We kept it short this week, but the drama is intact. A roach tried to eat us, Kevin turned out to be Paul, and we believe in Shane Harper slander. Consider this your weekly chaos update. Also: Haley, blink twice if you need help.By Double Shot Diaries

This episode is sponsored by chaos, Moscow Mules, and financially reckless decisions. We're talking TikTok Shop regrets, influencer obsessions, and how Afterpay is ruining lives one click at a time. Also on the docket: grey hair panic, fake cowgirl call-outs, Kylie & Timmy takes, and a full-blown ABBA meltdown. We survived on burnt toast and bacon,…

Grimm is done, we’re drinking margs, and the Met Gala gave us opinions. Kate’s bulldozing, Lyss is choosing cheeks out, and Zendaya remains mother. Oh—and there’s a game of Would You Rather that takes a turn, obviously.By Double Shot Diaries

We almost died at a Travis Scott show, Kate's a horse girl, and Katy Perry didn't sing E.T. in space?? Also: stolen phones, '90s movie hot takes, Pedro Pascal thirst, and why slick back buns are a crime. Warning: may contain zero new slang comprehension.By Double Shot Diaries

Kate’s lobbying for capris, Lyss is deep in her 100th Pride & Prejudice rewatch, and we’re talking what we may try or trash this month. No complicated cocktails, no tanning beds, and absolutely no bonnets. Come yap with us!By Double Shot Diaries

Why can’t we just whip it out? Join us for a dirty-themed episode of DSD where we discuss what it would be like to have a dick for a day, BuzzFeed quizzes decide our fuckboy energy, we debate Disney characters with the biggest BDE, & realize that Captain Hook may just be our type.By Double Shot Diaries

In a sleep-deprived haze fueled by moonshine and working girl rage, we rate Coachella looks and hate from outside the club, talk about smutty reads, and reminisce about the '08 recession things that made us who we are: Hannah Montana supremacy, MTV hits, and those high-security voice-activated diaries that totally worked. (Lyss' password was Butter…

In this week's episode of Double-Shot Diaries, we dissect the psychology of cocktail orders (if you order a Long Island, therapy's not optional), celebrate Bloody Marys that double as charcuterie boards, and defend sleepy girls everywhere. We spiral over tableside guac, get disturbingly passionate about Lupe Tortilla, and accidentally deep-dive int…

April Fools may be over, but we’re still out here making fools of ourselves. This week, we reminisce on Kate taking an L against a rogue binder, Lyss proving ceiling fans are NOT stronger than skulls, and we relived our fanfiction-induced delusions. We also get into the ultimate pick-me activities, from bragging about drinking black coffee to actin…

Decluttering our homes? Maybe. Decluttering our minds? Unlikely. Join us as we induce chaos! Sticky bras are failing us, men are balding at an alarming rate, and Pedro is on our shit list. Also, did Disney have a mermaid obsession or were we just weirdly into fins as kids?By Double Shot Diaries

We took Hunger Games quizzes and somehow it ended up with Gale Hawthorn (the sister killer). Judge Judy was reaped and, unsurprisingly, dominated the arena. Plus, we may have discovered a new form of combat: telekinetic murder. Would we survive the Games? Tune in for unhinged debates, dystopian drama, and maybe some accidental war crimes.…

Flash us! Who said that?! It’s 1 AM, we’re delirious, and somehow, we’ve time-traveled to Pompeii (mentally, at least). Between granny moments, chaotic horoscopes, Portland nightmares, and silly giggles, this episode is pure unhinged energy. Buckle up, grab a drink, and try to keep up! We apologize in advance for this one ya'll.…

We're spilling the ink and the tea! Join us as we break down our tattoos (past and present), make impossible 'Would You Rather' choices, and expose the songs currently holding us hostage.By Double Shot Diaries

This week, we’re planning birthdays, dishing out big sister wisdom (the good and the questionable), and coming to terms with all the things we’re officially too old for—like ghosting, scrunchies, and functioning after two drinks. We also take a deep dive into our bags, where we uncover an alarming amount of lip gloss and, somehow, an old orange (we…

Celebrating Galentine's with chaotic M.A.S.H, Buzzfeed quizzes, and a red flag vs. beige flag showdown. Oh, and the worst Valentine's gifts we've ever received. Cheers to that!By Double Shot Diaries

This week, we played Hear Me Out, aka “convince your friend your oddly specific crush isn’t that weird” (spoiler: it is). Somehow, Penguins of Madagascar entered the chat, and we may never recover. 🐧💀 Then, we put on our judgment hats for some AITA? Reddit chaos and dished on our Valentine’s Day plans. It’s unhinged, it’s slightly concerning, and i…

Welcome to the very first episode of Double Shot Diaries, where we’re shaken, stirred, and already a little unhinged. Get to know Kate & Lyss as we play a game of Who’s More Likely To? (spoiler: one of us might end up in a cult), discuss our New Year’s resolutions, and expose the trash resolutions that need to be left in the group chat. Oh, and did…