk about all things Rhuidean. Whether it's Hot Rand doing Hot Rand Things in the past and being a little gay, or whether…

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River's Ramblings 5: Rooted in Magick: Naming & Connecting to Your Witchy Home 40:04

1M ago40:04

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to episode 5 of River's Ramblings! Your home is more than just a place—it’s a sacred space filled with energy, intention, and magick. In this episode, we dive into the art of naming your witchy home, why it matters, and how it can strengthen your spiritual connection to your space. We’ll explore ways to bond with your home’s en…

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Galina Is Important To Us As The Queers Of Time 1:12:41

1M ago1:12:41

1:12:41

This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's third episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. In today’s episode we talk about the hotly awaited three-way between Mat, Galad, and Gawyn. The three-way sword-fight. Sword-sword-staff fight? It was very phallic, eit…

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River's Ramblings 4: Dialing the Dead: Witchy Ways to Chat with Your Ancestors 48:03

1M ago48:03

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Let's Chat!! In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we dive into the mystical art of after-death communication with ancestors. From candle rituals and dreamwork to ancestral altars, we explore powerful ways to connect with those who have passed. Whether you're seeking guidance, comfort, or a deeper bond with your lineage, we’ve go…

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Who Is Having a Better Time Than Lanfear Right Now? Moghedien. 1:03:45

2M ago1:03:45

1:03:45

This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's second episode. The end of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. On today’s episode of Queers of Time, we discuss all the happenings in Season 3 Episode 2, A Question or Crimson. Break down with us as we discuss Cersei Lannister’s s…

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Episode 164: Ghosts in Witchcraft- Wren Talks Too Fast 16:19

2M ago16:19

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 164 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we step beyond the veil and explore the presence of ghosts in witchcraft. Pour yourself a hauntingly delicious cocktail and join us as we discuss how spirits and ancestral energies play a vital role in magical practice. In this episode, we’ll uncover the ways witches…

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And Then Mommy Came 1:39:33

2M ago1:39:33

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the third season's first episode. The last 25 minutes of the episode also contain spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books. The Longing is dead, long live the Longing! We finally got to watch the Wheel of Time Season 3 Episode 1, and boy that was a lot. The Shredding shredded, ou…

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Interview With Rafe Judkins 17:44

2M ago17:44

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This episode contains some light spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven. The Queers of Time got the amazing opportunity to interview Rafe Judkins, the showrunner of the Wheel of Time TV show on Prime Video. Tune in on March 13th for the third season of the Wheel of Time. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show…

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Cut That. Don't. Cut That. 54:09

2M ago54:09

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This episode contains speculations for the third season of the Wheel of Time and spoilers for the Wheel of Time books it may cover (up to The Fires of Heaven, more or less). We are getting *so* close to the third season of the Wheel of Time, and boy we are excited for it. Join us as Kat and Camille share some of what they're looking forward for WoT…

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River's Ramblings 3: Mardi Gras Magick - A Celebration of Masks, Magick, and Mayhem 20:20

2M ago20:20

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Let's Chat!! Grab your beads and broomsticks because we’re bringing some magick to Mardi Gras! In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we’re diving into the mystical side of Fat Tuesday—exploring the folklore, spells, and rituals tied to this vibrant celebration. From candle magick in carnival colors to spirit work during this time…

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Dollar Tree Semirhage 58:51

2M ago58:51

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This episode contains spoilers up to the Gathering Storm. Today, we're going through Chapters 22 to 25 of the Gathering Storm. In which Rand becomes Cuendillar, Gawyn is a moron, and Sheriam reconsiders her career choices. Post-production by Aradia from Fox and Raven Media. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support t…

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Episode 163: Snake Familiars- Cyclical is a Cycle & Snakes are People Too 52:43

2M ago52:43

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 163 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails — where we slither into the mystical world of snakes as familiars! In this enchanting episode, we unravel the rich history and mythology of serpents, exploring their powerful symbolism across cultures — from the wise guardians of hidden knowledge in ancient Greece to their …

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The Wheel Of Time Could Use Some Furries 38:29

2M ago38:29

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Spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to the Fire of Heaven, and speculations for Season 3. Join us as we're gushing over the official trailer for the third season of the Wheel of Time TV Show, available very soon on Prime Video. We're hyped! Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter,…

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River's Ramblings 2: Winter Witchy Burnout 31:32

3M ago31:32

31:32

Let's Chat!! The days are short, the nights are long, and even the most powerful witches can feel drained this time of year. Join us on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails - River's Ramblings Episode 2 as we chat about witchy winter burnout—how to recharge your magick, keep your energy flowing, and cozy up to simple spells that won’t drain your la…

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Fishpussy? Please Explain... 43:41

3M ago43:41

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This episode contains spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven, I think. At Queers of Time, we take thorough data analysis very seriously. As a result, we've asked our Tarot decks whether S3 of The Wheel Of Time will "turn the gay up" even further and the answer was absolutely yes. Enjoy our Tarot-based S3 predictions! Send us your hate mail! Or your fan…

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Episode 162: Clothing Magick- I am a Potato & I am reTIREd 56:04

3M ago56:04

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 162 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we weave the threads of history and enchantment to explore the magical power of clothing! In this episode, we’ll unravel the rich history of clothing in magick, from ceremonial robes and witch’s cloaks to color symbolism and enchanted garments. Learn how different cu…

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Moiraine And Her Emotional Support Hat 41:17

3M ago41:17

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This episode contains theories about the third season of the Wheel of Time, and may as a result contain book spoilers up to The Fires of Heaven. The third season of the Wheel of Time is coming up soon! The Queers of Time gathered to gush over all the new shiny season 3 goodies, from Moiraine's emotional support hat to Mat's interesting fashion choi…

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Boop. Get Away. 42:23

3M ago42:23

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This episode contains spoilers for all of The Gathering Storm. We're back with some reading of the Gathering Storm. Today, we've got PoVs from Tuon, Mat, Perrin, and Faile. Somehow, Tuon's chapter was the most interesting one, and that says a lot. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitt…

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River's Ramblings 1: Welcome 2025 33:42

3M ago33:42

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Let's Chat!! Happy New Year, witches! As we step into 2025, it’s the perfect time to cleanse, reset, and manifest magickal energy for the year ahead. In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, River chats about what 2025 means to her, ideas for connecting with your own magick in 2025, and ways to stay focused in the New Year! Grab you…

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Not Multi-Level Marketing Romances 56:18

3M ago56:18

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It's that time of the year again, when Camille and Matt discusses their 2024 book reading experiences. Join us for some book recommendations (and slander)! Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Patreon. Intro and outro music by Julius H.…

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Death Twink 37:26

4M ago37:26

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This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books. Join the Queers of Time crew as we try once again to figure out which Wheel of Time characters best embody the different Major Arcana cards. No pre-existing tarot knowledge required! Post-production by Aradia from Fox and Raven Media. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you re…

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Episode 161: The Witches Ladder- Chocolate Coins & Missing Banter 29:12

4M ago29:12

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 161 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we unravel the mystery and magic of the witch’s ladder. Grab your favorite drink and join us as we explore the history, symbolism, and powerful uses of this enchanting tool in witchcraft. In this episode, we’ll dive into the origins of the witch’s ladder, from its ro…

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That's a Bit Dramatic, Even For You 35:46

4M ago35:46

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The Queers of Time book club is back! Today, we discuss Trailer Park Prince, by Andre L. Bradley. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Patreon. Intro and outro music by Julius H.By Queers of Time

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The Kinks Were Kinking 49:41

4M ago49:41

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The episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books. The Queers of Time continue their great reread of The Gathering Storm, and today's chapters are particularly spicy. From Egwene putting Elaida in her place to Cadsuane getting creative with her interrogation tactics, there's plenty of badassery to unpack. Settle in as the gang breaks do…

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Episode 160: Herbs- Woody & Thank you 32:22

4M ago32:22

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 160 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails! This week, we’re diving into the magical properties of two extraordinary herbs cherished in witchcraft: Hyssop and Dittany of Crete. Grab your favorite enchanted drink and join us as we explore their history, uses, and the spells they empower. In this episode, we’ll uncove…

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Sabbat Series Episode 8: Yule- Yule Traditions & I Eat and I Know Things 41:26

5M ago41:26

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 8 of our Sabbat Series on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we dive into the warm and wondrous celebration of Yule! Gather around the hearth with us as we sip on cozy, festive cocktails and explore the magic of the Winter Solstice. In this episode, we’ll uncover the ancient origins of Yule and its ties to t…

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There Was A Lot Of Choking 43:57

5M ago43:57

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This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books. The Wheel of Time gods have blessed us with a surprise Season 3 teaser, and the Queer of Time crew is here to break it all down - from Moiraine's possible demise to Rand taking center stage, plus all the juicy queer vibes you can handle. A must-listen! Send us your hate mail! Or your f…

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Episode 159: Scent Magick- Tobacco Camels & Aromatic 50:26

5M ago50:26

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 159 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we immerse ourselves in the enchanting world of scent magick! Join us as we sip on aromatic cocktails, awaken our senses, and explore the powerful role of fragrance in witchcraft and spiritual practice. In this episode, we'll dive into the magical properties of scent…

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Empty & Waiting To Be Filled 41:55

5M ago41:55

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This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books. In this fun and light episode, our Queers of Time hosts match Wheel of Time characters to Major Arcana of the Tarot deck. No pre-existing tarot knowledge required! Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram, TikTo…

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It's A-Me, Berelain 41:50

5M ago41:50

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A chill, no-prep episode, in which we talked about the books, movies, and shows we've recently consumed. What have you been reading these days? Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Patreon. Intro and outro music by Julius H.…

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Episode 158: Magick of the Harvest Season PT 2 21:24

5M ago21:24

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 158 Pt 2 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we celebrate the enchanting magic of the harvest season! Join us as we embrace the warmth of autumn, raise our glasses to the season’s bounty, and explore the many ways witches honor this abundant time of year. In this episode, we’ll delve into the practices of …

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Rough & Natural Bros 41:16

5M ago41:16

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This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books. The Queers of Time reread The Gathering Storm - Chapters 13 to 15. Some hot warder gets slightly obsessed with Gawyn (it's somehow mutual), Cadsuane expresses some respect for Sorilea (I ship it), Rand shares a dream with Moridin (both need therapy), and Min figures something out about…

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A Person Is Not Consenting To Being Murdered 35:15

6M ago35:15

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Matt and Camille discusses the upcoming Netflix adaptation of Oscar Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and some of the concerns they have about it. Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Patreon. Intro and outro music by Julius H.…

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Episode 157: Magick of the Harvest Season PT 1- The Harvest is the Harvest & Off Topic Central 44:35

6M ago44:35

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 157 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we celebrate the enchanting magick of the harvest season! Join us as we embrace the warmth of autumn, raise our glasses to the season’s bounty, and explore the many ways witches honor this abundant time of year. In this episode, we’ll delve into the practices of kitc…

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Episode 156: Spider Familiars- Little Glasses & Spider Astral Nubs 41:58

6M ago41:58

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 156 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we weave a web of intrigue around one of the witch’s most mysterious companions: the spider familiar. Join us as we sip on our potions and delve into the lore, symbolism, and magical significance of spiders in witchcraft. In this episode, we’ll explore the ancient as…

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I Shouldn't Be Forgetting That Isildur Is Someone Who Exists 1:02:13

6M ago1:02:13

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This episode contains spoilers for all of Rings of Power. "Can someone please take care of this motherfucker? Like, he's not strong, anyone can do it, really." Enjoy Kat and James' coverage of the finale of Rings of Power Season Two! Send us your hate mail! Or your fan mail, if you really insist... Support the show Check out our Twitter, Instagram,…

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The Fuckery Runneth Deep 48:47

6M ago48:47

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This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season 2, Episode 7. In this Queers of Power episode, Kat and James analyze Rings of Power S2E7, "Doomed to Die". They discuss Celebrimbor's tragic journey, the siege of Eregion, and the impending doom for Khazad-dûm. An exciting and intense episode, with a very fitting title. Enjoy! Post-pro…

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Episode 155: Power of Words- OMMMMM & Ruined Runes Ruins 42:55

7M ago42:55

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 155 of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we explore the incredible Power of Words! Join us as we sip on enchanting brews and dive into the magic behind the spoken and written word, unlocking the secrets of how language shapes our spells, rituals, and intentions. In this episode, we’ll uncover how words carr…

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They Have To Make The Straights Kiss 53:31

7M ago53:31

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This episode contains spoilers for Rings of Power, up to Season Two Episode Six. On Rings of Power S2E6, Celebrimbor continues his work on the rings for Men while Annatar takes over Eregion, Míriel faces a challenge in Numenor, and The Stranger fears for his harfoots friends. What did Kat and James think of this episode? Listen and find out! Send u…

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Episode 154: Creatures of the Shadows: Cryptids of Mystery 37:39

7M ago37:39

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Let's Chat!! In this episode of C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, we’re diving into the mysterious and eerie world of cryptids! Join us as we explore the chilling tales of some of the most iconic cryptids that haunt our folklore and imaginations. From the dark skies of West Virginia where Mothman lurks, to the untamed Pine Barrens of New Jersey…

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Sabbat Series Episode 7: Samhain 48:08

7M ago48:08

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Let's Chat!! Welcome to Episode 7 of the Sabbat Series on C3: Crystals, Cauldrons, & Cocktails, where we dive into the mysterious and sacred celebration of Samhain. Join us as we honor the witch’s New Year with a special cocktail in hand, and explore the deep magic, rituals, and traditions surrounding this powerful Sabbat. In this episode, we’ll un…

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